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Some people argue dogs are the best thing that happened to humanity. They're loyal, cheerful, friendly, smart... It's no surprise we get carried when they're around. We plan our lives around doggies, we spoil them more than we do our children, and tell them 'I love you' a 100 times a day. Yup, the shocking truth is that dog owners are pretty much owned by dogs.

Bored Panda created a list of tweets that shows just how canine-obsessed we are. Vote for your favorite and tell us if you recognized yourself in them.

#1

Dog Tweets

SkylaCheyenne Report

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    #2

    Dog Tweets

    L1lmojoOfficial Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it is barking and does not extend to butt-sniffing, this is an exemplary deed!

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    #3

    Dog Tweets

    fioses Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One sign is not enough. I have three: one for each front window, and one for the front windshield. And it still didn't stop one "Do-Gooder" from castigating me when I returned. When she discovered that it was actually cool inside, she really got angry, because she was made to look the fool. I physically ran her off, so she could search for other guilty culprits.

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    #4

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    CatPerson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -alk Dog bowls you over as it runs out of the house

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    #5

    Dog Tweets

    DamienFahey Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to put on the radio for the dogs. That way there was some music, then talking again and then music again

    Stacey Pierro
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same, nothing too violent or scary.

    Fillippa Nöel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs used to listen to a Christian channel. I think they're converting

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when would care and empathy canish when becoming an adult?

    Drakeguten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always got the radio going for the dogs. Every time I leave the house I switch the radio channel so that my dogs can listen to some funky tunes while I'm gone.

    porcupine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad has three girl dogs and he puts on either WE or Bravo before he leaves for the day.

    Marta Krucha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave the radio on for my bunny every time I go out,so that's pretty normal to me 😀

    Shauday Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dogs watch Friends on netflix everyday... they know now when friends comes that we're leaving.

    Michelle Chant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this every morning ....lol.....and I like it to be something on the Comedy Channel so they get to hear laughter while I'm out, keeps them smiling <3

    Charleen Crawford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strictly Disney Channel for my puppers!

    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt's cat watches old reruns from the 60s and 70s.

    Jane M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite right I used to leave radio on for mine

    Monica Siciliano
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's an adult, not only, he's a caring and responsible parent <3

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vets have SUITES for dogs to board in with a TV and a bed set up in there. Yes for sure and it's expensive never used one. But dogs do get pampered.

    Susan Riley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to always put Animal Planet on -- back when they had actual animal programming.

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same for my Cats *L* I've found one of them really watches the nature shows to!

    Nancy A Clark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always leave the TV on for the dogs! When we had cable I made sure it was Animal Planet or Nat Geo or some other suitable educational channel

    Alessia Facchin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are seriously smart as an adult, don't worry

    ale vlaicu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i leave the light on, as well as the tv, on Youtube with chillax music for dogs.

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this and my dog is deaf but I think she might like the pictures

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before i leave for work in the morning i pick a morning news show. After i went out with him at lunch time, comedy it is. And after i went our with him in the afternoon i pick a channel with animal documentaries. Yes, i'm serious...

    Gloria Wesson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to turn on NPR radio before I went to work. I thought that maybe they get smarter und could eventually brief me on the highlights of the day when I cam home... (;

    Mia Rennie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try relaxing dog music.... they love it

    KcirdnekC
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could choose a channel. She changes it...Yes my dog changes the channel. Usually SVU

    Pam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would leave my tv on the animal channel for my cat everyday when I went to work

    Shan MacDermott
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too!!! Have to make sure they're watching wholesome tv haha

    Daghan Irak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a friend leaving npr on for her cat. the cat has now become a pundit on world matters.

    Cathy Binder
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is helpful for dogs that have separation anxiety. you are adulting better than many.

