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The question of the day is: have you ever put a fried egg in a cash register?

Pandas, if you’re eating or drinking anything right now, we genuinely advise you to set it aside for the next few minutes. No, seriously. What you’re about to see is so deep down the rabbit hole of food that you might end up losing your appetite for the foreseeable future. In short, you’re about to see some stuff that’s so far outside our comfort zones that we’re lost in this culinary jungle of madness.

And it’s all thanks to the ‘Recipes With Chaotic Energy’ Instagram page. The social media project, also going by ‘Chaotic Foods,’ does exactly what it says on the dark-food-gods-worshipping tin: it documents the most bizarre, random, and flabbergasting images and videos of food on the interwebz. It's FoRbIdDeN fOoD.

Whatever you’re imagining right now, Pandas, it’s so much worse. The [cringes internally] ‘banana bread’ (notice the air quotes?) alone is worth some sort of award for its ability to break our minds. And all the rest are pics that really stretch the definition of food, cooking, and internet memes to the limit. Seriously, we've never seen edible ingredients used in these types of contexts before.

If you think you know what good and bad taste is, scroll down to have your preconceptions challenged. Don’t forget to upvote all the pics that made you go, ‘Wait, what?!’, and let us know in the comments which of these recipes you might be willing to try out. Would you like to confess the strangest things you’ve ever made in the kitchen? We’re all ears. The kitchen priest is in the house, and all he smells is sin.

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Jayne Kyra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Duolingo owl is getting really sneaky.

glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw! This one doesn't belong here. It's adorable!

OwenHasADHD
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the rare and elusive Pineapple Furby!

Bean
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's cute! not a fail

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We wanted to learn more about current food trends and the mistakes that beginners tend to make in the kitchen, so we reached out to talented pie artist Jessica Leigh Clark-Bojin, the author of 'Pies Are Awesome.' She explained to Bored Panda that things in the food fad world seem to be trending in a pretty utilitarian direction.

"Given the global inflation we're all contending with, I’m not sure we’re going to be seeing a retreat from that any time soon," she argues that the utilitarian trend is here to stay... and it might even deepen.

"If anything, I think we’re just starting to see the ascent of trends like insect proteins and 'beyond meat; type proteins in light of both rising cost and environmental footprint of commercial meat industries. Look for lab-grown meat in a butcher shop near you soon!" Jessica said.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your failure to supply tuna as instructed means you will not see the sun rise tomorrow"

    Blarrg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleep lightly my friend.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you playing at, Linda?"

    #Amelia animal lover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahah that eye lol

    New Everywhere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what in the hell is this Natalie?

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to kiss that little scrunchy face!

    Ramona Rhein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is some b******t!

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    Ms. Human Being
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not have the patience to ever do something like that

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts my brain, just thinking how long it would have took.

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now on display at the Louvre museum of art

    A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to see what this person does with wood.

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    "Sustainable. Local. Homemade. Urban gardens. Kitchen hydroponics. Front yard chicken coops. None of these things are going to be going the way of Unicorn Frappuccinos and Molecular Gastronomy in the next decade. Though maybe we’ll all ease off on the homemade sourdough starter just a little…," Jessica shared some of the trends we might be seeing very soon. Whether this sort of future turns out to be utopian or dystopian is still up for grabs, though.

    Bored Panda was curious to hear pie artist Jessica's thoughts on the types of mistakes that beginners make in the kitchen, whether cooking or baking. She explained that keeping things neat and orderly can help avoid a lot of trouble down the line. For instance, working with everything 'mis en place' (that's 'out in place' before getting started) is a huge confidence booster. And it helps stop at least some of the chaos and amateurs from feeling overwhelmed and spiraling out of control.

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    Gwyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give this person a raise, wow

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't use onions. This is a crime.

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the workers be bored

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, if it weren't for the "real" picture I'd never have know the first one wasn't legit

    ToGo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! And isn't that just scary? If it wasn't for the people exposing the tricks and truths of social media lots of us would still believe there are all these uber-trendy, jet-setting, tiny-waisted, poreless, blemish-free, looks-100%24/7, "influencers" of the world.

