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Ooface mcdork
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.
Ooface mcdork • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago
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Ooface mcdork • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago
Reddit post
This young man wanted a tattoo on his back. It said something like, “Lisa please forgive me.” I told asked him if this was some last ditch effort to get this girl back. He said yes, and I told him this is a really bad idea you shouldn’t do this. He wanted the tattoo anyway, so he got it. If it worked out with him and the girl she will always remember this terrible thing he did that was so bad he had to go get a tattoo to try and prove how wrong he was. Or if it didn’t work out with them, whoever he dated afterwards would ask him what terrible thing he did that was so bad he had to go get a tattoo to try fix things with his ex. It seemed like a no win scenario with that tattoo. My advice is, if your tattoo artist is telling you that something isn’t a good idea to get, just take a moment and consider why.
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Ooface mcdork • commented on 9 posts 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
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Ooface mcdork • submitted a list addition 3 years ago
Ooface mcdork • upvoted 11 items 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice That Helped You Several Times?
Know when to just shut up and let a statement sit heavily in the air while looking whomever your talking to dead in the eye. Wait time, people. Processing time. Allow it. Makes for better listening and speaking.Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice That Helped You Several Times?
For those who seek external validation. Don't let anyone tell you who you are.Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice That Helped You Several Times?
Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy!Hey Pandas, What’s One Piece Of Advice That Helped You Several Times?
Sometimes life can be as bitter as dragon tears. But whether dragon tears are bitter or sweat depends entirely on how each man perceives them.Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
Cats. It's something that I am obsessed with ever since I was a toddler. I grew up with cats. They've been there for me for almost everything I've been through, from the death of my grandparents, to my parent's divorce, and even through my depression. They've been there for me for years and I can't thank them enough. People are always so judgemental against them and think that they're not smart, but it's quite the opposite. Cats are plenty smart. Smarter than dogs. It's been scientifically proven.Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
Minecraft. Everyone thinks it's some "cringey YouTuber game", but really it's a fun creative space where possibilities are practically endless! It was a big part of my childhood and still is a great stress reliever for me today!Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
I love to research poisons & venoms - including history, creation, useage, reactions. Only my (very small & tight) social circle knows about it. Every other person - colleagues & bio-family - just know the crafty, punk that somehow knows nearly everything about everyone. What no one knows -- I made a few different ones and stored them away (out of reach for anyone but me) It's fascinating --- no, I never poisoned anyone (exception: the spiked punch at prom 2004) & I don't plan on doing so 😅Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
Dungeons & Dragons. I only just recently got into it and I want to start a campaign with my friends, but none of them play and think it's too complicated or too nerdy. I'm not even that nerdy of a person, I just like playing it because I can battle monsters and be someone else for a few hours at a time.Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
I really enjoy learning about random things. seems harmless right? but I think people find the things I lear about weird. I have learned about poisons (was learning about the cold war at the time), cults, with some urban legends and true crime mixed in. I don't always learn about dark stuff (heck, I researched butterflies for a while!) but I worry that sometimes people will think I'm crazy. nope. I just write stuff and Wikipedia is awesomeShow All 11 Upvotes
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Ooface mcdork • commented on 11 posts 2 years ago
Ooface mcdork • commented on 9 posts 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Ooface mcdork • upvoted 8 items 2 years ago
Reddit post
This young man wanted a tattoo on his back. It said something like, “Lisa please forgive me.” I told asked him if this was some last ditch effort to get this girl back. He said yes, and I told him this is a really bad idea you shouldn’t do this. He wanted the tattoo anyway, so he got it. If it worked out with him and the girl she will always remember this terrible thing he did that was so bad he had to go get a tattoo to try and prove how wrong he was. Or if it didn’t work out with them, whoever he dated afterwards would ask him what terrible thing he did that was so bad he had to go get a tattoo to try fix things with his ex. It seemed like a no win scenario with that tattoo. My advice is, if your tattoo artist is telling you that something isn’t a good idea to get, just take a moment and consider why. Ooface mcdork • upvoted 12 items 3 years ago
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
I love to research poisons & venoms - including history, creation, useage, reactions. Only my (very small & tight) social circle knows about it. Every other person - colleagues & bio-family - just know the crafty, punk that somehow knows nearly everything about everyone. What no one knows -- I made a few different ones and stored them away (out of reach for anyone but me) It's fascinating --- no, I never poisoned anyone (exception: the spiked punch at prom 2004) & I don't plan on doing so 😅Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
Dungeons & Dragons. I only just recently got into it and I want to start a campaign with my friends, but none of them play and think it's too complicated or too nerdy. I'm not even that nerdy of a person, I just like playing it because I can battle monsters and be someone else for a few hours at a time.Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
Minecraft. Everyone thinks it's some "cringey YouTuber game", but really it's a fun creative space where possibilities are practically endless! It was a big part of my childhood and still is a great stress reliever for me today!Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
Cats. It's something that I am obsessed with ever since I was a toddler. I grew up with cats. They've been there for me for almost everything I've been through, from the death of my grandparents, to my parent's divorce, and even through my depression. They've been there for me for years and I can't thank them enough. People are always so judgemental against them and think that they're not smart, but it's quite the opposite. Cats are plenty smart. Smarter than dogs. It's been scientifically proven.Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
I really enjoy learning about random things. seems harmless right? but I think people find the things I lear about weird. I have learned about poisons (was learning about the cold war at the time), cults, with some urban legends and true crime mixed in. I don't always learn about dark stuff (heck, I researched butterflies for a while!) but I worry that sometimes people will think I'm crazy. nope. I just write stuff and Wikipedia is awesomeHey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma? (Closed)
Hey Pandas, What Is Something You Really Enjoy, But Don't Talk About Because Of The Stigma?
I am a total Star Trek nerd. But I don't talk about it much because everyone has a certain image of "Trekkies". No, I do not own my own Starfleet uniform. I don't speak Klingon. I don't go to conventions or have action figures or anything like that. But everyone assumes that about you when you say you like Star Trek. Now, I do I know an awful lot of trivia about it and I know all the plot lines, etc (but this is also true for several other TV series). And I have a coffee mug that has an eye chart on it in Klingon because i work for an eye doctor and my mom bought that for me as an ironic gift.Hey Pandas, What Was A Moment Of Your Life That Was So Bizarrely Funny That It Seemed Like It Was A Scene From A Comedy Show?
My friend was holding all our stuff (a flag, a violin, a trombone, a wooden rifle, 3 backpacks) and we were walking to the bathroom bc she had to go and she tripped in a hole, she fell onto everything and peed her pants a little bit. We will never let her forget it.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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