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David Daneman has a lot to say with his comic series The DaneMen, but it turns out that silence is his strongest storytelling technique.

What is a 'silent comic,' you might ask? Usually, comic strips are defined by their text boxes and thought bubbles which allow you to 'hear' the drawn characters' thoughts and words. The DaneMen, however, gets ideas across with visuals alone. Daneman follows a unique process - he photographs himself, traces the image using a photo editor, and turns the resultant drawing into a cartoon.

It might all sound like a pretty complicated way to make a simple comic, but when you see the lifelike facial expressions Daneman's sketch-self exhibits, you'll wonder why you ever settled for stick figures. The Montreal-based illustrator may be a jack-of-all-trades of sorts, previously studying film at the University of Kansas, graphic design at Vancouver Community College, and teaching English in South Korea, but comics are clearly his true passion. Experience The DaneMen for yourself below!

More info: David Daneman, Facebook, Twitter, Webtoon, Patreon

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Ricky Couture
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What are the odds...The number on the bathroom wall goes to his long-lost twin.

Joshua Insole
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that his clone giving him a push? I want to know what happened between the 5th and 6th panels.

N G
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was looking for a swinger

Wes Nishi
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jenny always gives a good time! 867-5309!

cyberbird
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

867-5309, seems the name of a song from the band Chicago, I believe.

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    Luna Kittenwarrior
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it... I must be an innocent little snowflake girl

    Emiwolfplayz
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 6th panel there os a men who wanta probably suocide. The sign say just do it. So at the last panel he tries to cover the sign.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This somehow reminds me of this classic. Nike's slogan surely has potential for evil... index-5980...eb46e3.jpg index-5980805eb46e3.jpg

    M. M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is with people always down voting your comments?!

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    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are going to do it go all the way - Bukowski. . . . . And it will be the best thing you ever do.

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    William Wenzel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best part of being retired is I rarely use the alarm!

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done that. You should also mention that there is a correlation between the time you finally fall asleep and the importance of the duties on the next day.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we had a device that would remove comments with hatred, conspiratory talk, and swear words, 20% of the posts on Bored Panda were gone, 50% of the posts from most social media, and 99.9% of the comments below Youtube videos.

    jetmastergames
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, You only really need to get rid of extremist and scammers, so let's bump it up to 40% of bored panda comments

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    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it should read "Welcome to the Yahoo Comments"

    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so many c**p in any comment section... like all those here who's not mine :-p

    Marzo Florida
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesss! People choose to get offended it in the comment section instead of respecting opinions. Sometimes it's better not to comment at all. Kudos to those who choose not to downplay someone else's stand point or who simply don't say anything 😊

    M. M
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only downvote something if it is truly hateful ... if I can see where they are coming from, then I just ignore it. But I swear if something have like 5 down votes, people will just keep down voting it because others did -- people on here don't think for themselves!

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    SuicidalSylveon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! I forgot my suit when I viewed the comments on this!

    Dimon Molchanov
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing that have extra protection from the toxic environment.

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    Shauday Smith
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like his commitment to the vacation.

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arrogance of having the wherewithal.

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Course Northwest. Only 3000 kms and you will safely arrive on the Big Island of Hawaii! Or East/NorthEast, and after 1500 kms you will be at the Galapagos islands. Could be worse!

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if only it is so easy ;P

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    Dimon Molchanov
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like hours are not the only things “fixed”

    Andrei Dima
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true for most Promising job ads

    RespectThePaiva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great metaphor for precarious labor.

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking Mexican adds social commentary.

    June Pixeld
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny! And there are many jobs kinda like that.

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    Stille20
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that every character in his comics is him, especially in this one. I think it plays better. Less "what's wrong with you", more "what's wrong with us"

    jetmastergames
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on Line Webtoons and also happen to be subscribed to this comic, a lot of the better ones aren't posted here

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    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this art piece "hobo needs help"

    coffee zombie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't this how alot of people are 'helping' these days? Alot of NGOs had to be deregistered in my country some months ago because people were using stories and images of people who need help to make money.

    T. Todd Hennig
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many frames in this one. Could have been more effective with fewer cells.

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    You got help!

    Jonathan Eatsalot
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    8 years ago

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    Bummer? It's called capitalism. Look it up.

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    Aahzmandus Pervect
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always had this problem when studying.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was definitely me! After every sentence "oh this is a good point. Oh this is a good point too" lol

    Barb Fraser
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a library book he's messing with?

    Intensive Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me, trying to figure out what's important for the exam

    Isabel Tamayo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I was never like this? Maybe I didn't study that hard.