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    #7

    Dog Tweets

    spaghemily Report

    John L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nice thing about having a shih-tzu is that Charlie never has to sit in the rear. He just sits up front, on someone's lap, usually my left thigh and hangs his head out the window. :D

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    #8

    Dog Tweets

    MadisonReeg Report

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    #9

    Dog Tweets

    sadgirlkms Report

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    #12

    Dog Tweets

    loyalgaI Report

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    #14

    Dog Tweets

    5eean Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people will salute you with respect for this action :D

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    #15

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Anastasia Cyr'Nyth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog will do the exact same thing. I have a picture of it from when my daughter was using my phone.

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    #16

    Dog Tweets

    TheDrewLynch Report

    MSP acephal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always know the names of the dogs, never know the names of the owners

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    #17

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

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    #18

    Dog Tweets

    zoebaumann_ Report

    #19

    Dog Tweets

    FreddyAmazin Report

    Drakeguten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I start a conversation with my classmates. They all know me as " the girl with two dogs who loves all the dogs." I'm not even mad tbh

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    #20

    Dog Tweets

    Laura_Hattar Report

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    #21

    Dog Tweets

    EliTerry Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could you! D: *writes that technique down*

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    #22

    Dog Tweets

    theyearofelan Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a little clarifier: I said that dog and man very well understand each other, although we can make little of "woof woof" and they little of "good boy" both in the exakt sense. We learn to interprete each others' body language, though. I am wondering if I write to complicated today or if the haters are on the prowl again...

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    #24

    Dog Tweets

    veganshorty Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog looks like your therapist!

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    #26

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    #27

    Dog Tweets

    Neil_Paine Report

    Amanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They see me rollin'... they hatin'...

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    #29

    Dog Tweets

    dafloydsta Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plottwist: She tells HIM to move to the couch, so she and the dog sleep in the bed.

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    #30

    Dog Tweets

    Yuuri_On_Top Report

    Den Star
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, we were leaving an appointment and some doggo just ran right up to us to be petted. I had to sit down with him and pet!

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    #33

    Dog Tweets

    SortaBad Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "..And you didn't invite me to pet it as well?!"

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    #35

    Dog Tweets

    TheBoydP Report

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    #36

    Dog Tweets

    LuvPug Report

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    #39

    Dog Tweets

    daddy_chinny Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Introducting Dog-O-Whipser...the first tool to keep your dog informed while you are at work. Includes Sniff-O-Dispenser to release odors from you for his pleasure.

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    #40

    Dog Tweets

    perdizzion Report

    Michel M. Prins
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that's most dogowners :D AND WE'RE PROUD OF IT

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    #41

    Dog Tweets

    TheWeirdWorld Report

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    #42

    Dog Tweets

    souththvc Report

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awwww, the second pic looks like my poor old dog that passed away 4 years ago T_T

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    #44

    Dog Tweets

    trangnnguyenn Report

    frank0ys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...The dog is judging your life decisions.

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    #45

    Dog Tweets

    primawesome Report

    Varada Vaidya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sigh...dog people....we cat people are quite different...you guys think your dogs are superior, while we cat people know that we are breeding Satan!! *Grins and continues reading the tweets*

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    #47

    Dog Tweets

    awonderdj Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog is rather rectangularly shaped...

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    #49

    Dog Tweets

    primawesome Report

    WolfTitan Model 1
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who want's to be a human, humans start wars and problems, dogs solves problems. BE A DOG

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    #51

    Dog Tweets

    memesuppIy Report

    i_know_im_amazing
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's productive... right? If not, I need to change a few *cough* things in my schedule....

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    #52

    Dog Tweets

    grandead Report

    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaah! whenever it happens to me, I tell them "I'm sorry" like a dozen times and even explain them what happen, that it was an accident, that I am not angry with them, that I hope they didn't get hurt, and so on... like they would understand what I'm saying.

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    #53

    Dog Tweets

    lowell_ashley11 Report

    Manuela Simon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he would love you till the end of his days - definitely

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    #55

    Dog Tweets

    joshgroban Report

    Allana Rose
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is waiting for you to fill HIS pool?!

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    #57

    Dog Tweets

    Becky_Cresswell Report

    Gillian Black
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yes I have thought of cooking for 2 instead of 1

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