If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
Community Member
2 years ago

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

boredkitten
Community Member
2 years ago

Your comment made me laugh more :)

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Aaron W
Community Member
2 years ago

Some guy at M&Ms spent a long time staring at your letter saying WTF!??!

glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

This is great. My favorite part is that they consider the coupon for more M&Ms to be "grant money."

danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

blue M&M's are smurf turds. that's why they don't survive so well.

Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg....can’t breathe...... laughing and coughing. Doesn’t help I have bronchitis.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Dude, don’t read funny stuff when you have sick lungs—you’ll just cough yourself into pneumonia.

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Purple Space Cow
Community Member
2 years ago

This is hilarious!

FloC
Community Member
2 years ago

Maybe they packed all the M&Ms he sent back ?

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

If so, then dude is set the greatest M&Ms-off of ALL TIME!

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Lena Hudson
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a work of art, plain and simple. It is far superior to a good many novels I've read lately! Oh and pro-tip: try reading it in a Morgan Freeman As God voice...

Bluebell Rizzi
Community Member
2 years ago

HAHA! That is amusing

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Katie and Jared Coates
Community Member
2 years ago

I've done this since I was a kid, early 90's. I call it "Battle of the Planets".

Sinead O
Community Member
2 years ago

Darwin has been out-Darwined. Well done.

earringnut
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a completely different Darwin award.

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
2 years ago

Wonderful

Mia J
Community Member
2 years ago

I need people like him in my life.

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

Agreed.

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Volker H
Community Member
2 years ago

haha I do the same, I call it M&Ms sumo

TheReader19
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the best thing I have ever read

Nikki Spears
Community Member
2 years ago

This is one of the very best things I have ever read in my life!!!

Bob Beltcher
Community Member
2 years ago

Two M's in, one M out!

Jeremy Starks
Community Member
2 years ago

This may be the greatest thing I've read all day.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Probably for this whole month for me—I can’t even begin to imagine what could top this...except for the dude who got slapped with an octopus by a seal!

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Samma Jamma
Community Member
2 years ago

The spelling is atrocious! GAH!

Melanie
Community Member
5 months ago

I read this in a sorta animal documentary/wrestling announcer voice

Michelle Geiger
Community Member
1 year ago

Will the tournament be televised? :)

JeLy Stone
Community Member
1 year ago

This. Is astounding!!!

John Razor
Community Member
1 year ago

Please make sure you declare this "grant" on your taxes. The IRS is watching.

Rebecca Cote
Community Member
2 years ago

That's so awesome! Now I'm going to have to try that next time I have M&M's. Good work!

Michelle Muirhead
Community Member
2 years ago

Fantastic story. He should have a display cabinet of champions to show us.

Estimation
Community Member
2 years ago

i will never eat m & ms the same again

Dianna
Community Member
2 years ago

This person is in serious need of a life,

Rani Johnson
Community Member
2 years ago

Spelling!!

SHYLAH CAFFERY
Community Member
2 years ago

LMAO LMAO LMAO X1000000000

Wyndmere
Community Member
2 years ago

snack-fod ....

Wyndmere
Community Member
2 years ago

It is spelled "Streng.t.h"

Harleen
Community Member
2 years ago

BUT WHO WON????

Sushi Smack
Community Member
2 years ago

I think i'm going to help the breeding process now

Momo Skarsgård
Community Member
2 years ago

This person should be a writer!! His movies would kill people from laughter. Lmaooo

Jenny McMillin
Community Member
2 years ago

I love this. Please post the winner, of course. You are my kind of odd -- and funny!! :-)

Carla Olavarría
Community Member
2 years ago

You’re a genius!!!!

Aria FAFAT
Community Member
2 years ago

the absolute seriousness of this is killing me

Susann Campbell
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm sure that your study insures the right temperature that is required to sustain the chocolate from melting and making sure both hands are of the same temperature as you conduct this very valuable experiment. I applaud you in your endeavor to make it possible for future chocolate lovers to always know that more of these little morsels will continue to breed for our and their enjoyment.

Olivia W
Community Member
2 years ago

Found my new hobby

celia seavey
Community Member
2 years ago

and one more..possibly this method c/b used all the way to cancer research? Who can say? Extrapolate!!

celia seavey
Community Member
2 years ago

We've definitely found the best new food critic/scientist. Great job, looking forward to further study results.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

The visuals on that are great, lol.

Roger Bird
Community Member
2 years ago

How's your diabetes2?

Dean Wolterman
Community Member
2 years ago

The Highlander of M%m's!!

Rachel Hamrick
Community Member
2 years ago

I even saw past the grammatical errors to quite literally laugh out loud.

Beth McFadden
Community Member
2 years ago

Darwinism at its finest.

Catherine Todd
Community Member
2 years ago

Dang! The "buy now" link doesn't take me to the product that is reviewed (above). Just the mini-M&M's. Guess our Judge will have to hold another contest! So funny!

Reenie Smith Shaw
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahahahaha this is AWESOME,!!! I’m almost peeing my pants! Brilliant!!!

Victoria Rey Piuma
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh my God! ! This is soooooo cooooool!!!!!!!!

Jessica Cifelli
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg I cant believe I read this whole thing and now I have people staring at me because I'm cracking up laughing

Elena
Community Member
2 years ago

I just can't right now. LOL

E FourOFour
Community Member
2 years ago

I take part in the M&M Fight Club as well, but I don't go as far as to send one back to factory for breeding lol

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s clearly what makes this guy the all-time champeen.

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Jo B. Ventura Gurule
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2 years ago

What a really cute championship game!! Hahahaha

Ashley Wright
Community Member
2 years ago

This person needs a life, or a job, or both. Seriously.

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

Girl, you need to lighten up...

