The question of the day is: have you ever put a fried egg in a cash register?
Pandas, if you’re eating or drinking anything right now, we genuinely advise you to set it aside for the next few minutes. No, seriously. What you’re about to see is so deep down the rabbit hole of food that you might end up losing your appetite for the foreseeable future. In short, you’re about to see some stuff that’s so far outside our comfort zones that we’re lost in this culinary jungle of madness.
And it’s all thanks to the ‘Recipes With Chaotic Energy’ Instagram page. The social media project, also going by ‘Chaotic Foods,’ does exactly what it says on the dark-food-gods-worshipping tin: it documents the most bizarre, random, and flabbergasting images and videos of food on the interwebz. It's FoRbIdDeN fOoD.
Whatever you’re imagining right now, Pandas, it’s so much worse. The [cringes internally] ‘banana bread’ (notice the air quotes?) alone is worth some sort of award for its ability to break our minds. And all the rest are pics that really stretch the definition of food, cooking, and internet memes to the limit. Seriously, we've never seen edible ingredients used in these types of contexts before.
If you think you know what good and bad taste is, scroll down to have your preconceptions challenged. Don’t forget to upvote all the pics that made you go, ‘Wait, what?!’, and let us know in the comments which of these recipes you might be willing to try out. Would you like to confess the strangest things you’ve ever made in the kitchen? We’re all ears. The kitchen priest is in the house, and all he smells is sin.
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We wanted to learn more about current food trends and the mistakes that beginners tend to make in the kitchen, so we reached out to talented pie artist Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, the author of 'Pies Are Awesome.' She explained to Bored Panda that things in the food fad world seem to be trending in a pretty utilitarian direction.
"Given the global inflation we're all contending with, I’m not sure we’re going to be seeing a retreat from that any time soon," she argues that the utilitarian trend is here to stay... and it might even deepen.
"If anything, I think we’re just starting to see the ascent of trends like insect proteins and 'beyond meat; type proteins in light of both rising cost and environmental footprint of commercial meat industries. Look for lab-grown meat in a butcher shop near you soon!" Jessica said.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahah that eye lol
"Sustainable. Local. Homemade. Urban gardens. Kitchen hydroponics. Front yard chicken coops. None of these things are going to be going the way of Unicorn Frappuccinos and Molecular Gastronomy in the next decade. Though maybe we’ll all ease off on the homemade sourdough starter just a little…," Jessica shared some of the trends we might be seeing very soon. Whether this sort of future turns out to be utopian or dystopian is still up for grabs, though.
Bored Panda was curious to hear pie artist Jessica's thoughts on the types of mistakes that beginners make in the kitchen, whether cooking or baking. She explained that keeping things neat and orderly can help avoid a lot of trouble down the line. For instance, working with everything 'mis en place' (that's 'out in place' before getting started) is a huge confidence booster. And it helps stop at least some of the chaos and amateurs from feeling overwhelmed and spiraling out of control.
To be honest, if it weren't for the "real" picture I'd never have know the first one wasn't legit
Right! And isn't that just scary? If it wasn't for the people exposing the tricks and truths of social media lots of us would still believe there are all these uber-trendy, jet-setting, tiny-waisted, poreless, blemish-free, looks-100%24/7, "influencers" of the world.
Load More Replies..." you're legs are so pasty" " yeah I'll just put them back in the oil"
I never realized the perfect shade of tan for me was a hotdog. Mind blown!
Don't hate on broccoli; they're just tired of receiving hate and finally giving it back. You go B! I'll eat you any time
He’s mad because someone forgot to drown him in cheese. Definitely not a happy little tree.
No ; one of the most wonderful dishes that I used to cook professionally is Chicken, Chorizo (or Bacon), Onion, Garlic, Broccoli, Pine Nut and Parmesan Pasta bake, cooked in a White Wine and stock redux. Bloody delicious !!!
"Having all of the tools and ingredients needed before you get started with a recipe ensures that you don’t get half way through a step with some time-sensitive chemistry and then have to bail on your work because you need to run off to the store for something. And this should go without saying, but read the whole recipe before you get started with any of the steps!"
The ‘Recipes With Chaotic Energy’ project has 34.5k followers on Instagram, as well as a further 6.1k fans on Twitter. It’s your “daily inspiration” for weird things to ‘cook’ if you happen to be in the mood for some c H a O s.
