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TikToker Shares “Embarrassing Stuff” That Actually Happened To People, Here Are 50 Of The Funniest
Whether it’s accidentally saying "you too" when a waiter tells you to enjoy your meal or walking in the same direction after you’ve said goodbye, we all get embarrassed every once in a while. Sometimes these moments get so uncomfortable, you wish to just curl up and hide from the world.
Well, at least we have the Internet where we can embrace our collective awkwardness. TikTok user Ryan Maxwell finds some of the most mortifying stories on social media and creates funny videos reacting to them. More than 2.6M followers must be loving the hilariousness of it all because the whole series is going viral.
Below, you will find the best experiences we collected from his account, so upvote your favorites and don't forget to share your embarrassing moments in the comments! And keep scrolling for Bored Panda's interview with Ryan, where we talk about his sense of humor and the "Embarrassing Stuff" series.
Ryan Maxwell, a digital comedian who has more than 2.6M followers on TikTok, created an entire series of videos about "Embarrassing Stuff" people have done
@ryan.maxwell22 Reply to @cupcake.facee this one gets its own as I’ve been WHEEZING what a fairytale ##fypシ
♬ original sound - Ryan Maxwell
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Ryan Maxwell is a comedy TikToker and content creator. The videos that he posted absolutely blew up on the platform and reached millions of people in just a few months. His popularity can be attributed to his ongoing TikTok series, like "Dumb Stuff from the Internet" and "Embarrassing Stuff" (the one you can see in this post). His comedy reaction videos create a positive vibe in the community and cause some serious laughs.
We were able to have a little chat with Ryan about his sense of humor and the inspiration behind his videos. It turns out that right now he works in the nuclear sector and before that, he was a primary teacher. According to him, it is a far cry from what he does on social media.
Today, he finds himself back in his hometown, in West Cumbria, enjoying the rainy Lakes and planning to move to Manchester or London in the new year.
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Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
Somebody knocked on my door one time, a total stranger. I opened the door and said "Are you an officer of the court?" He said "No" and I shut the door. I wasn't embarrassed, though.
Madison Feehan 4 years ago
If I were the other person, I would've been like: " I already have a warrant. Put your hands behind your head and spread 'em!"
Mewton’s Third Paw 4 years ago
They should just tell this one as a joke rather than acting like it happened. It’d be funnier that way!
Marvin HoG 3 years ago
Oh God I was reading these in the dark trying not to wake my kid up. Absolutely failed miserably at this one, I was laughing so hard I was crying which scared the heck out of my kid 🤣😂🤣
Thinking about the popular video series, he said that the idea to start them simply came from his sense of humor, which is so basic and immature. "I’m the person whose stomach hurts from laughing when someone trips over," he admitted.
A few weeks ago, he saw a thread on Instagram about different embarrassing incidents. Although right now, Ryan can't recall exactly where he saw it, he just remembers how hilarious it was. The TikToker and his friend were laughing so much from the stories people shared, he decided to make a video out of it. "When I did, people came in droves commenting their embarrassing experiences, and I guess it’s just gone from there," he explained.
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GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
*Almost* done this with the cat and vet more than once. Key word *almost*.
DetongLhamo 3 years ago
I’ve heard of people getting all their gear together to go to a horse show, arriving and realising they left the horse behind.
abby smink 3 years ago
The closest I get to this, is not wanting to make a vet appointment, and dreading it, because I think it means I'll have to leave my dog home alone.
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Truth Monster 4 years ago
Soft Muffin, Warm Muffin, little bit of cake, Happy muffin, sleepy muffin, pet, pet, pet (to the tune of "Soft Kitty")
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Oh my gosh imagine the reaction of the girl holding the muffin though
Verena Abt 3 years ago
Happened to me at the football. It was in the stadium's pub before a windy and wet day, and there was this fluffy little dog in the corner. I went down, cooing, oh, darling, aren't you a sweetie". Just before reaching little doggy, I saw a box with the name of a local TV station on it. It wasn't a dog. It was the fluffy microphone they use in bad weather.
MilaFi 4 years ago
Yes, I've seen this and the stories are great. Unfortunately it pains me to watch this dude blocking the view, reading the stories out loud while wheez-laughing, it's so annoying I can't watch.
