Wills
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Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
Wife: "I’m pregnant." Husband: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad." Wife: "No, you’re not."Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.Show All 10 Upvotes
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Wills • commented on 2 posts 5 months ago
Wills • upvoted 10 items 5 months ago
Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?” Dad: “Call me George.”Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
Wife: "I’m pregnant." Husband: "Hi pregnant, I’m dad." Wife: "No, you’re not."Best-Dark-Humor-Jokes
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, If I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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