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Friends Hold Fake Funeral For Friend Who Is Always With His Girlfriend
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Friends Hold Fake Funeral For Friend Who Is Always With His Girlfriend

When 20-year-old Keiran Cable from South Wales started to date 19-year-old Jess Ferguson, his friends say that he disappeared from their lives. After 18 months of unreturned calls and emails, fifty of Cable’s friends decided to surprise him with a mock funeral that included a coffin, hearse, and even a eulogy!

“Keiran has had a tough 18 months trying to keep his friendship with his friends alive but sadly the wait is now over and he has floated up to the gates of heaven,” the eulogy reads in part.”What hurts the most is that we were starved of precious time to say our last goodbyes after his relationship status was changed from ‘Single’ to ‘in a Relationship.'”

More info: Facebook (h/t: walesonline, elitedaily)

“A couple of weeks ago we were all in the pub and we all started saying RIP Keiran”

“We decided if he wasn’t going to come out with us and was going to pretend he was dead then we’d organise a funeral for him”

“One of the boys, Shaun Bundy, organised most of it and he spent Friday and Saturday making the coffin”

“[Keiran] had no idea what was going on. He thought he was coming out to watch the rugby but he” ended up in a coffin

“I borrowed a funeral car and we drove the coffin from pub to pub”

“Another one of the boys, Daniel Bundock, was the vicar, and gave speeches from the Old Testament”

“The roads were completely closed off, it was epic”

Cable’s reaction? “I was in complete shock and didn’t know what to do or say”

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chalorurua
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6 years ago

This guy has awesome friends :D

Cookie
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6 years ago

Girl's got rug burn on her knees.

MrPositive
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6 years ago

When the girl looks like THAT, who can blame him for disappearing for a while?

MichelleValot
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6 years ago

Crawled up her ass because she's hot or is she keeping him from seeing his friends because SHE thinks she's hot? Looks don't last...

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chalorurua
Community Member
6 years ago

This guy has awesome friends :D

Cookie
Community Member
6 years ago

Girl's got rug burn on her knees.

MrPositive
Community Member
6 years ago

When the girl looks like THAT, who can blame him for disappearing for a while?

MichelleValot
Community Member
6 years ago

Crawled up her ass because she's hot or is she keeping him from seeing his friends because SHE thinks she's hot? Looks don't last...

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