    Bethany
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never was good at citing stuff

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you annotate in a journal on the side.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably the best comic in all the series. If a five-digit number is not extreme enough for you, add smoking, consequences of pollution, self-chosen malnutrition, lack of exercise etc.

    Cees Timmerman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the lack of choice that gets people. Toddlers can be avoided better than terrorists.

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    Cees Timmerman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lightning bolts prefer to target tall and conductive structures rather than innocent people.

    Mark Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. Look at that night clubvand Christmas party shooting plus the foiled plots.

    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    falling of a bed is the second largest reason people die in america then we need to sleep closer to the floor

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    cyberbird
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cut will leave a frightening scar.

    Michał Jastrzębski
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bah, that scar would not be the worst one you could get from a surgery tbh ;)

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am almost sure something similar has happened. At least you find selfies from not-yet-finished c-sections on the Internet.

    endelbendel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A medical phantasy shared by most.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So dark...I love it!

    Isabel Tamayo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The selfie generation. Everything has to be posted on social media.

    Luna Kittenwarrior
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the one with the selfie profile picture. 😒😒😒

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    LizzyM
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like his Snap filter in the last pic

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OH C**P I NEED TO POST THIS!!!" *posts it and gets one like.* "VICTORY"

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    Marie-Eve Barette
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My whole life, I've always thought that the most embarassing way to die had to be by drowning in manure (which almost happened to me when I worked on a farm, in 1999, mind you). Or because a sex toy has exploded inside of you (this won't happen to me, mark my words). But lately, I've changed my mind, and death by selfie has to take the palm. The double face palm...

    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time i see a cliff like this, my inner child screams: "Ingonyama nengw' enamabala!" (Yes i had to google the correct spelling of this.)

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear the "phiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu – booooom" from Road Runner now.

    Susan Forbes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A selfie stick would have saved him

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk why this isn't at the very top, this is hilarious!

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    Wulfur
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The peregrine falcon isn't really the fastest. It can achieve speeds of 240 mph I think, but that's only because it dives straight down from really frickin' high up. The real fastest is some other bird that I forgot. No internet search was used in the making of this comment.

    RespectThePaiva
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why shouldn't diving count? Don't other birds dive as well? That's like saying that the Formula 1 cars aren't among the fastest cards in the world because they have special tires, engines and whatnot, achieving only the top speed on special lanes. Of course, if you want to achieve top speed, special circumstances are necessary. And the peregrine is, in fact, the fastest fastest being on Earth. When he's diving, he's still flying, but making the most of his environment. He's reducing friction as much as possible, like cars do with the tires, or cheetahs, barely touching the soil with its feet to reach top speed.

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    Juana
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg his Wikipedia article is hilarious! It likes Nickelback and wears a fedora. Lol!

    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that is where they get their answers from

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muahuahuahuahua :D

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The peregrine falcon (Falco peregrinus), also known as the peregrine,[2] and historically as the duck hawk in North America,[3] is a widespread bird of prey (raptor) in the family Falconidae. A large, crow-sized falcon, it has a blue-grey back, barred white underparts, and a black head. The peregrine is renowned for its speed, reaching over 320 km/h (200 mph) during its characteristic hunting stoop (high-speed dive),[4] making it the fastest bird in the world, as well as the fastest member of the animal kingdom.[5][6][7] According to a National Geographic TV program, the highest measured speed of a peregrine falcon is 389 km/h (242 mph).[8][9] As is typical for bird-eating raptors, peregrine falcons are sexually dimorphic, with females being considerably larger than males.[10][11] The peregrine's breeding range includes land regions from the Arctic tundra to the tropics. It can be found nearly everywhere on Earth, except extreme polar regions, very high mountains, and most tropical...

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the D**k Hawk, The Duck Hawk

    Nathon McCloskey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To test this theory, we need to toss a cheetah off the Burj Khalifa. (Don't worry, haters, we'll put a remote parachute on the cheetah.)

    Nathon McCloskey
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    5 years ago

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    Sandy Good
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The karearea is the fastest of the falcons. It is a native of New Zealand.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His "magic trick" was so good they accused him of witchcraft

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    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he shouldve done the I got you nose trick with the thumb

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Salem they used to burn people if they though they did witchcraft. They also piled stones on their chests or drowned them. It was a hard time to be a magition

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    Intensive Panda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put it right back where you took it!

    Doob
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    4 years ago

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    Eirik Guttulsrud
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just be the positive one and think this relates to getting a bright idea while trying to sleep. Which also happen a lot :)

    Luna Kittenwarrior
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain: Hey, it's late, but wanna think of something utterly terrifying that you thought you forgot about?

    Justina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, this is quite like a horror movie!

