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Joryen Bixler

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Enjoy taking pictures. All I have is my phone, so I try to make them as raw as possible. No filters other than black and white. I like capturing the raw moment.

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Joryen Bixler • commented on 18 posts 3 years ago

Woman Refuses To Remove Her Rose Garden, So Allergic Neighbor Takes Care Of It Herself And Gets The Cops Called On Her

Seems like rich people issues. Oh no, you ha e a home at 21 and someone messed with your roses? I hate rich people so much. Daddy buys you a house and now you call the cops on your neighbor and press charges. Get over it, you child.

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

They have breakfast burritos in the U.S.

Woman Refuses To Remove Her Rose Garden, So Allergic Neighbor Takes Care Of It Herself And Gets The Cops Called On Her

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

They have breakfast burritos in the U.S.

'Learn Useless Talents': 40 Useless But Very Cool-Looking Things You Can Learn To Impress Others

If you tie a string to you you'll have a pet bee. They did it in the first CKY

“I Can’t Go Back”: 30 Expensive Purchases That Really Paid Off, As Shared By People In This Online Thread

Yeah, true, but there's still some about a kraft gelled cheese. Mayne it's the poor in me from when I was a kid, you gotta grow up with it to get it.

“I Can’t Go Back”: 30 Expensive Purchases That Really Paid Off, As Shared By People In This Online Thread

So true

This Instagram Page Is Sharing Cursed Images And Here Are 50 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones

Re-cyclopes!!!

This Instagram Page Is Sharing Cursed Images And Here Are 50 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones

"Kidney stooones" -Friends The one hundredth

This Instagram Page Is Sharing Cursed Images And Here Are 50 Of The Best Of The Worst Ones

Darkness is my soul..the sprinkles are my winning personality!

“What’s Something That People Turn Into Their Whole Personality?” (50 Answers)

Every country hangs their flag from what I noticed traveling. Not an "American" thing, some people from all over the world just like hanging flags.

30 Common Myths That People Have To Finally Stop Believing

I love it when someone knows science, not hard people. Called "Google scholar" yes its a real search engine that only finds legitimate articles.

"Very Important Positivity": If You Are Feeling Down, These 50 Wholesome Posts Might Make Your Day

Hilarious!!!

This Online Twitter Museum Posts Ridiculously Interesting Finds, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

I definitely would have lost the bet that catist cooler was around that far back.

This Online Twitter Museum Posts Ridiculously Interesting Finds, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

No, been driving and drinking coffee every morning for 20 years. How bad are you at drinking coffee?

This Online Twitter Museum Posts Ridiculously Interesting Finds, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones

Move over tesla....

"Accidental Comedy": 40 Of The Best Unintentionally Funny Pics (New Pics)

Because now you can smoke with your kid

50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group

Done, calling it that for the rest my life, my lawnmower is now "weeding cart"

50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group

Male boxers are "tug it before you suck it"

50 Funny, Weird, And Ridiculous Things That Actually Exist On Amazon, As Shared By This Online Group

Typical dude here, I was trying to figure out what game they were playing g in the background

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Joryen Bixler • upvoted 22 items 3 years ago

50 Designs That Are So Terrible, They Should Have Gotten Someone Fired (New Pics)

I mean.... it doesn't say PENIS.... but my mind goes to penis.

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

In California they have breakfast burritos.

50 Designs That Are So Terrible, They Should Have Gotten Someone Fired (New Pics)

I mean.... it doesn't say PENIS.... but my mind goes to penis.

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

In California they have breakfast burritos.

"The Whole Place Smelled Like Hot Garbage": 50 People Reveal The Biggest Culture Shock They’ve Ever Encountered

We get a lot of bad press, but we try to be friendly.

Celebrity Products

Buying products from the Kardashians. Literally from any celeb.

Weddings

Weddings. A family member will have spent over $60,000 on her wedding that is this summer. They don’t even own a house. And 65%( after gifts from both parents) is credit card debt . If you have the money spend it on what you want but I just find it incredibly narcissistic to get yourself in so much debt because you need your ‘big day’.

I think that the commenter is hinting at the rise of hyper conservatism and nationalism is the US. I’m originally from the UK, but currently live and work in the US, and I feel that the hyper conservatives in this country are trying to claim the flag as this weird type of fake patriotism and loyalty is Trump. It scares me how many Trump flags and and American flags I see hanging together.

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Joryen Bixler • submitted 2 new posts 8 years ago

An Introvert And His Camera Phone

Gotcha!

Joryen Bixler • submitted 2 list additions 3 years ago

Weddings

Celebrity Products

Buying products from the Kardashians. Literally from any celeb.

No it's not, been to prison and jail. They didn't make jeans and pants for big butts because they tailored cloths mostly for flat male butts, some males have massive butts and cant pull them up to their waist. Became a trend, but originally, because some.males have big butts and they didn't make male.pants for big butts.

34 Times Guys Humiliated Themselves By Mansplaining Things To Skilled Individuals, As Shared By Women On Twitter

Men explain football even to eachother. So, a know it all? Is that gender exclusive? I could understand patronizing, again is that gender exclusive? Or let's call a spade a spade, you don't like men. That's ok, not sure when being patronizing or a know-it-all became gender pacific but, ok. You all know that this is what Men do at the bar, just explaining stuff to eachother. Man would explain a car to a Nascar driver, regardless of gender.

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