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Homer
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I am a fellow human. The biggest planet on earth is earth which is where we live.
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Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Your Worst Birthday Ever
I recently broke my femur, wrist, and elbow from an ATV accident when I drove off a 12-foot cliff and my 200-pound 3-wheeler, well, slammed the right side of my body. this was 4 days before my birthday and the injury put me in a cast, a wheelchair, gave me an rod in my leg, and clinical depression. The entire day on my birthday I was sobbing from the pain and the memories of the accident. I just got out of the wheelchair in January, but I think and look at the way it changed me. That was the worst birthday ever for me.Hey Pandas, Who Was Your Favorite Black History Month Icon You Learned About This BHM?
Alice Ball She was a chemist who very early in her career pioneered a treatment for Hansen's Disease, known also as leprosy, which became known as the 'Ball Method. ' She was an African-American and made a technique that used a water-soluble form of chaulmoogra oil to treat leprosy.Hey Pandas, I Made Up Some Words. What Should Be The Definition?
jeweighter-either a unit of measurement for electrictity/sound/radiowaves, or a obscure tool that somehow is essential to a very important repairHey Pandas, I Made Up Some Words. What Should Be The Definition?
Ankelers- synonym for ankle weights
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Football-Jokes
Grandpa walks into his grandson watching a football match: Grandpa: "Who's playing?" Grandson: "Czech and Slovakia." Grandpa: "Against who?"Football-Jokes
“I hate it when people compare Lionel Messi with Jesus. I mean he’s good and all, but he’s no Messi.”Football-Jokes
What does a West Ham United fan do after winning the Premier League? Turn off the Xbox.Football-Jokes
England's relationship with football is a lot like the dad who went out for cigarettes. We keep saying he is coming home. But never does.Football-Jokes
During the World Cup in Brazil, the England team visited an orphanage. “It was heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,” said João, age 6.