It’s no surprise that we find some of these food pics weird. Some of these are so strange, that they’d make practically anyone shrug, no matter what year they’re looking at them. Meanwhile, others seem like they might be the products of passing trends and online fads, as well as the results of really overactive imaginations.
Is what you’re looking at food art? Debatable. But it’s important not to knock any recipe before actually tasting it. Something that looks weird might end up being your next favorite dish… or not.
I didn't even realize what he was holding at first. Sat here thinking 'why is he holding a pretzel in front of that building?'
Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Professor Nathalie Cooke from McGill University in order to learn more about vintage foods which might seem incredibly peculiar to someone seeing the recipes in the 21st century.
Professor Cooke told us that vintage party food recipes from the 1950s are “the result of food fashion—but not just of a food ‘fad.’”
“That is, the basic flavor combination is something that reaches across the decades. What you’re describing may seem very odd to us in the 21st century, but the taste combinations—savory and sweet (tuna waffles, ham and bananas) or sweet and sour (mayo with lime) are surely very familiar,” she said that even though the exterior looks bizarre, the taste itself is something that’s timeless.
This person never saw The Birds. Or maybe they were inspired by it, I'm not sure.
Load More Replies...Upvoting the Awww comment because it's exactly what was in my head when I saw the pic
Load More Replies...Yeah same. The fact that two literal mushrooms can be like this but I can't is depressing.
Load More Replies...“There were ‘fads’ at mid-century: think of cookbooklets demonstrating how to decorate one’s ham with slices of canned pineapple, topped with the bedazzling red of a maraschino cherry, for example! And you don’t mention the jaw-dropping recipes incorporating marshmallows in main course dishes, recipes that were brainchildren of corporate marketing departments.”
She continued: “But if we were to create one of today’s favorites from scratch, say Pad Thai, we would start from the same basic taste combinations in what at first glance seem like bizarre plate partners,” she explained
Why so sad is it because half of your face and scalp are missing?
While True Putt One was good and Classic Fescue was fine enough. Classic Spring has the earthy, rich texture and flavor only discriminating palates such as mine can enjoy.
I usually just turn the wax into roses. This is next level.
Load More Replies...I like to turn these into wolf heads (I love wolves) but this is actually really nice
“Cooking bitter tamarind with water, raw sugar and fish sauce will build the basic foundation (sour, salty, and sweet). To that one would add the requisite green onions, bean sprouts, and noodles—and likely some additional flavor notes such as shallot, garlic, and perhaps dried turnip (salty and sweet) to deepen the flavor.”
I’m really impressed. I would never think of doing that, mainly because I’m too busy eating them, especially the American cheetos, so much better than Australian ones (we’re not allowed all the preservatives that make cheetos awesome).
Thanks for confirming that. I was thinking there is no way that was built unless you had a bunch of people holding it in place until you reach the last piece.
Load More Replies...Aw. The blurring of the picture makes him look like my dad 💕 he would've totally done this too as a joke. I miss him so much
The professor shared some of her thoughts about what the food of the future might look like, too.
“Perhaps that we try to ‘eat’ food without any taste at all—in the form of vitamin pills? Or drink it—in the form of smoothies? That we replicate the animal kingdom and encourage children to consume it—as gummy bears, cracker fishes, dinosaur eggs in oatmeal? That we continue to be mystified by the miracle of bread and milk?”
You mean like the Dwarf bread from Terry Prattchet series?
Load More Replies...This is what I imagine when reading Terry Pratchett's descriptions of dwarf battle bread!
Didn't see all the panda's who beat me with this comment hahaha
Load More Replies...If you get this reference you are more awesome “ the food here is… weapons grade”
It's going to get really messy though - pan is waaaaaay too small
Load More Replies...DAMN RIGHT THAT IS WHAT MY GRANDFATHER'S SISTER DOING RIGHT NOW! HECK!!! SHE IS PROBABLY FLIPPING OVER HER TABLES at HER RESTAURANT IN ITALY RIGHT NOW!!!
Load More Replies...OK I am part Italian and my grandfather's sister owns a restaurant in Italy that serves really good spaghetti if my Grandpa's sister saw this trust she will be mad.
Meanwhile, others fully embrace the massive weirdness of chaotic foodstuff. For instance, Sébastien Mathys and Jonas Nyffenegger, the founders of the ‘Totally Gourmet’ Instagram page, shared with Bored Panda that they’re huge fans of experimenting in the kitchen.
