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tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 17 hours ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

This doesn't happen in Australia

tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 1 day ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Looks more like rice in the bowl portion of a rice cooker to me; kitty probably thought he'd been gifted a new litter box.

tom (bat/man) • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

yeah and the pilots are on a separate oxygen supply. the cabin has about 5 minutes supply so you can think about dying

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

well tell that to the owner of a dog with hip problems

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

yeah and the pilots are on a separate oxygen supply. the cabin has about 5 minutes supply so you can think about dying

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

well tell that to the owner of a dog with hip problems

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

ever eaten lambs brains? we get these in our supermarkets

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

hmmmm, must have been a lot of bar fights in the olden days

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

well at least the maggots only consume the necrotic tissue

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

I have one kidney

“I Told Him I Didn't Want His Autograph And Walked Away”: 65 Times People Ran Into Celebrities

In Australia it's an annual singing and dancing (competition) between high schools, "The Rock Eisteddfod"

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

Their, there, their. Sorry!

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

Green or overripe?? 🍌 🍌 🍌

tom (bat/man) • commented on 8 posts 3 days ago

“I Told Him I Didn't Want His Autograph And Walked Away”: 65 Times People Ran Into Celebrities

man child

40 Celebrity Doppelgängers From History That Will Make You Do A Double Take

I was really baked and the orange looked like Donald Trump

“I Told Him I Didn't Want His Autograph And Walked Away”: 65 Times People Ran Into Celebrities

man child

40 Celebrity Doppelgängers From History That Will Make You Do A Double Take

I was really baked and the orange looked like Donald Trump

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

That's what happens when you get too big, you can't fit into one house

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

Tom Brady cloned his hotdog

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

birds of a feather

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

I have some unicorn milk for sale, only $50000 a gallon

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

man child

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

come now, let me look after your money and watch it g(r)o(w) .....

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tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Funny Old Newspaper Clippings That Aged Way Better Than Expected

Little dog Crossing street Motor car Sausage meat

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 License Plates So Clever People Had To Take Photos

I had to try it, didn't happen for me

tom (bat/man) • commented on 14 posts 1 month ago

50 Memes From The Page That Combines Classical Art With Modern-Day Wit (New Pics)

dead plucked chicken, she's sweeping up the feathers/blood

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

ah another book from the man in the high castle

50 Memes From The Page That Combines Classical Art With Modern-Day Wit (New Pics)

dead plucked chicken, she's sweeping up the feathers/blood

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someone's been playing too much Mario Kart

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mad max vibes

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solar powered?

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I thought it was a boat at first

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

that's how the buttons on my shirt look after all you can eat buffet

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

too much lippy

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

thumbs up!

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

....and the beard of a copper wire brush

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tom (bat/man) • upvoted 5 items 1 month ago

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

If he had gone into the army, he could have been Col. Ostrum.

Guy Decides To Finally Propose After 30 Years And 4 Kids, Is Met With An Eye Roll

Bloody hell! Why didn't she run years ago? Poor woman and poor women who are gaslit like this. The kids being teased by other kids saying that their dad would rather sin and go to hell than marry the mom is really disturbing. What a disgusting way to teach children how the world works. Christians are just the most vile, judgemental b a s t a r ds out there.

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

If he had gone into the army, he could have been Col. Ostrum.

Guy Decides To Finally Propose After 30 Years And 4 Kids, Is Met With An Eye Roll

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk.

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk!

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

If you pull it back until it clicks will it then go forward really fast?

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tom (bat/man) • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • submitted a list addition 2 months ago

Hey Pandas, What’s A Job You’re 100% Sure You’d Be Terrible At?

tom (bat/man) • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Funniest Graffiti You Have Ever Read On A Toilet Wall?

