When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.
And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!
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Our cats are oldies and now they outwardly demand help with voice and eyes of what they want staff (us) to do.
My cat turtle walked two cat beds around the house until she found the perfect spots. If we had stairs, she would have done this.
Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.
I just started humming Micheal Jackson's "I'm bad" when I saw this.
At least one of mine would be in the top box on the far right. The higher, the better!
Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet.
Yet on other posts I've seen this called "My dad telling his cat how fat it is". People just recycle the same pictures and claim them as their own.
I saw the original post. He's not a vet, he's the owner. A woman uploaded it with the caption "My husband explaining the obesity chart to our cat."
That explains why the vet has a hat! I was wondering :D
Load More Replies...At least its not "fake news".....Oh wait....Nevermind
Load More Replies..."Pawlitics update", "Cat fight"! The daughters have been raised well! The humor is pawesome!
Also "Miss Fluffy Won The Pageant" and a drawing of a cat in a sash and tiara. I can't.
Load More Replies...Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.
I read somewhere that Toothless' mannerisms were based of off a cat!
Load More Replies..."So hey dude how you doing. This is how it's going to work. you give me belly rubs I give you hairballs. Deal?"
The deal changed, you try to give me belly rubs I give you bites.
Load More Replies...Let's dispense with the all fours charade. I'm not doing that all week.
You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.
"Tell me Tiddles,what were you the god of again?".........cue Led Zeppelin 'Immigrant Song'.
Just put cat biscuits in the cone of shame and tell him he is gorgeous
We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something.
Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)
Neuter. Nurture means something else entirely. Though it could be said that you nurture your cat by having her neutered.
Load More Replies...Spay and neuter, people. And be careful about commas. Because, y'knbow, otherwise I just said to spay and neuter people... OK, I really gotta get my cat off my laptop....
Some people need spaying and neutering, though. Sometimes, Darwin awards just ain't enough.
Load More Replies...In the eternal words of Bob Barker, "Spay and neuter your goddamn pets."
Talk to your kittehs about proper birth control... because if you don't, who will?
Shot of a lifetime - You can always make her more pasta (or just watch her eat it while giggling to yourself like an idiot...)
most likely a female-tortoiseshells and calicos usually are
Load More Replies...Awww...he's just a big fan of "Lady and the Tramp" movie. =(^.^)=
If you let your cat walk freely outside - put a collar on it. If it has eating problems put that info on the collar. I have a friend whose cat can't stop eating - it'll eat anything and everything it could get. Once he wandered into one the apartment of a little old lady who fed the "starving" cat three cans of tuna. A nightmarish 12 hours followed for both cat and owner.
Collars are dangerous for outdoor cats because they can get caught on things like tree branches and strangle/trap them. They do make breakaway collars but every cat I've had could get rid of that one within the first day out
Load More Replies...For those YELLING about keeping cats indoors? Some cats will literally harm themselves if keptindoors. I do TNR, feral care, rescue, and some are *not* adapting to indoor-only life. So please consider that one situation does not fit all for cats any more than for other animals. And some cats, if stray or feral, will *never* be okay about food any mroe than people who've starved would be. What's ideal isn't always what's *possible*.
AS usual, Reality is much more complicated than we take into account at first glance. "In Australia, hunting by cats helped to drive at least 20 native mammals to extinction and continues to threaten at least 124 more. Their introduction has caused the extinction of at least 33 endemic species on islands throughout the world. Feral and domestic cats kill billions of birds in the United States every year, where songbird populations continue to decline." (wikipedia)
Load More Replies...Can we please get of this "keep your cats inside" b******t? It just doesn't work with some cats. Bird population my a*s...if you're worried about that, maybe stop using pesticides. Cat haters!
"Cat haters" because people care about songbird populations? "Bird population my a*s"?? You mean your a*****e right?? Take the blinders off and wipe the foam from your mouth dimwit. People like you make me real mad. I'm a vet tech, a dj, an animal advocate and will continue to broadcast that we need to CONTROL pet populations in order to PROTECT songbirds and other vulnerable at-risk prey species. KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE FROM DAY ONE HUMANS! As for you Jen Moya shut your ugly mouth.
