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Homophones are words that sound the same but have different meanings, homographs look the same, and homonyms are everything that confuse the heck out of us and befuddle our brains in various linguistic ways. And there’s hardly anyone who knows them better than Bruce Worden, the founder of the ‘Homophones, Weakly’ project. It even has a homophone of ‘weekly’ in the name to gently poke fun at itself, too. It’s brilliant!

Bruce aims to provide a visual exploration, a philological adventure if you will, into the realm of homophones (and recently homographs) with minimalistic black and white illustrations.

You’ll find his best newest drawings below, dear Pandas. So put on your ‘I love English’ caps, scroll down, and upvote your favorite pictures. Want some more for dessert (or is that desert? [Wink wink, nudge nudge])? You’ll find Bored Panda’s first article about ‘Homophones, Weakly’ right over here.

More info: Facebook | HomophonesWeakly.Blogspot.com | Amazon

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Why?
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The right could use a Banned Aid.

Becky Roberts
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not called a band air everywhere though, it’s about the words not the names of products

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Clay Woodham
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what song got them banned?

Queen Mab
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't you just love English.

Dakota Cagle
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hehehehehehehe i have been banned

Christine Richards-Tungrich
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the Band was Banned from ever playing there again?

Elizabeth Harmon
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They need to add band- something that secures something else: like a head band

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    l am freash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the king said get the f**k out of here

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a window to the situation on the right and it becomes defenestrated. Why is english so mean *shakes fist*

    Jane Smelt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In NZ these words would sound differently. Kiwis add another syllable at the end of the verb, i.e. throwun

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so bored at the board meeting I bored a hole in the board of wood by my feet

    Andrew Gibb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Work is so boring that my glass eye goes to sleep

    Emo Sloth
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those two things go together

    Maurettis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    95% of these exist only to satisfy manager's existence

    Samtheperson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an accurate description of life

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    Words that sound or look the same can have vastly different meanings and that’s one of the reasons to love the English language that, after all, is peppered with homophones left, right, and center. You have to learn to love homophones—there really is no alternative! However, it would be naive to assume that it’s only English who has these. Polyglots will know what I mean immediately.

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    There’s a personal reason why I love homophones, too. They’re a major part of what makes dad jokes and puns work well. And considering how much I love those, well, Bruce’s gentle humor and wordplay are right up my alley. Words are wonderful things and Worden’s stealing my heart one quip at a time.

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    Henry Cheves
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a catastrophic honeymoon...

    l am freash
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the looks of it this is relationship not going to work out

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really the same pronunciation though...

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sounds the same when I say them. Is that because I'm English?

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    James Dean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have done 'I'll' first, when the guy is asking if she will marry him. It's 'I do' in the service. Not too late to redo it bro!

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    4 years ago

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    When people spell aisle without the a, I want to punch them.

    Dill
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly violent reaction considering some of them might be dyslexic or not have English as their first language.

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special effects are visual, that's my way to remember the difference

    ToxiCity
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effect is a noun. Affect is a verb. that's my way to remember

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rely on autocorrect the most for this one. I know one is a verb and one is noun but honestly half the time I'm relying on the reader not knowing the difference either!

    whiles34
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Affect" is the verb, "effect" is the noun. Except in psychology where something can effect an affect. I love English.

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm generally into language, but I still avoid using affect and effect like the plague! I always second guess myself that it's one if those times where they aren't following their verb/noun 'rules'

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    Joshua Seaman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when it's a noun. And effect can also be both noun or verb.

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    A.M. Pierre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mnemonic to remember which one was the noun was that "cause and effect" are the nouns, and you could write them back to back because cause ends with "e" and effect begins with "e", like "causeffect". Hey, I never said it was a simple mnemonic, just one that works for my odd little brain.

    Yvette Desmarais
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use A is for Action. Affect is the action or verb.

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is more confusing. i still know the difference but the difference sometimes is subtle.