The content that Ryan posts is appreciated by millions of people across the world, and one of the reasons why is because it often seems like there's no coming back from such mortifying moments. He had a real-life story to share with us: "Just this weekend, a friend of mine jumped on a tube as the doors were closing, by herself, while the rest of us watched it speed off with her on it on the platform. It was hilarious; my friends and I were in stitches, but so was the rest of the platform."
The TikToker thinks that this is probably why such situations are funny to so many. "They’re often stupid things that actually aren’t that embarrassing but for some reason, we all mutually die at the thought of them happening to us," he explained.
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
I'd hate to think what would happen if I asked her for extra roasted vegetables?
Nicki King 3 years ago
A friend asked Waffle House server, "Do you have Egg Beaters?" to which server responded, "No, we have a machine that does that." Mic dropped and walked away.
Printerman 3 years ago
That's hilarious if you could play it off like you intended to make the joke.
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Chandelure F-5 3 years ago
When you're deadass practicing for your big battle with Boyfriend
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DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
That's why you hold your fist bumps horizontally....to clear any confusion. Lol
Lainie 4 years ago
She would then be thinking that he would have punched her. :)
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
Why would that be the first assumption lol? Has anyone ever done that before?
WatermelonTheDutchie 4 years ago
from what ive seen peoples brains seem to quit around their crushes, so its entirely possible lol
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April Stephens 3 years ago
It's only embarrassing because he didn't play along and interview her!
It's no secret that when you remember at least one awkward situation from your life, others start popping up in your head. Ryan had another story to tell us and it involves accidentally sending his boss an awkward text. "I accidentally messaged my (at the time) new boss about a one-night stand I've had; I’d meant to message a friend of mine and they had the same name!"
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LH25 4 years ago
I did laugh out loud. Good thing I work from home and haven't started yet
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Cactus McCoy 4 years ago
As the customer, that one would've killed me right there, right then.
Monday 4 years ago
choked to death on the food due to unexpected bout of laughter?
Load More Replies... A B C 4 years ago
Back in the day I was barkeeping/waiting, I served their meals to a couple, looked at them and exclaimed "good luck" instead of "enjoy your meal" ("Alles Gute" instead of "guten Appetit" in German).
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King Kashue 4 years ago
Beaker: *Frowns, walks back from the counter to Dr. Bunsen, shaking his head*
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Mac Aodha 4 years ago
Went to McDonald's drive thru and ordered a 5 dollar chalupa box( taco bell) the poor girl just stood there looking at me with WTF look on her face. Haven't been back there since
Luther von Wolfen 4 years ago
If you act like you did nothing wrong, they'll think the problem is on their end.
Arianna Ibbotson 4 years ago
Something similar happened to me on Halloween. There were two boys my age trick or treating at my house. So I have this thing were I compliment the trick or treaters' costumes, tell them Happy Halloween but I just completely just stopped and went "trick or treat" they said "happy halloween" then complimented each other's costumes AS THEY WERE HALF WAY DOWN MY GARDEN PATH. My sister just watched. And then laughed at me
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H G 4 years ago (edited)
That's a totally reasonable question for a friend to ask. You just want to be offended.
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Mere Cat 4 years ago
We were going for human, but turned out we got a hedgehog (at least that's what she's telling)
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Mimi M 3 years ago
I was once in the supermarket while expecting my second child. The cashier looked at me and said 'You're pregnant... Again??' I looked straight at her and deadpanned: 'If I could figure out what was causing this, I'd put a stop to it' Ha, I'd dreamed about using that line on someone for so long, but never thought I'd actually get a chance. In fairness, those two are very close in age... almost Irish twins...
Shelley DuVal 3 years ago
Why do people want to know what sexual organs your baby will be born with?
When it comes to picking out the most memorable story from the "Embarrassing Stuff" series, he said it’s definitely the moment one person had at a funeral. That person wanted to say "'this is terrible' / 'at least she’s in a better place' and it came out as 'she’s in a terrible place.'" Hearing this is painful and funny at the same time because you know that it's just a natural human mistake, but the circumstances are truly unfortunate.
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LDYNREDD 4 years ago
How crass was it to just toss the hoodie back in the living room after wearing it for a week? She should have washed it, folded it, given in back to him with an explanation of why she was wearing it and apologized. Accidents happen, it was a misunderstanding but her lack of manners is appalling.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Thank you for saying what needed to be said.
