If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

#2

What A Pure Man

What A Pure Man

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

#3

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

#4

Happy You Pregnant!

Happy You Pregnant!

I bet this guy could have used it too.

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

he is slaying that tho

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In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

#5

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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#6

Beds Should Look Like Beds

Beds Should Look Like Beds

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

only problem is said ice cream sandwhich would probably melt by the time it arrived.

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Beeps
Community Member
2 years ago

Great, now I want a $150 ice cream sandwich.

My O My
Community Member
2 years ago

If you find it let me know

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Monty Glue
Community Member
2 years ago

I dreamed I was eating marshmallows and when I woke my pillow was missing.

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

Could be worse, you could have been dreaming that you were drinking the world's largest Margarita and when you woke up, you were actually in the bathroom, drinking out of the toilet.

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Brooke Wagner
Community Member
2 years ago

I would just get a sprinkle blanket and a cherry pillow...

Blue Cicada
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect!

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David Manhart
Community Member
2 years ago

It would make more sense if he was high instead of drunk.

Nikki Spears
Community Member
2 years ago

It does look like one & I'm currently sober!

Donna Cheung
Community Member
2 years ago

I think beds should look like giant ice cream sandwiches

Kittygirl
Community Member
2 months ago

Verified purchase! 😂

Mare Freed
Community Member
2 years ago

Now all I want is a giant ice cream sandwich. I'd sell my brand new bed for one.

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
2 years ago

Point of order. Put a security code in your permission for making purchases on line. That way, when your sloshed, you can't remember the password or don't have the dexterity to enter it. Lol

Jane Alexander
Community Member
2 years ago

Yah, but what a party that would be if you built an ice cream sandwich big enough to sleep on.

ゾーイドレーガー
Community Member
2 years ago

it looks like s'more to me for some reason T^T

VICTORIA HERNANDEZ
Community Member
2 years ago

I think you were more than hungry

Linda D'Ascenzo
Community Member
2 years ago

Bahaha!

devi L.
Community Member
2 years ago

Lmao

Rosie Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Amazing

Leigh C.
Community Member
10 months ago

LOL

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
2 years ago

He must of been well and truly rat-a#$ed

Nostalgic Hyena
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, I think I want a bed that looks like a giant ice cream sandwich.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

Not really fair to give it one star though.

Mia J
Community Member
2 years ago

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Blue Cicada
Community Member
2 years ago

But, what did you think it was an actual edible ice cream sandwich? What did you think it was a giant ice cream sandwich shaped pillow?

Rachel Hamrick
Community Member
2 years ago

Okay, wow...

c Fuller
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahahaha!

Rich McCormick
Community Member
2 years ago

This made me laugh out loud! LOL

Ashley Wright
Community Member
2 years ago

Is this a true story, Adam? 🤔

Christine Cameron-Dow
Community Member
2 years ago

It might not be what you wanted, drunk dude, but I think it was what you needed at the time....

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

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Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

On the plus side, It didn't melt and trash whatever you have at the front of your house / apartment.

Cameron Blackburn
Community Member
2 years ago

lmaooooooooooooooo

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

That would have been one expensive ice cream sandwich though.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

But how would it have compared with a standard-sized ice cream sandwich on a price/weight basis?

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Kaleigh
Community Member
2 years ago

When I get older I feel like am gonna end up doing this... (thinks again) never mind I am not a dumb retard. Lol

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
2 years ago

Funny story, but I hate when people give a bad review just because they made a mistake.

Uchman
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, that shit is annoying

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Beth McFadden
Community Member
2 years ago

The one star review is bullshit. Not Amazon's or the manufacturer's fault Adam is a drunken tool, and blind at that.

Lewis Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

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this ones been posted online for a few years......

DancingToMyself
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, exactly as it says - from June 30th, 2016.

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#7

Fair Point

Fair Point

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

This one made me laugh so hard :-)

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#8

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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#9

5/5

5/5

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HOUSE
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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#10

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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#11

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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QueenOlive
Community Member
2 years ago

And that my friends, is what she said

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#12

No Complaints

No Complaints

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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#13

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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GFSTaylor
Community Member
2 years ago

I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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#14

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago

"Either way 5 stars" killed me lol

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#15

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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#16

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

bird box product

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#17

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

"It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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#18

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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#19

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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Hello it Smee
Community Member
2 years ago

I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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#20

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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#21

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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#22

That's All I Wanted To Know

That's All I Wanted To Know

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, good rice is amazing.

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#23

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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#24

True Love Still Exists

True Love Still Exists

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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#25

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

"If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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#26

$16,000 Speakers

$16,000 Speakers

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

Well this is dark

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#27

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

These ladies have probably read this.

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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#28

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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ember avery
Community Member
2 years ago

i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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#29

Ho Ho... Oh

Ho Ho... Oh

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is kind of terrifying

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#30

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

.... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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#31

Cheese Wheel

Cheese Wheel

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Alan Wilkening
Community Member
2 years ago

Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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