For those of us who are not ready to display their beliefs or express their style in such a radical and permanent way as getting inked, there's another, not so long-lasting way to show just who you are to the whole world (or coworkers, at least). Yes, we are talking about the good old t-shirt.

In the early stages of its existence, the t-shirt was a part of longjohns, keeping cowboys warm on those cold winters in Montana, only becoming a separate garment in the early 20th century, when it was issued to U.S. Navy marines. Guys took the now iconic cotton t-shirt design very much to their liking, soon making this staple piece of clothing popular among civilians, too. However, since it was plain white, and people always wanted to express themselves in many unique ways, clothing manufacturers made sure that the shirts were available in many colors and prints, with the trend of custom t-shirts gaining its fans in the 1960s. And now, we just cannot imagine our wardrobes without a sarcastic t-shirt or two, proudly keeping their place in everybody's closets. Indeed, no other piece of clothing is so famous and widely used as the shirt (except for pants, probably; you cannot live without pants). And that's precisely why these days everyone can choose their favorite piece from thousands of t-shirt design ideas, catering to every taste.

You know how we here at Bored Panda like to help in saving your time from wandering around the internets in search of the coolest t-shirt, so we did all the work for you and proudly present you a list, bursting at its seams with unique t-shirts. All there's left for you to do is scroll down, pick your favorite funny t-shirts and vote for them!

#1

My Brother's Shirt

My Brother's Shirt

Amazon , HeWhoLifts Report

EmotionalJam
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand,can someone explain please?

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    #2

    This Awesome, Awesome Shirt

    This Awesome, Awesome Shirt

    Amazon , Tweetystraw Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's a rainbow. I love this man.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once stood up for science too fast, and made myself dizzy.

    Rose Button 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the shirt, but I thought chemtrails said centipedes.

    EmotionalJam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really sure about the chem trails... When I was young the white line after planar was disappearing in few seconds. Nowadays they last very long and often design weird grid in the sky. I don't support conspiracy theories, it's just what I see

    Alison Bounds
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt should be sold at North American universities and should have a line that says "there are differences between the sexes".

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we need to send one to each anti-vaxxer

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    #3

    Lose Right Arm And Break My Left Hand Friend Gives Me This Shirt

    Lose Right Arm And Break My Left Hand Friend Gives Me This Shirt

    Amazon , DFine5 Report

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you are well now. Keep that shirt!

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am soooo grateful to see someone with such a sense of humor !!! OP wins the internet today

    #4

    My Sister And I Got Matching Shirts

    My Sister And I Got Matching Shirts

    TittySprinkles44 Report

    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice you have the same size of shirt

    Brie French
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brenda I have seen you on every single BP post I have ever seen. Why

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    Mini Shnauzer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's beautiful. Love right there. You go for being such a good brother - oops, sister - to her!

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    #5

    Cleaning Lady Showed Up To The House Today With This Shirt On

    Cleaning Lady Showed Up To The House Today With This Shirt On

    Amazon , tubetop2go Report

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Isn't gringo deemed as a racist term? i could be wrong of course but why is this any different from white person having 'wetback' on their t-shirt or something, please correct me if i am wrong.

    Cora Woodcook
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not racist. It's just a way of saying "someone who doesn't speak spanish"

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    #6

    I Noticed Some Writing On My Godfather's Shirt. I Asked Him To Please Hold Still So I Could Read It. Well, Then

    I Noticed Some Writing On My Godfather's Shirt. I Asked Him To Please Hold Still So I Could Read It. Well, Then

    Amazon , goldilungs Report

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFLMAO 😄 I used to have a button that said "If you can read this, you're to close!"

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had a big black padlock made from paper mache in his grandfather's sailor's chest that had a little door you could open. Inside was a note with a similar text. Every time I went through the stuff in that chest as a kid, I opened it and read it again.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nosey? That should be written near the armpit.

