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When you're having a paw-sitively awful day, nothing can cheer you up quite like scrolling through a list of cat jokes and photos that showcase all the hilarious shenanigans these furballs get into. Bored Panda has compiled the following collection of funny tweets about cats with photos that even dog people won't be able to help but to wag their tail at.

And this list doesn't just include cat hijinx, but some pretty hilarious stories of their owners. From burying your cute cat that isn't actually dead to knitting them sweaters and just general over-the-top cat behaviors. These are the best tweets sure to delight everyone on the internet who appreciates silly cats. Don't forget to upvote your favs!

#1

Cat Tweets

bedsafely Report

glowworm2
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw! He carried it all the way up the stairs!

Jim Price
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He knows exactly where it's going, and he's certain you will do it wrong.

Elizabeth
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really curious where he took it

Id row
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a win if he takes to it immediately like that.

Sue Clasen
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our cats are oldies and now they outwardly demand help with voice and eyes of what they want staff (us) to do.

Janine B.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First cat not to prefer the box I guess.

Brandi Alcock-Allen
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat turtle walked two cat beds around the house until she found the perfect spots. If we had stairs, she would have done this.

Nadine
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he's an adolescent, you may never see him again.

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Domestic cats love to play, this applies particularly to kittens who enjoy chasing toys and play fighting. Play fighting between kittens is more than just entertainment and can be a way for them to practice and learn skills for hunting and fighting.

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    #2

    Cat Tweets

    Elwick70 Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they were...now they are up to you

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cute and cuddly, boys. Cute and cuddly."

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't see anything...

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of imagine these cats sync dancing, doing that arm and leg gesture that makes your body move elegantly sideways and you snap your fingers while doing so.

    Xavier Wescott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just started humming Micheal Jackson's "I'm bad" when I saw this.

    John Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Do I amuse you?

    KittyPiano3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they say that trouble comes in threes..

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    #3

    Cat-Tweets

    AlsBoy Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that the cat knows which box is his

    JD Cassavaugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, they should all be labeled "Cat".

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    Donna Reynolds
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought I couldn’t read.

    Xandra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to see it... I can just imagine reaching for some parts, in a hurry...

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good storage system.

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waaahahahahaa! ANd he can read??

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least one of mine would be in the top box on the far right. The higher, the better!

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    Cats and humans have been closely associated for nearly 10000 years. The Ancient Egyptians held cats in the highest regard, and there were severe penalties for injuring or killing a cat. They even worshipped a Cat Goddess whom they called Bastet. 

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    #4

    Cat-Tweets

    carson__hudson Report

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet on other posts I've seen this called "My dad telling his cat how fat it is". People just recycle the same pictures and claim them as their own.

    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw this before. the human is the cat's dad, not the vet.

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooman, put down that thing and feed me.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop the fat shaming!

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Next week on My 600 lb Cat..."

    Lira Mai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now let's try that approach in human patients.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...And how little the cat really cares. "And your point?"

    Loretta
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the original post. He's not a vet, he's the owner. A woman uploaded it with the caption "My husband explaining the obesity chart to our cat."

    EviP.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains why the vet has a hat! I was wondering :D

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    #5

    Cat Tweets

    SimonNRicketts Report

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least its not "fake news".....Oh wait....Nevermind

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pawlitics update", "Cat fight"! The daughters have been raised well! The humor is pawesome!

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "Miss Fluffy Won The Pageant" and a drawing of a cat in a sash and tiara. I can't.

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    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What the heck am I doing? I can't read"

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why aren't we all subscribing??

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just adorable, and kitty looks like they're pretty into it.

    David Glover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww "the Cat Meow times". I love this paper

    Rhonda Whisenhunt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they change the newspaper daily!

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    Most people refer to all felines as cats or kittens depending on the age - but this is not the proper terminology. A group of cats is called a clowder, a male cat is called a tom, a female cat is called a molly or queen while young cats are called kittens.

    #6

    Cat Tweets

    astroguts Report

    sh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read somewhere that Toothless' mannerisms were based of off a cat!

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    mca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is most certainly Toothless.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you think of this dress, Shadow?"

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not a cat, I am a mythical being!

    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His eyes look like those googly eyes you stick on everything.

    Jo Browne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pokes tongue out at you*...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing too. This cat is so cute!

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    #7

    Cat-Tweets

    etrnl_classic Report

    KittyPiano3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet sitting? More like pet standing...

    Lyop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me....who..are you?!

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who's that sleeping in my servant's bed?"

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm watching you, human. Always watching.

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So hey dude how you doing. This is how it's going to work. you give me belly rubs I give you hairballs. Deal?"