    Socially Awkward
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain: hey, you know what we haven't thought about in a while? DEMONS!!!!

    Stille20
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You seem tired... but there might be an intruder in the house... did you just hear a noise?

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    Grandgenius
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People understand things from their perspective...

    FHKW
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I asked my mom for a screwdriver to fix something and she hesitated and said, "I'm not sure about this..." Once I realized what she thought I meant it was pretty funny. - I guess you had to be there.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please explain this to me!!!

    Juana
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's at a bar and asks for a screwdriver (a drink). The bartender makes one, but turns out he wanted a REAL screwdriver to fix his phone.

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    Hanne Godiksen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communication is all about context

    NIMDA
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gimme my effin screwdriver."

    Master Markus
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he doubles up on the jokes with the comic titles.

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    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if life gives you cardboard boxes make a house out of it rent it

    Kay Pahlad
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol his sign is worth more than both his houses.

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes bubbles are the only thing that helps.

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how realistic these comics look! The facial expressions are spot on!

    sarampo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think they have been drawn over actual photos

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    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We must send him a "thank you" rock

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    Juana
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how he's in business clothes.

    Panda Man
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would just keep the iron maiden, that album is my favorite, going by the name of "Number Of The Beast"

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    Joe Sauer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want surgery to have laser eyes!

    Hamster
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Career opportunity for Clark Kent? He could also afford cool gadgets like Batman! Game changer!

    Kay Pahlad
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the way he's stuck on that glass looking in 😁

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    Ie Va
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am like a cat. But dont like cats much.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg need this in my life

    Lesia Linder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have I never thought about that?

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna go print some of those cards!

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This idea is brilliant. I need new business cards: "Don't care" – "Prrrrt: you do not get my card" – "I am more important than you" – "Safe the woods, reuse this card" etc.

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    Teligoth Vynel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty much a death sentence in and of itself. Presenting: Death By Mayonnaise. Directed by: Expiration Date. Starring: Ral, Bill, Bry, Kar, San, Tari, Mar, & Jerry. A family of eight. Experience living life on the edge with them as they disregard the dangers of expired food. Eight people. One bathroom. Who will survive the night?

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    Laura Hurme
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you think it's the grease and stuff 'cause he ate the hole jar not the expiration date?

    Kay Pahlad
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very true belief for those people that rigidly stick to the dates.

    T. Todd Hennig
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, see those posts that it is the onions that go bad, not the mayo.

    Mark Kelly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. It's funny because mos things last weeks or months after the best by date.

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    Lillian Chesak
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's uh oh is that I can easily imagine trump doing this

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    N G
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a picture of a cockroach in the Whitehouse?

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess the creator of these comics was against trump 😐

    Kamila Baganich
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    translation of the card text: "Congratulations! Love, Vladimir" :)

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    Hamster
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the second Oz movie, where she switches the heads

    PoisonSoda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which mask shall I wear today?

    Katie Jamberri Nails
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why it takes so long to put on your face.

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    PARANOIDANDROID
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go to a bar that was called "The Office", when I would tell my GF where I was I would say, "The Office"

    Doob
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this shouldve been saved for the last one

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    SuicidalSylveon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought he was gonna eat it off the ground

    Joe Dad
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the pain in unbearable.

    Zaid Rauf
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm.. Wait.. Dont you need to take a picture of it (before and after it fell)? And post it online... no?

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    M. M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only this is what the counsel thought of Trump ...

    tara skogly
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who will be his Brutus though... :D

    Brielle Carroll
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    8 years ago

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    Hopefully foreshadowing lmao

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    PARANOIDANDROID
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I lived in Mexico, in some cities (mos probably in all of them) you had your beggars and such, the government recommends the general population not to give them money since it is believed to encourage it, but one can not help to feel bad for some of this peeps. One time I offered this Raramuri girl who dindt speak any spanish and all she would say is korima (What I have, you have, or share with me). I was carrying a sandwhich and gave her half, she threw it on the floor and she extended her hand and she said "Dame Dinero"!

    Justina
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it happened to me, too. it was awful. it seems to me really poor and really hungry people don't beg, they just try to get some food or ask you directly to buy them something to eat.

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    Beks Czar
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once had a guy ask for money for bacon and a woman. Wished I had had some money to give him!

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of us get there. Well, most of the 50% of us.

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    g90814
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's how he achieves that particular shade of orange!

    RaroaRaroa
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does appear to be less orange these days. Perhaps he's changed his makeup or fake tan brand.

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    Susan Forbes
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait long enough and the choice will be made for you

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    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, God bless Frida Kahlo!

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee or hot chocolate :P

    FHKW
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think coffee goes better with a doughnut.