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    #7

    Hilarious Shirt My Son Received

    Hilarious Shirt My Son Received

    Amazon , ao_88 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top center is a misidentified nope rope.

    E A M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danger noodle is a sub-cass of nope rope...

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    Panda Bae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Petition to rename these animals these names?

    MN Free Spirit
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ariadne.bat I just had that conversation with my daughter, she says sea pancake :)

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    Jennifer C.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg... murder log and death floof... i'm dieing...!!!!

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg... I first read that as "I'm dieting...!!!" and before I could even blink, my mind had already tried and rejected not only one but two possible reasons: maybe Jennifer is in the habit of eating meat from these animals? Naaah, then maybe she means losing weight not to seem like such a delicious snack and avoid getting eaten for dinner? Naah... Oops!

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    Tahani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Majestic Sea Flap Flap if you please!!

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to have danger noodles

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    #8

    This T-Shirt Is Beautiful

    This T-Shirt Is Beautiful

    Threadless Report

    JustaCatBoy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little hard on the eyes though.

    Safy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hurts my eyes, but its really neat!

    Hobbit Girly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cool, kudos to the person that designed it!

    tragical dude
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this hurts my eyes more than a kick in the balls hurts the rest of me.

    Mumsie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an optical illusion, seizure-inducing oddity! One person's opinion.

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    #9

    Best Shirt Ever

    Best Shirt Ever

    Amazon , xSGAx Report

    Karmen Graczkowska
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sign language version says Sorry about Trump.

    EmotionalJam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny how years go by and this still works

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt need also the same text in Russian.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt works in ALL countries. (and always has)

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there one for Prime Ministers? ( I'm British).

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many ways can you explain trump.

    Zodiac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hungary is there too! 🇭🇺

    Paul Chang
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is an honor student and my president is an idiot

    Kimberly Young
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own this shirt. I love it so much.

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    #10

    My Son Picked Out His Own Back To School Shirt

    My Son Picked Out His Own Back To School Shirt

    TeeSpring , spoonthegreat Report

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA Lol perfect for a science nerd like me

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The science nerd in me really wants to point out that gas is basically dead plants, but I love the term dino juice so I'll refrain and just enjoy the shirt.

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    #11

    The Wife Had A Great T-Shirt Idea So I Made One For Myself. (I Made Her One Too)

    The Wife Had A Great T-Shirt Idea So I Made One For Myself. (I Made Her One Too)

    Amazon , grip_garrison Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MASA is Dough in Spanish....lol USA needs lots of dough

    Richienotsorich
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make America Shít Again...mission accomplished!

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or if your a the maine stan, make america emo agian(much prefered)

    Petya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is even funnier for me, because "masa" is "table" in Bulgarian. At least it's pronounced "masa", but it's written "маса".

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NDT would approve. So many things we now take for granted came out of NASA funding.

    #12

    Students Were Asking This Professor If His Shirt Is Missing A 2nd Part

    Students Were Asking This Professor If His Shirt Is Missing A 2nd Part

    Amazon , Jerrinq Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those students aren't going to pass.

    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who can count in binary and those who can't.

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like the bumper sticker I found that said "And the number one reason that people procrastinate: 1)......."

    #13

    My Friend's Shirt

    My Friend's Shirt

    Amazon , Grayson7 Report

    Luca Giordano
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    humor and social comment in one. excellent!

    Sabrina Trinidad
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be worn by either non-Caucasians or people over twenty who still look like they belong in high school

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a button that says " I'm not a tourist, I live here"

    #14

    Saw This Great Shirt Today

    Saw This Great Shirt Today

    Etsy , senorhood Report

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got it further stuck in my head.

    MaryBored Pasaribu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it strange if I sing through reading it?