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're so Vain, i bet you think this comment is about you.

    CATMONSTER2018
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    :| My mind went to dark places when I looked at "Vane"

    mr. cheeto chester
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    z,jrdgfzjhdbvz,sdhbczSdhvbzae,hedbgv>Aredva,herdsvbHDGV>CHSDvfzjdvhbzjdbvzh,fsvf NDKJBV>JBFdv>KVHGBV>DUGWEGSDvc<HSdvbjhfva,jdbvadjfhvlafhvapdvha;iuedvfahdfcjasgdhcahsdcafsdcaisdgcuasjdhcfvajghdcfshgcfakdgaksdjgfakdfagyidukasgfskd NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I tried in vain" has a very different meaning to "I tried in vein" ;-)

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    ‘Homophones, Weakly’ has been an ongoing project since 2011. However, Bruce has revealed on his website even though he consistently posted updates right up to 2016, now you can expect only occasional ones. We’re hoping that this ‘occasionally’ turns into ‘weakly/weekly’ once again and with force. Bruce currently has 15k followers on Facebook and we believe he deserves many more.

    In fact, there are rumblings that Bruce is back with a vengeance (perhaps a bit like Dr. Bruce Banner’s Hulk? We’ll see). Recently, he’s been focusing more and more on exploring the realm of homographs. These are words that are spelled the same but have different meanings and pronunciations.

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    Mere Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like this to be posted everywhere!

    Laura Allan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to comfort a grammar nazi. Tap them on the back as you say "there, they're, their"

    Karen Evans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "your", "yore", and "you're". The last is pronounced the same - depending on where you're from.

    Oliver L
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't already know the difference I don't think you'd get this one...

    Sanaya Kiran Duva
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their bike is right there. They're riding it now!

    Daria Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize there was a problem here until recently. I thought they were all just trying (and failing) to be funny :D

    Ian Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think their is a problem with this, most people know there stuff.

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    Schrodinger's Cat
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    4 years ago

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    Finally- My BIGGEST pet peeve is when people confuse the your's and Their's.

    Lola
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    4 years ago

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    I hate it when adults get this wrong.

    Ren Karlej
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone has access to a good education.

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    MiriPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget about 'dessert'

    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man on the right is running to get some dessert.

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    HufflePuffleGothleGay
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    i now have hamilton stuck in my head Everyone attack Retreat Attack Retreat What are you doing, Lee? Get back on your feet But there's so many of them I'm sorry, is this not your speed? Hamilton Ready, sir Have Lafayette take the lead Yes, sir

    Bakugou
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, sir A thousand soldiers die in a hundred-degree heat As we snatch a stalemate from the jaws of defeat Charles Lee was left behind without a pot to piss in He started saying this to anybody who would listen Washington cannot be left alone to his devices Indecisive from crisis to crisis The best thing he can do for the revolution Is turn 'n go back to planting tobacco in Mount Vernon Ooh! Don't do a thing, history will prove him wrong But, sir We have a war to fight, let's move along Strong words from Lee, someone oughta hold him to it I can't disobey direct orders Then I'll do it Alexander, you're the closest friend I've got Laurens, do not throw away your shot... boom *mic drop*

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    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dessert would be 2 s' because you want seconds!

    Mikael Högfors
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the "Desert Storm" in Afghanistan?

    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you desert me in the desert, you'll get no dessert!

    Richard Nilsson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not go the extra mile and bring upp dessert while ya'll are at it?

    Curry on...
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you have to think twice when spelling dessert.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think, "I'd rather have two deSSerts than one deSert."

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    Kyle D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that this post is in sync with the rest of them.

    lailyfnoor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes..and the NSYNC would be like ... Baby buy by bye!!

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    Laura Allan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else sing this one 🤣 NSYNC

    Sanaya Kiran Duva
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I buy this book? Which one? It's by some guy I apparently met. Ok, thanks. Here's the 20 dollars. Bye! Have a good day!