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " you're legs are so pasty" " yeah I'll just put them back in the oil"

    Autistic apricot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought “wow that’s awesome” until I scrolled down more 🤣

    OffKeySinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realized the perfect shade of tan for me was a hotdog. Mind blown!

    Beck
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the bottom pic was imitating the real legs in top pic!!!

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate you too, broccoli!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hate on broccoli; they're just tired of receiving hate and finally giving it back. You go B! I'll eat you any time

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See? This is why children hate you

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you WERE about to eat it.

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s mad because someone forgot to drown him in cheese. Definitely not a happy little tree.

    Kat!!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was like, "How Dare You Steam Me!!!!"

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No ; one of the most wonderful dishes that I used to cook professionally is Chicken, Chorizo (or Bacon), Onion, Garlic, Broccoli, Pine Nut and Parmesan Pasta bake, cooked in a White Wine and stock redux. Bloody delicious !!!

    Jodagoatisagoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, and I liked steamed broccoli...

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    "Having all of the tools and ingredients needed before you get started with a recipe ensures that you don’t get half way through a step with some time-sensitive chemistry and then have to bail on your work because you need to run off to the store for something. And this should go without saying, but read the whole recipe before you get started with any of the steps!"

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    The ‘Recipes With Chaotic Energy’ project has 34.5k followers on Instagram, as well as a further 6.1k fans on Twitter. It’s your “daily inspiration” for weird things to ‘cook’ if you happen to be in the mood for some c H a O s.

    It’s no surprise that we find some of these food pics weird. Some of these are so strange, that they’d make practically anyone shrug, no matter what year they’re looking at them. Meanwhile, others seem like they might be the products of passing trends and online fads, as well as the results of really overactive imaginations.

    Is what you’re looking at food art? Debatable. But it’s important not to knock any recipe before actually tasting it. Something that looks weird might end up being your next favorite dish… or not.

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHHHG, RUNNNNN THE CANIBBLES ARE COMING!!!!

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kiwis eating kiwis...it never ends

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to eat that wafer building so much.

    Cristian Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda wants me to eat the whole dang thing.

    Anjali Cooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG THAT TOOK ME FOREVER TO FIGURE OUT 🤣🤣🤣

    Mary Bricklin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even realize what he was holding at first. Sat here thinking 'why is he holding a pretzel in front of that building?'

    Saucy Aussie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally couldn’t tell until I read the comments

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One bowl of existential stew, please.

    Rain the dragon rider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hellooooooo I am about to be eaten (pulls face and screams)

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke to Professor Nathalie Cooke from McGill University in order to learn more about vintage foods which might seem incredibly peculiar to someone seeing the recipes in the 21st century.

    Professor Cooke told us that vintage party food recipes from the 1950s are “the result of food fashion—but not just of a food ‘fad.’”

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    “That is, the basic flavor combination is something that reaches across the decades. What you’re describing may seem very odd to us in the 21st century, but the taste combinations—savory and sweet (tuna waffles, ham and bananas) or sweet and sour (mayo with lime) are surely very familiar,” she said that even though the exterior looks bizarre, the taste itself is something that’s timeless.

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifetime regret in 3...2...1...

    Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person never saw The Birds. Or maybe they were inspired by it, I'm not sure.

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    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass..." ♫♫

    Jess-a-men
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a new and exciting way to commit suicide.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you said you'd wear your bunny outfit, that's not what I thought you meant!

    D Battle II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let us bow our heads for a moment of silence.

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    PandaJon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ghost playing basketball???

    Cristian Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should draw it into one of my Kawaii artworks.

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    Gwyn
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoting the Awww comment because it's exactly what was in my head when I saw the pic

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    foofoofloofy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is making me incredibly sad, for some reason.

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah same. The fact that two literal mushrooms can be like this but I can't is depressing.

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need a little lettuce blanket

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be even better if they were doing it on an actual spoon.

