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Laura Jones
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a very true sentiment should be made into a poster

postboredom
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Atleast dog poop is natural, unlike the ungodly amount of trash we humans throw on those beaches

Ashton Constantine
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, this is true. I see one or two dog poops on a beach and 30-50 pieces of trash on the beach.

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    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can relate so well 😂

    depicus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me to but wouldn't change it for the world

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    Liz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me walking in my own door: Im Home!! My dog: FREAK O U T T I M E Strange person ringing doorbell: My dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzSNORK

    Zophra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children work this way too.

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    Zophra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think I read their saliva has specific anti-bacterial properties...

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    divydumdrop hello
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog is so insistent on this technique working that he can even lick his foot with a giant cone on his head.

    Kay Blu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The canine version of the wet paper towel we were given in primary school when we fell over or injured ourselves.

    Melissa Hill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG the doctor dog is my favourite. Those paws!!!!

    Mishte Tine
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Denise Natal-Paine, your work is terrific. I love your dogs!

    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup, that's why I'm here. Didn't work this time

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    Bob Belcher
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you should have brought some dog food instead of letting him starve.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always remember that Dogs are included in THE GOLDEN RULE!!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna need a bigger skillet.

    Richard Brown
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not that I can't fish human, It's that I don't want to fish"

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    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A full circle relationship.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be an emotional-support-human if that entitles me to fly for free.

    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I joke when I take my dog anywhere, that I'm HIS emotional support person. Anyone who seemed upset i brought my dog with me laughs and immediately they are fine with it.

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't know how true that is: reversed.

    El Dee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose we are, aren't we? And we are there to guide them when they themselves lose their sight, we take care of them into their old age. And so we should, they give us so much more than we could ever give back..

    Si
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given that we cause all their emotional problems in the first place it’s the least we can do. Breed them into painful, uncomfortable bodies, remove them from their families at a young age and introduce separation anxiety, raise them amongst a different species, segregate them from their own kind, mould their natural behaviour to socialise them to what suits us, put a collar on them, sterilise them, medicate them, feed them on rubbish, keep them in permanent lockdown, isolated for hours every day, repetitive short exercise, finally execute them when we can’t be bothered nursing them in their old age.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to go get it , poor dummy hasn't learned it wont come back.

    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I need to retrieve it for him, as he wants to throw it again

    Kittie Lacker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I've always thought maybe the dog really just wants to give it to you, and maybe not fetch? lol

    El Dee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they're not interested in tennis balls, maybe they're just going along with it to keep us amused..

    Germaine 🐼
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the dog is like *ok you throw it i sit and not do anything*

    ArhomR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humour him, fellas. Fetch!

    Deni Castro
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, * Snicker's* silly human.

    THOR
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have to play tag in order for her to fetch

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    Ryan Michaud
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well what are the dog doing then... their just STANDING AROUND.

    ArhomR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it’s their joke.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steal his wallet and make him go chase

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog brings the human, now ain't that the truth

    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all I can do to get him off the couch.

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    Trin DM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww Daddy's jealous, he wants to be a good boy too when he snacks, not a judgmental comment! LOL

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he can lick his own balls, I'd be jealous too.

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He's" not overweight, either, chunky!

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    AntiNutjob
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While out on a walk in central Australia with my 6 month old red heeler puppy we came across 2 full size brahmin (huge) cattle. Puppy and cows had a staring contest for about 20 seconds, the puppy won and the cows quickly turned and started to shuffle away. Puppy bolts after cows. No one got hurt but I was so proud and horrified at the same time. Damn I miss her.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be time to learn to read, little squirrels.

    Gab Gab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squirrels: (☉。☉)! Dogs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Sandra Luz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, poor squirrels… 🐿😆

    semelina pitrone
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my aunt's dog is the one screaming abort.

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    ume reid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they want to destroy stuff without ANYONE looking

    postboredom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet some want someone to be watching cause their expressions of horror would be hilarious

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not anytime soon, it seems. They figure she doesn't need that shoe anymore.

    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dogs will freak when finally no one is home. One was adopted just before quarantine so she's never been in the house alone. Update: we went out for a cpl hours last week. She was so upset when we got home, she wouldn't let us out of her sight for a cpl days.

    Penny Rollins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, Mom! I’m telling!! Lololol

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm tired of her constant eating and not sharing

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    El Dee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Checking in' Lol! Apparently they can tell how long ago the previous dog was there, it's age, sex and general health too!

    Molly Block
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog pee'd on all of the trees==== their idea of social media hahahah

    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All over tree.com, buttbook and instapee.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can they even have that much pee in them?

    Boopie Dew
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog does that in the 6 spots when he goes for a walk. I'm shocked he has anything in the tank left but he manages to hit them all

    Dawn Soehren
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call all the trees and bushes Facebook pages.

    Lynn Merritt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking his "P-mail"...

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    Olaf Richters
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't you miss a "P" somewhere in your comment ?

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    b l a n c
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's brown and sticky? a stick!

    Trin DM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that's a stick and not a hook - the fish

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    ArhomR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s not a dog. He’s a rat.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry buddy, that is not a pink dog toy...

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    ume reid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not an expression that screams fear

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat fish .Heard about them all my life and never seen one.

    Germaine 🐼
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's like*cat hate fish hate catfish DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!*:)

    LAP
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fried catfish is delicious but it had too many bones.

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    Elaine Mattingly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have any idea how hard it is for me NOT to eat a cheezburrger. And not slobber on it?

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