    Samtheperson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this propaganda by Bruce worden ?

    Sloopi
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    4 years ago

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    Which moron confuses these words?

    Lucas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non English speakers learning the language, people with dyslexia or various other learning disabilities...

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    Let’s geek out for a second here. Homophones that are spelled the same are called homographs; if they’re spelled differently, they’re heterographs. Depending on what linguistic specialist you talk to, they might tell you that homonyms are homophones or homographs or both.

    Others, however, would say that you can only call a word a homonym if they’re both a homophone and a homograph (that is to say they’re spelled and pronounced identically, but have different meanings). Confused? Don’t be—just enjoy the wordplay and the pretty pictures. Don’t let the technical details spoil your fun. They’re just here for major geeks like me.

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    tmw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is the same deer, it was a tranq gun?

    all bi myself...
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait why are they going to shoot the reindeer in the b u t t h o l e

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christmas will not be the same if you get this one wrong. ;-)

    mr. cheeto chester
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rudolf the no lifed reindeer had a very short life

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    Aeon Flux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love the Kaepernick icon $

    Bill
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    Gotta do something to keep the celebrity going when your stats can't. He hasn't played at the same caliber since that knee injury.

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    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have had an icon of Chinese "dissenters" being hauled off to the gulags.

    That_WeirdBunBun!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dissent should have been Ruth Bader Ginsburg! R.I.P. She was a wonderful woman.

    blugeagua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decent and descent are not pronounced the same

    JESSE REED
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are all pronounced differently

    Samtheperson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don’t get it the right guy is Colin kapernick who was kicked out of the nfl for kneeling during the national anthem for protesting for the BLM project.

    Annabelle Tatman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was enjoying this until you decided to get political and WOKE. Maybe you should do WOKE and WOKE....

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    4 years ago

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    Kapernick? That's not how you spell disrespectful. Kneel down on your first offensive play, not during my Anthem.

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    Draco Malfoy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, my brain knows it's a sewer... but my heart thinks that's an oreo haha

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oreos aren't that bad

    Linda van der Pal
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should have been a picture of a person with seeds too! (Sower)

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    4 years ago

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    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the UK there's a TV programme called 'Sewermen' about those who work in underground drains, but seeing just that word, I keep thinking it's male needleworkers. I had never seen the word sewist that someone mentions here.

    amaryllis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many handcraft people now use the word sewist.

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    Where were we? Right, so Bruce has been getting to grips with homographs and, we have to say, they’re a lot of fun. He started focusing on them in March and he said that he’d been keeping a list of them as long as he’s had his list of homophones. He finally decided to start illustrating some of them after taking a well-deserved rest when he finished up his book publishing details.

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 1 d in advertisement people

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone get confused by this? Surely it's easy enough to think AD is short for advert or advertisement, but I suppose some people don't think at all.

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    John Louis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not actually pronounced the same.

    Just JoLynn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who tried to secede did not succeed.

    Li Ha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SuckSeed SeeSeed UK or SuhSeed US

    Anna D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned English at school and uni, I know it pretty well, I know how to read really hard words. But I just can't help reading the second word as "se-ke-de" in my mind.

    Annabelle Tatman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your politics else where - these words don't even fit the category!

    Dakota Cagle
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    LOLOLOLLOOLOLOLOLOL IDC wich one one i just say #MERICA and #YEEYEE

    Michał Jastrzębski
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    4 years ago

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    joe "i sniff female hair" biden :V

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i understand this correctly, the present for firing an arrow at someone's bottom is a boat ?

    Bryn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the item bow and when you bow down are pronounced different.

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    A year and a half ago, back in August 2019, Bruce published a book called ‘Homophones Visualized’ where he featured a hundred pairs or groups of words for all of us language-lovers to enjoy. “From beat and beet to flee and flea, baron and barren to golf and gulf, each spread contains a pair or group of homophones and corresponding illustrations that provide context for each word.”