    LavenderAxolotl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the kind of relationship that these two have

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok now flip over I wanna be the big spoon

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    “There were ‘fads’ at mid-century: think of cookbooklets demonstrating how to decorate one’s ham with slices of canned pineapple, topped with the bedazzling red of a maraschino cherry, for example! And you don’t mention the jaw-dropping recipes incorporating marshmallows in main course dishes, recipes that were brainchildren of corporate marketing departments.”

    She continued: “But if we were to create one of today’s favorites from scratch, say Pad Thai, we would start from the same basic taste combinations in what at first glance seem like bizarre plate partners,” she explained 

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    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why so sad is it because half of your face and scalp are missing?

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    Mark Howell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quality control inspection ;o)

    Someone Somewhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While True Putt One was good and Classic Fescue was fine enough. Classic Spring has the earthy, rich texture and flavor only discriminating palates such as mine can enjoy.

    Blarrg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid is cute. Except in humans.

    Clover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they made their choice from the grass vending machine.

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    Ever Roux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow. This person must have patience I can only dream of 🙃

    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually just turn the wax into roses. This is next level.

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really really impressive 🤯🤩😮😧😦

    𝖊𝖆
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole new meaning to cheesy feet

    Fabian Bernard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babybel ! I still model mices with the wax for my daughters

    Black Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so freaking cute. I could never

    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This had to be done during covid lockdown, lol

    GSMountainWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to turn these into wolf heads (I love wolves) but this is actually really nice

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    “Cooking bitter tamarind with water, raw sugar and fish sauce will build the basic foundation (sour, salty, and sweet). To that one would add the requisite green onions, bean sprouts, and noodles—and likely some additional flavor notes such as shallot, garlic, and perhaps dried turnip (salty and sweet) to deepen the flavor.”

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    Vicki Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m really impressed. I would never think of doing that, mainly because I’m too busy eating them, especially the American cheetos, so much better than Australian ones (we’re not allowed all the preservatives that make cheetos awesome).

    Ryner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this on BP before, it's actually super glued.

    InfiniteZeek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for confirming that. I was thinking there is no way that was built unless you had a bunch of people holding it in place until you reach the last piece.

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    Dawn Depietro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a ball I b willing to run after

    manalonedies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buckminister Fuller during the quarantine...

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. The blurring of the picture makes him look like my dad 💕 he would've totally done this too as a joke. I miss him so much

    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what Paul Hollywood gets up to between takes on Bake Off

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's eventually a match that I might win! Unround fruit leveling out my wonky playing skills. Yay!

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me join you grandpa

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    Doggo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re the same picture

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    John Carr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lidl bread - Mcennedy Toast American Style

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    The professor shared some of her thoughts about what the food of the future might look like, too. 

    “Perhaps that we try to ‘eat’ food without any taste at all—in the form of vitamin pills? Or drink it—in the form of smoothies? That we replicate the animal kingdom and encourage children to consume it—as gummy bears, cracker fishes, dinosaur eggs in oatmeal? That we continue to be mystified by the miracle of bread and milk?”

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be repurposed as a weapon??

    karla Meixnerová
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean like the Dwarf bread from Terry Prattchet series?

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    Malka de Lange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I imagine when reading Terry Pratchett's descriptions of dwarf battle bread!

    Malka de Lange
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't see all the panda's who beat me with this comment hahaha

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    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like steak from the top view

    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it just has “raw” energy🤪🤪🤪lol

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it's the best loaf of dwarf bread ever.

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the inside kind of looks like when a sponge soaks in water.

    Bryn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like bad meat.

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually really impressive

    Hugh Cookson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's going to get really messy though - pan is waaaaaay too small

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are gonna need a bigger pot

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As impressive as this is, that is too much pasta for that pot

    Chris Liu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italians punching the air rn

    Cristian Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DAMN RIGHT THAT IS WHAT MY GRANDFATHER'S SISTER DOING RIGHT NOW! HECK!!! SHE IS PROBABLY FLIPPING OVER HER TABLES at HER RESTAURANT IN ITALY RIGHT NOW!!!

