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BoredPanda • upvoted an item 1 year ago

This Belong Here

BoredPanda • upvoted 39 items 2 years ago

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

can i have more context on the username pls?!

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Sir Isaac.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

can i have more context on the username pls?!

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Sir Isaac.

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Sweet Jesus

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

He could have been an early mythbuster

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

He was so wrong. I have a greater mass than most men, but attract less women.

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

*Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go round…

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Big Bottomed Girls Make the World go Around.

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Yeah honestly.

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

Today my physics teacher called him jobless because he did a lot of science

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

I like them thicc af would honestly be easier to remember than the greater the mass, the greater the force of attraction.

This Online Page Explores “The Darker Side Of Science”, And Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts (New Pics)

It's all starting to make sense now.

50 of the Best Memes of All Time That Are Icons of Internet Culture

Welp, your decision...

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

um actually breathing is gay becuase you are inhaling peepee particles idunno seems pretty gay to me

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

It's 'despite'. Sorry.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

I'm guessing by the happiness in their post, they'll probably be more than happy to replace anything that's running low.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

Wow. Speaking of toxicity, I've found that people who describe themselves as "winning" do tend to have some toxic personality traits.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

I'm just a brick in the wall

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

That was super rude and uncalled for Kiwi. Now you're the one who's about to get reported. Grow up. And I have over twice the amount of points that you do - who's winning now? (See how stupid that sounds?)

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

I suspect that Bear is one of those "wiping is gay" kind of guys.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

If you do we'll need receipts! 😄

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

This is true! All that stuff is expensive and should be used sparingly and in a very specific order! That being said I have apparently "destroyed" my husband's razors more than one by using them to shave my legs. Goes both ways!

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

your right! good thing he wasn't EATING THEM... if you are talking about "absorbing them" through the hair and skin, then guess what.... YOU ARE STILL WRONG!..... {I'm assuming they are talking more about the "charcoal" but you wash that off as it's for Scrubbing, not letting set on your skin which would allow your body to "consume/absorb" them} Im not a woman but I use the stuff just as much {i got sensitive albino skin, so I use all the nice soaps and scrubs!}

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

The profile name

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

wtf is the rest of the username? im lowkey interested?

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

Dude, be kind and replace all that stuff you as a man have almost certainly mangled.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

I will use this with my PE students on April 1st.

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

And how much was your bail?

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

Well the censorship really improved this...

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

Then you just to do the same thing with the same story and see how long they’ll go on interrupting you

British Artist Shares Her Mental Health Struggles In 30 New Witty Comics

Chanel? No. Flanel.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Because transparency is a nice thing to provide for your family members - people you presumably love. To help them prepare in advance for a financial future quite different than occurs in similarly wealthy families. And to pass on your values by explaining the reason for your decision. I've been an estate executor. Probate court is no place to hold a surprise party. True, no one has to do give advance notice. But these are reasons why they might choose to.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Some advance notice to your loved ones might not be out of place.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Thank you! 😊

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Dang it, they're moving from post to post on this list. I'm running out of tissues.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Mrs. Wilson or Mr.? Do you have a first name by chance? Wilson is pretty common lol. I want to read and learn more about this but not sure who I'm looking for..haha I appreciate any info 🙂

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

@Michael - nah, bro. Make your own money instead of expecting an inheritance. Dogs do more good in the world than humans but without expecting anything in return except maybe a snoot boop.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

Read up on Mrs Wilson. That guy had 4-5 families and was a supposed spy and hack writer (the UK did a tv series, staring his granddaughter)

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

I was told that the labs are set to blow by booby trapping the light bulb: cops go in and switch on the light, blammo.

50 Times People Found Things They Shouldn’t Have While Clearing Dead People’s Things

The residue would scare me more.

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BoredPanda • upvoted an item 1 year ago

This Belong Here

BoredPanda • upvoted 19 items 2 years ago

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlUtu8oDhTU

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

I see your point.

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

https://youtube.com/shorts/0Iwo77crI2s?si=3AfYvIEKKW9y_DY-

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

Why was this so hard to read? Or is that the point, i'm not sure..

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

That was very specific but entirely accurate

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

I guess this is a Russian to English translation from a 90s software trying to impersonate Yoda, right?

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

As a gen z,I can assure u this makes no sense to me either.

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

Creep

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

Opinions are just that, opinions.

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

TURNS HAVE TABLED!!!!! 😠

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

"You may have turned the tables, but you still have to fit your legs underneath!"

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

Have the turns tabled?

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

will be one hell of a hickey the next morning

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

tabled have turns the

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

I guess the foot's on the other hand now!

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

This evolved into Yoda

50 Hilarious, Confusing And Unsettling Pics From “I Would Prefer Not To” (New Pics)

turns the tabled have

“If You Need It Explained, You Won't Understand”: 50 Posts From ‘Delusions Of Adequacy’ (New Pics)

If you do we'll need receipts! 😄

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