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Bye all • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favourite Thing About Life?

Bye all • commented on 37 posts 2 years ago

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

more downvotes what a surprise :(

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

it wont last

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

more downvotes what a surprise :(

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

it wont last

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

dont you ever just rub your balls and crevices and have a good sniff its heaven

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

I like to smell my fingers after words

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

i like the feeling of rubbing my d|ck on porcylean

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

mine dangles

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

would just make it tastier for m'lady

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

i guarantee he is t in there reading news

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

im the same im always hard

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

idiot who has time for that each day and they are absolutely water savers as the avridge person will be in 10 mins. you chump

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

a pity its deans hole and not a fine ladys hole id plunge right in

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

id go down and have a look

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

i bet the women are getting excited at seeing them!! imagine one of those up the f***y ;)

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40 People Who Were Ecstatic To Get Exactly What They Requested (New Pics)

I mean the original commenters name is donkey boi so..

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Books You Recommend Reading?

I don't normally kink shame but holy Jesus. Not right and not fantastic.

Bye all • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favourite Thing About Life?

Bye all • submitted 7 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Social Stigma does Society Need To Get Over?

Hola Pandas! What Are Your Top 3 Dream Jobs!

Hey Pandas, What Is Something Everybody Compliments You On?

Hey Pandas, Share A Character You Created With An Ai Generator (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That People Hate For No Good Reason?

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Books You Recommend Reading?

Hey Pandas, Post Some AI Art You Made (Closed)

Bye all • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

more downvotes what a surprise :(

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

it wont last

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

dont you ever just rub your balls and crevices and have a good sniff its heaven

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

I like to smell my fingers after words

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

i like the feeling of rubbing my d|ck on porcylean

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

mine dangles

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

would just make it tastier for m'lady

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

i guarantee he is t in there reading news

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

im the same im always hard

“What Is The Most Surprising Thing You Learned When You Started Living With A Man?”: 30 Women Share What Shocked Them

idiot who has time for that each day and they are absolutely water savers as the avridge person will be in 10 mins. you chump

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

a pity its deans hole and not a fine ladys hole id plunge right in

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

id go down and have a look

50 Frightening Pics That Make Us Want To Stay As Far Away From The Ocean As Possible (New Pics)

i bet the women are getting excited at seeing them!! imagine one of those up the f***y ;)

“That’s How Things Work”: 45 Times People Accidentally Explained Obvious Things

ive got adhd too owen

“That’s How Things Work”: 45 Times People Accidentally Explained Obvious Things

why am i a missogony ???

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

does to me

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

what's that flower you have on

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Books You Recommend Reading?

ive never been spannked but i kno id love it

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

cleevage

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

itll be chyneese

Bye all • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

oooooooooh now we are talking sir! yes siree! ive known a couple of gushers in my time if you know what I mean wink

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

coincidence that is it Dildo shaped?

40 People Who Were Ecstatic To Get Exactly What They Requested (New Pics)

I mean the original commenters name is donkey boi so..

Food, Funny

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Books You Recommend Reading?

I don't normally kink shame but holy Jesus. Not right and not fantastic.

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

So you don't go by any pronouns at all? I fail to see the logic here Linda

40 People Who Spotted The 'Most Offensive Foods' And Just Had To Share

Cool story bro

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Books You Recommend Reading?

What the heck did I just read

“That’s How Things Work”: 45 Times People Accidentally Explained Obvious Things

I'd rather drown than be rescued by anyone other than Tiffany, got it?

“That’s How Things Work”: 45 Times People Accidentally Explained Obvious Things

I remember her from 90 day fiancee and that guy who took her to the gym on their first date and said he was 55 percent attracted to her. https://youtu.be/dym4IF0z3sY

Help Me I’m Drowning

“That’s How Things Work”: 45 Times People Accidentally Explained Obvious Things

Well she definitely looks buoyant

Yes, Doing Things Have Consequences

“That’s How Things Work”: 45 Times People Accidentally Explained Obvious Things

Why would this ugly fat moron chest in the first place? It seems to me like she's not going get many chances to wrangle in that rodeo....

29 Answers To The Question “What’s A Women’s Thing Men Should Absolutely Start Doing?”

Dexter proudly does not wash his hands. Dexter is gross. Don't be a Dexter. P.S. men have to touch their bits, women use tissue as a barrier. Bonus points to the men (and women) who wash before (and after!) going to the bathroom

29 Answers To The Question “What’s A Women’s Thing Men Should Absolutely Start Doing?”

Do women know that men don't actually need to touch their tool or the surrounding area when pointing Percy at the porcelain? I do wash my hands, mainly because I have touched door handles etc.

29 Answers To The Question “What’s A Women’s Thing Men Should Absolutely Start Doing?”

I wash my junk in the morning, and then I'm good for the rest of the day. Much more efficient that way. Instead, I suggest washing your hands BEFORE you pee. Be courteous to your partner, should they be feeling generous later.

29 Answers To The Question “What’s A Women’s Thing Men Should Absolutely Start Doing?”

My junk touched the bowl, and my balls swim then, ok ? Sayyyy…….how about a bj ? Get it now, ladies ?

29 Answers To The Question “What’s A Women’s Thing Men Should Absolutely Start Doing?”

Yes.

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck While Dumpster Diving (New Pics)

An incredibly welcome change from the annoying banana for scale! I feel like I am the only one who is annoyed by that meme. Take a million upvotes for your solidarity Minath!

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