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The deal changed, you try to give me belly rubs I give you bites.

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    mca
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suggest you do NOT make direct eye contact and back away slowly with your head bowed low as in a state of respect. Do NOT look back. It's Cat Box.

    Id row
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they walked around like this all the time, lol.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's dispense with the all fours charade. I'm not doing that all week.

    David Glover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is just letting you know that your the guest. lol

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    You might not think of your silly cat as a vicious predator but felines are natural hunters. When they walk, their back paws step in almost exactly the same place as the front paws do in order to minimize noise and limit visible tracks. Cats have powerful night vision, excellent hearing and a powerful sense of smell.

    #8

    Cat Tweets

    roemcdermott Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be an awesome name for a band!

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    Flash The Cat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Righto, off to turn on my plasma ball

    gibbon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tell me Tiddles,what were you the god of again?".........cue Led Zeppelin 'Immigrant Song'.

    Dana
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I understood that reference" 😂

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    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's happening you guys, its found the source of its power.

    PaulV
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Powering up or communicating with the mother ship?

    Arno Nüüm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how Supercat was created.

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    #9

    Cat Tweets

    AndyCole84 Report

    DforDorothy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be sensitive too half naked and with a cone on my head. 😂

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put cat biscuits in the cone of shame and tell him he is gorgeous

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notre Dame Cathedral called... about a missing gargoyle?

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just you wait, human. You're gonna regret this

    Sue Prewitt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe a little bit bigger cone, huh?

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who else looked at this and thought of the grinch

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    We have come to associate purring with contentment when it comes to cats, but turns out just because a cat is purring doesn’t mean the cat is happy. Cats usually make this sound when they’re content, but they also purr when they’re sick, stressed, hurt, or giving birth. So the next time your funny cat purrs they may be trying to tell you something. 

    #10

    Cat Tweets

    liherbs Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please neuter (not nurture, thank you Eunice) your cats. :( (Not saying that this isn't funny, though.)

    Eunice Probert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neuter. Nurture means something else entirely. Though it could be said that you nurture your cat by having her neutered.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spay and neuter, people. And be careful about commas. Because, y'knbow, otherwise I just said to spay and neuter people... OK, I really gotta get my cat off my laptop....

    Teresa Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need spaying and neutering, though. Sometimes, Darwin awards just ain't enough.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes me laugh every single time! The cat's face is so cute!

    Spindlemaker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the eternal words of Bob Barker, "Spay and neuter your goddamn pets."

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk to your kittehs about proper birth control... because if you don't, who will?

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but PLEASE NEUTER YOUR CATS!!!!

    Sue Clasen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha ha! she really looks shocked.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you had me spayed!!!!

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    #11

    Cat Tweets

    magmidd Report

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shot of a lifetime - You can always make her more pasta (or just watch her eat it while giggling to yourself like an idiot...)

    Grace Barclay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eyes tho.....love my kitties...

    varwenea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What she doesn't know won't hurt her. 😁

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    most likely a female-tortoiseshells and calicos usually are

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    Susan Gardner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love everything about this photo

    Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww...he's just a big fan of "Lady and the Tramp" movie. =(^.^)=

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat be eating better than me

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    #12

    Cat-Tweets

    harrytomlomsom Report

    Bea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need the follow up - so was he stealing?

    NamedMeMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you let your cat walk freely outside - put a collar on it. If it has eating problems put that info on the collar. I have a friend whose cat can't stop eating - it'll eat anything and everything it could get. Once he wandered into one the apartment of a little old lady who fed the "starving" cat three cans of tuna. A nightmarish 12 hours followed for both cat and owner.

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collars are dangerous for outdoor cats because they can get caught on things like tree branches and strangle/trap them. They do make breakaway collars but every cat I've had could get rid of that one within the first day out

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    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting a bit fat? He looks normal-sized to me.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those YELLING about keeping cats indoors? Some cats will literally harm themselves if keptindoors. I do TNR, feral care, rescue, and some are *not* adapting to indoor-only life. So please consider that one situation does not fit all for cats any more than for other animals. And some cats, if stray or feral, will *never* be okay about food any mroe than people who've starved would be. What's ideal isn't always what's *possible*.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AS usual, Reality is much more complicated than we take into account at first glance. "In Australia, hunting by cats helped to drive at least 20 native mammals to extinction and continues to threaten at least 124 more. Their introduction has caused the extinction of at least 33 endemic species on islands throughout the world. Feral and domestic cats kill billions of birds in the United States every year, where songbird populations continue to decline." (wikipedia)

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep him inside then. If he’s walking the streets how are people to knows he’s supposedly getting “three square meals?”

