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Zé Tó Fateixa • upvoted 8 items 7 years ago

186 Epic Design Fails We Can’t Believe Actually Happened

Looks like his nose could have been broken in an accident and was never set right. Could also explain the bad or missing teeth.

Curiosities

76 y.o. "Babushka of Baikal" Lives Alone In Siberia And Skates Across Baikal Every Day For A Heartwarming Reason

186 Epic Design Fails We Can’t Believe Actually Happened

Looks like his nose could have been broken in an accident and was never set right. Could also explain the bad or missing teeth.

Curiosities

76 y.o. "Babushka of Baikal" Lives Alone In Siberia And Skates Across Baikal Every Day For A Heartwarming Reason

Looks so peaceful. And what a lovely name - Lyubov /it means Love/

39 ‘Same’ Things That Most People Don't Know Are Actually Different

This is an "every chair is a seat, not every seat is a chair" type of situation. Cookies are a type of biscuit, they're round and flat and usually (but not always) contain 'chips' in their dough, like chocolate chips, or raisins, nuts, jelly drops, sprinkles, etc. I've eaten both soft and crunchy cookies, but they're always round-ish and flat and relatively rough in shape. And then there are other types of biscuits, which usually look more smooth after baking and can be prepared in a varied assortment of shapes (like the square ones in the left picture).

Animals

Photographer Tiptoes Through The Tulips To Photograph Mice (20 Pics)

Police Dog Rating

Lincoln, CA Police Departament Running Into Trap

I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo

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Zé Tó Fateixa • commented on 2 posts 7 years ago

186 Epic Design Fails We Can’t Believe Actually Happened

The nose is worse.

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Big babies. ^_^

Zé Tó Fateixa • commented on 7 posts 8 years ago

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work

Nice one!

Women Share Unexpected Responses They Get After Asking Out Their Crush On Date, And It’s Too Entertaining

Ahahahahah!!! Hilarious!

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work

Nice one!

Women Share Unexpected Responses They Get After Asking Out Their Crush On Date, And It’s Too Entertaining

Ahahahahah!!! Hilarious!

Model Shows How Indian Disney Princesses Would Look Like, And Some Look Better Than Originals

Wow!!! <3

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Zé Tó Fateixa • upvoted 22 items 8 years ago

Comics

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Crazy Ideas

Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.

Comics

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Crazy Ideas

Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.

Crazy Ideas

Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.

Crazy Ideas

A remake of "127 Hours", but Dwayne Johnson plays the rock.

Crazy Ideas

Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.

146 Accidental Cosplays That Deserve To Be At A Comic Con

Depending on your age, you may see two different well known characters. 2000' Gru of the minions. 1970's Uncle Fester of the Addams Family. I first saw Uncle Fester.

This Frozen Pond Looks Like Pacman

Who Wore It Better?

Truly Impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay

Photography & Digital Art

Geometry Vs. Nature: I Played With Forms And Shapes In My Pictures

Eminem — The Eminem Show (2002)

Mac Miller — Watching Movies With The Sound Off (2013)

Will.i.am - Willpower (2013)

Adele — 21 (2011)

Santa After Duty

Ramones - End Of Century (1980)

Ramones - Ramones (1976)

The Doors - The Best Of The Doors (1985)

Sam

Maya

Mercy

Megan

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Zé Tó Fateixa • submitted a new post 8 years ago

Photography & Digital Art

Geometry Vs. Nature: I Played With Forms And Shapes In My Pictures

Zé Tó Fateixa • submitted 3 new posts 8 years ago

Photography & Digital Art

Geometry Vs. Nature: I Played With Forms And Shapes In My Pictures

Animals

I Was Invited To Take Some Pics In A Kennel... It Broke My Heart!

Photography & Digital Art

I Spend Hours Every Week Photographing This Small Beauties

Zé Tó Fateixa • submitted 20 list additions 8 years ago

I Spend Hours Every Week Photographing This Small Beauties

Zé Tó Fateixa • commented on 2 posts 7 years ago

186 Epic Design Fails We Can’t Believe Actually Happened

The nose is worse.

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Big babies. ^_^

Zé Tó Fateixa • commented on 18 posts 8 years ago

241 Times People Had Genius Ideas That Are So Crazy They Might Actually Work

Nice one!