Load More Replies...I found my own orange cat's twin soul. Had to put a childproof latch on the trash can because of him
Plot twist: you actually share an orange cat.
Load More Replies...Is this how you get a cat? *Runs to check all the vents* Awwww :( no cats today.
What else he gonna do when people don’t have chimneys?
Load More Replies...my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T
If it is a tap with a lever use an elastic band to keep the tap closed. I've had to do this with my cat.
Load More Replies...Clearly that's a critique of the not so great fresh water service the hoomans in this house give!
My best friends lynx point Siamese would ring the wind chimes in the bathroom when he wanted water, then would ring them again when he was done
My bigger worry is that our cats figured out the doorknobs. We're almost obsolete...!
We won't be obsolete. Cats will continue to expect up to be their servants, regardless of all the skills they have. That is why they are cats!
Load More Replies...If you thought that cats are not intelligent.....I think you've got the wrong perception, they are survivors, they are also are comfort seekers.
Well, cats are a bit snobby when it comes to water I think. My cats absolutely refuse drinking the water from the tap for some reason, they like to drink bottled still water. I tried filling up the bottles from the tap a few times and then pour it on their bowls, showing them it's being poured "from" the bottle, but I guess they figure it out from the taste or smell or something, so they refuses to drink it. Thank god they don't talk, they'd probably ask for Voss or Fiji.
Who wouldn’t want fresh water over water sitting in an open bowl all day? Unless it’s out side and a dirty puddle. 😂
There's a whole thread to this one! I've seen it before! (He kept mom, spayed and found good homes for all the babies!)
He still has the kittens! I just looked him up to see an update and they're all living their best life together. It's adorable.
Load More Replies...Wow they sure picked the right home/human/bed. Good job!
Load More Replies...I have a kind of similar story. I was at a friends house and we were getting ready to all go to a concert together. One of the guys in my group wasn't feeling good so he stayed behind at our friends house. Later that evening he sent me a pic of their cat laying in his chest and said there cat was sooo sweet and cuddly. I told and showed my friend who's house it was and he just looked back at me in a dead serious way and said "that's not my cat...." seriously, we all lost it cause it was so funny. Turns out, this cat had snuck into some duct in the basement (probably cause it was cold outside), went wandering through the house, found Matt laying on the couch, and decided to snuggle. Lol!!! They do have two cats and two dogs, but their cats like to roam so we hardly ever saw them. They live out in the country.
how are people finding cats in that are not their's in their house... i want one lol
My dog started going crazy one night and one of my cats was yowling so I stumble out of bed and into the kitchen to see a random cat on the counter drinking the dripping water from our sink. It saw me, casually jumped down, strolled slowly through the two adjoining rooms and out the dog door. All the while my dog is loosing his mind barking and staying as far away as he could. Damn cat acted like it owned the place. Never saw it again. That day I realized the magnetic chip tag reader on the dog door wasn’t working anymore.
Load More Replies...This is Torre Argentina, a cat sanctuary in Rome. Such dedicated people ! If in Rome and you're a Cat Lover you need to pay them a visit.
And you sure you want to know why ? Let's say they have a kind of hosts there that would mess you up if you meet in a restaurant ? Four legged, hairy, with a tail. Sometimes bigger than the cats themselves.
Load More Replies...i know that place, it's Largo di Torre Argentina. an unoficial cat sanctuary
When you are in Rome, please visit the cat sanctuary Torre Argentina with 140 shelter cats.
That's a "never more" kind of pic. Is this cat's name Poe? It should be.
We went on a little vacation a couple months after getting my cat (16 years ago) and our elderly neighbors took care of her. When we returned, the wife had made up a little photo album with pictures she had taken of the cat during the few days we were gone. Every picture also had a handwritten caption. All these years later and I still have it on my bookcase.
It's probably the "shocked" pregnant cat's baby daddy trying to collect on it
"Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."
"Haha, yep... just Catwoman. Definitely not the Caped Crusader, the Dark Night, the Worlds Best Detective... I definitely don't live in Bruce Manor with a butler named Alfred and a sidekick/son named Dameowan (see what i did there)...."