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Casey McAlister 4 years ago (edited)
The builder probably wondered what's going on when you were wearing his hoodie for a week and then just threw it into his room too. You could've gone up to him and say something like "I took your hoodie cause I thought it was my boyfriend's. Sorry for that, here it is, I washed it"
GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago
Ha- good call. I hadn’t thought of that approach yet. Logical and polite. Go figure! 🙃
Load More Replies... Lousha 3 years ago
And you think that's embarrassing, huh? When I was about 12 we still had the custom in my family to kiss each other on the cheek each morning and before going to bed. But by then I also had a pretty bad eyesight and in the morning when I just put my contacts in things were a bit hazy. So this one morning and wondered into the living room where my dad was fumbling with the radiator, squatting in front of it. I leaned over and my lips were about two millimeters from his face when I realised it was a stranger. (Parents called a handyman to fix something, didn't think it needed to be announced to us kids.) After a moments freeze I just politely said hello like it's totally normal to shove your face into the handyman's to do that, then walked away and really wanted the Earth to swallow me whole.
James Reed 4 years ago (edited)
How many ways could the builder interpret this situation? Just think about it.
Blackheart 4 years ago
It means you own a really expensive used hoodie. It will appear on your bill
Linda van A. 4 years ago (edited)
How about wearing the same clothes for a week? (and sleeping in it too).
MyCatsTheRealPanda 3 years ago
Right! Then giving it back to the guy without washing it. I mean we don't know for sure that she didn't but..
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Riley Quinn 3 years ago
I'll have a nice day when I get around to it, NOT because you told me to!
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago (edited)
Again, group projects should be outlawed!, can't there be a petition for this in uni classes?
Cuddly Panda 4 years ago
Do you think it is truly a high opinion of herself, or is her response more indicative of living in a society in which women have to be continuously on guard around men?
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BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I hate group projects. I have one right now and one partner is actually really good and does all her work, but the other one... Ugh. He did almost no research and then when we were making the poster he kept critiquing our design and telling people we did nothing and he was our group leader. Thank goodness the project is almost over.
Dre Mosley 4 years ago
Ah, group projects, I hated them, but you'll be doing them in the real world, so may as well get prepared.
However, when our minds play tricks on us and we end up making a complete fool of ourselves, it’s good to know that we can at least commiserate on the Internet about it. Ryan is really grateful for his followers: "It’s a great community that is coming together on my TikTok—all funny, no harm, and the sillier the better—so everyone is welcome!"
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
When my accent was still a Maurice Chevalier-esque mess, I said "f**k you very much".
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Robert T 4 years ago
Oh dear. Reminds me of the other day when I was waiting for an appointment and one of the nurses from audiology came and took the hearing aids of an elderly couple to go and change the batteries in them. They had to sit in silence, as neither could hear what the other was saying. I felt rather sad for them.
Fluffy Griffin 3 years ago
If you say "WITH confidence" it means "assertively", if you say "IN confidence" it means secretly. 🤷
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JoyfulZebra 4 years ago
That just reminded me of the time that I ended a voicemail with "in Jesus' name, Amen" when I was a kid
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Pepper Pots 4 years ago
HAhaahahaha, someone please stop me from reading, Im going to burst out laughing and my boss next door
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My Name Is Mars 4 years ago (edited)
Reminds me of the time my brother and I went out to dinner and he couldn't decide between a glass of Coke or a cup of coffee so he ordered a "c o c k" instead. Never before nor ever since have I seen him so utterly humiliated.
debrina blackmoon 3 years ago
Maybe he was hungry and forgot the word "chicken". NO??? lol
Load More Replies... Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)
One of the thing you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to say while working with some customers.
Ripley Dog 3 years ago
Lol, the other day instead of saying "please hold," or "how can I help?" I picked up the phone and said "Please help," then put them on hold.
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
"Your time is near it won't be long.....You've got to go when you're called upon"
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
That sounds like the Reaper herself calling the dying person.
Load More Replies... Cecily Holland 4 years ago
Sounds like my mother when we were going to a horse show. She drove off leaving the trailer us and the horses behind at 4 am. Took her 10ks to realise
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Andy Acceber 4 years ago
I accidentally bit my dental hygienist at my last appointment. He was talking to himself, I was in pandemic brain, wearing contacts I wasn't used to (to avoid mask fogging), and clearly forgot how dental appointments work. He said, "Oh, just wait..." I *thought* he had taken his hand out of my mouth, so I relaxed my jaw. He hadn't. Mortifying.