Women Share Unexpected Responses They Get After Asking Out Their Crush On Date, And It’s Too Entertaining

Ahahahahah!!! Hilarious!

146 Accidental Cosplays That Deserve To Be At A Comic Con

Ahahahahahah

146 Accidental Cosplays That Deserve To Be At A Comic Con

Made my day!!! Lolol...

Here's What's Happening Outside The Frames Of Famous Music Album Covers

Brilliant! XD

People Reveal Their Scars And How They Got Them In A Powerful Photo Project

You're beautiful!!!

Model Shows How Indian Disney Princesses Would Look Like, And Some Look Better Than Originals

Wow!!! <3

This Japanese Photographer Specializes In Shooting Ninja Cats, And The Result Is Too Purrfect

Broke tail style!

This Japanese Photographer Specializes In Shooting Ninja Cats, And The Result Is Too Purrfect

Why some pics have "photo accent" on them, others don't, and this one has "accemt"?!

This Japanese Photographer Specializes In Shooting Ninja Cats, And The Result Is Too Purrfect

Drunken style!!!

This Japanese Photographer Specializes In Shooting Ninja Cats, And The Result Is Too Purrfect

Capoeira!

I Was Invited To Take Some Pics In A Kennel... It Broke My Heart!

You can check AMIRA's Facebook page, basically they try to save as much of these beauties as they can. They invited me to go to the kennel to take some pics so they can post and try to find new owners for them. At least 2 since yesterday were saved. Mafra (city) kennel keeps them for 15 days, if they can't find no one, well, they are killed. :(

I Travel The World In Flowy Dresses To Take Self-Portraits In The Most Beautiful Places

Thank you Anamika. <3

62 Times Hidden Cams Revealed What Animals Do When Nobody Is Watching, And It Was Hilarious

That's why "Is that a wolf?"...question. ;) But again, who cares! Lol

70 Jokes About Italians That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Nhami!!!

70 Jokes About Italians That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Quack quack quack... :D

62 Times Hidden Cams Revealed What Animals Do When Nobody Is Watching, And It Was Hilarious

"John, is that a wolf?" "Who cares!"

IKEA Just Launched A Pet Furniture Collection, And Animal Lovers Want It All

Consume and don't think! So cool (NOT)!

Zé Tó Fateixa • upvoted 9 items 7 years ago

186 Epic Design Fails We Can’t Believe Actually Happened

Looks like his nose could have been broken in an accident and was never set right. Could also explain the bad or missing teeth.

Comics

Hilarious Guide To Dog Breeds That Will Help You Choose Your Next Dog

Animals

Photographer Tiptoes Through The Tulips To Photograph Mice (20 Pics)

76 y.o. "Babushka of Baikal" Lives Alone In Siberia And Skates Across Baikal Every Day For A Heartwarming Reason

Looks so peaceful. And what a lovely name - Lyubov /it means Love/

Curiosities

76 y.o. "Babushka of Baikal" Lives Alone In Siberia And Skates Across Baikal Every Day For A Heartwarming Reason

39 ‘Same’ Things That Most People Don't Know Are Actually Different

Lincoln, CA Police Departament Running Into Trap

I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo

Police Dog Rating

Zé Tó Fateixa • upvoted 11 items 8 years ago

Crazy Ideas

A remake of "127 Hours", but Dwayne Johnson plays the rock.

Crazy Ideas

Pet stores should have an empty reptile cage labeled "chameleon" to see how long people will stand and look.

Crazy Ideas

Poaching is only illegal if you use a weapon. If you think you can take a rhino or a lion with your bare hands, go ahead.

Crazy Ideas

Siri and Alexia should only work if you say “please” and “thank you”. This could improve people’s manners to each other.

Siberian Farm Cats Have Absolutely Taken Over This Farmer's Land, And They're Absolutely Majestic

This cat is about to pounce on the camera.

Siberian Farm Cats Have Absolutely Taken Over This Farmer's Land, And They're Absolutely Majestic

Twin looks of intolerance

Who Wore It Better?

This Frozen Pond Looks Like Pacman

Truly Impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay

146 Accidental Cosplays That Deserve To Be At A Comic Con

Depending on your age, you may see two different well known characters. 2000' Gru of the minions. 1970's Uncle Fester of the Addams Family. I first saw Uncle Fester.

Photography & Digital Art

Geometry Vs. Nature: I Played With Forms And Shapes In My Pictures

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