Hello! My name is Talmadge and I’m happy to share some of my cartoons with you. With a nod to Shintoism, Zanyee is a world where everything is alive and anything can happen. Zanyee is a single-panel cartoon that shows a snapshot of a moment in time. I feel the humor of my cartoons comes from putting a twist on a relatable situation and watching it come to life through the perspectives of different characters. I have always admired single-panel cartoons; one panel to hit, or miss, the joke. But either way it is quick... no dancing around. I love that a single piece of art can give you an entire story leading up to and beyond the snapshot of time you are viewing within a universe.
The Scholastic Book Fair was my introduction into comics. Heathcliff, Marmaduke, Garfield, Ziggy, Family Circus, B.C., Beetle Bailey, and Peanuts... those were my first influences. As I got older, I started to gravitate towards different comics like Bloom County and Calvin and Hobbes. However, the cartoon that resonated with me the most was The Far Side by Gary Larson. His book, The Prehistory of The Far Side, taught me everything I know about creating cartoons.
I was lucky enough to create cartoons for my high school newspaper, as well as my college newspapers, but after graduation my cartoons were sidelined for a bit. Life took over and all my cartoons stayed in a suitcase under a bed for 20 years. Then, in 2016, I got myself an iPad and an Apple Pencil and sparks started to fly. I grabbed the old suitcase from under the bed and digitized my cartoons. I went from paper and Pigma pens to iPad and Pixelmator and I haven’t stopped creating cartoons ever since. I find myself constantly amazed by the options the digital format provides. There are endless creative possibilities, all in the hopes of sending some giggles out into the universe. I hope you enjoy Zanyee.
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Why?, I do believe we need to hang out, drink beer, and ruthlessly dad-joke my children until their eyerolls cause their eyes to roll right out of their heads! Cheers!
Load More Replies...I was lucky enough to create cartoons for my high school newspaper, as well as my college newspapers, but after graduation my cartoons were sidelined for a bit. Life took over and all my cartoons stayed in a suitcase under a bed for 20 years. Then, in 2016, I got myself an iPad and an Apple Pencil and sparks started to fly. I grabbed the old suitcase from under the bed and digitized my cartoons. I went from paper and Pigma pens to iPad and Pixelmator and I haven’t stopped creating cartoons ever since. I find myself constantly amazed by the options the digital format provides. There are endless creative possibilities, all in the hopes of sending some giggles out into the universe. I hope you enjoy Zanyee.
The theory that the storm troopers shot badly because they were following orders to allow the droids to escape doesn't hold water when you watch the actual scenes from the movie. Here's what does: they were shooting at an unmasked enemy. They wore masks. It's a centuriees-known psychological phenomenon that people have difficulty aiming if they target an unmasked human. The effect is so strong that having one executioner out of eleven with a bullet works better than giving a bullet to all eleven.
On slayunday he ate 9 villages (women and children only) [hes not hungry enough for the men yet] lol
Load More Replies...On Monday, the Caterpillar ate his way through Fred and Gina. There was much screaming and bleeding to be had...
It’s a kids book called the very hungry caterpillar
Load More Replies...Part of the fun in creating a single-panel cartoon is watching an idea go from a random thought to a finished product. I have never been very good at forcing an idea, I just let them happen. Most of my ideas for cartoons happen right before I fall asleep or when I let my mind wander a bit. That’s not to say the idea is fully formed, it tends to get refined as the cartoon does. Once I start drawing my ‘toons they go through multiple rough drafts and sometimes I feel like I’m sculpting rather than drawing. Trying to reshape and move objects around to fit in the panel, and after all that I never really feel a cartoon is done. I don’t know if I have ever felt any of my cartoons are truly finished, but with each one I reach a point where I feel it’s complete enough and it’s time to move on to creating the next one.
Protect the joints which are all that's holding them together! Bones are super lightweight and can be thrown around; arbor makes him heavier and harder to knock around! Glenn is a genius! Probably hasn't had his brain totally rot out of the skull yet!
"For fu*ks sake, Glenn! This is why the other skeleton armies laugh at us!"
My cartoons tend to have a word play or a twist on a very mundane daily activity, but thrown into a completely different context. They highlight what we as humans do every day without even thinking about it. I enjoy the moment when a character has an epiphany in a situation, for better or for worse. That shock of realizing something has always made me chuckle, in any form of entertainment. Watching a character come to the realization of events unfolding around them is my favorite.
Okay but this one is actually super meaningful. Don't burn yourself out!
