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And everybody clapped, even the chalkboard...

Why would a kid that never talked be in a choir in the first place?

It’s just sad when people are this desperate for attention.

This is cute and i just see someone being supportive of something even if they dont completely understand. Why not?

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Back in the 90s, during one of my first semesters of community college, I had a philosophy class that was SO boring that I would literally fall asleep in class, so I started ditching it. I DID read the textbook and syllabus, I just didn't attend class. Our entire grade was contingent on one midterm test and one final test. I took those tests (the midterm was multiple-choice: any of y'all remember Scantron forms? XD ) and the final was a written test (in a Blue Book!) But the final only needed to be at least two pages long. I managed to pass the class even though I'd ditched most of it (I got a C, lol.) Even THAT story sounds made-up to me (and I lived it!) so I KNOW that OP is just spouting BS. Unless the 12 "pages" were 12 Post-It notes, you don't physically have enough time to write out 12 pages of coherent, readable words in 45 minutes.

How many of them hit you?

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I don't believe it, but it would have been so cool...

They're 20! How is it anyone's choice but their own?

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He delivered himself, too.

Just say you’re gay man

...What ?

A library only featuring a bible and Kent Hovinds selected works maybe.

I have problems with recognising faces and even I'm not fooled.

That title made me laugh

Well that was kind of them to make the announcement for you.

When a grown adult with a uterus ask for a hysterectomy 99% of the doctors say no, and you want me to believe that they would do that willingly to children ?? HA.HA.HA

He saw the popular meme about this very topic and decided to try his [badly-written] version because he thought itd make him look good. It doesn’t.

The $400 is for the repairs the Samsung(s) will need.

Said no one ever

my timbers are THOROUGHLY shivered.

"No he won't. I will." - Thomas Edison

And they say drag queens are the ones indoctrinating children

That's not...a 70's style. At all😆

Dude, even YOU couldn't stand DOGE and you confounded it.

Which video game was he playing at school? Sounds fun.

Oh, those flappers in their pleated blouses and nose rings were all the rage.

Children repeat what they hear, so I'd just say that you're a very rigid parent and that your kids are going to have an ED in a few years.

The only way this happened, is if everyone was so tipsy that they only need to hear the word 'pint' to start cheering 😄

Dang i wanna watch a filipino vampire drama series!

WHO has ever uttered those words to another woman?

Well, that's something you don't see every day.

And then the cheeks clapped

Oops dear, your *live, laugh, love* font is showing.

Political affiliation aside, I wouldn’t want my daughter to marry a man who thinks she’s weak just because she’s a woman.

Stop for 10 minutes and actually focus on enjoying your food, people. Also, is it not easy to grab a fry with one hand without looking while driving VS having someone pushing something into your face while you drive?

Is Toby short for Todd?

I believe it. My cousin’s acquaintance said some random guy walked into their office whistling the theme from the Andy Griffith Show and then walked out; and they shut the office down and all went fishin’

Was this in 1984, cos I'm getting real 1984 vibes from USA at the moment..like Naranjito has even changed the enemies you are supposed to hate. Now it the democratic nations.

And two floors up in the accounting office some guy was saying to his coworkers "and I asked again and again but she wouldn't give me any of that French toast"

It took an extra 20 minutes in the shower to think this one up.

Can confirm, I was the spider

I can see why she's an ex.

I mean if the video was full screen and she only caught a glimpse of what her dad was looking at, I can see this happening.

More like they were trying to talk to Vance and he used his daughter like a human shield🤣

If that is only for geniuses I need to call Mensa and find out where my membership is.

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If true, it would have been on the news.

What does Eric trump, or any of the kids, do for the country?

Technology hates you, perhaps deservedly

I think that silence is more likely due to all the people that needlessly died of covid .

I would say I’m definitely not working for someone who is willing to waste my time.

It's true, I was the daughter

the things people will say just to justify voting for a convicted sexual predator who gives them permission to be racist, sexist, xenophobic, homophobic and intolerant out loud.

Ok but that is funny

So does he drink bottled water that’s full of microplastics? Or did he order himself a the best water filter he could find after doing exhaustive research?

I would not wear a loose fitting pants to the gym for anything, but that's probably because when I'm there I actually work out and jump around intensely instead of sitting on the bench staring at my phone so I can lift that one weight a total of five times in an hour. So you can't go by me.

Plot twist: the baby was a gangster with a Tommy gun

Lucky he had a tape measure on him!

Sure. A business that accepts cash has NO change except quarters. And she was “stealing” that 5 cents for her employer.

Right now? Over me?

Huh?

"yep, this one is definitely salt"

Dallas should lay off the hallucinogens.

Google tells me that Waymo is a self-driving car: https://waymo.com/

LOL!!

It's sad, but this might be true.