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    ToGo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "OMG! I hope it does that again, I need to go grab my phone to take a pic".

    Amanda Davids
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don’t break the spaghetti:

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I am part Italian and my grandfather's sister owns a restaurant in Italy that serves really good spaghetti if my Grandpa's sister saw this trust she will be mad.

    Samantha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you find noodles that long?

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of them is the forbidden ice cream lol

    Vic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lick one, the other licks you..

    Me
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This family likes white splotchy stuff, even the floor.

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no. What is that ice cream made of?

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    Meanwhile, others fully embrace the massive weirdness of chaotic foodstuff. For instance, Sébastien Mathys and Jonas Nyffenegger, the founders of the ‘Totally Gourmet’ Instagram page, shared with Bored Panda that they’re huge fans of experimenting in the kitchen.

    "We like to experiment in the kitchen and try new flavors whenever given the opportunity,” they told us earlier, adding that strange and ‘ugly’ photos stand out on social media.

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disaster in the making since the cry of the Mandrake is fatal to anyone who hears it.

    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lesser known chickenradish.

    Dawn Bodtke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I took my hubby grocery shopping with me, these would be completely and totally inappropriately arranged in 5 minutes...

    AmmoniteCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the radish from Spirited Away.

    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw me like one of your French girls

    Stew
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. No I can't this is too cute to be true

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right is kind of sexy !

    Kimberley Gayle Thomas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they start dancing without heads I'm either leaving or joining in

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    SR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just keep loafing, just keep loafing."

    Ricky Moore
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MS Office Assistant??....is this your new job??....gotta make that dough i suppose..

    Jef Bateman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those prices are in Euros, yes? Seems a little steep for a roll.

    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not rolls, as in they're not small rolls, they're whole round loaves.

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    ELEPHANT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sees you when your shopping. He knows when you buy carrots.He knows if your a Karen or not so don't be FOR GOODNESS SAKE

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    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like the others..

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes— this is a major no no. Please, please, please DO NOT let your parrot anywhere around avocados. They are one of the most toxic foods and can kill a parrot. Any bird owner should know this.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't see you at camouflage practice!" "Sir, thank you, sir!"

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo am I the only one who would accidentally eat it??

    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like the other….

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    Sébastien and Jonas admitted that some of their fans lose their appetites when they see some of the photos they post on their page.

    "We know what you mean. This occurs to us as well... We have tips to help, depending on the picture," they urged internet users to come forward and share their experiences.

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like water or water with added italics?

    Lem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italics cost an extra 20 cents/mL

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one will leave you how you are, the other will give you a ninties anime voice over

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be standing at that machine for hours trying to decide which one I trust more

    Trevor Stephens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water, and the Water she told you not to worry about

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can has gained all the power in the world!!

    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What can? Proofread. That is a picture of a Cat.

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    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like one of those toddlers that climb up inside a claw game!

    Leoninus Fate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have made a delicious mistake"

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it's just eating there.

    Rayvyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kitty has won, but at what cost

    LSR
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Meowww! My food tastes like cat urine and shite!"

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    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have gum and your friends walk by

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks I’m trying to tapir off. Try next door: they’re probably feeling peccary-ish.

    rw55066
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I want to name it Marvin

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, at the lunch counter eyeing the mac and cheese and dino nuggies

    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He/she is really wanting that biscuit

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    They also shared one of their worst food disaster stories. "Younger Jonas organized a Surströmming party in a public park in Geneva with a few friends and me," Sébastien told Bored Panda.

    "Surströmming is a Swedish delicacy made of fermented fish. Most of our friends refused to even try and backed away from the smell. Actually, the scent was so strong that everybody in a radius of 50m decided to leave. Even a group of punks. Our tasting was too trash for them."

    It just goes to show that some recipes are too much for some people, no matter the Instagram project. The chaos is just too overwhelming.

