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You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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#1
Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
Katinka Min 4 years ago
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
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#2
Vegan Coworker
#3
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
#4
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
#5
Do You Even Lift?
#6
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
#7
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
#8
Give Me A Sign
#9
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
#10
“That’s Cool”
WilvanderHeijden 4 years ago
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
#11
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
#12
9 Years Mother F**ker
#13
“Yes I’m 27”
Call Me Mars 4 years ago
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
#14
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
#15
Ummm.... Well Done?
#16
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Valisbourne Spiritforge 4 years ago
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
#17
In The Comments Of A Comic
#18
Tell Me More
#19
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
#20
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
#21
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
#22
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
#23
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
#24
He Was Born In August
#25
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
#26
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
#27
Someone Please Go Get Him
#28
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
#29
On A Post About Dogs
#30
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
JuJu 4 years ago
This is weird... btw I identify as way too hungry to wait for lunch so I'm eating chips under the table
Vicky Z 4 years ago
I only eat chips standing on the table while dancing😅😅😅😅
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Marcellus II 4 years ago
Speaking as a mother, I think they're wrong. Also, I think every argument can be improved, by prefixing it with "Speaking as a mother, ...".
Janus Sanders 4 years ago
i am gender fluid and all i can say is wtf. i promise not all of us randomly bring it up in conversation with no prompting lol.
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
Thanks for sharing. I'm a vegan. There, I said it. For the first time today and it is already 10 PM over here!!!
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Chris Wade 4 years ago
Umm, say what? Ryan Reynolds has to be one of the funniest, most kind-hearted and charismatic human on the planet right now... also I like pizza.
Seanette Blaylock 4 years ago
Beware of the combo pack "I'm a gender-fluid vegan".
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Philler Space 4 years ago
Being gender fluid gives you LESS reason not to be into Ryan Renolds. I'm a cis male and frankly if Ryan Renolds was into it, I wouldn't say no. The man is charming and has abs sharp enough to grate cheese on.
Improper (He-They) 4 years ago
Its one of the bagged fluids. Usally able to find it at walmart or smthin..
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Tobias Rieper 4 years ago
see now when someone says gender fluid im thinking it sounds like they like coke and pepsi
Jess Thompson 4 years ago
I don’t think Ryan Reynolds would have enough charisma for this either. Also, I’m half Dominican, so.
Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
I identify as a cartoon mouse, because I love cheese and must have a serving daily.
Donkey boi 4 years ago
I don't know what 'Hot one's' is, but they would be lucky to have Mr Reynolds.
Kimu but she’s inactive 4 years ago
Im gender fluid and even I don’t care that much I rarely ever tell people it just happens like wtf LOL
Riley Quinn 4 years ago
I have such a crush on Ryan Reynolds. It kinda grosses me out because of the vast age difference and that he's happily married, so don't tell him. But, getting back on topic, Ryan does have the charisma and your sexual persuasion shouldn't stop you from enjoying chilies... I guess???
||your_demon_grunkle|| 4 years ago
Listen, it was uncalled for, yes, but why are all of you poking fun at gender fluid people now? If someone was poking fun at cishet like these comments are, I bet half of you would be pissed. So, please, just because one person added in "also I identify as gender fluid" doesn't mean all of you have be assh-les about it.
Lyn Moffett 4 years ago
I'm hearing more and more things that I do not understand. What does gender fluid mean??
A_BadlyDrawnBearPic 4 years ago
Didn't need to know that info. Also, I'm playing video games as I'm reading this.
Terilee Bruyere 4 years ago
Maybe it's a over abundance of blood in my caffeine system, but I feel a bit odd that I am listening to Hot Ones while reading this.
GaeFrog 4 years ago
Gender identity should not have anything to do with politics but sadly, it does and it is worldwide! People have identified as different genders other than what they were born as for a long time usually it was for religious purposes if it was a while ago but that hasn't affected us negatively in any way so I don't see how it can be detrimental. Have a nice day! hope this helped :)
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Jamie artis 4 years ago
F**k you to the three transphobic assholes that upvoted that horseshit
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#31
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
#32
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
#33
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
#34
Ok, Genie
#35
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
#37
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
Olivier Caissy 4 years ago
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
#38
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
#40
I Just Wanted To Play 8 Ball
Roxy Eastland 4 years ago
And again, another woman who knows she has to walk on egg shells trying to deal with the possibility a man is interested in her, to keep herself safe. If that game invite came out of the blue I think she's being perfectly reasonable.
#41
That Moment When He Doesn't Compliment You Back
#42
The Ladies Never Asked, Nor Did The Men Tbf
#44
Not Even Sure What That Had To Do With The Image Tbh
#45
Does A “Smarter Than You” Fact That Was Totally Useless To The Conversation, And Not Even A Correction Count?
#46
I Have A Civic
#47
I Mean, “I Can Help” Would Have Worked Too
#48
Dude In The Red Was Literally Talking About A Mac And Cheese Recipe
#49
Why Laura
Olivier Caissy 4 years ago
I’m with the answer on this one, this is stupid and perpetuating stereotypes.
