Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

I always feel sorry for huskies who are adopted by lazy people. They should get a lazy dog or a goldfish.

Labs are great! They are smart, and loyal,....if you can keep them at home. They're Big-Time roamers. Unfortunately, they don't do all that well in the house. My black Lab, 'Captain Black' had a lethal tail, which was always sweeping back and forth. Unfortunately, he could clear a coffee table in a matter of just a few seconds. The Captain was the main reason why I happily switched from red wine to white wine. Oh, and the Captain sure could fart up a storm too. :D

2 Dobermans used to bark furiously at me every morning as I walked to school bus. One morning I spoke to them. Then on, our routine was they would wait for me eagerly every morning, and I would stop and talk to them. They were happy to see me.

Nonono german Shepards are just floofy boofs, and squishy boopers

Just like the owners.

big babies :-). i had a chihuahua once and met a great dane. my chihuahua scared him to death!

My dog loves to play with the rottweiler mix down the street. He looks like a purebreed, like no sign of the dalmation or the mastiff in him. Everytime he sees our dog he jumps up and down like a little puppy.

The Yorkshire terrier will also show its affection by nipping your ankles. They have teeth sharp enough to draw blood at every nip. (Don't tell me that I should break them of that habit, please -- they're not my dogs but a friend's.)

Still miss ours. He was awesome. Never really had to train him and he listened perfectly. Would just walk near you and come when called. Kinda obsessed about bananas and would do anything for 1. (Stole a whole bunch of the table once... Silly dog) He hated water so when it was bath time, I would just get in the shower with him and close the door. He loved getting brushed and groomed though.

Poogs from the other article 🤣🤣

Also Food machine, also needs unlimited times of trecking unless it's hot.

Poodles are smarter than many humans.

The border collie needs to have work to do or it will be neurotic. If you don't have time to spend training your dog, get something less intelligent. Sometimes a border collie will herd your kids to keep them from getting separated from you.

They are stressed because of all they have to carry in their folds of infinity

Tsundere lol that actually sums it up pretty well. Mine sometimes wants to be pet hard and long, but mostly she'll lay down somewhere close and love you from a distance - just don't touch her or she'll leave.

Just adopted an old man doxie with no teeth. Jef is right, he will eat rabbit poops, frozen bread in the yard for the birds, anything off the floor. He doesn't look to see what it is, he just gulps it down.

"BorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBorkBork"

According to these descriptions, most of these breeds should not be house pets.

You're thinking about akitas. Shibas (mostly) like petting. Akitas are like "no way, dude" as they slip just out of your reach. Not fan of strangers.

That's it? Just "enchanted cloud"? Lol

I've come to know boxers as social dogs that love to play and hug...

those are the friendliest dog i ever saw!

Only breed of dog with a sense of humour. Will defend its family to the death!

Boxer is the best dog, they may be a bit jealous or overprotective in front of other dogs when i take him to walk but its an angel to any other human being or equaly friendly doggo

Whoever came up with this description obviously never had a boxer. The are the friendliest, most loving dog ever.

The problem with Boxers, I think, is the same with any dog that we have bred into something other dogs don't get. They actually have an aggressive looking face...to another dog. At least, the other dogs can't read it.

mine was lovely. nicest, easiest dog ever.

Love my boxer. However her farts will clear a room!

Mine is like... Alone?! How dare you even try to leave me alone human!. She follows everywhere... and I absolutely mean everywhere. She stays next to me in my office when I work, guards the door when I'm in the bathroom and sleeps next to my bed.

amazing vocal sounds and great bouncers

I still remember the boxer that pulled her owner 20 feet to work me over with her nose because I gave her a calming signal when she licked her nose at me three times.

My boxer is terrible with other 'stranger' dogs and she doesn't understand that we can't pet her 24/7

LOL, I have boxer and this is so true :)

Also drool big time.

Endless barker, always cold, always hungry, lives in its own world.

In my seventy plus years, I have always been a dog lover/owner. Big dogs, medium dogs, and small ones. But when I got my first shih-tzu I've never looked back since. They're very energetic, love kids, easy to hold, and the most expensive part to them is the grooming every 6-7 weeks. They don't eat a lot, and best of all, they don't leave big piles that need cleaning up. Oh, and they look like hairy little children, in need of affection. I love my CharlieK. Period!

Very cute. But you missed Chow Chow, my favorite breed. Probably beacause I also like cats =]