Gerard Neaux 4 years ago (edited)
It's not mortifying. I bit my dentist's hand accidentally (very lightly) so I'm sure they're used to it. They keep their hands in people's mouths all the time, it's probably expected.
Load More Replies... DennyS (denzoren) 4 years ago
I guess that's why my dentist takes it off from the back...I feel like this has happened more than once. Lol
What ninjas can't 4 years ago
Oh god, makes me think of the time I was at my therapist's office and she was showing me into the room, but I thought she was going for a hug so I just hugged her. She hugged me back a little awkward, it wasnt until I was on the way home I realized my mistake.
April Stephens 3 years ago
Don't they say that dentists have some of the highest rates of suicide and depression? Maybe he appreciated the rare hug at work.
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
My dentist is one of the most laid back people I know - if I hugged him he would surely think I needed it somehow...
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
The determinant here is which person in this scenario was on grass at the time?
Levi Patterson 4 years ago (edited)
As a cashier, I occasionally say dumb things, but the worst is when they're leaving and I say "Hi, how are you today" instead of "Have a great day" ☠
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Lily bloom 4 years ago
I got you beat. I asked for chunkin niggets from a young black kid taking orders at McDonald's
Sara W 4 years ago
I caught a greyhound up north one time. It stopped in New York for a bit. I got off the bus and I was hungry so I proceeded to follow the signs to Subway. I was very disappointed that it wasn't the subway I was looking for.
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Heather Wolmarans 4 years ago
My son has always called Lemon Meringue, Melon Remang. He has always loved Melon Remang pie, a lot. I cannot order it in public. I point instead.
Monday 4 years ago
My mom and brother do "bicken churgers" instead of chicken burgers and it's always hilarious when she slips up in public.
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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago
@ Daria : I'm scrolling through older posts, saw your comment had 99 upvotes. I upvoted - looks better now..i'm bored..cheers
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Yes, very good. Now what is the name of the building your arm was in when you got the first shot?
Artoonist Corine 4 years ago
This just reminded me - my son was going to a new day care and he was meeting one of the staff for the first time. Since he was in her class she knew he was 4 - soon to be 5. She asked him, "When do you turn 5?" He gives her a straight face and says, "On my birthday...." LOL
Honu 4 years ago
So this makes me a little curious. It appears from the spelling that this person is not in the US, and here we get a vaccine card (standard across the country) that shows what vaccine you had, the batch number, and the vaccine clinic or wherever you got the shot. You give them this card when you get your 2nd shot or booster so they can update it. They don't ask that because they have that information in front of them. I assumed this kind of record was pretty standard and would probably be quite similar in other countries. Is that not the case?
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
Sometimes people ask stupid questions although they are holding the answer in their hands and just need to look at it...
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Louise Anderson 1 year ago
I need to go to bed, why did you go to a "vacation" center for a second dose, 🤭,
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LittleMissPanda 4 years ago
I'd give this one to the mum. Sometimes the news get the age incorrectly
best turtle 4 years ago
my mom forgets my age just as much as i keep forgetting the family's birthdays
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Aurora Garrison 4 years ago
just the fact that you remember Walmart's motto
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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 4 years ago
I'm a teacher. I once tried to ask a student to remove his headphones jack from the computer. I heard myself saying "Dude, jack off!" and then 25 teenagers erupted in laughter... *facepalm*
Robert T 4 years ago
Might have been one of the two young ladies I sold a single large carrot to...
WildBerry 4 years ago
These are all a riot. I'm laughing out loud for real reading them. :-)
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Disclaimer: This only applies if you're having their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
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Melissa Gallo 4 years ago
Every time I go into a shop at the airport, when the sales assistant tells me "have a good flight" I always answer "thanks, you too!" and then cringe...
Lainie 3 years ago
Like everyone on this list? I'm impressed that you've waited so far to become obnoxiously rude and evil person.
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Good way to confuse the customer... I'd probably say this on purpose once or twice.
