Eh, Christmas... While we all decorate Christmas trees, buy fluffy socks and drink hot chocolate the Explosm team draws inappropriate, yet really funny comics.

Take a look at 10+ Comics by Cyanide & Happiness that show the holiday season a little bit differently.

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Hans
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3 years ago

It is a secret to everybody.

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JEFF THE KILLER
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3 years ago

the guy in the blue shirt was so confuzzled

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, because Santa is a creepy stocker.

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Miklós Nagy
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3 years ago

Too bad cops are still real.

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Yvonne Bernal
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3 years ago

I can't quit blinking!!

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Hans
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3 years ago

Easy solutions to complex problems: this comic is an allegorie of current politics.

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Jan Rina Ravago
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3 years ago

Am I going to hell for laughing way more than necessary at this? 😢

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Nyello
Community Member
3 years ago

This whole "War on Christmas" crap has to stop. If someone says "merry christmas" to you and you don't celebrate it, it's fine. It's not going to kill you. People need to think about the fact that someone is wishing you well. Be grateful. It goes the other way too. If someone says "happy holidays" to you and you are a devout Christian try not to lose your mind. You are fine. No one is hurting you.

Nini
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm a devout Christian and personally, I don't mind either greeting and use both. It's the spirit that counts, not the words you use,

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over opinionated
Community Member
3 years ago

I got this politically correct Holliday greeting email a couple years back. It's still valid —-Festive Greetings—- Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2015, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of choice), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers. This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. ‘Holiday’ is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof). Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of it. This greeting is void where prohibited by law. - See more at: http://www.emeraldfrog.co.uk/the-most-politically-correct-festive-greeting-ever

Barbara Dickens
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the best one I've seen in a long time!

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Flora Polvado
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't celebrate any holidays. When I'm wished a Happy whatever, I just say thank you and get on with my life. It's not that hard to do.

Elaine Oram
Community Member
3 years ago

I don't care what anyone wishes me! I'm just grateful that they took time out of their day to wish me well, in whatever way is important to them. It's good of them to think enough of me to wish me well.

Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Liposuction for your bad mouth boy, cut out your tongue, effigies are sold. - Words discoloured, bow to the bland, heal yourself with sinner's salt ♬♪

Carly Noelle
Community Member
3 years ago

Why does this have to matter? I say Merry Christmas to people. I say Happy Holidays to people. There's no need to make it a big deal.

Tay Cat
Community Member
3 years ago

This reminds me of the video of the women who was going off on some man just because he said "hello". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvnO0p9KvU Be advised, she cusses A LOT.

Jodi
Community Member
3 years ago

Please don't steal my comment. I posted this when only two people had commented. You literally copied and pasted my comment. Because of what you did, people are now down-voting me and calling me an moron. Next time you decide to steal someone's comment, consider what it might do to the other person.

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Skunk Drunk
Community Member
3 years ago

Hugh Mungus wot

Jodi
Community Member
3 years ago

This reminds me of the video of the women who was going off on some man just because he said "hello". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpvnO0p9KvU Be advised, she cusses A LOT.

over opinionated
Community Member
3 years ago

You know if you steel a person's comment reusing it within the post you stole it from makes you look like an effing moron. You know that...? Right?

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blugeagua
Community Member
3 years ago

I have NEVER understood why many people get upset when someone says Happy Holidays. Not everyone celebrates Christmas and by constantly saying Merry Christmas to anyone, we are basically denying that other religions and holidays exist. Saying happy holidays is not going to make your religion disappear you stupid uptight Christians. Grow up.

VTree
Community Member
3 years ago

Well if somebody says merry Christmas to you it's still meant as a friendly greeting!! No one should get all huffy about it.. :|

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Daria B
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3 years ago

This one reminds me of those list articles about birthday cake decoration messages.

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Anne Kammersgaard
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3 years ago

Santa has no hands?

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

the unexpected twist lol

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RHB
Community Member
3 years ago

Goodly

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RHB
Community Member
3 years ago

Not the santa I want the sit on

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Sasy
Community Member
3 years ago

if the site is Tumblr, then it stands to reason what one does on a tumblr site, is in fact tumbl :)

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Skunk Drunk
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3 years ago

I think it's not hard to be nicer that someone who ultimately wants humanity's downfall...

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Hans
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3 years ago

2000? That was when the world ended, if I remember correctly.

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It's Caturday
Community Member
3 years ago

Whoa

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
3 years ago

Ugh. This is so dark. Ew.

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Bubble POP
Community Member
3 years ago

I...DON'T get it...

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over opinionated
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3 years ago

The lighter side of kidnapping...

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Nicole Romero
Community Member
3 years ago

Kinky ;) lol

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Natasha L
Community Member
3 years ago

Well you are better than the other santas I've seen here. At least you have a conscience

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over opinionated
Community Member
3 years ago

He just forgot skin origins and a pulse..

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Hellysal
Community Member
3 years ago

Mirai Nikki spoiler alert : D

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JEFF THE KILLER
Community Member
3 years ago

At least he tried

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over opinionated
Community Member
3 years ago

Think there under ripe

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Hannah Hollowell
Community Member
3 years ago

This one is so sad

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over opinionated
Community Member
3 years ago

They left that part out.

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Adam Rindegård
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1 month ago

stop documenting my lifes events

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
3 years ago

Nah bruh

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Lucy Sharp
Community Member
3 years ago

Awkward

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Lucy Sharp
Community Member
3 years ago

**shudders internally** super creepy!

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Skye Ramadge
Community Member
1 year ago

Wot?

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Carly Noelle
Community Member
3 years ago

Lo they've got the cool new year's glasses from the last comic

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Skye Ramadge
Community Member
1 year ago

This made my eyeballs die

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Skye Ramadge
Community Member
1 year ago

Drag queens

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Celia McDaniel
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG dark

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Monkey D. Luffy
Community Member
3 years ago

What?

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Sasy
Community Member
3 years ago

A sharpie and a hair-tie, he could have had a man bun for Christmas

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