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    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this chair. It'll go great with my jellybean bag and iced bun coffee table

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a chair that looks like cake, or a cake that looks like a chair?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell you how many times I've looked at a chair and thought, "Man, I wish I could eat that."

    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone remember the Cupcake Dolls? This wouldn't look out of place in their home!

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mildly disturbing...

    Coolwhip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know what was wrong at first, I was looking for faces in the avocado lol.

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should grow these, oh wait.

    Tt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seed is probably misaligned and they didn't cut right in the middle

    Destiny Thornton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I was thinking they were two different avocados. The two halves don't look like they match up.

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    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how surprised he looks

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really think he's surprised. He's holding the food higher than his mouth so the bird can reach it. I used to this as well when I still had a bird. He is probably doing it on purpose as well.

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    Na Schi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh, how I can relate. Unfortunately on both sides... 😶

    Kahna Wanna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All de Worldly Stuffs belongs to BIRDS FIRST! It is an unwritten law of Parrot "ownership".

    לילי וילקר
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you dare to refuse to give them the dish with onions/chocolate/dairy you are a cruel&heartless and they will let you know

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    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What was it we said about your cholesterol?"

    Daycare Attendant Sun
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, Stinky, does this every morning with my dad. One bite for him, a nibble for her.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby dino want a taste

    Cristian Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I thought he was wearing a bull or cattle skull mask but it was a parrot!LOL!!!

    Danielle Holder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was rats along his back, not a bird

    Ahhhh,itsLouna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.... Took me way too long to get that the guy is not wearing a weird costume. 😆 Just didn't see the bird. 🤦‍♀️

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    Juan Ghote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these is Starbucks, the other is in a cup...

    SDLT010
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these is Starbucks and the other is liquid s**t in a cup

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    D Battle II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of waking up....is runoff in your cup!

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else a coffee with milk? Think I made a little but too much.

    Rachel Benge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're just as bad for you when you drink them

    CookieCrump
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, gather as much as you can! Infinite Starbucks!!

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Carl hated dress shopping"

    Cristian Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok the face on the Chihuahua made my day and...........................................................................................................................................lookin pretty sussy right now...

    Chris Liu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog stepped on a bee 🤣

    Stew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like its Domingo. That's what makes this picture Bette r

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that dog just vomit? Stay outta Chicago if you think that looks like pizza.

    Rachel Benge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look like Sid the Sloth 🤣

    Lene
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a dog mid-sneeze? 😍

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing chaotic, just zen

    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before you cook the food, you must be the food

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of an episode of "Worlds Dumbest Criminals" where a cop pulled over a guy for a traffic stop. When he heard something in the trunk he had the guy open it... where he found a cat, alive but marinating in oil and red pepper flakes. When a reporter later asked him if he had planned to eat the cat the guy told him "the cat had miscarried and that that was the placenta". The reporter says "But isn't it a male cat?" The guy was convicted for animal cruelty and the cat was cleaned up and adopted by a lady who saw the broadcast. You can't make this stuff up.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't kit the cookie! I mean don't cook the kittie!

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We heard you like sushi so we put sushi in your sushi...

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in America. At least I assume so...

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    Miocha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is actually impressive

    will bower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a sushi that would actually fill me up

    Viraj Shrivastava
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    might be a little big for my chopsticks

    Anikulapo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I… I need some of this. Now. Gimme it.

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right it should have been a pineapple flavored Pringle

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    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh too much 🤣 love pineapple on pizza

    kat lia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    give it to your italian friends and they will be offended by the pineapple on pizza.

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have "Hawaiian Pizza" (Which I love) in Canada and I still find this disgusting.

    Avinor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the evil 😈 !!!

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    David Attenborough: Because the sour gummy caterpillar (eruca gelatinosis uvam) is a delicacy amongst humans, no one has ever seen a sour gummy butterfly.

    Ashbug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else read that in his voice?

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Robin will be quite surprised if it tries to eat it. Especially if it is one of the sour ones.

    smg15
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    his baby worms are growing in the branch

    Cristian Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok pretty cute andwhere can i find these worms

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so gullible...I thought it was a real caterpillar at first.

