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martymcmatrix

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martymcmatrix • commented on 10 posts 11 hours ago

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 7 items 14 hours ago

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

And now you know why.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

And now you know why.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

He was in »Queen of the D****d«...🧛🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I have to have dark mode because my brightness control no longer works after a Microsoft update in December. It's driving me insane!

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He saved the child but they still put him down.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Queen of the D****d and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. He was a popular pick in the late 90s to eventually become a star but it didn't work out.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Exactly!

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Never heard of him

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

BP should have dark mode for non-premium users.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Never heard of him

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

BP should have dark mode for non-premium users.

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Then we'll have gland oil banks where working poor people will sell regular pints of oil, instead of plasma

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martymcmatrix • upvoted 11 items 2 days ago

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I also thought well maybe it’s like them crying and say “yea okay you enjoy that corner. I’ll be here where you’re ready to love Me” then the card check is them realizing they spend all their money on a cat who’d rather stare at the corner? Lol I really have no idea

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I think it was the finger point and tears that threw me lol I still can’t figure it out honestly

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I think it was the finger point and tears that threw me lol I still can’t figure it out honestly

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I’ve heard if they press their head against the wall or something like that it could indicated brain tumors. I think that’s what I remember it saying anyway. Because they can cause headaches and cats will push their head against the wall when they have a headache. So you may be onto something there but who knows lol

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I was thinking maybe they thought cat was bored and wanted to buy a toy, but then checked their account and saw they were basically broke. lol so no toy for kitty. Maybe. I’m not sure either 🤷🏼‍♀️

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

There's that moment in Fahrenheit 451 where the thoughtless Linda. looking at the TV, is called out "Linda, blah, blah, blah", and this was back in the 60's.

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Maybe it's that the person is laughing at the "stupid" cat for sitting and staring at the wall, but then he checks his bank account and it's really low, so it's kind of a "who's the dumb one now?" thing? Maybe? I'm not sure XD

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

same

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I don’t get this one either lol maybe I’m thinking about them too much

These Clever “Yes But” Comics By Anton Gudim Turn Everyday Logic Into Brilliant Surreal Humor (27 New Pics)

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martymcmatrix • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

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“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Maybe it shows the new balance after the vet? 'Cause I read somewhere that a cat might be sick if it does this corner thing...🤷🏽......finally, I think a valid caption for both is something like »whatcha lookin' at?«...🙋🏽

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

🙋🏽

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Eww, I got goose bumps just looking at this...🙈

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Yeah, but the ones on the right are not self-chosen ones...🙋🏽

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

There are gondolas that are large enough for treadmills, so people can exercise during their ride...🏃🏽💨

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I even bought some of these pink soap bars...🧼...nevertheless, Fight Club remains #2 on my list (#1 is 2001: A Space Odyssey)...🙋🏽

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I am slippery when wet! ⚠️

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Had to think of »Twelve Monkeys« where Cole thinks an advertisement is especially for him...🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

You in particular, my beloved Rome, BUT that's probably inevitable in all big cities anyway...🤷🏽

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martymcmatrix • submitted a new post 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

martymcmatrix • submitted 2 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, Which Song Brings You Tears Of Joy Or Sadness? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 8 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, If A Mosquito Sucks The Blood Of A Vampire, Will It Become A Vampire?

Hey Pandas, What's One Joke That Got Over Your Head As A Kid But You Understand It Now?

Hey Pandas, What's A Movie Worth Watching But Difficult To See More Than Once? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Which 3 Emojis Did You Use Last?

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite (Joking) Conspiracy Theory? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • submitted 12 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post Your Last Three Emojis And (We) Create A Personality Profile.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Most Terrifying Dream Or Nightmare? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Good Songs To Listen To?

Hey Pandas, Which Life Hack Of A Special Kind Shouldn't Be Missing In The "Beyond Bear Grylls" Hall Of Fame? (Closed)

martymcmatrix • commented on 10 posts 11 hours ago

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

Do you want to marry me??? 🤷🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

The people in charge will b🔞rn in h🔞ll for this...🙋🏽

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He did, but sadly not the drinking...🤔

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He literally said: »Nach meiner Kenntnis ist das sofort, unverzüglich.« (To my knowledge, that means immediately, without delay.).....the original note is on display in a museum...🙋🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

I can't fall asleep because of the tiny helicopters (harvicopters)...🦟

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

😅

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

He was in »Queen of the D****d«...🧛🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Clear the cache of Microsoft Edge and your device health settings / adaptive brightness...it should fix your issues...🙋🏽

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

If you are visiting BP via a web browser, you can force the dark mode or bypass BP's paid dark mode via your browser's settings (look for design, display, appearance, themes)...🙋🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

103 Endearingly Derpy Animals That Can Brighten Even The Worst Day (New Pics)

🙋🏽

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Eww, I got goose bumps just looking at this...🙈

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Yeah, but the ones on the right are not self-chosen ones...🙋🏽

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

There are gondolas that are large enough for treadmills, so people can exercise during their ride...🏃🏽💨

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I even bought some of these pink soap bars...🧼...nevertheless, Fight Club remains #2 on my list (#1 is 2001: A Space Odyssey)...🙋🏽

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

I am slippery when wet! ⚠️

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

Had to think of »Twelve Monkeys« where Cole thinks an advertisement is especially for him...🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

“Yes, But”: 26 Of Society's Paradoxes Illustrated By Anton Gudim (New Pics)

You in particular, my beloved Rome, BUT that's probably inevitable in all big cities anyway...🤷🏽

martymcmatrix • commented on a post 4 days ago

115 Silly Cats Who Are Just Out There Living Their Lives

🤷🏽

martymcmatrix • upvoted 17 items 13 hours ago

50 Memes That Range From Wild To "What Did I Just Read?"

Then we'll have gland oil banks where working poor people will sell regular pints of oil, instead of plasma

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

The beginning of the end

29 People Share Notorious Photos That Changed The Future Of Their Country

He saved the child but they still put him down.

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

No words to describe the significance of this day

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

It's one of two in our recent history. 1st contender is Yeltsin. "I quit" speech on 31 dec. 1999. Era of Putin began that night.

Notorious-Photo-Changed-Future-Country

This is Günter Schabowski during a press conference in which he announced new travel laws for the GDR. Because he assumed that these laws would take effect immediately and without delay, people stormed to the border towards West Germany which ultimately lead to the destruction of the Berlin Wall and later German reunification.

Funny-Random-No-Context-Memes

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Exactly!

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Queen of the D****d and the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. He was a popular pick in the late 90s to eventually become a star but it didn't work out.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

And now you know why.

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

He was in »Queen of the D****d«...🧛🏽

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

D a m n e d

30 Actors Who Walked Away From Fame And Never Got It Back

Never heard of him

Actors-Too-Big-Left-Franchise

Stuart Townsend was originally cast as Aragorn in LOTR. He didn't want to play nice with the cast and refused to learn how to ride horses and train with sword, etc. They fired him and replaced him with Viggo Mortensen, and the rest is history.