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Garth

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Techno humorist who just likes to poke fun.

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Garth • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Lesser-Known Historical Pics That Remind Us About The Days That Will Never Return (New Pics)

And Aunt Clara was the sweetest aunt we would all love to have.

Garth • commented on 33 posts 1 year ago

30 "Cheat Codes" That Are Overlooked In Real Life Because Of How Few People Use Them

"If you can't say anything nice...come sit by me" - Steel Magnolias

30 "Cheat Codes" That Are Overlooked In Real Life Because Of How Few People Use Them

"My Give A Damn's Busted" - Jo Dee Messina country singer

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

If you can't say something nice...say nothing at all...

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

I was told I need to stop procrastinating.....I said just you wait...

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

HR is neither Human or a Resource

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

If it were in England I would look for Mrs Slocum and Miss Braums..."Mrs. Slocum..,are you free ? Yes... Captain Peacock"...(Are You Being Served - British TV Comedy Show)

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

"I am not an entertainer....I do not entertain!"

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

They are trimming it because the HOA next door said it was too tall...

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

She's a time traveler!

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

The first selfie that didn't end with someone falling off a cliff...

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

Say cheeeeeesssss......

30 Things That People Grew Up With And Now Realize Were Far From Normal

Middle child ...and same here.... birthdays were the worst....I turn 70 next year and I (single now) am going to treat myself to an exotic island getaway...I am thinking Tahiti/Bora Bora and buy me a nice Harley... something extravagant because all my friends are dead, my Fakebook friends would just put emojis on my page and my family would only send text messages. I have no one to throw me a party.

30 Things That People Grew Up With And Now Realize Were Far From Normal

" You is kind...You is smart...You is important.." - The Help

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

Let me tell you how to make jello...but first you need to know about my personal struggles with boiling water and my journey to achieve the proper heat...

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

I miss the days of junk being that stuff in your real mailbox...easy to dispose of.

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

Passing a civics test to graduate high school was done away with so we don't oppose what our government is doing to us.

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

I am in a POA...Property Owners Association. ..no crazy rules on houses....they just maintain common areas and we have our own water plant with a flat rate for unlimited water.

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

The most dangerous stupid button on Fakebook is the Share button.

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

I've always wondered why even batteries are sealed in plastic that require the jaws of life to open them with lots of plastic waste.

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

To quote a line from an old commercial...."if it's on the internet it must be true "

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

My phone kept calling me Shirley and telling me that it was the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.......then I realized it was on Airplane...Mode....🤣

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

It's not the question you should be afraid of... it's the answer.

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

I have many friends that work in low paying diners and bars...I always tip a bit extra so they can feed their kids or make rent....

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

Planet Italian Mother's Kitchen....so you want burnt garlic ?..go ahead... it's not like you care....young people always in a rush...never calling their mother...

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

Sporks... neither a spoon or a fork

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

Thank you for your post...please fill out a short survey on your experience posting here. To verify you are human, please click on all pictures of a duck.....🤣

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

Grammar good at you are....Yoda

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

(Job Counselor to ex-con).... Let's see if I can help you with your resume. It says you stole several cars.... we'll put down Vehicle Relocation Expert. Here it says you were arrested for robbery... I'll call it Financial Re-Investment Professional....and you also sold d***s.... Pharmacist sounds good....🤣

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

I always make my bed....it keeps my memory foam mattress from talking when I have guests over..🤣

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

I find so many lucky pennies on the ground these days..... they add up.

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Garth • upvoted 6 items 1 year ago

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Does anyone use firewire anymore? Does anyone even remember firewire?

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Smooooooke... on the server... and fire in the wires...

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Does anyone use firewire anymore? Does anyone even remember firewire?

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Smooooooke... on the server... and fire in the wires...

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

I worked in a computer service dept for years and this really isn't all that remarkable. Seen chips with craters where the silicon used to be, motherboards with holes blown in them by capacitors...