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 17 hours ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

This doesn't happen in Australia

tom (bat/man) • commented on 7 posts 2 days ago

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

yeah and the pilots are on a separate oxygen supply. the cabin has about 5 minutes supply so you can think about dying

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

well tell that to the owner of a dog with hip problems

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

ever eaten lambs brains? we get these in our supermarkets

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

hmmmm, must have been a lot of bar fights in the olden days

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

well at least the maggots only consume the necrotic tissue

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

I have one kidney

“I Told Him I Didn't Want His Autograph And Walked Away”: 65 Times People Ran Into Celebrities

In Australia it's an annual singing and dancing (competition) between high schools, "The Rock Eisteddfod"

tom (bat/man) • commented on 8 posts 3 days ago

“I Told Him I Didn't Want His Autograph And Walked Away”: 65 Times People Ran Into Celebrities

man child

40 Celebrity Doppelgängers From History That Will Make You Do A Double Take

I was really baked and the orange looked like Donald Trump

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

That's what happens when you get too big, you can't fit into one house

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

Tom Brady cloned his hotdog

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

birds of a feather

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

I have some unicorn milk for sale, only $50000 a gallon

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

man child

40 Times Celebrities Were So Out Of Touch With Reality It Left People Speechless

come now, let me look after your money and watch it g(r)o(w) .....

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

50 Funny Old Newspaper Clippings That Aged Way Better Than Expected

Little dog Crossing street Motor car Sausage meat

tom (bat/man) • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 License Plates So Clever People Had To Take Photos

I had to try it, didn't happen for me

tom (bat/man) • commented on 2 posts 1 month ago

50 Memes From The Page That Combines Classical Art With Modern-Day Wit (New Pics)

dead plucked chicken, she's sweeping up the feathers/blood

21 Book Titles So Outrageously Funny, The Cover Alone Is Worth The Price

ah another book from the man in the high castle

tom (bat/man) • upvoted an item 20 hours ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 60 People Who Had A Worse Day Than You (New Pics)

Looks more like rice in the bowl portion of a rice cooker to me; kitty probably thought he'd been gifted a new litter box.

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

Their, there, their. Sorry!

“Your Internal Organs Itch”: 58 Facts About The Human Body That Might Keep You Up At Night

Green or overripe?? 🍌 🍌 🍌

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 10 items 1 month ago

“Lost The Ability To Walk Because Of Energy Drinks”: 50 Interesting And Shocking Stories

If he had gone into the army, he could have been Col. Ostrum.

Guy Decides To Finally Propose After 30 Years And 4 Kids, Is Met With An Eye Roll

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk!

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

Honk.

This Online Group Mocks Dumb Car Mods And Here's 50 That Completely Deserve It (New Pics)

If you pull it back until it clicks will it then go forward really fast?

48 Guys Who Let Their Hair Grow And Ended Up Looking Incredible (New Pics)

yes, your thumb is now sufficiently developed for using it as a hook for carrying grocery bags

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Goes well with this - https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2025/11/Oh-Dalek-baum-Oh-Dalek-baum-6914b7fa3c687.jpg

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Upvote for the dead-on references. Well done.

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

Wow, is that Wonder-Super-Bat-Spider-Hulk-Flash? He's my childhood hero!

50 Pics That Go Hard For Anyone Needing More Than A Soft Laugh Today

While everyone's attention was diverted with Dolly the cloned sheep, this was walking the Earth. Meet Stompy 1.0. If he wants food, he gets food.

tom (bat/man) • upvoted 7 items 2 months ago

50 Fascinating Photos That Prove The 1980s Were Wild

2 goldie hawn movies

70 Rare And Powerful Photos From This History-Focused Online Community (New Pics)

yippee....ice creeeeeeam

35 Things Women Do That Make Men Lose Interest

Hits so close to home.

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

Escher's car

If You Need A Laugh Today, ‘Laughgorithm’ Has Found You The Perfect 70 Memes

I'd say he's fiddling with his phone

28 Mind-Bending Scenarios That’ll Challenge Your Morals - Vote Now & See Where You Stand

Just draw money.

50 Of The Most Frightening Photos People Have Ever Taken While On The Job (New Pics)

For disturbed children. They weren’t disturbed when they started.

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