Oooh, I thought that, that was his wife and kid or something 😂. I feel bad for Tommy's short stature though.
Load More Replies...I could never understand what the ever-loving f**k was up with elementary school gym teachers using ten-foot-high hoops. Way to make sure that for kids, EVERY sport boils down to arm strength alone!
With Zanyee my hope is to always add a few giggles to the world. I feel laughter has become a bit underrated and it is easy to get overwhelmed with the negativity around us. To me, laughter has an energy that it puts off and affects us and those around us in such a positive way. I find it so satisfying when I see one of my ‘toons being shared among people. I used to cut out cartoons from newspapers that reminded me of a friend and send it to them, using humor and laughter as a way to connect with others. When I create, that is what I’m hoping to send out into the world.
"I've got it! I'll put on a costume that restricts my movements and doesn't give me any super powers, then take on the fuc*ing Avengers! Solid life decision!"
If you have high blood pressure, does that mean you have more blood than if you had normal or is it more like shaking up a soda can?
Creating cartoons is a boundless medium. There are no rules to your style or voice, my cartoons are a mash up of things that I grew up with. My art style is a combination of Jim Henson’s Muppets and 1980s after-school animated shows, but my style has definitely evolved throughout the years. When starting with cartooning, I think it’s important to give yourself grace, try things out, feel what works, and don’t push your creativity into a place that feels like it does not fit. Make yourself happy with your work before you worry about others’ opinions, and once you are there, it is time to start showing off your creation. It also helps to follow and interact with other artists that you like so you can build relationships and communities.
Outside of rush hour traffic, the road system would work fine if you could keep all the self entitled twats from riding in the passing lane. Even if there is no one directly behind you, your presence causes traffic problems. Cars approaching will see you blocking it and have to make different moves to avoid you. If that isn't possible they have to break their speed to accommodate you doing your speed. It's the height of entitlement when driving. If everyone would follow the rule, that is use the lane to pass slower vehicles, and get out, everyone wins. The fast guys go fast, the slow go slow. Verify this yourself. Whenever you are driving and hit a cluster of cars (not in rush hour), see what the issue is. It is almost always some b******e riding in the passing lane and refusing to move. I suggest flipping them off and hit the wiper wash as you pass to show em thanks for being a selfish pig.
I wish I could go around in the shoulder legally because the cops give them a ticket for not moving over 😆
Not sure how well I'd cope with being booed for eternity...but I imagine there are worse punishments.
That may be the dumbest line of thought on this I have ever read. I know you didn't read that. You just sitting around justifying your crappy behavior and thinking the world is all jerk? Moron. Read the law. The passing is there for vehicles to pass. If you are riding in the passing lane, even if your are doing 200 mph, and someone gets behind you, you let them pass. Period. That is the law. How fast you are going or whether you are speeding has nothing to do with it. Unbelievable
Load More Replies...Were not gonna take it. No we aint gonna take it (now its in my head) halp XD
Load More Replies...They're both the same type of person!!! The blonde just doesn't realize it yet!! Soon blonde be all like "ROCK! rock! ROCK! ROCK!" brunette be like "I wanna Roooooooock!" #namethatband!
Spock looks uncharacteristically ticked off, and McCoy's hair looks kinda floofy.
i don't get it. The stuff is only 70 proof and people talk like it's a combo of alcohol, fentanyl and cocaine. Can someone please explain the appeal?
Jägermeister has been made popular by clever and funny advertising. What makes it dangerous are the many herbs, loads of sugar and "low" alcohol content (35% vol.): you can drink a lot of shots UNTIL it all turns around. It happens in an instant and is worse than tequila. Also, drinking water in the morning can make you drunk again, depending on how much you had the night before. This also goes for similar drinks like Unterberg, Killepitsch (Germany), Röteli (Switzerland) and maybe others.
Load More Replies...Recently learned - Long John Silver did not have a wooden leg, just a crutch, and he didn't have an eye patch.
Mythbusters had a cool test of the eye patch. If the legend is true, pirates didn't wear it because of missing eyes, but to keep night vision in one eye. Imagine that you attack a ship. You want to go below the deck. It is quite dark there and because you were outside, in full sun, you see absolutely nothing for a minute or two. That makes you pretty easy target, but if you had an eye patch and take it away, you can see everything there.
Load More Replies...Pirates would wear an eyepatch to keep one eye acclimated to navigate at dark :)
Tis the 19th of September! That be International Talk LikeA Pirate Day! Yar!
"I can never tell if I truly have his love, or if it really belongs to the 'C'..."
I only half get it so can you explain
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