30 "Cheat Codes" That Are Overlooked In Real Life Because Of How Few People Use Them

Better to be silent and let people think you're a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

Rule of acquisition. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy over the love of you, It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for two!

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Garth • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Your Worst Birthday Ever (Closed)

Garth • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Tell Us About Your Worst Birthday Ever (Closed)

Garth • commented on a post 8 months ago

50 Lesser-Known Historical Pics That Remind Us About The Days That Will Never Return (New Pics)

And Aunt Clara was the sweetest aunt we would all love to have.

Garth • commented on 19 posts 1 year ago

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Rice Rice Baby

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

30 "Cheat Codes" That Are Overlooked In Real Life Because Of How Few People Use Them

"If you can't say anything nice...come sit by me" - Steel Magnolias

30 "Cheat Codes" That Are Overlooked In Real Life Because Of How Few People Use Them

"My Give A Damn's Busted" - Jo Dee Messina country singer

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

If you can't say something nice...say nothing at all...

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

I was told I need to stop procrastinating.....I said just you wait...

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

HR is neither Human or a Resource

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

If it were in England I would look for Mrs Slocum and Miss Braums..."Mrs. Slocum..,are you free ? Yes... Captain Peacock"...(Are You Being Served - British TV Comedy Show)

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

"I am not an entertainer....I do not entertain!"

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

They are trimming it because the HOA next door said it was too tall...

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

She's a time traveler!

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

The first selfie that didn't end with someone falling off a cliff...

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

Say cheeeeeesssss......

30 Things That People Grew Up With And Now Realize Were Far From Normal

" You is kind...You is smart...You is important.." - The Help

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

Let me tell you how to make jello...but first you need to know about my personal struggles with boiling water and my journey to achieve the proper heat...

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

I miss the days of junk being that stuff in your real mailbox...easy to dispose of.

Stupid People Managed To Ruin These 35 Once Genuinely Useful Things

Passing a civics test to graduate high school was done away with so we don't oppose what our government is doing to us.

Garth • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

I worked in a computer service dept for years and this really isn't all that remarkable. Seen chips with craters where the silicon used to be, motherboards with holes blown in them by capacitors...

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Smooooooke... on the server... and fire in the wires...

50 Tech Fails That Made Tech Support Facepalm (New Pics)

Does anyone use firewire anymore? Does anyone even remember firewire?

30 "Cheat Codes" That Are Overlooked In Real Life Because Of How Few People Use Them

Better to be silent and let people think you're a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

“Forget Your Bad Friends”: 50 Examples Of Adult Advice People Wish They’d Heard Earlier

Rule of acquisition. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.

50 Unforgettable Historical Photos That Tell Stories Beyond Words

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer, do. I'm half crazy over the love of you, It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle made for two!

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

That seems really weird. If you survived any cancer and are healthy, why would you need a special parking space? This seems more like PR and lip service to breast cancer awareness than it does practical or meaningful

“What’s A Common Rule That You Break Regularly Because You Fundamentally Disagree With It?” (45 Answers)

I just refuse to use Starbucks...

Contractor Confessions: 14 Home Improvement Tricks They Don't Want You To Know

Or use them to make a cat tree!

“Three Months And Counting Without Them Noticing”: 50 Times Adults Played Epic Pranks On Parents

So they dressed up as a twerkie? ;)

50 “Best Of All Time” Fails From People Who Live By The “Not My Job” Philosophy (New Pics)

Nah. It would have a digital clock taped over it. American students don't know how to use analog clocks.

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

It's ok but maybe stained glass panels

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

I want to see this whole thing filled with records.

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

Cool!

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

I like that you did not paint the whole thing! Looks classic!

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

Very nice

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

Fabulous. And the angularity goes well with the carpet

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

Fabulous!

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

Wow!

30 People Who Have Such Cool Furniture In Their House, They Make Their Guests Jealous

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