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nevermind that it's way too much food for one. But I'm really interested how she managed to bake that cake in the microwave.

    Gaya Knust
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually quite easy to bake cakes in the microwave and it is so much faster. The trick is learn how your microwave "behaves" cos if you leave it one minute extra it can ruin the cake.

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would love to get a copy! Ever since the pandemic I've been learning to cook several things in the microwave. Cakes, souffle, rice, beans, lentils, chicken breast, and scrambled eggs, among other things.

    AnnaB
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.amazon.com/Microwave-Cooking-One-Marie-Smith/dp/1565546660

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    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't make most of that in a microwave. And is that Jell-o between the cake and corn?

    AnxietyRiddenMom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this book in real life at my local goodwill

    Cathy Augustine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my oven quit my granddaughter's birthday came up, I learned how to make a cake in my crock pot

    Tweaked
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that.... a milkshake? Next to a jelly!? Beside a trifle!!?

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    Amy Bindokas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love the smell of bacon!

    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eatable mask! Would not remain in my face very long🤭

    Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shape looks familiar. Took me a minute, I'm embarrassed to admit.

    Dawn Depietro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG yes please I would buy a box of them for 50$ no problem

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a face mask that even anti maskers would consider wearing. The rest of us normal folk would just eat it, well I would 😋

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    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just why why did you have to do this to me!!! WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

    Ana Ferreira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow, I can taste this picture, and I hate it.

    Miocha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did you know that if you pour orange juice into pepper like in this photo it will taste good?

    Jerry Ryan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like both orange juice and bell peppers but not combined

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    Ms. Human Being
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you want tea but don’t have a cup

    sinead
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you don't want to do the dishes...

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering how it tastes

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cinderella and her pickle stagecoach! (Also this image is cursed)

    BrookeBT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see a woman with pickles in her shoes you go for it. No questions asked. And no I don't have a pickle fortune behind me - stop asking.

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    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 100% sure there is someone out there who has a pickles and food fetish at the same time.

    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if we ignore the pickles…wow those are some high heels

    pink_panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like Pleasers, the gold standard brand for pole performers.

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    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens if the seat breaks??

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickle queen, coming through, that girl is you

    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time I heard of someone possibly being *on* a pickle

    Owen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you never know when you'll need a pickle.

    Lora Berckenhoff
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE DESIGNER OF THE SHOES IS MR. P. VLASIC .

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "O Canada! Where eggs are good as cash!"

    Lem
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn’t even register in my mind that this was Canadian money

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would expect this in the us not Canada

    sinead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣????

    Mud spider
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving me soos from gravity falls vibes

    Posmol W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish we could pay in eggs instead of cash

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that a fried egg is worth ten dollars. What's the problem?

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew it Canda is really the land of breakfast

    Sheila Weila
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they get it in there without breaking the yolk? I can't get one out of the pan without breaking it.

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put it in the microwave. Should still be good.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the coolest rock I've ever seen.

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Pizza 🍕

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again. Stay outta Chicago if you think that looks like pizza.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knows? The cure for cancer may be growing on that.

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    Jess-a-men
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They remind me of the oysters from Alice in Wonderland.

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, the cook in me can't get past how bland those look.

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you waiting for? Eat them.

    ArodTheHorrible
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might be one of the greatest things I've ever seen

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    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup and then at the end of the year it tries to flame me with my "weirdest combination" of mother mother and simon and garfunkle

    Pumpkin Spice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do do do do do do do, some cop sticking up my wagon-

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    Artsy Bookworm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I. Don't. Care. I just need my food

    Posmol W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ring was mixed up with the one above

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that pitcher on the table !!

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Been there, done that. What's for dinner?"

    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much happening in one picture

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    Woltax
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the bus to downtown?😺

    Francine Govan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this one of those cats who "loafs" that people are always talking about? 😻

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    Sleepy_Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is. But how did they get that much popcorn?