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Mary Rose Beeken
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait I actually do this! Thought I was the only one... guess not XD

Mariela Rodriguez
Community Member
2 years ago

ekskskkskk

Vicki Hardy
Community Member
2 years ago

BRILLIANT!

Susanne Drejø Thun
Community Member
2 years ago

This is pure genius.

Christine Cameron-Dow
Community Member
2 years ago

Whoever you are, I think there can be only one of you, too.

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow! Mega deep thoughts being pump the my brain. Not sure I have the aptitude to help with your research. I always seem to just pop a handful into my mouth as soon as I see them. No time for games)research.

Sharon Attwood
Community Member
2 years ago

Love it!

Gitte Løyche
Community Member
2 years ago

Simply hilarious!

Migue Avendaño
Community Member
2 years ago

This post is so dumb that I had to read it complete hahahahaha

Donna Cheung
Community Member
2 years ago

I want a pack of 56oz M&Ms

David Jeu
Community Member
2 years ago

Ordering m&ms online. We are doomed.

Jane Alexander
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

-and with hard boiled eggs, take one in each hand and tap the small ends together. -but I don't send the winner back, just devil it with the rest of them.

Denise MacPherson
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg I love it

Sam Mitchell
Community Member
2 years ago

Gods, I love that so much. A bit Joe Lycett.

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
2 years ago

They should film it and write a dissertation.

Debbie Lee
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Bobert Robertson
Community Member
2 years ago

I do this with skittles

Shirley Richard
Community Member
2 years ago

I want to keep scrolling through but I keep coming back here. I have so much respect for this person.

R.s. Potter
Community Member
2 years ago

Switch to Smarties.

Cynthia Grootens
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahaha 😂😂

Whiterain25 furry
Community Member
2 years ago

I do that too

My O My
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm joining! Anyone else in for a tournament?

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

I once held a Peeps-jousting tournament in my company’s conference room.

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Dani
Community Member
2 years ago

This is gold! I am TOTALLY doing this from now on!

Cameron Blackburn
Community Member
2 years ago

this is utterly amazing, everyone should do this as a trend

Prashanti Patil
Community Member
2 years ago

Seriously this dude is one level up.

ZeitCycloneTangram
Community Member
2 years ago

Nerdiness taken to the next level! I LOVE IT!!!!! Should totally do something like this, but, knowing me, I would get carried away...

funtime foxy
Community Member
2 years ago

But what if this causes the M&M's to become too powerful? this could lead to the collapse of humanity and the rise of M&M overlords! SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!

Danielle Renee
Community Member
2 years ago

fantastic!

KCN
Community Member
2 years ago

Ohmygosh THAT IS SO FUUUNNNYYYY!!!

PandaLover
Community Member
2 years ago

This person has so much time on his hands. lol

DancingToMyself
Community Member
2 years ago

Like any other writer? :)

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Kimlan Lau
Community Member
2 years ago

This person is the biggest candy nerd! Lol

Mary Rose Kent
Community Member
2 years ago

See my comment above re Peeps Jousting

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Delilah Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

All M&Ms must die.

Erika Drewke
Community Member
2 years ago

This is amazing!

MN Free Spirit
Community Member
2 years ago

Literally I have done this, but not to the extent of this LOL :)

Luna Lovegood
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh mi gosh our family had m n m wars too!

Monty Glue
Community Member
2 years ago

Sounds like the hunger games!

Theory Buchannon
Community Member
2 years ago

Gladiators with m and m's I love it

Lewis Jones
Community Member
2 years ago

too freaking cool!

Dina Voormey
Community Member
2 years ago

Get a life!😏😀

KarmaQueen
Community Member
2 years ago

okay....

To Blave
Community Member
2 years ago

Trying way too hard to be funny and random, but only succeeding in being boring and annoying.

DancingToMyself
Community Member
2 years ago

Who hurt you?

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Elena Adams
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2 years ago

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Some people just got way too much time

DancingToMyself
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2 years ago

And some people just have to be a party pooper.

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

#2

What A Pure Man

What A Pure Man

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

#3

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

#4

Happy You Pregnant!

Happy You Pregnant!

I bet this guy could have used it too.

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

he is slaying that tho

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In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

#5

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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#6

Beds Should Look Like Beds

Beds Should Look Like Beds

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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#7

Fair Point

Fair Point

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

This one made me laugh so hard :-)

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#8

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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#9

5/5

5/5

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HOUSE
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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#10

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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#11

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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QueenOlive
Community Member
2 years ago

And that my friends, is what she said

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#12

No Complaints

No Complaints

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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#13

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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GFSTaylor
Community Member
2 years ago

I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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#14

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago

"Either way 5 stars" killed me lol

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#15

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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AloofFox
Community Member
2 years ago

And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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#16

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

bird box product

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#17

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

"It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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#18

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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#19

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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Hello it Smee
Community Member
2 years ago

I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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#20

Yodelling Pickle

Yodelling Pickle

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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#21

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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#22

That's All I Wanted To Know

That's All I Wanted To Know

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, good rice is amazing.

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#23

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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#24

True Love Still Exists

True Love Still Exists

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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#25

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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Luis Milian
Community Member
2 years ago

"If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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#26

$16,000 Speakers

$16,000 Speakers

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

Well this is dark

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#27

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

These ladies have probably read this.

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Dream Wolf
Community Member
2 years ago

I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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#28

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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ember avery
Community Member
2 years ago

i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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#29

Ho Ho... Oh

Ho Ho... Oh

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Kaisu
Community Member
2 years ago

This is kind of terrifying

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#30

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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danielw
Community Member
2 years ago

.... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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#31

Cheese Wheel

Cheese Wheel

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Alan Wilkening
Community Member
2 years ago

Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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