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The Rock Obama

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The Rock Obama • commented on 30 posts 2 years ago

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Still can’t believe this is about a human-eating plant and not something inappropriate

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

juan.

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Still can’t believe this is about a human-eating plant and not something inappropriate

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

juan.

35 Scary Travel Experiences Which Made People Stop And Think Before Their Next Trip, As Shared By Our Community

Oh yeah definitely south Florida, north Florida is mostly residential white areas, I’m white but someone tried to call me Asian (no clue why) and literally called the cops on me for trying to break into their house (I was parked at a gas station) but in south Florida it’s been over a year since I’ve seen a white cop here other than my dads friend and I know he’s not racist so he’s chill

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

The brain named itself and you don’t have a skeleton inside of you, you’re inside a skeleton!

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

When you shuffle 52 cards you have 8X10^67 (8 with 67 0s after it) possible combinations! (Thank you google I didn’t want to do that math)

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

Almost as fast as my granny’s cane was!

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

The atheists and those of other religions would be broke then?

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

Trees are nice to other trees, but some plants are parasitic, so don’t feel bad for the regular plants!

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

Fun fact: ammonia is in your pee, so when you do chemistry or anything involving ammonia you will smell pee (learned from personal experience, I was mad at my cat for a solid 20 minutes trying to figure out where he peed but then realized I had ammonia in front of me)

45 Of The Sweetest Family Moments To Bring A Dose Of Wholesomeness To Your Day

Went from Jacksonville to Miami to Puerto Rico on 3 and 4 hour flights and wore shorts, then went from Puerto Rico to Charlotte so I wore pants but then we went back to Jacksonville at nighttime so I kept on the pants. It really does depend on the circumstances!

45 Of The Sweetest Family Moments To Bring A Dose Of Wholesomeness To Your Day

Tried that with my cat and he plotted my murder. Seriously. I had to lock him out of my room for a month because he would sneak up to my face as I slept and shove his paw into my mouth down my throat.

35 Silly And Careless Mistakes That Have Cost People Their Lives

I’ve never left my home during a Hurricane but I live in the part of Florida that gets Miami’s leftover storm

35 Silly And Careless Mistakes That Have Cost People Their Lives

Or getting out of your car in Florida and getting hit by a car or a bullet or a flying alligator

35 Silly And Careless Mistakes That Have Cost People Their Lives

My great uncle is a retired ER nurse who has seen real life horror stories of people who wore seatbelts getting killed by the seatbelt and now he refuses to wear one but he still plays chicken with cars in his golf cart

50 ‘Moms For A Minute’ Chip In To Help Anyone In Need Of A Loving Mother Figure

I want Storm!!! I want all the crocheted things… they’re all so cute!

50 ‘Moms For A Minute’ Chip In To Help Anyone In Need Of A Loving Mother Figure

I absolutely love the scars! I don’t know why but I find scars more of a symbol of the stuff you’ve survived and it makes you look so badass and beautiful!

50 ‘Moms For A Minute’ Chip In To Help Anyone In Need Of A Loving Mother Figure

I want to buy this! Where can I buy this?

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

I have free college admission if I go to a public university in state because of prepaid admission my parents started when I was born, and I worked hard to get a scholarship to school too. I will never tell people “work harder” even though I didn’t have to work as hard as others in life. I don’t know what it’s like for most people, but I have empathy and can understand how they feel. I have to work hard in life for my goals to be a nurse even though school was easy for me. People who say “just work harder” make me so mad because they make us all look bad

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

My pets only get stockings because a few years ago my dog ate my moms gift

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

Mine is a tuxedo cat, but my grandma has an orange cat that I call Ed Sheeran

50 Memes To Bring A Taste Of British Humor To Your Screen (New Pics)

Drove 4 hours from Jax to Tampa, the only thing that changed was the city. (Please get that joke, please!)

50 Painfully Funny Work Memes That Anyone Who Has Worked At Least Once Might Relate To, As Shared On This Facebook Page (New Pics)

AI can’t take over the world if we raise minimum wage and get robots to do labor

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The Rock Obama • upvoted 10 items 2 years ago

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Nanas and Grandmas be like " There's a fingerprint on that window. I won't be a minute".

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

There's a creepy story behind that. Search for "Bob Hickman"

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Nanas and Grandmas be like " There's a fingerprint on that window. I won't be a minute".

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

There's a creepy story behind that. Search for "Bob Hickman"

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

You now live in a community where everyone waves at each other

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

Kid just got a very hard lesson in "reading the room"

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

Likewise, though just generic Northern, rather than pure Yorkshire.

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

I thought that was every show they're on.

Funny-British-Memes

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The Rock Obama • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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The Rock Obama • submitted 12 list additions 3 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Story Of How You Met Your Best Friend?

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The Rock Obama • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Still can’t believe this is about a human-eating plant and not something inappropriate

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

juan.

35 Scary Travel Experiences Which Made People Stop And Think Before Their Next Trip, As Shared By Our Community

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

Except mine makes me clean it and threatens to put down my cat every day then can be seen hugging and loving on him 20 minutes later

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

For all conspiracy theorists! Plus, why would the government lie to you? They’re not that smart, one of their people leaked info through discord to a whole bunch of kids-

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

Disabled bathrooms are the same unless you really need to go and it’s the only one left, then you just have to be quick

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

The brain named itself and you don’t have a skeleton inside of you, you’re inside a skeleton!

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

When you shuffle 52 cards you have 8X10^67 (8 with 67 0s after it) possible combinations! (Thank you google I didn’t want to do that math)

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

Almost as fast as my granny’s cane was!

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

The atheists and those of other religions would be broke then?

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

Trees are nice to other trees, but some plants are parasitic, so don’t feel bad for the regular plants!

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

45 Of The Sweetest Family Moments To Bring A Dose Of Wholesomeness To Your Day

35 Silly And Careless Mistakes That Have Cost People Their Lives

I’ve never left my home during a Hurricane but I live in the part of Florida that gets Miami’s leftover storm

The Rock Obama • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

There's a creepy story behind that. Search for "Bob Hickman"

30 "Cursed Images" That Give Off An Uneasy Vibe, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Nanas and Grandmas be like " There's a fingerprint on that window. I won't be a minute".

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

Kid just got a very hard lesson in "reading the room"

Funny-British-Memes

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

Likewise, though just generic Northern, rather than pure Yorkshire.

Funny-British-Memes

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

You now live in a community where everyone waves at each other

British Humor At Its Finest, As Shared By This Instagram Account (30 Pics)

I thought that was every show they're on.

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

It is correct to say "if I were you"

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

If people downvote a comment enough times, BP will hide it. They deserve it, spreading false information.

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

No, because anti-vaxxers are endangering people who legitimately can’t get vaccinated for *actual* medical reasons and particularly vulnerable segments of the population. Moron.

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

Thanks paranoid crackpot conspiracy theorist! I’ll be sure to not follow your advice ever!

50 Hilarious Times People Were Passive-Aggressive To Each Other

its essentially saying "you bloody thieves are now being charged money because you are STEALING"

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About 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

that explains why generations and trends are so different, because there's a whole new group of people around

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

That's been fixed with better formulas. It used to be common to see liquid asphalt on a hot day 50 years ago. But I haven't seen any for more than 30 years now.

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

Picture is not actually a representation of a T-Rex, but a distant relative called the origamisaurus

30 Facts That Sound Bizarre But Are Real, Shared By Folks In This Online Community

That's an oldie but a goodie.

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