What would you do if you were to find that your teenage daughter is posting racy selfies on social media? You'd probably ask her to delete them, confiscate the phone afterward, and perhaps declare her grounded as a final touch. Well, we all know that for some kids this kind of strict punishment might be an excellent stimulus for rebellion. Every parent has their own way of raising their kids, but instead of telling his daughter to stop posting sexy selfies on Instagram, Chris Burr Martin decided to fight fire with fire. Or racy selfies with funny selfies, that is.

We wrote about the 48-year-old Washington-based father of three previously, showing you how he recreates his daughter's sexy selfies in a very dad joke-y manner to teach her a lesson. Well, not only does he continue posting the corny jokes, but he also managed to comically shame his daughter Cassie by reaching 60k Instagram followers - which is almost double the amount she has! And we must say, he's definitely worth it. See Chris' hilarious cheesy jokes and recreations for yourselves below and vote for your favorites.

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Janice Foster
Community Member
5 years ago

OK, brace yourselves fur a rant. I HATE that vacuous, baby-girl look! I've yet to see a woman ever naturally strike this pose. It seems to be a 'looking dopey = sexy = LIKES' thing. I miss people just being themselves. There's no self respect in faking dopiness for attention. And the Dad's pic illustrates just how silly it looks!

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Hans
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5 years ago

That is the best...noone really thinks duckfaces are a good idea, unless you are a duck.

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5 years ago

lol the dude looks very 'puffed up'

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Fatemeh
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol.the fish :D

Norman Yenney
Community Member
5 years ago

Its from a scooby doo type show. Cant remember name. There were a few copies...Speed Buggy, a ghost from the U.S. civil war playing Scooby's part. All surrounded by 2girl & 2guys, solving mysterys. Became a real formula

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Bambipants5000
Community Member
5 years ago

if that's Jabberjaw this guy is a genius

Stan Carr
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber Jaws! CLASSIC!!!

James Anderson
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that JabberJaw?

Wanda Cruz
Community Member
5 years ago

LMAO...do it dad!

Stan Carr
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber Jaws! CLASSIC!!

Britta Noelle
Community Member
5 years ago

I think I prefer his shark to hers

Marci Philpotts
Community Member
5 years ago

I know I prefer his to hers

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

Trolling tattoos is a sport that I could get to like.

Pamela Malone-O'brien
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm sorry glad neither of my daughters felt the need to get attention this way.

Kamara Berland
Community Member
5 years ago

.... it's clearly her showing her new tat.... makes no since

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Jennifer Dunn
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that Jabberjaws? Bwahahahaha!!!!

Miranda Johnson
Community Member
5 years ago

He drew Jabberjaw ROFL :-D ^5 dad!

Terry Mudge
Community Member
5 years ago

The sad part is the fact that his fish looks better than hers.

Emily Davison
Community Member
5 years ago

I prefer the dads tat

Chris Cunigan
Community Member
5 years ago

Is..that Jabberjaw? :O Guy is now my hero.

Linda Roberts
Community Member
5 years ago

Dad's tat is cut

Tony Le
Community Member
5 years ago

sharko (Y)

Quant
Community Member
5 years ago

Shark Tale :)

Lavella Wilson
Community Member
5 years ago

Amazing how much she looks like dad! Hilarious!

Megan Gardner
Community Member
5 years ago

His shark is bomb

Jesus Magaña
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber jaw!!!!

Joni Anderson Laney
Community Member
5 years ago

he forgot nose ring lol

Margaret Day
Community Member
5 years ago

Omg!!!!! Hahaha! I'll bet she can't show her face in public Bwahahahaha!

Terry Melka
Community Member
5 years ago

Charlie Tuna is awesome!

Michael Dennis
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabberjaw!

Ana Preciado
Community Member
5 years ago

Ack !! Jabberjaw!! 😝😝

Kathy Jackson
Community Member
1 year ago

🤪

Artisbeauty22
Community Member
2 years ago

🤣

Merisa Davis
Community Member
5 years ago

That's jabberjaw the shark a cartoon character from the 70s lmbo

Timmy Farino
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol...it's jabberjaw the cartoon shark

Donna Dannelly
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that Charlie from Starkist?

Ariel Rainault
Community Member
5 years ago

haha its jabber jaw :D #NoRespect :)

Janet Leonard
Community Member
5 years ago

Its JabberJaw

Bobbi Kaufman
Community Member
5 years ago

Bahaha! The shark!

Natalia Rodriguez
Community Member
5 years ago

Love, love dad

Laurie Christensen
Community Member
5 years ago

Love Jabber Jaw LOL

Laurie Christensen
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber Jaw lol

Lucretia Summers
Community Member
5 years ago

Did he draw Jabberjaw? 😂

Ernie Griffin
Community Member
5 years ago

Can we say Ewok! Maybe she could be an extra in the new Star Wars movie

Juli Hamilton
Community Member
5 years ago

Forgot the pouty lip.