Olive 4 years ago
Something like this happened to me once over a decade ago and I still think about it constantly
redties_and_blackparades 4 years ago (edited)
Dont be suprised if Ronald McDonald sneaks up on you at 2am when you’re trying to sleep
Anna Bender 3 years ago
I worked at McDonald's and at Arby's at the same time ( closed at McDonald's, opened at Arby's) I worked the drive thru at both places. I once said welcome to Arby's at McDonald's and welcome to McDonald's at Arby's. The difference between the two businesses: I got written up at McDonald's and at Arby's everybody just laughed.
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Truth Monster 4 years ago
So he looked adorable in his cute umbrella. You probably made his day.
Sam Cook 3 years ago
A friend told me about a pastor at a church in Switzerland who would play games with the kids and just have fun with them. He saw a little girl and picked her up and twirled her around, saying, “WHEEE!” When he put her down, he asked her how old she was. She replied, “I’m twenty.” Turns out, she was quite small (dwarfism, maybe), and according to my friend, the pastor didn’t do that to any kid he didn’t fully know again.
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DebSue 4 years ago
I got pulled over by a cop and he sees my large tote next to me and say's "Anything in your purse I should know about". I pulled out a bag of Soy Chips and said these are terrible!! No I did not get a ticket. Afterwards I realized he meant a gun or drugs ......doh
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
You're lucky to be alive. Some people gets shot even reaching for glove compartment to get registration. And this cop let you reach in and pull out a bag of chips.
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Tara Moov 4 years ago
What a bizarre way to word this; I would have done the same. I had to look it up to find out that he was asking if OP had any outstanding violations or tickets. But what kind of cop asks that and just trusts the driver to tell them? That's why they drive around with computers, to ask for your license and registration and then run them in the system to see their record.
Lainie 3 years ago
Cop meant "clean" as in no violations, no problems with law enforcement, no probs with police etc. And lady went for cleaning manually her driver's license.
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Marissa Taylor 3 years ago
no one gonna point out the head there..just me then? k *sips my tea*
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"I like the white marble headstone, but the grey granit mausoleum is nice too... I still need time to make a choice. It is a long term purchase, you know."
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Rick 4 years ago
To be fair it can easily happen, the way they practically throw the items at you, I feel a slight mad panic every time I’m packing there.
SuAlfons 3 years ago
Yes, even for German standards, they rush you at the cash out...
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Jo Falkinder 4 years ago (edited)
Aldi hack - throw everything back in the trolley and bag it up at the back of the store or your car. Takes an extra couple of minutes but you don't die of a heart attack or nearly have a nervous breakdown when meat and dry food come through at the same time 😂😂😂
GirlFriday 4 years ago
Does Aldi in Europe not have the bagging table? After you pay the cashier, you take the buggy to the bagging table and take your time bagging so they can check out the customer. Is that not how Aldi works in Europe?
Jo Falkinder 4 years ago
Yes... It is... But nobody told us that's what was supposed to happen 25 years ago when it opened so we've all been having panic attacks at the till ever since...
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Clarin 4 years ago
Once when I went on a group sailing and snorkelling trip at the Great Barrier Reef with my boyfriend. Once we were underwater, I held his hand,gave it little squeezes as I pointed excitedly at all the beautiful fish,gave him a thumbs up several times. After a while,we both emerged to the surface and I realised I had been swimming around with a confused French man wearing an identical red wetsuit to the one my boyfriend had,whilst my boyfriend was actually checking out a reef quite a way away. The captain of the ship witnessed it all and laughed his head off. He didn't let me live it down for the whole trip. It happened on day 1 and we were on it for 5 days.The French bloke didn't say much to me after that,just sort of raised his eyebrows at me.
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
I wish they'd train their staff to slow the F down. I feel like they're my personal trainer!
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
No they won't. They want staff to be as fast as possible and then some. Speedy checkout is one of the things Cashier's yearly two cents raise depends on so don't ask cashiers to slow down. Source: Personal experience in USA high-end grocery store before company with name like river in south America took over.
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My O My 3 years ago
Discount supermarket. Cheap food, some cheap non-food of more or less questionable quality. In germany aldi is usualy the first one of the big supermarket chains to lower the price on, say, butter und thus make the life for the farmers harder in the long run
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
Another think you REALLY REALLY REALLY want to tell some customers.