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    Aesthetic Studios
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel dirty seeing this... Their clothes might be dirty unless they have a bag covered on them or they went to a shower before eating…

    Happy Traveller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How and why? Why don't any of these photos have a source?

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It'll be over before the previews end.

    Kimberleia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have to pause the movie to get more popcorn. Genius.

    Sascha Dix
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, these are teeth :)

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Meanwhile my mother flipping them over with her fingers*

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't stupid, if it works. ☺

    Miocha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one is quite brilliant actually

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not practical, but not a bad idea. Improvisation.

    SkekVi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh this is actually very clever.

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    AsexualCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i saw this video so basically the bird was trying to eat the capybara but when it realized that it was too big it tried to reach for another one ;-; but it just ducked and ran away and it continued trying to fit this capybara in it's mouth

    Chris Liu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, capybaras are very chill

    SkekVi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pelicans just be LIKE this tho...

    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pelicans are one of those birds that get so tame they come up to you. Bad if you're a fisherman. Fun if you're anyone else. Unless you're a capybara, I guess

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they won't stop talking about their vacation at work

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hot and it’s mine

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats love to sit on the newest thing in the room ! At least mine does

    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Garfield curled up in a pan of lasagna.

    Eat Dirt Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If not for sitting, then why haz warm?"

    Avinor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some just put ananas on it but why not , full of protein

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is very evil 👿 very very evil 😈

    Sue Lynn Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a king of chaotic evil here people

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever did this...how annoying are your coworkers

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    KENOBI
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not a choking hazard

    Posmol W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the person receiving it was vegan...

    Avinor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a true romantic . Put it on a pizza extra cheese instead and I ll say yes immediately

    Lilly's Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too small to be a choking hazard? (Sorry, that was somewhat cruel...)

    Happy Traveller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was how Mr. Burger proposed to Ms. King. In all seriousness, was this from an employee, cause I'd be pretty upset if my ring ended up in someone's takeaway meal.

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    Spider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has been murdered in that room.

    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Leonardo, have you seen my wallet?" - Splinter

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on the delivery guy's face is priceless....

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what they do when they aren't protecting the city!

    Mud spider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The delivery guy has seen enough

    will bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Splinter is away on holiday

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... that exactly how I imagined April's downfall

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    Owen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an ironing board made of ground meat?

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, an ironing board covered in ground meat. But same, difference. ☺

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    Ever Roux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad it's not me who's going to have to clean the thing 😁

    Amy Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hoping they had the good sense to cover it in waxed paper beforehand, lol

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    Mathieu D.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wasted meat. Some animals died for this. ( and I’m not vegan, I do eat meat)

    Liv
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, sad. Just why. Also not vegan nor vegetarian, just with a conscience.

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    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't want a wrinkle in your burgers!

    M Whee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoah that's expensive.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nit enough iron in your meal? Say no more!

    Lene
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure this wasn't done recently..... the meat prices are too crazy to play with meat like that, imo.

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    Gul Dukat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And whatabout this. Is this cheese also?" - Borat

    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see no problem here. Perfectly legit recipe.

    Benita Valdez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caro Caro posting their lunch picture 😁

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    Ever Roux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I was thinking I'd already seen everything.

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculous. The straws need to be closer to the front so they fit between your toes.

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want those converse scrubbies, they'd be great for cleaning the kitchen. Someone bought me a pair of duster slippers, they work great.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the converse with brushes on are useful

    Vera Cho
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the converse are convenient

    Official Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this store? where is it????

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    Esha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom said I was the new Gordon Ramsey though...

    Deux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm legit terrified of pressure cookers.

    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's why I don't use a pressure cooker. About 30 years ago, the lid blew off our and my mother got 3rd degree burns on her chest.

    Ryner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pressure cookers are safe nowadays. You wont see that happening with an instant pot these days.

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    Nurichwersonst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tried to cook! Watch the news for it!" 😅

    GirlFriday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the pressure cooker! Those were so much fun!

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    Juan Ghote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gainz for the pizza, pizza for the gainz = infinity loop.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of *ahem* some certain *adult films*!