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    #15

    A Great Shirt That I Saw Today

    A Great Shirt That I Saw Today

    Amazon , 99LivesGaming Report

    Brie French
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a ruler with this guy on it. I live in the UK. He is everywhere

    Sylvia Niedner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not smokey its Wokey. dat boi woke

    #16

    My Daughter's Friend, Who Has Alopecia, Wore This Shirt To School Today

    My Daughter's Friend, Who Has Alopecia, Wore This Shirt To School Today

    Spreadshirt , dontfuckingjimmyme Report

    #17

    My Twin Asked Me To Send Him A Picture In My Favorite Shirt. He Sent Me Back A Picture Of His Favorite. Well Played

    My Twin Asked Me To Send Him A Picture In My Favorite Shirt. He Sent Me Back A Picture Of His Favorite. Well Played

    lookhuman , PartyDeMarty Report

    Rafaella Avila
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One looks gay and the other looks straight.

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    PandaLover must be the dumb twin. no need to train like your dumber twin..lol

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    *you're* ... not 'your'. ***sighs***

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PandaLover, please learn how to read before you try to look smart and correct someone. It's your not you're dumbass!

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    #18

    This T-Shirt Shows Different Layers Of The Human Body Depending On The Color Of The Lighting

    This T-Shirt Shows Different Layers Of The Human Body Depending On The Color Of The Lighting

    MetalTele79 Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to look at that shirt with those 1980's comic book red/blue 3D glasses.

    Mary Stiles
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this shirt! #future human biologist #science for the win!

    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    want to wear this in science class now

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outstanding! This brings true meaning to "seeing something in a different light".

    #19

    My New Nondenominational Team T-Shirt

    My New Nondenominational Team T-Shirt

    Artistsshot , ohsureyoudo Report

    A Rose Among Thorns
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gooo one rich guy's company beat the other rich guy's company!

    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for many other things too! Apple VS Samsung... And ... Wink wink! ;)

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    Hobbit Girly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me with sports, I don't understand anything lol

    Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: you come to your friend's game but you know nothing about it

    Dee Rutherford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it! It matches my sports understanding 😂

    #20

    We Had A Candidate Interview For An IT Position Today. He Literally Designed And Printed This Shirt Because He Was Interviewing On Halloween! Needless To Say, We Hired Him

    We Had A Candidate Interview For An IT Position Today. He Literally Designed And Printed This Shirt Because He Was Interviewing On Halloween! Needless To Say, We Hired Him

    Taherham Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would also hire this smart-a*s! 😂

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything about this guy screams IT guy. He's a natural.

    #21

    He Fell Off A Ladder; His Daughter Bought Him A Shirt

    He Fell Off A Ladder; His Daughter Bought Him A Shirt

    Amazon , Leena52 Report

    Xandra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would Santa have to use a ladder?!?

    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some kid asked for a wooden train and he's got those stored in the attic since 1990.

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    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsupervised daddy is hilariously dangerous.

    #22

    My New T-Shirt

    My New T-Shirt

    Amazon , silkyalcoho Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this shirt, studying computer engineering

    LOttawa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you don't. You spelled engeneer, enginere, you spelled that last word properly.

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    Hobbit Girly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that scene from The Office. "What do you do?" "I work with the numbers."

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was watching Garage Squad (they always have clever shirts on) and one said "I'm a mekanik..I'm a mickani...I fix cars!"

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For al the engineers in my life

    #23

    My Friend's T-Shirt Pocket

    My Friend's T-Shirt Pocket

    zumiez , idkbanana Report

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zumiez! his name is Lord Nermal (The brand is rip 'n' dip)

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    Dashel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has one that is like that but an alien!

    Kelly Horrigan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL my daughter just git that shirt from Goodwill!

    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can also get bags like this

    #24

    Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

    Was At The VA Hospital Today When I Ran Into This Guy And His Shirt

    Pioneer411 Report

    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im getting this for my dad now

    Jenny Bryl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate when people do that?

    pamela nichols
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he popped a wheelie you'd be impressed.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veterans are wicked funny!