Kirsten Dayne 3 years ago
I work in traffic control outside a ferry terminal when it's busy, and when I was done talking with a driver (asking if they're driving on the ferry, if they're reserved, etc.) I meant to say 'go ahead' but I ended up saying "go away"... thankfully, after a sec, the guy and I both realized what I said as he drove away and both burst out laughing
Edna Mode 3 years ago
Reminds me of a time when I was a teenager working as a receptionist for a family IT business. I usually answered customers calls with "hi, *company name* how can I help?" One day answering the phone, my mind went completely blank and I answered "hi.... what do you want?" In front of my boss and the other office workers. Luckily they found it hilarious
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Caro Caro 4 years ago
Soooo, no need for the breathalyzer Haahaha. I'm not as think as you drunk I am ossifer.
My Name Is Mars 4 years ago
I'd wager they finished their evening in a holding cell/drunk tank.
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Oopsydaisy 4 years ago
Where I live in Australia we have mobile testing sites which involve very big band, lots of police, and every car getting pulled over, although if they get too busy they sometimes wave cars through. One guy got busted for drink driving because he pulled up next to the van and went to try and buy donuts.
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Jjjane20 4 years ago
I had a meeting with a director of our company recently and I was about to say a word minimize and got stuck while saying miniminiminiminiminiminiminiminiminimini.. I was just not able to pronounce it. He was not impressed, I was ashamed.
Yoga Kitty 4 years ago
I feel you, Jjjane20! When a migraine attack is coming I sometimes get caught up in words - I cannot finish them, or I mix the letters of following words or I just completely forget how to go on and just stare at the other person like I have just run out of battery power. I am quite sure people sometimes think I a drunk...
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Nenad Pavlović 3 years ago
Once in high-school, I was talking to my friend about The X files and I accidently said "Skulder and Molly"
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Rick 4 years ago
I said similar to a Big Issue seller. I bought his last magazine and I said “oh that’s good, you can go home now” and he said “if I had a home I wouldn’t be f*****g selling these, would i?” and in my shock and embarrassment of my own stupidity I replied “ok, there’s no need to be so shouty”.
Squee She 4 years ago
Well damn mate, who would know that? How can he expect someone to know his person life.
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BarBeeGirl 4 years ago
I once gave a homeless person money and they said thank you. And I replied “no thank you”. I’m too Canadian for my own good
Craig Prins 4 years ago
Here we have beggars that walk with a blind person at stoplights to get sympathy and therefore cash and one came up to my brother's car window and shook their cup and he said, "No, thank you." as if the poor person was selling the blind man!
Yeah, you heard 4 years ago
Some 'homeless' people live in temporary housing or homeless shelters.
Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Ah yes, temporary housing. The perfect permanent place to stay...
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Raven DeathShade 3 years ago
Yup, let's just seduce a human and steal them to train them in the dark arts and also mostly just have them to have someone to talk to every so often. Like a pet.
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kaitertot the god 3 years ago
this comment combined with that picture of tangy you have as your pfp has made a very threatening aura indeed
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BarBeeGirl 4 years ago
At least you didn’t make the duck face …. You didn’t make the duck face, right?
Liliko 3 years ago
Similar thing happened to me... after bringing the food, waiter at restaurant asked if he can take a picture. I thought sure we can be part of the restaurant promo. Flipped my hair round a bit put on lip balm, leaned back in my chair smiling, said we're ready. Then he proceeded to hold his camera over our food only and took some pictures without saying a word. I felt sooo self-centered hahaha
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Rick 4 years ago
This happened to me with a former (male) boss. Was in his office before a one-to-one, and I spotted a picture on his desk and picked it up and said “is that your dad?” He glared at me and said “no, my wife”. I didn’t last much longer at that job.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago
I was at OB-GYN with my wife when she was pregnant. I was dealing with registration while wife sat in waiting area and girl at counter asked me "what kind of insurance your daughter has?" One and only time I felt self conscious about my age and looks.
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
I remember being at a academic soiree and asking my married professor to introduce me to his daughter. It wasn't his daughter. She was his mistress.
Kelly Countryman 4 years ago
Went to a formal work function, a co-worker showed up with her wife, I asked if she was her son. Not what I meant to say. They still tease me about it.
