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Locking yourself inside your home to help flatten the coronavirus curve provides people with so much free time, they take up new hobbies. Imgur user yuyufan43, for example, started browsing Facebook ads. But not the ones that pop up in your feed. They've been looking at what people are selling on the site. And the more they were scrolling, the funnier it got.

After coming across such gems as an "original ball and chain" from the 1800s and super creepy "doll art", yuyufan43 decided to compile the most ridiculous ads and share them with the Internet. Thank you, my lord.

#1

I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad

I Actually Did Message The Chick About This. I Want It. And I Want It Bad

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A recent study discovered that quarantine can have a huge effect on a person's mental health, resulting in a range of concerns from anxiety and anger to sleep disturbances, depression, and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). In fact, earlier studies of quarantined patients of SARS, a previous coronavirus outbreak in 2003, also found that people under lockdown had suffered PTSD.

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    #2

    This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House

    This Is Just One Of Many Different Sections Of This Person’s Clown House

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t laugh. But when my family hired a clown for my sisters 10th birthday, she kicked him in the no no square and ran into the house while screaming. She hates clowns.

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no sqare lmao I thought this was just something me and my kids said (started as a very in appropriate song joke that I'm sure I can't put here lol)

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    Marsha Mello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is what nightmares are made of!!! 😲

    Animal lover❤
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I lived in this house I would never sleep

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price shows the clown economy is not going well.

    FÛŁŁ_ÊFFÊČT
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one going to talk about that phone battery at 20%?!?!

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the fad of collecting thousands of for example clowns ever take off? Collecting outstanding quality pieces of something I can understand, but this is madness.

    glowworm2
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of these are haunted--I'm sure of it!

    Morgan Rathjen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for me it’s clowns that freak me out

    Elaine Mattingly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And me...............I'm the biggest clown of all.

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaghghghghggh run away, run away fast!

    Nance Cascan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT Won’t be getting his stimulus check with all his back pay child support due!!!

    hopie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BURN IT ALL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    boredkoala
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...but Raggedy Andy isn't a clown!

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a small girl child thrill when the motorcycles came by in the parade and hide in her grandma s skirt at the sight of the clowns. I totally agree with her.

    jevais
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To this Day 🤡 clowns still make me feel uneasy. As a Child I was so scared of them that I fell ill, vomiting + fever. My parents never again brought me to a Circus.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father collected wooden clothes hangers with as low a telephone number as possible. The hangers were always in use and I didn't even know about it, or at least I had not realized it, until after he had passed away but now, living in a different country, it is a delight to read the two - or three-digit telephone numbers going to a clothing shop long since forgotten about when I hang some piece of clothing in the closet.

    Arundhati Iyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's creepy ..I would never buy it

    Aunt Messy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nightmare fuel.

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    Recognizing the problem, the World Health Organization (WHO) released guidance on how people can protect their mental health during these difficult times.

    “Be empathetic to all those who are affected, in and from any country”, the WHO highlights, warning against singling out anyone who has or had the virus. “The sudden and near-constant stream of news reports about an outbreak can cause anyone to feel worried”, said the WHO. “Get the facts; not the rumors and misinformation.”

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    #3

    This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not

    This One Is Legit My Favorite Thing On Earth Right Now. Just That Happy Little Grin While It’s All Torn Apart On The Machine That Could Put It Back Together. It’s Irony. It’s Poetic. It’s Art... Or It’s Not. Probably Not

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    Artlover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just made me sad about the dead doll. 😔

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    After you're calm and collected and finished scrolling this funny list, fire up our post People In Quarantine Finally Have The Time For Cool Projects, And Here Are 32 Of The Most Creative Ones. It should give you some ideas on how to spend your extra free time! 

    #4

    I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky

    I Wonder If These Come Pre-Sticky

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    #5

    I Kinda Like The One On The Left

    I Kinda Like The One On The Left

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    #6

    This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night

    This One Would Be Awesome If The Eyes Were Leds And It Lit Up At Night

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love everything creepy. Dolls are on the uncomfortable creepy side for me, but still creepy so it counts. I would love to have this. I like the idea of the eyes lighting up.

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    #7

    You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets

    You Guys Wanna Listen To Some Toons? Just Let Me Whip Out My Box Of Corn Niblets

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    #8

    Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip

    Took Me Three Hours To Do The Shading On The Upper Lip

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    #9

    Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy

    Wide, Child Bearing Hips. Some People Find That Sexy

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You spin me right around baby right around! I had too.

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    #10

    Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious

    Let’s Face It, You’re Buying A Book With A Sprinkle Of Barbie All Over It. Delicious

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    #11

    This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel

    This One’s Face Looks Like How I Feel

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    Iva Kazalova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is wildly deluded about how much their s****y, creepy doll art is worth 🙄

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    #12

    I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?

    I Wonder If Coins Come Out Of Her Slot?

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    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be the same person. The dolls are $123456. Should be $666

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