#50
I Bet His Parents Are Proud
#51
Good For You?
#52
Commented Under A Meme About Blunts
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Just grow up kid, one of these days you'll be smart enough to laugh at this comment! Good luck. 😄
#53
Yikes, Lady
#54
Garidleed Aw Man I Messed Up
#55
Maybe Go Somewhere Other Than A Meme Account For Your Relationship Problems
#56
It's Just A Funny Meme Sharon...
#58
This Is A Girl With Almost 8 Million Subs On Youtube Btw
#59
This Was Posted In My Small Town’s Fb Group
#60
As Seen On My Twitter Feed This Morning
#61
Fecking Grapes
#62
I Just Wanted To Learn About Leeches
#63
Well Here's A Fun Fact I Never Needed To Know
#64
When
#66
Someone Attention Seeking On A Tumblr Pov Meme Post
#70
This Was After People Called Him Out For Saying Females Like It Rapey And He Was Banging Two Chicks At The Same Time
#71
Haha Didn’t Steal
#72
I Mean, You're Not Wrong... Just... Absolutely Nobody Asked For This
#73
This Dude Sounds Wounded
Donkey boi 4 years ago
Dude, you've never seen your ex's vagina! You've never seen any vagina! If you had, you'd have some idea about how they work.
#74
Very Specific Rebuttal To Dropping Coffee Nihilism
#75
Can't Let A Man Celebrate!
#76
Thanks Jimmy, We Definitely Needed To Know That
#77
Fair Enough Mate
#79
Thanks For Ruining It
#80
Hey, I Am A Speed Cuber! Guys! Anyone!?
#82
I Missed The Part Where That's My Problem
#83
Science Student Cringes At The Legitimate Use Of The Word Chemistry (In The Context Of Romantic Chemistry)
#85
Fr Tho
#86
Typical Cardi
#87
Stay Classy
#88
Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In
#89
On A Sales Post For Pokemon Cards
Hugo Raible 4 years ago
The four Fs (basic and most primal drives): fighting, fleeing, feeding and matering.
#91
Dude Posted This In A Facebook Group About "What People Are Wearing"
#92
Alright Thank You Billy!
#93
We Get It, You Have Sex
#94
Don’t Know Where That Came From
#97
Sober? Great! Now Become Vegan!
#98
Classic Response
#99
Thats One Of The Funniest Facts I’ve Ever Heard
#100
Stumbled Into This Gem
Random Anon 4 years ago (edited)
Sometimes I cannot differentiate these "woke" people from fundamentalist extremists by their views on things.
#101
Debated Posting Here Or R/Ihavesex
Random Anon 4 years ago (edited)
It's pretty depressing to see that despite all the information at our fingertips these days, people still think socialism equals communism. But then again, ditching school and shagging, good times. Uhh I mean kids stay in school, and do not do this.
#102
Ah, Facebook. A Breeding Ground For Creeps (The Comment)
#106
Fml
#107
Unconditional Love
#109
February 29th
#110
50 Big Macs
#111
Found On A "Day In A Life" Video Of A Japanese Youtuber
#112
This Was Posted Under An Article About Disney Animation
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
And if I watch your life in fast-forward, the people on social media will help you learn your place too!
#113
They Had Me In The First Half, Ngl
#114
Thanks For The Update!
#115
I Wish You Were Joking Too, Buddy
#117
Wow, That's Neat
#118
Ma'am
Skara Brae 4 years ago
To all those people who asked how to behave more like a guy? Don't do it this way.
#119
Ma’am Please There’s Children On Board
#120
Bro Huuuuuhh??
DC 4 years ago (edited)
Nice. And, never forget that you need two pairs of socks, right? I mean, keeping such an immense ... Maximus Apparatus Dickus - Enlarged - Ulitimate Penetraitor ... a so-called "MADE UP", warm is kinda important, as we're like kinda about to enter winter, ... said horse-sized most significant part of you shall not be compromised by cold shrinking - who bears 10 inches in his pants can never afford losing even 1/128" of it.
#121
First Thing I See On Facebook This Morning
#122
His Fingers Can Do A Lot
#125
Thanks For The Recipe I Guess
#127
This Was On A Funny Spongebob Comic About Plankton And His Wife
#128
Found On R/Gatekeeping. Thought It Would Be Appropriate Here Too
#130
Neil Degrasse Tyson
#134
The Facebook Rabbit Hole Wields Cringey Rewards
#135
He Even Acknowledges That Nobody Asked
#137
Appreciate You Letting Me Know
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
I had to google "smegma"... Yuck, I did not even know it existed...
#139
Posted At 10 In The Morning
#140
For The Aesthetic
#141
Found This On Instagram... But Why?
#142
F**kboi
#144
Most Comments Were Pretty Nice And Were About Actual Bananas But Then This Dude Decides To Come In
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What do you think ?
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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Natalia A 4 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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ejfs 4 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 4 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 4 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 4 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 3 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 4 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 4 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... Natalia A 4 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... ejfs 4 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 4 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 4 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 4 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 4 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 3 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 4 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
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