"We like to experiment in the kitchen and try new flavors whenever given the opportunity,” they told us earlier, adding that strange and ‘ugly’ photos stand out on social media.
Disaster in the making since the cry of the Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears it.
If I took my hubby grocery shopping with me, these would be completely and totally inappropriately arranged in 5 minutes...
If they start dancing without heads I'm either leaving or joining in
MS Office Assistant??....is this your new job??....gotta make that dough i suppose..
They're not rolls, as in they're not small rolls, they're whole round loaves.
Load More Replies...or an avoparrot... I'll see myself out.
Load More Replies...Yikes— this is a major no no. Please, please, please DO NOT let your parrot anywhere around avocados. They are one of the most toxic foods and can kill a parrot. Any bird owner should know this.
Sébastien and Jonas admitted that some of their fans lose their appetites when they see some of the photos they post on their page.
"We know what you mean. This occurs to us as well... We have tips to help, depending on the picture," they urged internet users to come forward and share their experiences.
you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about
Load More Replies...What can? Proofread. That is a picture of a Cat.
Load More Replies...She looks like one of those toddlers that climb up inside a claw game!
I totally read this in his voice lol
Load More Replies...No thanks I’m trying to tapir off. Try next door: they’re probably feeling peccary-ish.
Me, at the lunch counter eyeing the mac and cheese and dino nuggies
They also shared one of their worst food disaster stories. "Younger Jonas organized a Surströmming party in a public park in Geneva with a few friends and me," Sébastien told Bored Panda.
"Surströmming is a Swedish delicacy made of fermented fish. Most of our friends refused to even try and backed away from the smell. Actually, the scent was so strong that everybody in a radius of 50m decided to leave. Even a group of punks. Our tasting was too trash for them."
It just goes to show that some recipes are too much for some people, no matter the Instagram project. The chaos is just too overwhelming.
I need this chair. It'll go great with my jellybean bag and iced bun coffee table
Is this a chair that looks like cake, or a cake that looks like a chair?
Yeah. I was thinking they were two different avocados. The two halves don't look like they match up.
Load More Replies...I don't really think he's surprised. He's holding the food higher than his mouth so the bird can reach it. I used to this as well when I still had a bird. He is probably doing it on purpose as well.
Load More Replies...All de Worldly Stuffs belongs to BIRDS FIRST! It is an unwritten law of Parrot "ownership".
And if you dare to refuse to give them the dish with onions/chocolate/dairy you are a cruel&heartless and they will let you know
Load More Replies...My cat, Stinky, does this every morning with my dad. One bite for him, a nibble for her.
OK I thought he was wearing a bull or cattle skull mask but it was a parrot!LOL!!!
Wow.... Took me way too long to get that the guy is not wearing a weird costume. 😆 Just didn't see the bird. 🤦♀️
One of these is Starbucks and the other is liquid s**t in a cup
Load More Replies...Ok the face on the Chihuahua made my day and...........................................................................................................................................lookin pretty sussy right now...
Did that dog just vomit? Stay outta Chicago if you think that looks like pizza.
This reminds me of an episode of "Worlds Dumbest Criminals" where a cop pulled over a guy for a traffic stop. When he heard something in the trunk he had the guy open it... where he found a cat, alive but marinating in oil and red pepper flakes. When a reporter later asked him if he had planned to eat the cat the guy told him "the cat had miscarried and that that was the placenta". The reporter says "But isn't it a male cat?" The guy was convicted for animal cruelty and the cat was cleaned up and adopted by a lady who saw the broadcast. You can't make this stuff up.
You're right it should have been a pineapple flavored Pringle
Load More Replies...David Attenborough: Because the sour gummy caterpillar (eruca gelatinosis uvam) is a delicacy amongst humans, no one has ever seen a sour gummy butterfly.
Nevermind that it's way too much food for one. But I'm really interested how she managed to bake that cake in the microwave.
It's actually quite easy to bake cakes in the microwave and it is so much faster. The trick is learn how your microwave "behaves" cos if you leave it one minute extra it can ruin the cake.
Load More Replies...Would love to get a copy! Ever since the pandemic I've been learning to cook several things in the microwave. Cakes, souffle, rice, beans, lentils, chicken breast, and scrambled eggs, among other things.
https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660
Load More Replies...When my oven quit my granddaughter's birthday came up, I learned how to make a cake in my crock pot
Because doing the dishes is a pain in the butt.
