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Church signs in the US can be a lot of fun, cheering us up but also making us think. Though the vast majority of churches are now either closed or seeing far fewer people walk through their doors because of the coronavirus, their sense of humor and ability to give well-timed advice haven’t gone away.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of some of the very best church signs that give hilarious and sometimes brutally honest advice for living during the Covid-19 pandemic. Scroll down, upvote your faves, and let us know in the comments which signs you liked best and why. And if you’re still in the mood for some more clever church signs, check out our previous post here.

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention recommended that no more than 10 people gather for public or private events. That means that a very large number of religious institutions have shut their doors and congregations are now meeting online.

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Heaven Lee
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6 years ago

That is very true, yet so many people are still not heeding the warnings.

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    Heaven Lee
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    6 years ago

    It’s the scientists that will actually help.

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    Bored Panda reached out to the Journey of Faith Church in Baltimore, Maryland. Pastor Patrick Gahagen told us that they've been overwhelmed with responses about the sign: some of them have been "affirming and appreciative" while others labelled the church as "blasphemers and condemned" the wording.
    "The sign came about from trying to figure out a way to encourage people to practice physical distancing. If I put 'Stay home. Be safe' nobody would have taken note. So with the approaching Palm Sunday celebration—scripturally Jesus rode a beast into Jerusalem which can be referred to as a donkey or ass so were good there. Practically, people need to keep their butts, derrieres, asses home."
    Pastor Gahagen confirmed that the church is holding all of its services online. "We had already recorded all our sermons and had them posted to our webpage by the next day so now we just stream things on Facebook live at 10:30 AM."
    The pastor also had some words of advice for anyone who's losing hope in these dark times. "Honor your feelings of hopelessness. They're legit. But know we don't stay there. In the same space where despair sits in the soul, so does hope. I have found my faith has become healthier when I have accepted the wholeness of the human and divine experience. It's not joy or sorrow but joy and sorrow. It's not love or fear it's love and fear. But because of the Easter moment and message of Jesus' resurrection—love wins!"
    Pastor Gahagen added that "I believe as followers of Jesus, we need to cling more to our faith which is built around the questions of God and life and not our religion which is too defensive of our answers."

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    Heaven Lee
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    6 years ago

    hehehe this gave me a good giggle.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    6 years ago

    That's what some people don't get. You don't have to attend church for the Powers that Be to know what's in your heart.

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    SilverRozFox
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    6 years ago

    Hygenesis. Lol. Love this one

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    SilverRozFox
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    6 years ago

    Amen to that!

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    Hermione Granger
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    6 years ago

    They even made it rhyme!

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    Cori
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    6 years ago

    Yes! Stay home and play with your kids! How often do most people get to do that? Cherish it! We take care of tadpoles we caught in our pond, do a different art project every day and learn about whatever science subject we find interesting. I am genuinely loving it. 😊

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    Colin L
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    6 years ago

    More than 6 feet for shouting or singing. 6 feet is the norm for day to day interactions. (Yes, I'm pedantic. Also, it's a Pandemic and I don't want people to die.)

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    Colin L
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    6 years ago

    I love the collection of hashtags here!

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    Colin L
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    6 years ago

    Soap and water is better than hand sanitizers. (I'm happy my heart is covered with blood right now... sorry/not sorry)

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    SilverRozFox
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    6 years ago

    Ecclesiastes chapter 3

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    kingsnyder
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    6 years ago

    it rhymes

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    Hermione Granger
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    6 years ago

    Clever! 😁

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    Colin L
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    6 years ago

    Please tell me that you're also using social distancing too....

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    Myxomatosis
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    6 years ago

    This one is loaded and bad.

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