Mazer 4 years ago
I asked my boss, who was wearing shorts if those marks on his knees were carpet burns from having sex on his living room carpet last night. He grinned, we both turned bright red, looked everywhere but at each other, on his way out of the room he mumbled something about me being too observant and him needing to get some sweatpants on.
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Moxie Mallahan 3 years ago
Your comment makes no damn sense. It doesn’t matter if the woman “looks” like a man, because she’s still a WOMAN. She still has female body parts and identities as a woman, etc. So the teacher (assuming male) would NOT be gay at all. Also the teacher could’ve been a woman instead and therefore it was a gay female marriage.
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LuckyL 3 years ago
me too, in a bakery - it was 15 years ago, still remember it like it was yesterday
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ForgotMyPWSendHelp 3 years ago (edited)
Hot mustard could refer to hot (Chinese) mustard. Spicy mustard sounds like it refers to spicy brown mustard, so I wouldn't ask for that if I wanted hot mustard.
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SuAlfons 3 years ago
to be fair, many languages have different words for "hot" related to spiciness or to temperature...
Servali 3 years ago
Even in Finnish: we have "tulinen" which means literally "fiery" and it's usually the context that determines whether it's spicy hot or temperature hot. But we also have our confusing dialects where in east "tuima" means without salt and in west it means too much salt. But if you add aamu (morning) as in "aamutuima", it means very early in the morning. If you say that a person is tuima, it means that the person is stern or even a bit angry.
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Cass Thomas 3 years ago
I went to Dunkin Donuts and asked for hot cocoa. The girl said she'd have to ask her manager... She then proceeeded to place a cup of Coca Cola in the microwave...
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Waiter: Chef, this customer wants their steak cooked on a grill!!!! Chef: Aw man, and I let my big cookin' rock sit out in the sun all day long for nuthin?
SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 3 years ago
Always important to differentiate so they don’t use the microwave.
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Joanna Werman 3 years ago
Look, if your hamster can't stand up for themselves and you're going to have to do it for them
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Let's face it. We were all crying. He's just the only one of submitted it for marks.
Rick 4 years ago
Why do people these days take pictures and videos of themselves crying (and upload them)?
$&@?!#% 3 years ago
Probably it was like math homework and I took a picture of it and didn't realize they were crying in the background
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Robert T 4 years ago
Well that's an achievement if your normal accent is not British. Some of us answer the phone like that all the time. LOL
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I think it's hilarious that that's what they defaulted to
Donnie Mc00 3 years ago
Im British but have never said Ello mainly because i;m from Scotland. Britain and England are not interchangeable terms.! :)
Tee Witt 4 years ago
I very much doubt it. American having a British accent? Even supposed top actors fail to do this.
Deja Katz 4 years ago (edited)
Ello: dialect spelling of hello. interjection. Also found in: Dictionary, Thesaurus, Acronyms, Encyclopedia. ello ello ello A greeting commonly associated with policemen in the UK. A: "Ello, ello, ello, what have we here, gentlemen?" B: "Oh! Nothing, officer, we're fine." It is in the English dialect.
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Just Browsing 4 years ago
Right?! And with a smily face emoji. Next level narcissist.
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Cactus McCoy 4 years ago
"Twatwaffle" will go into my vocabulary. Right. Now.
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
That's a really terrible way to out it. And it's just rude in general.
Ishaan Sawant 3 years ago
RIP to the short-lived happiness of the other dude. Both will stay embarrassed for the rest of their lives
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 4 years ago
What means the sentence.? I only know the meaning the other person also thought about it.
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Madison Feehan 4 years ago
Would've been even better if you folded your hands and bowed before walking away.
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Rick 4 years ago (edited)
What does “bag the purchases separately” mean? I would have thought the same thing.
Jo Johannsen 4 years ago
I'm thinking she had one order of stuff she was picking up for a friend or neighbor, and then her own purchase?
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Peppermallow 4 years ago
I told my doctor that my symptoms of diarrhoea were gone but for some bizarre reason i rhymed it and said “my diarrhoea is gone a rhea”. Ive not gone back to that doctor
Caro Caro 4 years ago
I went to a jazz festival and in one of the concert rooms was modern jazz so we went to check it out. Right at the moment a silence fell I said “thank God, their still tuning up” and someone tapped my shoulder and told me the band had been playing for at least 10 minutes. :D
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
I once cough-farted during a silence at the ballet...learnt that the Sydney Opera House has excellent acoustics.