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    A.M. Pierre
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was teaching English as a second language and had to explain this little play on words: "If I bought a newt I would name him 'Tiny' because he'd be 'my newt.'" There were a lot of "wait, so how do I know when it's MIN-it and when it's my-NOOT?" and sadly "you just know" isn't actually an answer.

    chi-wei shen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your students to look at the context.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "minute" means to write down notes of a meeting - presumably derived from minute by minute happenings

    BookCrazyTeen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but I’m cracking up at ‘my-NOOT’ pls tell me I’m not the only one who gets the my reference

    Anders Mellon Skov Hermansen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not even trying at this point. They sound nothing alike :P

    Why?
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is a second a minute minute?

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    Sheep
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't cry because you tore your paper! We can get you a new one!

    Richard Henderson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never pronounced these words differently.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten items or fewer..... I'm in awe of everyone that learns English as a second language.

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it can be measured as a number it's "fewer" otherwise it's "less". You don't have "fewer sugar" in your coffee, but it could be "fewer sugar cubes" in your coffee

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    Fus
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    It is "Less then" NOT "lessen"

    Ian Milne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing you’re joking? But it would be than, not then.

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    Deep One
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always pronounced it "less than".

    Fara Giganti
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only my school would do that so we'd have more ime o actually work

    Li Ha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Left number is less than right number. lessen ?

    Li Ha
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less Than not lessen. Left number is less than right number.

    The Redhead
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong but I always thought "lessen" is actually less than. The way it was taught to me in the 2nd grade was (31 years ago) was the sign was an alligator and would go to eat the larger number. I never forgot that.

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    This hasn’t been Bruce’s only foray into the world of publishing, however. With a surname like ‘Worden,’ can you really resist the siren call of literature for long? Bruce is an award-winning author and illustrator. He’s a big fan of science, rock & roll, and children’s education.

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    Trevor Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guy *rents a boat* the rental hours (1) guy *ok* sails in a huge lake 15 min there 15 min back *I can stay for 10 mins him on the way back *rental service over* ship *sinks* guy aw shi-

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a snail you'll be so slow, you'll get to the sale too late, so you won't be able to buy the sail.

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    HufflePuffleGothleGay
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    Lola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! This!!!

    Karen Evans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This irritates me most when I get a text from a GROWN person who should know better.

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    Michał Jastrzębski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically, that's a flag of Polish navy. National flag is the one without the emblem.

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard to replicate in black and white though. We should be able to let them have this one.

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    Trevor Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can remove the polish (left) with chemicals but you CANNAE remove the polish (right) with chemicals

    GlassHalfWay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was very young, my dad and I were at a car show. I was going to help him out by buying car "polish", but then I got handed a "polish" sausage in a bun. Learned that quickly! Oops, he laughed, he ate it.

    Phil Boswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this in Readers Digest yonks ago, this was said to be the only word in English that you can't tell how to pronounce without context when it's got an initial capital like this: usually if there's an initial capital that provides enough context. I'd love to know if there's actually another word like this.

    Sneeze
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg we were playing pictionary last night and my brother thought it was the nationality...

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    He first got published in 2011 and his picture book ‘Goodnight Keith Moon’ became a surprise hit. Since then, he’s won the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo’s SPACE Prize in 2016 for his ‘Woodstalk’ zombies series.

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    Batwench
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pronounce both of these words very differently so this s one I don’t really get. User error on my part.

    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pronounce them the same. I daresay it varies from place to plaice (sorry for the fish pun i couldnt resist!)

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are pronounced differently - /klɪk/ versus /kliːk/

    GlassHalfWay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cliché (cleeshay)- lacks originality. Cliche (click) - snotty group of girls/guys. Click (click) - a sound

    Anxiety
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pronounce them differently, you have cli-ck that you have clee-ck

    Jane Smelt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pronounced differently if you are British.

    Nudge
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, they're pronounced the same.