    #25

    My Dad Had Open Heart Surgery, So I Got Him This Shirt

    My Dad Had Open Heart Surgery, So I Got Him This Shirt

    amazon , muundog2006 Report

    #26

    I Complimented This Guy For His Shirt. He Thanked Me And Told Me He Got It Because It Makes His Dad Mad

    I Complimented This Guy For His Shirt. He Thanked Me And Told Me He Got It Because It Makes His Dad Mad

    goldenboy2191 Report

    Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey dad, remember when I was 12 and you wouldn't buy me that Nintendo? Well I do. Now check out my shirt!

    Evil Queen
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    I see why it makes his dad mad

    #27

    My Dad Showing Off His New Favorite T-Shirt For Christmas Dinner

    My Dad Showing Off His New Favorite T-Shirt For Christmas Dinner

    BigTool Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes him look like Mr. Rogers!

    TeeMarieTisMe
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sort of looks like Bill Engvall...

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    Symtpom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i genuinely thought he was wearing a suit at first

    Jay Delgan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are his nipples so pointy...

    #28

    Gal Gadot's Husband Has The Best T-Shirt Ever

    Gal Gadot's Husband Has The Best T-Shirt Ever

    amazon Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a younger Kevin Costner.

    Isa
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist:Your uncle is married with wonder woman and he keep it in secret until now....

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    tragical dude
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does she look more wonder woman than her role as wonder woman?

    Sales Fundaa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice post https://www.salesfundaa.com/

    #29

    I'm Notorious In My D&D Group For My Horrible Rolls. Gimping My Character. Endangering My Group. Yesterday, My Dungeon Master Gifted Me This Shirt

    I'm Notorious In My D&D Group For My Horrible Rolls. Gimping My Character. Endangering My Group. Yesterday, My Dungeon Master Gifted Me This Shirt

    TinCanGoat Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up and take my money!!!!

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom's friend was once telling me about the time when he was cornered by a bear on Oregon Trail, and he got angry and typed "F*ck the bear". It said, "Okay, he doesn't seem to mind."

    反社会的
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a D&D campaign I (stupidly) attempted to cartwheel through a room. Naturally, I rolled a one and half-way rolled across the room before running into another member before taking 1 damage.

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL 😆 🤣 😂 😹

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it was inspired by the "seduced orc" webcomic Fated? https://mythjae.wordpress.com/2016/01/28/fated-3/

    queen...<3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "he is uncomfortable" lmaoooo

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well lets hope orc is homophobic and backs away off the bridge.

    #30

    This Guys Shirt This Morning In Traffic

    This Guys Shirt This Morning In Traffic

    hexatonotron Report

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a Gun drawing or Han Solo's blaster on lower back?

    Unhuman_Weirdo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well your username explains it all.... hard to guess

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    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm well don't constantly break all road rules like you do.

    #31

    My New Shirt Is Metal AF

    My New Shirt Is Metal AF

    robb0688 Report

    Devin Robinson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.amazon.com/Celine-Heart-T-Shirt-Funny-Death/dp/B07MNFN83V Link to the shirt

    Theodore Theodora
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you haven't yet, look at her Carpool Karaoke episode with James Corden; she's hilarious and sassy. I think she'd approve of this shirt.

    HoffLensMetalHedLovesAnimalsUK
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    6 years ago

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    No it isn't metal as f**k, it's stupid.

    #32

    This Guy's Shirt Has The Entire Script Of Pulp Fiction Printed On It

    This Guy's Shirt Has The Entire Script Of Pulp Fiction Printed On It

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    logical fallacy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the person who took the pic knows the script is also impressive. He gets a shirt for half price.

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the person who took the picture and knew was a she...

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    SykesDaMan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Say 'What?' again! I dare you, I double dare you m...f...! Say 'What?' one go...mn time!"

    mSpencer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must have this, open the side seams and frame it!

    Cal the dragon (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a shirt with a bunch of words from the book Wonder on it.