    Jen Moya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we please get of this "keep your cats inside" b******t? It just doesn't work with some cats. Bird population my a*s...if you're worried about that, maybe stop using pesticides. Cat haters!

    Geri Stevens
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Cat haters" because people care about songbird populations? "Bird population my a*s"?? You mean your a*****e right?? Take the blinders off and wipe the foam from your mouth dimwit. People like you make me real mad. I'm a vet tech, a dj, an animal advocate and will continue to broadcast that we need to CONTROL pet populations in order to PROTECT songbirds and other vulnerable at-risk prey species. KEEP YOUR CAT INSIDE FROM DAY ONE HUMANS! As for you Jen Moya shut your ugly mouth.

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    fruit_panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found my own orange cat's twin soul. Had to put a childproof latch on the trash can because of him

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    #13

    Cat Tweets

    brenaclifton Report

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one has a cat. The cat has you.

    Tiffany Satterfield
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this how you get a cat? *Runs to check all the vents* Awwww :( no cats today.

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Lana Del Rey's voice*: Baby, now you do....

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The interwebs is a vast network of tubes with cats... sometimes one falls out. Your houze is obviously a why-fi hotspot.

    Char Char
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things: 1. You didn't have a cat. 2. Now you DO have a cat.

    Amr Mohamed
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have a cat? Problem solved...

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbors cat has adopted our family. I don't have a cat but darn if there isn't one on the back porch all the time begging to come inside

    Isabelle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how Santa delivers his cats ?

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else he gonna do when people don’t have chimneys?

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    #14

    Cat Tweets

    jennastoya Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my cat figured out how to let the water at the sink run so she can drink from it. water bill is getting expensive. T.T

    Johane Roberts
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is a tap with a lever use an elastic band to keep the tap closed. I've had to do this with my cat.

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly that's a critique of the not so great fresh water service the hoomans in this house give!

    J Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat cooties...mmm water taste funny

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    Jennie-Lind Normand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friends lynx point Siamese would ring the wind chimes in the bathroom when he wanted water, then would ring them again when he was done

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My bigger worry is that our cats figured out the doorknobs. We're almost obsolete...!

    Gwen Pollock
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We won't be obsolete. Cats will continue to expect up to be their servants, regardless of all the skills they have. That is why they are cats!

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    Sue Clasen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you thought that cats are not intelligent.....I think you've got the wrong perception, they are survivors, they are also are comfort seekers.

    Trix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, cats are a bit snobby when it comes to water I think. My cats absolutely refuse drinking the water from the tap for some reason, they like to drink bottled still water. I tried filling up the bottles from the tap a few times and then pour it on their bowls, showing them it's being poured "from" the bottle, but I guess they figure it out from the taste or smell or something, so they refuses to drink it. Thank god they don't talk, they'd probably ask for Voss or Fiji.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat's too lazy to go to this much trouble. He just drinks out of my bedroom water feature.

    Justgail Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn’t want fresh water over water sitting in an open bowl all day? Unless it’s out side and a dirty puddle. 😂

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    #15

    Cat Tweets

    ParisZarcilla Report

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawww!

    Debrina Blackmoon
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    6 years ago

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    how about we put you in a sack with bricks and drop you into the ocean-arms and legs secured

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    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a whole thread to this one! I've seen it before! (He kept mom, spayed and found good homes for all the babies!)

    Laura Engels
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still has the kittens! I just looked him up to see an update and they're all living their best life together. It's adorable.

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    Ashley Say Whaat?!?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a kind of similar story. I was at a friends house and we were getting ready to all go to a concert together. One of the guys in my group wasn't feeling good so he stayed behind at our friends house. Later that evening he sent me a pic of their cat laying in his chest and said there cat was sooo sweet and cuddly. I told and showed my friend who's house it was and he just looked back at me in a dead serious way and said "that's not my cat...." seriously, we all lost it cause it was so funny. Turns out, this cat had snuck into some duct in the basement (probably cause it was cold outside), went wandering through the house, found Matt laying on the couch, and decided to snuggle. Lol!!! They do have two cats and two dogs, but their cats like to roam so we hardly ever saw them. They live out in the country.

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why doesn't this happen to me??? Might be the dogs I suppose...

    Paula Dee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how are people finding cats in that are not their's in their house... i want one lol

    Kira Leseman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog started going crazy one night and one of my cats was yowling so I stumble out of bed and into the kitchen to see a random cat on the counter drinking the dripping water from our sink. It saw me, casually jumped down, strolled slowly through the two adjoining rooms and out the dog door. All the while my dog is loosing his mind barking and staying as far away as he could. Damn cat acted like it owned the place. Never saw it again. That day I realized the magnetic chip tag reader on the dog door wasn’t working anymore.