Load More Replies...Now I'm picturing Batman with a little tiny bell around his neck thanks to this cat. XD!
Hahaha! Chasing laser pointers and ignoring the bat signal :)
Load More Replies...Or she's like - "Gosh, hooman - not again! What do you want from me?!"
Load More Replies...I have a kitty like this. She is timid and when people say her name she is like ah man they are gonna want to do some cat thing with me. :)
Is this a "white cat" thing? I've been looking after a white street kitty who looks just like this one, and he always looks at me with such a reproachful expression on his face. Like, "you have betrayed me yet again with your Fancy Feast and your Temptations, and I don't want to see you ever again!"
Well, I have a white cat and he looks happy. Then again, he does have a little bit of ginger on him.
Load More Replies..."The Naming of Cats" by T. S. Eliot: The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there's the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, or George or Bill Bailey - All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter - But all of them sensible everyday names. But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular, A name that's peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? ...
Awww so wish I could have a cat but I'm deathly allergic. Why is life so cruel :'(
My china cabinet looked like this one day.That'll teach me to make sure the door latches properly!
My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.
He just wants to make sure your head is comfortable
Load More Replies...Ah well the prophet Mohammed cut his robe so not to disturb the cat, so you are doing well. Good on you.
My dad's cat does that- lies right in front of him, while he is kneeling! lol
Thank You God for everything. PS: send more mice my way, please! Amen
I read that Mohammed cut off part of his robe to avoid disturbing a cat that was sleeping on it. So I guess you got off easy. All your clothes are still in one piece.
I don't pray, but when I work out, my cat will pet itself on my hands an face.
Lol this would make a great addition to @_Islamicat on Twitter. I highly recommend checking it out it's to funny.
The cat is atheist, like all non-human animals. Humans are the only ones who made up such silliness. Then again, for all we know, our cats think we are magic food wizards...
Load More Replies...Nawh, the Devil wears Prada, the CAT wears Gucci, LoL~!!
Load More Replies...My cat does this. He wears the shoes of everyone who comes in my house. :o)
I have a cat. Her name is Delores. And you commented on a cat post. I like this :)
Load More Replies...Don't tell Mom...she doesn't know about the bra's and panty things yet.
There was a supernatural mystery a long time ago, where the heroine was a cat, tossed down a well, who became a human. When she got up the first day as a woman (after being rescued from the well) she remembered her old owner put on a dress--but she didn't remember the undergarments...
Load More Replies...What do you do that you own a pink ladder? Second question, are you hiring?
You do realize that cats like to push things of the edge of tables, shelves, roofs...
It's just the worst, and they do it just to do it. No reason at all!!!
Load More Replies...Every year I put my ladder next to the house so I can put up christmas lights and every damn year my dumbass cat climbs up the ladder and gets stuck on the roof. The official start of the holiday season for me is getting my cat off the roof.
That was my thought, that cat is going to eff you up.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a fun story where our cat got stuck on the roof because of this.
(Upon pressing A) Cat: Hello human! Yes, I am a talking cat. I have been cursed by an evil being. I know a potion to turn me back; it requires BEETS, WATER, A CAULDRON, and A WOODEN SPOON. Could you be so kind as to find the ingredients for me?
"gripping your pillow (or your food?) tight..." <<< Exit light.
Load More Replies...looks like Toothless is part of the game ... where is the promised fish ???
Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face
It is quite effective! Look at his tummy. He's eating well lol
Load More Replies...Lucky you, our late cat used to claw up our legs! It's cute when he's a kitten, but when he's twenty pounds?
Twenty pounds? You sure it wasn't a lion or something?
Load More Replies...That reminds me of when for some reason, my dad dreamt that our *neutered* *male* cat had laid eggs.
Load More Replies...Not sure if that's a typo or what, but I am definitely calling them that now!
Load More Replies...My cat, sits in front of a mirror admiring herself, mirror, mirror,on the wall......... !!!
Ya got the joke wrong. It's: Knock, Knock, Who's there, Knocks glass of the table.
Load More Replies...My cat: *Screaming till it gets my attention* Me: *Showing how much I love and appreciate my cat* My cat: *Running away with twisting tail* "Hooman don't you have a life?"