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aren't in British English, hence why I took the time to copy the pronunciation from a dictionary. Clique will be derived from French and it is pronounced as in French.

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    Becky Moore
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the picture for diffuse *runs away*

    MistyCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sees diffuse pic* *trypophobia intensifies*

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    Lola
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if I can buy posters of these. They are amazing.

    Kittycow
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chewbacca looks like a walking carpet

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    HufflePuffleGothleGay
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass Bass, bass, bass (bass)

    Fus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically enough, that song was recorded in treble

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    surprised pikachu
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, so Meghan Trainor wasn't singing about how much she likes fishing?

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    Mere Cat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "These are aural drops. Not to be taken orally"

    lara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, literally instructions on a prescription: Suppositories NOT to be taken orally.

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    Trevor Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I gave you back now gimme oral *um ok* puts d**k in ear *wait wtf*

    Mary Peace
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was at school, I hadn't learnt this, and got confused about French oral and aural exams.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are pronouced differently on the West Coast of the U.S. AH-rel and OH-ral

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    Paul Budhram
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what about just "red" or is it just no color?

    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both "red" and "reed" are words as well - which reminds me of the joke "what's black and white and red all over?" - answer appears in both the pictures above.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget lead (me around) vs. lead (metal or pencils)

    Abbyboudreaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time in 3rd grade, our teacher wrote a little paragraph on the board with a few grammatical errors in it and we were supposed to identify and correct them. Well I raised my hand to say that it had the wrong ‘read’ because the passage was past tense but they used the present tense of the word, lol. Everyone laughed at me. Good times.

    Mowgli808
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or reed, the grass or instrument?

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or using a mop on the floor?

    Colin Mochrie At Its Finest
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be mopped. Would have been useful here, too, but it is not a homophone.

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    Aleksei
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the first one

    Draco Malfoy
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mope, or moped, is to be or to have been in a depressive or gloomy state definition: a person given to prolonged spells of low spirits.

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    Jennifer Westerside
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This spelt wrong, the one the right is axis

    MistyCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. two axes. x-axis and y-axis. r/woooosh

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    Mowgli808
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL the plural of axis is axes.

    BiLal Asif
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pathetic exes should be axed using axes

    willi santiago
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    4 years ago

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    Mind blown. Faith in humanity lost. Axis. Unbelievable

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    Bruce lives in Ann Arbor in Michigan together with his wife and son (and bike, according to his writer’s bio; can’t forget the bike). And we're hoping that he'll be showing us the playful side of English and pairing it with his wonderful illustrations for many years to come. Which of his illustrations and word pairs/groups did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Let us know in the comment section below.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phonetics are really useful for this one. Totally missed it!

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    Trevor Williams
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we wanna keep up business we need more moor

    MalP
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example "the Scottish Moore" as in landscape

    Jessica Cifelli
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to wine more is always better

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    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't eat 2 whole oranges without chewing them, you'll die and turn into a skeleton

    Laetitia Astolfi
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ileum is part of the small intestine, ilium is part of the hip bone

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    Amelia Earhart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, I still don't know what either word means! Sorry Bruce... although I think the rest are a brilliant expose on our devious language.

    @science_visuals
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ileum is part of the intestines, and the ilium (or iliac crest) is the top of your pelvis! It's a good one for med students or medical illustrators :D

    Kaisa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explanations would be nice.

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    Robert T
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either "dove" or "dived" is correct - I think dove will be the older usage - https://www.dictionary.com/browse/dived?s=t

    Dilly Millandry
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shelli Aderman is correct with that you can say 'dove to the bottom'.

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    Aisha Moore
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're only missing "well, wail whale!" My absolute favorite phrase!!

    Veronique Murphie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slay can also relate to fashion. That one is new

    Doggo
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    there are many downvote comments so have this image arctic-fox...eb016f.jpg arctic-fox-6039230eb016f.jpg

    Carrie Laughs
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you worried about downvoted comments?

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