Puns. Some are good, some are bad, and some are terrible. But these ones are actually pretty clever. In fact, they're so clever that it took us awhile to figure them all out.
Think you can do better than we did? Then check out this list and give it your best shot. Compiled by Bored Panda, the puns you'll find below are sure to make you think. Which one do you find the cleverest? Let us know in the comments, and don't forget to vote for the best!
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Factory rejects where they didn't leave enough room for the rest of the word Iceland?
Ruh-roh...I am so horribly terribly bad at such commonsense things it's a wonder I can navigate the complexities of a pudding cup without starving to death before I figure it out. I'ma guess the owner of this keyboard is the laziest person in the dept because there's not one speck of dust on this thing. Or that they sing out of key. Or that they're bigly shifty and probably robbing the petty cash box as we speak.
Let me give you a hint before look the answer, joy division's very known song
I'm disappointed in myself for laughing when I read the answer....
Load More Replies...If Peter doesn't replace that hideous monstrosity of a carpet THIS weekend like he's promised a thousand times before, his wife is both going on strike and opening a Teflon-coated pan o' whoopass on him?
I want to know how that happened. The bullet isn't deformed at all, but did it just pass through enough material without deforming before stopping there?
mybe he used some kind of soft medium to slow the bullet a little bit without damaging the warhead.
I think this is: Spring is just around the corner; this is the first time I wrote it out, so fingers crossed!
There are dozens off the coast of Normandy, but from the color and clarity of the water, I'm guessing this is in the Pacific.
Load More Replies...Or for heaven's sake; would it really have been so hard to just ASK for directions??
- Knock knock - Who's there? - Hronous. - Hronous who? - ASyncHronous
I just took a random guess not expecting it to be right but it was. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
On a serious note, I think that's actually an abandoned Olympic swimming pool in Greece. Amirite?
My guess was, "Scummy in-ground pool." (I am just not good at this AT ALL!)
I was actually fine with the line being wonky, but that one with the moon roof stuck in there without an equal number of the same color on both sides just kills me.
Load More Replies...Lol my friend just drew a picture of this. Boom there it is. That funny!
what the hell is bread pit. i googled it and all i found was pictures of this dog or some game.
Aw he's even got his own police badge :) he looks very pleased with himself!
That doesn't really make sense since there's only one tree, not a forest of trees
What? You couldn't see the forest for the tree? Lol
Load More Replies...One tree. Nope. Two tree? Nope. Three tree? Nope. Four tree? Yes! Four is tree!
Load More Replies...Legen - wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of the word is - dairy!
I am lactose intolerant. So for me it's legend-itchy or lengend-gassy...
Load More Replies...Actually, you don't even have to be living. The last two is enough.
I thought the same, but I realised that the joke wouldn't work that way so was like okay sure then
Load More Replies...There should be no (gerine) part in denominator... For now its just tan.
crossed the line? (assuming the "I" is line and you put "T" on top of it and nail it thus making cross)
It's just a potatoe.. Though at first glance it does resemble a slab of pig fat. Which is considered a delicacy in Ukraine and Russia by the way :)
Load More Replies...Oh I get it u stepped on a bee and so u said bee sharp (for those who didn't get it)
Load More Replies...With this year, it would have made more sense to have the nut still in there.
Me too! I was like "Syrup B"?.....Maybe they meant "syrup-y"? lol
Load More Replies...Me-I hate circles Friend-Why? Me-They have no point! Friend-I need a new friend
Didn't realize that was a cookie, thought it was a small animal brain in a bag...
I think it's a chicken but it looks scary to me
Load More Replies...Sharpee makes metalic permanent markers now. I bet with some careful fontwork, that would look awesome.
Load More Replies...Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the star ship enterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before (omg I can't believe I know that)
I don't know whose birthday it was, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to know him/her !
When you want to say something is kinda like X you say X-ish...so not so rad , rad-ish
Load More Replies...This would be a better representation of how ear buds feel in your ears.
That was just really bad. Dr.Drey put out a line of headphones called "beats"
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