    Andres Francia de Araujo
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh.. I tought it was a perspective trick, and the guy was going to jump into the concrete

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    Blake Vliet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a hell of a violin and violinist to be playing piano music.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dirty minds -_-

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am afraid you have been fooled by a paper-stand and a lamp, dude.

    Filip Collet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, the first one isn't a booby, but a woodcock.

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! hes texting himself while on top of the world, meaning " its lonely at the top"

    Derpicorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His butt is crushing Canada! Nuuuuuu (Clever word play btw) uuuuuuu

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    Leoninus Fate
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    am i the only one that feels like this will happen if you drink around a straw or anything that's in your drink poking up?

    Blake Vliet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not, since i think someone addressed it in a comic strip.

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf.....ketchup in pasta? that's f*****g gross, he needs to go to jail for that one lol

    Fidel Bousquet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spaghettis with ketchup? That's a crime (speciallly in an "italian" restaurant).

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    Wulfur
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THANK YOU!!!! KETCHUP PASTA IS LIKE HARD SHELL TACOS!!! NOT REAL CULTURE AND FRICKIN IDIOTIC!!!!

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    Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the facial expressions!

    Martin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY what is wrong with the art world today.

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burning old bridges, starting in a new city, under another name

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    Krystal Mo Lucas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a French press for coffee as opposed to doing a bench press in the gym.

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    NIMDA
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    8 years ago

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    This triggers me as a French person.

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    Manuela Simon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They earn a lot of money with this in Korea...

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really sad on when i think about it ;(

    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Particularly akward if the TV has a closed circuit camera installed in YOUR room.

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    Blake Vliet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like how the quartet members are actually playing ukuleles and a guitar—and the music is written for piano.

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    Alex Chua
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technologically advanced > nature sadly

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    Cayman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're having trouble seeing it says, "wait... what I mean is, if you see my missing poster, call me. Don't call me just because you saw this poster. Call me if you see my missing poster. My *missing* poster, dangit!

    Kay Pahlad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks saves me from looking for a magnifying glass.

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    M. M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    really wish the titles were at the top -- I doubt most people bother to look at them when they're at the bottom and so they don't get the comic

    Margrethe Betteridge
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more fun figuring it out, than being told straight away :)

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    Person2638
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Decent Pun Acknowledged' lol

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    although the name TerraBall, is a pretty bitching name for a band or album lol

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me something i read/watched before "Look my cheerios are spelling something, they say "OOOOOOOOOOOO", I think a ghost is talking to me through them"

    Blake Vliet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment made me want to punch myself.

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    Kay Pahlad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does look like this happens when some people shaves?

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    Miisa Seimola
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't see the letter. Could someone write it to the comments? When I zoom in, it gets so blurry that it's impossible to read.

    htbq
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dear beloved friend, I know this message will come to you as a surprised but permit me of my desire to go into business relationship with you. I am Prince Ab(cant read) a son to the late (cant read) of Nigeria whom was murdered recently. before his death my late father came to Lagos with the sum of USD 4,200,000,00(US$4.2M) which he deposited. in a bank here in the capitol city for safe keeping. I am here seeking for an avenue to (thumb) to you in only you're reliable an (thumb) hy person to investment the fund (thumb) Please I will offer you 20% of the total (thumb) USD4.2M for your assistance. I wish to transfer the fund urgently but to do so I require a quick emergency USD 2,000 transferred to a secure pay pal account: prince(cant read)@Hotmail.com. remain blessed, Prince blah blah

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey man, that wasn't your balls! lol

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    better version of alex
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    please someone tell me what that shirt means (the one the girl is wearing)

    Blake Vliet
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any other love will pale in comparison.

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first it was all cute the that last panel went all ham lol i love it~

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    Kay Pahlad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he got his chocolate but 😄 his hand is in the exact position it was in the machine.

    Emma Nielsen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He didn't get his chocolate though because he couldn't open the packet with one hand up in the cast ;)

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    FHKW
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if he is living in the present.

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh yeah look at all that meat on those foot longs

    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you could say the same about most footlong sandwiches

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    Miisa Seimola
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see what it says on the letter. Could someone pls write it to the comments?

    M. M
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Whom It Concerns, In reference to the comic strip "The DaneMen" published on Friday, November 18th, In it, a man holds a boomerang and comments "What goes around must come down, I suppose." It pains me to say the following: "I don' get it." Yours in Disappointment, [signature]

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    Joris Pluy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goes bigger and bigger... what's next? A deer? :-D

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    Susan Forbes
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See what happens when you don't floss?

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... is the joke that he's a dentist?

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    Bob 2.0
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice reference in the title to another webcomic.

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