Jeffrey Kline
Community Member
5 years ago

jabber. fucking. jaw.

Mariah Kenny Batuik
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol 😂

Shannon Land
Community Member
5 years ago

I love that, instead of a hammerhead, it's Jabberjaw!!😂😂😂

Shannon Land
Community Member
5 years ago

I love that, instead of a hammerhead, it's Jabberjaw!!! 😂😂😂😂

Thom Hitz
Community Member
5 years ago

lol is that Jabber Jaws?

Elizabeth Scarborough
Community Member
5 years ago

That shark was from a Saturday morning cartoon, Jabberjaw. Priceless.

Nicole McBride
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol

Robert Rodier
Community Member
5 years ago

JABBERJAW!!!

John Hayes
Community Member
5 years ago

Its Jabber Jaw the shark.

Jo Wolfe
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol dad's shark looks better than hers

Rachel DeRoxtro
Community Member
5 years ago

He needs to work on the lower lip pour. Lol

Kevin Crosby
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabberjaw

Aimee Patterson
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber jaw your my hero

Linda Sealey
Community Member
5 years ago

More pout please dad

Chris Cunigan
Community Member
5 years ago

Is...that Jabberjaw? :o Dude is now my hero.

Natalie Gross
Community Member
5 years ago

Lmbo at Jabberjaw on his hand

Hope L
Community Member
5 years ago

He forgot the nose ring & the side writing up his wrist!

ऋचिका धोपावकर
Community Member
5 years ago

hahhahaaahhhahah

Charlie Quinn
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that Jabberjaw tho

Charlie Quinn
Community Member
5 years ago

Is... is that jabberjaw?

Vlad Vicol
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabberjaw

Marvin Visaya
Community Member
5 years ago

G G

Christie Chu
Community Member
5 years ago

i love it, his shark reminds me of jabber jaws!

Lisa Ann
Community Member
5 years ago

Is it just me or does her "piercing" migrate?

Tom Trout
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabberjaw

James Anderson
Community Member
5 years ago

Is that JabberJaw

Chris Barnes
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahaha he drew Jaber jaw

Chris Barnes
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha he drew Jaber jaw

Linsey Ivette Diaz Zuniga
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahaha id so get His cheeky shark tatt over hers lol

Poindexter McBean
Community Member
5 years ago

JabbaJaw! lol I miss that cartoon!

Poindexter McBean
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol Jabba Jaw! I miss that cartoon!

Manda Allen
Community Member
5 years ago

Why is it ok for him to ridicule his daughter? What is his point ? She is young and gorgeous and she is being creative and theatrical and owning her beauty. It's great that she has confidence. Why does he need to mock and ridicule her? And why do people think it's funny?

Norman Yenney
Community Member
5 years ago

So many tatts...its like she needs to scribble, like a primary/elementary schoolkid

Fiat Ducks
Community Member
5 years ago

Is, is that Jabberjaw?

Janet Paulin
Community Member
5 years ago

He missed the pout.

David Sniderman
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber Jaws! 😂

Kay Gouldner
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber jaw! Love it! Lol

Griselda Annette
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol Jabberjaw!

Sharon Buck
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabber jaw !! I had forgotten that cartoon !lol

Samantha Williams
Community Member
5 years ago

is that jabberjaw? lmao

Sharon Buck
Community Member
5 years ago

Jabberjaw !!!

Priscila Capochim
Community Member
5 years ago

tutu barão

Mark Wilson
Community Member
5 years ago

He gotta puff out the bottom lip more to get the pouty look she was going for

Divya Ramachandran
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahahaha

Deb Lily
Community Member
5 years ago

I vote for the Dad

Cheryl Ram
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahahahaha

Linda Roberts
Community Member
5 years ago

Dad's tat is cuter.

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Silent Skeleton
Community Member
5 years ago

Me doing eyeliner haha

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Hans
Community Member
5 years ago

The toilet paper role is the most important part here.

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Tzipporah Meijering
Community Member
5 years ago

Dads attention to detail and his creativity is fabulous!

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Jasmine Chen
Community Member
5 years ago

best one yet

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Jason Bull
Community Member
5 years ago

Wait, hold up! Is that a tattoo of a freaking dog on his belly? LMFAO! Am I the only one who caught this? HAHAHAHAHA!!!! FATHER OF THE CENTURY!!!!!

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over opinionated
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5 years ago

Actually I kinda like the top. For Halloween or something... my goth / punk side wants it

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Brandon Young
Community Member
5 years ago

Jailbait.

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Kjorn
Community Member
5 years ago

she's way cutter 'au natural'

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| TheArtAddict |
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5 years ago

Who else is looking at the reflections in their sunglasses?

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Claire Copland
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5 years ago

More pout dad more pout!!

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