Is it a sin that I am looking at these, my cat is sitting on the floor, patting me on the knee. ?
Bob may never recover from the nightmares that haunt him... shaving cats would be fun they told him... but it wasn't... it wasn't fun...
Had to give my cat pills once. She's wasn't a super warm and friendly begin with, she was very aloof. Knew I was going to have to prepare for battle. Decided I would try to "swaddle" her in a towel so she couldn't claw me. Well, those were MY plans, silly me. She saw me coming, I should have known to "throw in the towel" right there. But no, I go in and put the towel on her, she shrieks like a banshee, tried to leap, grabbed her in midair and in her fear she sprayed me with diarrhea :( Not only did it get all over me, on my hair, on my face but it was in every nook and cranny of my dining room. Took me hours to clean! Called the vet and said we need another option, I can't do this for 10 days. Lol. And of course then the vet tells me she could have given her a shot while we were at the vet earlier...Say what? Why didn't you make this offer before? And of course the cat's trust in me never recovered. Ever.
There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet it has a lot to do with claws.
We had our Manx groomed once a month or so. SHe enjoyed it tho the groomer put mittens on Hootie's front paws that would sometimes swipe. She had excess fur and our hot climate made her uncomfortable. Was the best stray that ever showed up here. She lived a full life here and I miss her.
Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.
Nope. All ready so much floof on the seat that he needs a clean spot.
Load More Replies...1. Physics does not apply to cats. 2. Because physics does not apply to cats and they lvoe to show off...
Nah, a cat would have written - "Humans are Good Servants But Should Be Micromanaged At All Times"
No, it’s just a fact. I don’t understand why there’s so much nonsense in our culture about cats not being nice or not liking people. Every [non-abused] cat I have known is a social creature with at least someone in their home. My cats sleep where I spend time. If I change rooms or floors for any amount of time, they’re likely to follow.
Mine follows me all the time, is at the door when I get home and stopped eating when I was a way for a week.
Load More Replies...We all know the government uses cute, cuddly cats to control the world
Of course not, just held his claws, er paws, where they would be of the most inspiration.
PLEASE take pix of your cat and all its markings (feet included) so you can avoid these little faux paws in life....
I don't understand why do people forget cats have 9 lives. Tom still got 8 left.
Haha.. I was wondering the same thing.. the cat dug his way out..
Load More Replies...My friend thought his cat had been killed by a car, watched her die. You can imagine his reaction, when his actual cat came bounding into the garden!!
I need the entire story of the House of Vickers! Ha ha ha This is just too funny.
Well apparently you are very good at keeping the food bowl full, she bragged to the others, and they need to confirm
Load More Replies...My elderly neighbor said she noticed my cat was starting to sleep on top of her car in her carport which seemed odd, he had a cat door and could come in whenever he wanted. Asked her if it bothered her (don't know what I would have done if it did) and she said no. Then she mentioned that twice she found him snoozing on their bed. I said that's odd, why would he start going in your house like that? She said it may have something to do with the salmon I reheated for him from my freezer. Lol. He kind of became a dual household cat after that. Whenever she would leave th door open to take groceries in or whatever he'd saunter in and make himself at home.
A cat I took care of once would bring home injured feral cats to share his food and bed with. He hadn't been cared for very well himself in the past, and I figure he didn't want others to experience what he had. I was happy to oblige his compassionate spirit.
Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.
My son's chinchilla has chewed through more charger wires than I care to admit. I keep asking him why he can't remember to put away the wires BEFORE he lets the chinchilla out but that convo goes nowhere. What is it about those wires?
Load More Replies...My rat did this to me dog. I hid some treats around the living room for the doc to find, as she found them she pulled them up in her bed. The rat just walked over like a queen, took the treats, and pranced back to her cage. Winter (the dog) just gave me the saddest look, I died laughing :D
"There's a fluffy thing in my home. It doesn't seem to respond to my attempts of communication. It is apparently taking over and my human isn't doing anything about it. Conclusion: It's an almighty being of fluff."