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    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y’know…I love cake, but I don’t think I would be able to eat this.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now is that cake FOR the roach or someone who likes roaches?

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be for an entomologist's birthday.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big nope for me ! I don’t care! I hate them I won’t even joke about it ! I will let spiders play on my face I don’t want to see a roach on a cake or anywhere else! I hate how a Roach pops up when I type roach !

    TuesdayDangerGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you don't want to share your cake with anyone

    MOONIE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    youre done, youre done.

    pink_panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what flavor this is.

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    MikeWheelerFan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The structures inside of its mouth are so interesting…I’m glad the person captured this photograph.

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    Anon Yymi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't seem to be going all that well by the looks of it

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    Sarah Turney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else doo dooing the xfiles tune

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking that Mulder needs to see this.

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get Mulder and Scully NOW!!!

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    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hang on. Dismantling this one. KFC partnered with Sony and Eastpack. Demons were involved and of course a blood pact.

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lady and the tramp - grey shades edition.

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you are a prisoner of the Impasta

    idraax poission
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you run out of rope, but your Don's grandma made psta

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    Evelyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but the pinky up makes it fancy

    Nicole Cabrera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat it. Reminds me of tartare. lol.

    Johanna she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make dairy free ice cream that still uses animal products

    Chris D'Asta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally am clawing my eyes out.

    BakedKahuna
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Mett aka German sushi. Needs some onions.

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    Jan Rosier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there's one goregrind-bandname I am able to read

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorditas, Quesadillas, and Death Metal Logos...made fresh while you wait.

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their early work was good but it's too cheesy now.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pairs wonderfully with Ol' Dirty Custard and a Long Island Ice-T.

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is an example of chaotic evil behaviour

    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wu Tang Flan Ain't Nothing To F**k With.

    Jen&Tonic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s nothing to f*** with…

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a flan in the shape of the Wu Tang Clan (American hip hop group) symbol. So it’s a “Wu Tang Flan” 🍮

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    RandomHumanBean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    better than when I ordered pizza a few days ago with my friends, we ordered 1 Hawaiian (eww) and one pepperoni, and one cheese. we got one Hawaiian (eww) and one Hawaiian with no cheese (even more eww). also, all of the juices from the tomato sauce evaporated on the cheese-less one and it just tasted like dried-up tomato. it was DISGUSTING and i was very sad cuz i wanted pizza :(

    Gwyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, but the cheese stayed?

    Jack
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that’s the crust. You can tell by those holes in it. But I thought that too at first!

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    PandaJon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to glue them down

    digitalin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it's None Pizza with Left Beef!

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    JesT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget new car smell, McNuggetroma is it!

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    Cody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a horrible meat to bread ratio.

    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't aware Escher was into Culinary Arts as well.

    Gem Animations
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey how do you want your sandwich cut?". "Idk do whatever". (The backstory)

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. The bread to filling ratio is WAY off.

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    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that look so much like my rooster? Is he breaking into other people's houses again?

    Peej Maybe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One pizza.... (frrrrt) with extra mozzarellla!

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken on a pizza is a bad thing....

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    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn’t have noticed without the comment

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    Chris D'Asta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. She just broke my brain. Brilliant.

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    Jo Johannsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that "make it complete" or "leave no leftovers"?

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    Mistiekim
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They asked for extra cheese and they are gonna get extra cheese

    Rayvyn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like im playing the papa louie game's on cool math for kids again

    Doggo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THATS a cheese burger

    BrookeBT
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The state of Wisconsin will not apologize for it's cheese

    MOONIE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    throw that mess on a grill and thats my kind of burger

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    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now, for my next song, that childhood classic......"On Top Of Spaghetti"

    John L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like ramen, but I appreciate your comment. ☺

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, this belongs to the lead guitarist of Ramenstein.

    olx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% would play. i want the matching bass.

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    Max M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember to tighten the pepperoni to about 130 Newton

    PandaJon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you should always keep a spare pizza in the trunk