    George Hughey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to get after it with a highlighter! "Say what one more goddam time!" 'BANG!!' "Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

    George Hughey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have to get after it with a highlighter! "Say what one more goddam time!". 'BANG!!' " Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

    #33

    This Shark T-Shirt Has Pectoral Fin Pockets

    This Shark T-Shirt Has Pectoral Fin Pockets

    IWentToThere Report

    tragical dude
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    men can wear this without an undershirt

    Cra-Z cat lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I can't get Baby Shark out of my head...

    Elisaurous uwu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this on my trip to japan. i wanted it so badly >n<

    MEB
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby shark dodododododo

    #34

    Samuel L. Jackson Wearing A T-Shirt Of Himself Wearing A T-Shirt Of Himself

    Samuel L. Jackson Wearing A T-Shirt Of Himself Wearing A T-Shirt Of Himself

    samuelljackson Report

    #35

    Hey Reddit I'm The Dad Who Was Charged $39.35 To Hold My Son At The Hospital. Here's My Kid In His New Favorite Shirt

    Hey Reddit I'm The Dad Who Was Charged $39.35 To Hold My Son At The Hospital. Here's My Kid In His New Favorite Shirt

    halfthrottle Report

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this is really late, but for anyone else who's curious, here's an article about it. It also includes a possible explanation for the charge. https://www.vox.com/2016/10/4/13160624/medical-bills-birth-delivery

    Honey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *thankful to live in Canada*

    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because hubby and I weren't married when our son was born, they were going to charge him $10 to put his name on the birth certificate. BFF is a lawyer, told them off about it. Apparently "I" could put any name in the father's area for free, but he had to pay. So I did it. We let everyone know about it on the maternity ward.

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    #36

    Mom Has Never Had Good Taste In Picking Out Shirts For Me, But This Year She Nailed It

    Mom Has Never Had Good Taste In Picking Out Shirts For Me, But This Year She Nailed It

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    #37

    This Door Repair Man's Shirt

    This Door Repair Man's Shirt

    Wookiepie77 Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's smart. Unless there's no other door

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's still smart - it gives him a few extra seconds to work while people look for another door. XD

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as some say it, repairman's shirt.

    #38

    The Shirt I Made For The Toronto Beer Fest Went Over Really Well With The Crowd!

    The Shirt I Made For The Toronto Beer Fest Went Over Really Well With The Crowd!

    turbogoblin Report

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww poor baby bear looks unbearably sad

    Bobbi Newell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd attend Bear-Fest over Beer Fest.

    Unhuman_Weirdo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would too because I can’t drink beer yet not do I want to

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    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you were single at the time you wore it, cause that shirt is a for sure chick-magnet!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought this was Bear-Fist

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to go to a fist-fest?

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    #39

    "Shirtception" - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We're Now At Level 4

    "Shirtception" - My Favorite Gift Every Year From My Brother. We're Now At Level 4

    GeorgieWashington Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Various versions of this out there, all very entertaining.

    Magic567
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are people downvoting your comment?

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    #40

    Perhaps The Greatest Shirt I Know Of

    Perhaps The Greatest Shirt I Know Of

    amazon , Chaddcl0ps Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs some vanilla ice on the side. Or not.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You drink that to wash down your Eminems.

    Mojones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of ice, ice, baby

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. One picture is worth a thousand tv credits.

    Jenny Bryl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering how long it would take before someone did this.

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    #41

    The Perfect "I'm Going To Meet Robocop" Shirt

    The Perfect "I'm Going To Meet Robocop" Shirt

    culaterbro Report

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fantastic movie! Love Peter Weller.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Weller wearing a ladies headband around his neck?