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Ellen Light 4 years ago
I was at work and picked up the phone for a call that I had put on hold. I said to the guy, "Thank you for helping may I hold you?" He didn't skip a beat and answered, "Ok, but I hardly know you." :)
GirlFriday 4 years ago
I left the grocery store in a hurry to get home to fix dinner. I pushed my buggy out in the parking lot, boop-booped my keychain for the unlock, loaded my groceries in my silver Ford Taurus and got behind the wheel. I went to put the key in the ignition and saw that the seat was not in the correct position and only then did I realize that I had gotten in the wrong car. I didn't just get in the wrong car, I loaded my groceries in the trunk, and threw my coat and purse in the back seat. My car was parked next to it. I don't know if my boop-boop unlocked that car (also a silver Taurus) or if it was unlocked already. Either way, unloading your stuff from a stranger's car into yours in a whole new level of humiliation. I never saw the owner of the car, but I didn't go back to that store for a long time.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I was talking to someone in orchestra and said "I like my new seat. The last concert I didn't have a partner stand. No, wait music partner. Music stand." There was a moment of silence and then she said "Stand partner?" Luckily the bell rang and I could escape.
Hazmat 3 years ago
I did that this year. I'm 17. I may need to move planet.
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Warloew Brinn 4 years ago
I did houseboat orientations for customers as a summer job in high school. Mostly rented to college kids who didn't know how to use a gas grill (not assuming, our clientele didn't)so it was always important to go over grill operation. Finally had a group of middle aged dads (very heavy set guys) that rented and when we got to the grill I said, "I'm not going to go over the grill. Looks like you guys know how to use one quite well" meaning middle aged dads but then it clicked. They had a good sense of humor though because the 9 or 10 heavy set guys busted out with laughter, one grabbed his belly and shook it but damn.
Peppermallow 4 years ago
I told my doctor that my symptoms of diarrhoea were gone but for some bizarre reason i rhymed it and said “my diarrhoea is gone a rhea”. Ive not gone back to that doctor
Caro Caro 4 years ago
I went to a jazz festival and in one of the concert rooms was modern jazz so we went to check it out. Right at the moment a silence fell I said “thank God, their still tuning up” and someone tapped my shoulder and told me the band had been playing for at least 10 minutes. :D
AnnaBanana 4 years ago
I once cough-farted during a silence at the ballet...learnt that the Sydney Opera House has excellent acoustics.
Load More Replies... Ellen Light 4 years ago
I was at work and picked up the phone for a call that I had put on hold. I said to the guy, "Thank you for helping may I hold you?" He didn't skip a beat and answered, "Ok, but I hardly know you." :)
GirlFriday 4 years ago
I left the grocery store in a hurry to get home to fix dinner. I pushed my buggy out in the parking lot, boop-booped my keychain for the unlock, loaded my groceries in my silver Ford Taurus and got behind the wheel. I went to put the key in the ignition and saw that the seat was not in the correct position and only then did I realize that I had gotten in the wrong car. I didn't just get in the wrong car, I loaded my groceries in the trunk, and threw my coat and purse in the back seat. My car was parked next to it. I don't know if my boop-boop unlocked that car (also a silver Taurus) or if it was unlocked already. Either way, unloading your stuff from a stranger's car into yours in a whole new level of humiliation. I never saw the owner of the car, but I didn't go back to that store for a long time.
BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 4 years ago
I was talking to someone in orchestra and said "I like my new seat. The last concert I didn't have a partner stand. No, wait music partner. Music stand." There was a moment of silence and then she said "Stand partner?" Luckily the bell rang and I could escape.
Hazmat 3 years ago
I did that this year. I'm 17. I may need to move planet.
Load More Replies... Warloew Brinn 4 years ago
I did houseboat orientations for customers as a summer job in high school. Mostly rented to college kids who didn't know how to use a gas grill (not assuming, our clientele didn't)so it was always important to go over grill operation. Finally had a group of middle aged dads (very heavy set guys) that rented and when we got to the grill I said, "I'm not going to go over the grill. Looks like you guys know how to use one quite well" meaning middle aged dads but then it clicked. They had a good sense of humor though because the 9 or 10 heavy set guys busted out with laughter, one grabbed his belly and shook it but damn.
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