Load More Replies...did you know that if you pour orange juice into pepper like in this photo it will taste good?
I like both orange juice and bell peppers but not combined
Load More Replies...You see a woman with pickles in her shoes you go for it. No questions asked. And no I don't have a pickle fortune behind me - stop asking.
Load More Replies...I'm 100% sure there is someone out there who has a pickles and food fetish at the same time.
They look like Pleasers, the gold standard brand for pole performers.
Load More Replies...It didn’t even register in my mind that this was Canadian money
Load More Replies...How did they get it in there without breaking the yolk? I can't get one out of the pan without breaking it.
yup and then at the end of the year it tries to flame me with my "weirdest combination" of mother mother and simon and garfunkle
Do do do do do do do, some cop sticking up my wagon-
Load More Replies...Is this one of those cats who "loafs" that people are always talking about? 😻
I think it is. But how did they get that much popcorn?
Load More Replies...I feel dirty seeing this... Their clothes might be dirty unless they have a bag covered on them or they went to a shower before eating…
i saw this video so basically the bird was trying to eat the capybara but when it realized that it was too big it tried to reach for another one ;-; but it just ducked and ran away and it continued trying to fit this capybara in it's mouth
Pelicans are one of those birds that get so tame they come up to you. Bad if you're a fisherman. Fun if you're anyone else. Unless you're a capybara, I guess
Cats love to sit on the newest thing in the room ! At least mine does
This was how Mr. Burger proposed to Ms. King. In all seriousness, was this from an employee, cause I'd be pretty upset if my ring ended up in someone's takeaway meal.
No, an ironing board covered in ground meat. But same, difference. ☺
Load More Replies...I'm hoping they had the good sense to cover it in waxed paper beforehand, lol
Load More Replies...Just wasted meat. Some animals died for this. ( and I’m not vegan, I do eat meat)
Yes, sad. Just why. Also not vegan nor vegetarian, just with a conscience.
Load More Replies...This is ridiculous. The straws need to be closer to the front so they fit between your toes.
And that's why I don't use a pressure cooker. About 30 years ago, the lid blew off our and my mother got 3rd degree burns on her chest.
Pressure cookers are safe nowadays. You wont see that happening with an instant pot these days.
Load More Replies...Big nope for me ! I don’t care! I hate them I won’t even joke about it ! I will let spiders play on my face I don’t want to see a roach on a cake or anywhere else! I hate how a Roach pops up when I type roach !
The structures inside of its mouth are so interesting…I’m glad the person captured this photograph.
Doesn't seem to be going all that well by the looks of it
Load More Replies...Yup, that is indeed louts. Super delicious with chili oil.
Load More Replies...I was just thinking that Mulder needs to see this.
Load More Replies...Hang on. Dismantling this one. KFC partnered with Sony and Eastpack. Demons were involved and of course a blood pact.
Gorditas, Quesadillas, and Death Metal Logos...made fresh while you wait.
Pairs wonderfully with Ol' Dirty Custard and a Long Island Ice-T.
Load More Replies...It’s a flan in the shape of the Wu Tang Clan (American hip hop group) symbol. So it’s a “Wu Tang Flan” 🍮
Load More Replies...better than when I ordered pizza a few days ago with my friends, we ordered 1 Hawaiian (eww) and one pepperoni, and one cheese. we got one Hawaiian (eww) and one Hawaiian with no cheese (even more eww). also, all of the juices from the tomato sauce evaporated on the cheese-less one and it just tasted like dried-up tomato. it was DISGUSTING and i was very sad cuz i wanted pizza :(
No, that’s the crust. You can tell by those holes in it. But I thought that too at first!
Load More Replies...Thanks...oddly enough, I needed the explanation. Thought the banana was for scale, somehow. ☺
Load More Replies..."hey how do you want your sandwich cut?". "Idk do whatever". (The backstory)
Why does that look so much like my rooster? Is he breaking into other people's houses again?
Either someone else took the photo, or it's photoshopped.
Load More Replies...Is that "make it complete" or "leave no leftovers"?
Load More Replies...And now, for my next song, that childhood classic......"On Top Of Spaghetti"
Looks more like ramen, but I appreciate your comment. ☺
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