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Locking yourself inside your home to help flatten the coronavirus curve provides people with so much free time, they take up new hobbies. Imgur user yuyufan43, for example, started browsing Facebook ads. But not the ones that pop up in your feed. They've been looking at what people are selling on the site. And the more they were scrolling, the funnier it got.

After coming across such gems as an "original ball and chain" from the 1800s and super creepy "doll art", yuyufan43 decided to compile the most ridiculous ads and share them with the Internet. Thank you, my lord.

#1

I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad

I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad

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A recent study discovered that quarantine can have a huge effect on a person's mental health, resulting in a range of concerns from anxiety and anger to sleep disturbances, depression, and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). In fact, earlier studies of quarantined patients of SARS, a previous coronavirus outbreak in 2003, also found that people under lockdown had suffered PTSD.

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    #2

    This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House

    This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House

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    Dat Bored Pugtato =0=
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t laugh. But when my family hired a clown for my sisters 10th birthday, she kicked him in the no no square and ran into the house while screaming. She hates clowns.

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    Recognizing the problem, the World Health Organization (WHO) released guidance on how people can protect their mental health during these difficult times.

    “Be empathetic to all those who are affected, in and from any country”, the WHO highlights, warning against singling out anyone who has or had the virus. “The sudden and near-constant stream of news reports about an outbreak can cause anyone to feel worried”, said the WHO. “Get the facts; not the rumors and misinformation.”

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    #3

    This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not

    This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not

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    Artlover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made me sad about the dead doll. 😔

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay- I do want the sewing machine though. They can keep the doll.

    Little Wonder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I have one I found at the thrift store and it's awesome. 1936 model!

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    Dat Bored Pugtato =0=
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furbies are worst. I had one and I left It in a tub downstairs with a box of crayons during the summer and it melted the colors into. It looked like pennywise the clown

    N’Baro Atksteel X377
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, hah. I’ve heard they never shut up, no matter what you do to it. Is that true?

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    Eddie Maurer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p people are crazy thinking they could get that type of money, no actually people are crazy cuz they will spend that type of money on this.

    Eddie Maurer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind I didn't realize that it was just 123456...

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    JustAAnotherGirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sewing machine is probably from the Victorian/Edwardian era and I would have payed for it

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The difference between artsy and art made clear as can be

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did that cabbage patch baby ever do to them? Feels like a failed attempt at social commentary

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doll art? Isn't this straight-up robbery?

    No you didn't
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may or may not be a little overpriced.

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolls are creeepy -unless they're Horse Statues. Doll parts are even creeepier.

    david kohn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    123,456 dollars WTF i could make that 150

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These dolls are made for children? By who?

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    After you're calm and collected and finished scrolling this funny list, fire up our post People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones. It should give you some ideas on how to spend your extra free time! 

    #4

    I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky

    I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky

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    #5

    I Kinda Like The One On The Left

    I Kinda Like The One On The Left

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    #6

    This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night

    This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love everything creepy. Dolls are on the uncomfortable creepy side for me, but still creepy so it counts. I would love to have this. I like the idea of the eyes lighting up.

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    #7

    You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets

    You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets

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    #8

    Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip

    Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip

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    #9

    Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy

    Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy

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    Dat Bored Pugtato =0=
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spin me right around baby right around! I had too.

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    #10

    Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious

    Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious

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    #11

    This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel

    This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel

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    Iva Kazalova
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is wildly deluded about how much their s****y, creepy doll art is worth 🙄

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    #12

    I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?

    I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be the same person. The dolls are $123456. Should be $666

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