Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
Hello there, anybody out there?
A little bit about me! I was born in Portsmouth, stand a proud 6 feet tall, and could be described as portly, grey, and somewhat “vintage.” I’ve been doodling for as long as I can remember. With a short attention span and a love of quick laughs, cartooning became my perfect creative outlet.
Over the years, I’ve drawn thousands (yes, thousands) of gags, some of which even made their way into magazines, greeting cards, and various publications. It hasn’t exactly made me rich, but it’s definitely kept me entertained (and hopefully you, too).
Your comments, good, bad, or somewhere in between, are always welcome!
More info: Instagram | hireanartist.net
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Final score:
29points
RELATED:
#3
Final score:
20points
#4
Final score:
18points
Andrew Keir 1 month ago
They know you're there, Mr Death, but they're not going to give you the satisfaction of showing it
#6
Final score:
15points
#8
Final score:
13points
#10
Final score:
12points
#12
Final score:
10points
#13
Final score:
9points
#14
Final score:
9points
#15
Final score:
9points
#16
Final score:
8points
Bill Swallow 1 month ago (edited)
Verizon actually did this with me right when I was moving into a new house. Literally. I was there before we moved in, waiting for the utilities guy to connect gas & water, saw a Verizon guy walk around the side of the house, checked a minute later, our landline cable had been cut. Verizon's response: "Wouldn't you like to sign up for our fiber service?"
#17
Final score:
8points
#18
Final score:
8points
#19
Final score:
7points
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Tristan *has* a Dummy. He just calls her 'Mama'. (Yes, I understand the British slang.)
#20
Final score:
7points
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Not in the Spanish *sunshine*, you understand, but the Spanish *sun* itself. Now he can cosplay as 'Dr. Solar, Man of the Atom'.
#21
Final score:
6points
Bill Swallow 1 month ago
Don't worry about it, Sonny. These days, most folks don't have the brain power to use them any more.
Add New Image
Explore more of these tags
You May Like 50 Of The Funniest Signs Ever Spotted In The Wild (New Pics) 43 Times Medical Professionals Couldn’t Keep A Straight Face With A Funny Patient 120 Funny Tweets About Dieting To Burn Extra Calories Laughing
Mantas Kačerauskas
Mantas Kačerauskas
Aivaras Kaziukonis
Related on Bored Panda