    #42

    I'm Color Blind. Today Is My Birthday, My Brother Got This Shirt For Me As A Gift

    I'm Color Blind. Today Is My Birthday, My Brother Got This Shirt For Me As A Gift

    amazon , merymae Report

    #43

    My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard D. Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

    My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard D. Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him

    hook_killed_pan Report

    #44

    My Viking Friend's New Shirt

    My Viking Friend's New Shirt

    amazon , whatifcatsare Report

    Oathbraker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I get the skulls, but what's with the naked, headless, female mannequin?

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 A different take on those Celine Dion death metal shirts.

    Georgina Cochrane-Dyet
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I misread, and thought it said 'Nail Satan'! Sort of works, if you factor the unicorn horn as a nail. No?

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a shirt I have. It has happy, colorful dolphins, a smiling sun, and text that says "I'm dead inside".

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everything for confuse everybody

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a shirt with smiling dolphins that said EVERYDAY IS A NEW HORROR, WHY ME, GOD? and it had a horror dolphin in the corner

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    #45

    He Said, "I Ain't Wearing This Shirt Out Ever Again." I Think He Should Wear This Shirt Every Single Day

    He Said, "I Ain't Wearing This Shirt Out Ever Again." I Think He Should Wear This Shirt Every Single Day

    sloanesteel Report

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    #46

    With My Pet Chicken And My New Shirt

    With My Pet Chicken And My New Shirt

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    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrolling down slowly ... I thought that was a caramel soft serve next to his face.

    Meow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that shirt lol

    queen...<3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao did anyone else think that the chicken's tail feathers has a resemblance to a swirl cone?

    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh..yes. The person right above you who commented the same thing a month before you did.

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    #47

    My New Favourite T-Shirt Arrived Today

    My New Favourite T-Shirt Arrived Today

    shirt.woot , Schoseff Report

    C. Mayo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to avoid those pesky copyright issues!

    #48

    My New Date Shirt. Wife Wasn't Impressed

    My New Date Shirt. Wife Wasn't Impressed

    notadouche1 Report

    Mads Sly
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sighs* *Dusts off cliche joke* *Deep breath* Sweet home Alabama!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't remember it, but they actually met when they were children. At Grandma's house.

    Jill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, I have to get this for my dad who remarried directly after my mother's death. He loves geneology sooooo much that he wont get it.

    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes being accused of being inbred in other memes

    #49

    Had Leg Surgery Number 15 And The Surgeon Didn't Get The Shirt

    Had Leg Surgery Number 15 And The Surgeon Didn't Get The Shirt

    devgal Report

    Sabrina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In SpongeBob whenever a "fight" (not a violent bloody one, but y'know) there's a person(or fish) who shouts "MY LEG" that's the fish on her shirt

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surgery 15? Damn. That's the smile of denial at this point.

    #50

    Found In One Of Many T-Shirt Shops In New Orleans

    Found In One Of Many T-Shirt Shops In New Orleans

    Eli_Toms Report

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never be able to understand this stance of "all drugs are f****ng great, everybody's using and it's the thing, babe" of Americans. Especially since In theUS, in the past 3 decades, drug overdoses have killed approximately 870,000 people. That is about as many families that are left devastated. Add to that all the violence that has been exported abroad, mainly to Mexico but also to other countries in the Caribbean, in Central America, and in South America. IT IS NOT COOL!

    #51

    Saw The Jpeg On The Net And Said I Wanted It On A Gym Shirt. Here's My Late But Great Christmas Present

    Saw The Jpeg On The Net And Said I Wanted It On A Gym Shirt. Here's My Late But Great Christmas Present

    missfidycool Report

    #52

    This Guy Was Arrested For Driving Without A License. He Was Also Wearing A T-Shirt With His Last Mugshot On It

    This Guy Was Arrested For Driving Without A License. He Was Also Wearing A T-Shirt With His Last Mugshot On It

    Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So his family reunion was in jail? Apple must not fall far from the tree.

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he should get a photo of his license printed on another shirt.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL It almost looks like he was asking for it, poor guy

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He better get used to wearing orange.