Let's see. Broom, divining bowl, book of spells, it doesn't look good. l
Your cat WAS a witch, until the spell went wrong, blew up the broom, and almost landed her in a bowl of water.
I don't like seeing cats in clothes, because it is for our amusement and not their's. It usually makes cats very uncomfortable.
Makes me wonder, if the cat is really fine and doesn't give a damn, or is he super sick :/
Nah, he doesn't give a damn. That's a subway stop in Istanbul and that is one of the very well fed and loved cats of Istanbul.
Load More Replies...One of my neighbour's cat sits outside on the road and all the cars have to go around him, whoever tries to move him he'll just ignore them. He's either too confident or too stupid, but he's been lucky for a couple of years, ain't nobody gonna win him over, he ain't moving for anyone.
Except humans do suck. This is a video and someone came off the stairs and kicked it. I hope that person is stuck between two rocks somewhere, lonely and desolate.
except they do because this is a video, and soon somebody kicks it. And I hope they were hit by a meteor.
it would have been hilarious if the cat would have slapped the phone off his hand for taking a bad picture.
Guy's hot. And likes cat. A lil strange. But good looking..Agreed Carlota.
Looks like the artist was on acid, drawing a cat who was also on acid
Even better, he now brings an orange friend with him!
Load More Replies...You have made a lot of money on "Hello Kitty", so just let the cat appreciate some art for free, goddamimit!
Son?! Get a life! I love cats, but would never consider them "children". They are (the best ever) PETS!
ill have you know we have a dog and my mom considers him her son and to us hes our brother. so u have ur opinion and ill have mine but i consider em family
Load More Replies...I was thinking more like terraria cos that’s more pixelated
Load More Replies...(if clicked BUY) I have many things to offer you, human. FOOD, WATER, POTION, BOTTLE, WATER. (if clicked SELL) What do you have to offer me today, human? *choosing random item* I can give you $100 for that. YES or NO? (if leaving) Thank you, human. Come again! Meow!
Nope, he/she is simply presenting all her gifts to her humans. Lovely cat!
Can I borrow her, so she can find my lost socks and line them up for me?
Possibly a veteran of a trap-neuter-release campaign. Ears are tipped to show they've been neutered. This lucky pair seem to have been adopted.
Load More Replies...Why did they censor the non-profane part of the word and leave the profane part uncensored?
I mean I guess a*s isn't profane either, if you're talking about a donkey
Load More Replies...Day 10: The human thinks I can't tell. They think wrong, for I can.
Load More Replies..."WE ARE THE WIZARDS OF OZ, WE WILL-" *dog tugs on curtain and reveals them* "Get away, you foul creature. AHEM, AS WE WERE SAYING..."
Like the Statue of Liberty in Budapest... :D https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szabads%C3%A1g-szobor_(Budapest)
It would be funny to set up a tiny cat version somewhere :D
Load More Replies...day 5 (dog pov): The catto thinks we do not kno. we do, but we do not care, for we luv him.
stages of cat yawn: 1, small opening. 2, bigger opening. 3, OH GOD THERES SO MANY TEETH. 4, mlem.
*Tries not to go on a defensive rant due to having two pets, one of each species*
Load More Replies...*unsheaths twin katana* WE WILL FIGHT FOR THE GREATER GOOD
Load More Replies...This one makes no sense without the video. Cat is just walking along looking like it's about to play and does a ninja flip instead. It's pretty cool to watch and the video makes way more sense than this tweet with just pictures.
Load More Replies...Pics of cats never get old. Oh god what am I doing with my life??
CAT LOVERS UNITE!
MORE CAT TWEETS/INSTAGRAMS! Troop-GIF-...e8118f.gif
Once again I fell for it and looked at every one of these. And enjoyed it. I may need an intervention.
Im so not a cat person, but I had the giggles through this entire thread. More please!
Pics of cats never get old. Oh god what am I doing with my life??
CAT LOVERS UNITE!
MORE CAT TWEETS/INSTAGRAMS! Troop-GIF-...e8118f.gif
Once again I fell for it and looked at every one of these. And enjoyed it. I may need an intervention.
Im so not a cat person, but I had the giggles through this entire thread. More please!