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Member of *FPSoA? *Future Porn Stars of America

    #53

    My Boyfriend Got This Shirt For Free. I'm Choosing To Share Its Glory

    My Boyfriend Got This Shirt For Free. I'm Choosing To Share Its Glory

    KrakenSnatch Report

    #54

    This Is The Greatest Shirt I'll Ever Own

    This Is The Greatest Shirt I'll Ever Own

    Kerrbare Report

    Mojones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How hard can it be to write a comment without an innuendo...? I don't know too

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    I'm a guy, so can I look without being chastised?

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    I admit - I like to look at it.

    #55

    My Friend's Ap Psych Shirt

    My Friend's Ap Psych Shirt

    abbyjohns Report

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dark Side of the Oedipus Complex.

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got one similar to this, only the caption is The Dark Side of Your Mom.

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    #56

    My Wife Asked Me Why Kevin Hart Is Wearing A Shirt That Has Pedo Written All Over It

    My Wife Asked Me Why Kevin Hart Is Wearing A Shirt That Has Pedo Written All Over It

    mopecore Report

    Sleep Meister
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% seen PEDO before i seen DOPE

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then there's me reading "DOOP" and thinking wtf?

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    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And from the moment it's paused at, it looks like he just noticed..

    Bluebell Rizzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is paedo though. Still a bad shirt.

    #57

    My Mom Got Me This Shirt For My Birthday, Thanks Mom

    My Mom Got Me This Shirt For My Birthday, Thanks Mom

    CHIEFKEEFBANGBANG Report

    #58

    My New Favourite T-Shirt

    My New Favourite T-Shirt

    Lily_Fish Report

    #59

    Best Disney Shirt

    Best Disney Shirt

    Ripsaw99 Report

    Ale_Vidal23
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    photo has such a bad quality, looks like it has been made with a calculator

    #60

    This Restaurant Wears 1 Star Yelp Reviews Behind Their T-Shirts

    This Restaurant Wears 1 Star Yelp Reviews Behind Their T-Shirts

    ritz_27 Report

    Rafaella Avila
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty bad business idea, because people may write bad reviews with high hopes to get on a shirt

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    That was posted by Danica Patrick's Irish cousin, Danica Fitzpatrick.

    #61

    My Girlfriend Hates My New Shirt

    My Girlfriend Hates My New Shirt

    iSpanglish Report

    queen...<3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    furrybumkins what gives you the right to dictate if someone should smile more. Its a free choice dude.

    Steve Bowman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you can put above picture on a new shirt for her.

    furrybumkins
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Then she should learn to smile more.

    #62

    The Guy In The Upper Left Wearing The Black T-Shirt Is The Most Texan Among Them

    The Guy In The Upper Left Wearing The Black T-Shirt Is The Most Texan Among Them

    Ryno3639 Report

    #64

    My Dad And Sister 1979, Some T-Shirts Are Timeless

    My Dad And Sister 1979, Some T-Shirts Are Timeless

    Likestheobviousstuff Report

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That typeface is a giveaway even without the hairstyle!

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look"

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some are as old as time itself.

    #65

    My Girlfriend Hates This Shirt

    My Girlfriend Hates This Shirt

    mancerayder39 Report

    Petya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't blame her :D It's funny, but wouldn't want my BF wearing it.

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    #66

    Mike Tyson On A Yacht Wearing A Thuns Out Guns Out Shirt

    Mike Tyson On A Yacht Wearing A Thuns Out Guns Out Shirt

    MikeTyson Report

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Mike, it should read "Thunth out, gunth out."

    Full Name
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    6 years ago

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    Thorry Ryo, your comment should read...

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    #67

    I Don't Know Why, But I Made A T-Shirt With The Vinylized, Digitized, And Original Shitty Charmander Tattoo

    I Don't Know Why, But I Made A T-Shirt With The Vinylized, Digitized, And Original Shitty Charmander Tattoo

    WearsYourPost Report