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    Patricia Rix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this never happen to me?

    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congrats, you have a family now and these are your new siblings.

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    #16

    Cat Tweets

    AwwwwCats Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks just like How I remember Rome!! Lots of kitties to say hello to.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like kitty doesn't remember how it got there..😄😄

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    Karen L
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is Torre Argentina, a cat sanctuary in Rome. Such dedicated people ! If in Rome and you're a Cat Lover you need to pay them a visit.

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you sure you want to know why ? Let's say they have a kind of hosts there that would mess you up if you meet in a restaurant ? Four legged, hairy, with a tail. Sometimes bigger than the cats themselves.

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    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RIP Grumphy Cat: LONG LIVE HANG-OVER CAT!

    Aleksandra Kuls
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know that place, it's Largo di Torre Argentina. an unoficial cat sanctuary

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he likes you very much

    Elly Essenberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are in Rome, please visit the cat sanctuary Torre Argentina with 140 shelter cats.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat looks like he's been on the nip!

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    #17

    Cat-Tweets

    RobertMaguire_ Report

    Bukky Olaneye
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow,I actually thought it was a crow!

    Jon Wong
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    master of disguise at work

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a "never more" kind of pic. Is this cat's name Poe? It should be.

    NanZ
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, I saw a cat because I was looking for a cat. And then it turned into a crow after seeing the word crow. It is so easy to change my mind.

    Yvonne Donaldson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how many times I see it, I see the crow first!

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    #18

    Cat-Tweets

    mielebeep Report

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went on a little vacation a couple months after getting my cat (16 years ago) and our elderly neighbors took care of her. When we returned, the wife had made up a little photo album with pictures she had taken of the cat during the few days we were gone. Every picture also had a handwritten caption. All these years later and I still have it on my bookcase.

    Kjersti Valberg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww, that's so sweet😭😍😍😍

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think it's time to get YOUR neighbor a furever friend, tbh~! ;)

    katboxjanitor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You provided a bright, furry spot for her day. How sweet!

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    #19

    Cat Tweets

    Mr_DrinksOnMe Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your hooman doesn't have the money to buy you catnip

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It was a catcident Officer."

    Cindy Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbors cat does this too!! Drives me crazy!

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably the "shocked" pregnant cat's baby daddy trying to collect on it

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    #20

    Cat Tweets

    maoexe Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Batman? Me?! No, no, of course I'm not Batman. Pfft. I couldn't possibly be the Dark Knight. Don't be ridiculous! Hehe. I'm, err, Catwoman. Yes, that's it."

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Haha, yep... just Catwoman. Definitely not the Caped Crusader, the Dark Night, the Worlds Best Detective... I definitely don't live in Bruce Manor with a butler named Alfred and a sidekick/son named Dameowan (see what i did there)...."

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm picturing Batman with a little tiny bell around his neck thanks to this cat. XD!

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! Chasing laser pointers and ignoring the bat signal :)

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    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow BATMAN!!!??

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Impressive how the cat was able to get up there!

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm... Catman. (Nenenenenenenene CATMAAN!)

    PandaLover
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plottwist: Batman is actually a cat

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    #21

    Cat-Tweets

    TheDreamGhoul Report

    Afrah Humaidi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she just hates her name 😅

    Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or she's like - "Gosh, hooman - not again! What do you want from me?!"

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    Wij
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great comment....died at sea...

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe her name means "your husband died at sea" in cat speak.

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a kitty like this. She is timid and when people say her name she is like ah man they are gonna want to do some cat thing with me. :)

    Bonita
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to know her name!

    Jillian Lloyd
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a "white cat" thing? I've been looking after a white street kitty who looks just like this one, and he always looks at me with such a reproachful expression on his face. Like, "you have betrayed me yet again with your Fancy Feast and your Temptations, and I don't want to see you ever again!"

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I have a white cat and he looks happy. Then again, he does have a little bit of ginger on him.

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    Jason M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time don't name your cat "Dogfood"

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Naming of Cats" by T. S. Eliot: The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter, It isn't just one of your holiday games; You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES. First of all, there's the name that the family use daily, Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James, Such as Victor or Jonathan, or George or Bill Bailey - All of them sensible everyday names. There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter, Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames: Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter - But all of them sensible everyday names. But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular, A name that's peculiar, and more dignified, Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular, Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride? ...

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She have things in her mind.

    Sherry Harvey
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must not be her name then. Better figure it out.

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    #22

    Cat Tweets

    cami2222 Report

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top right image is me getting out of bed. 😑

    Cris Şerbu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel the irrepressible desire to do the same. Too bad I'm at work...

    Grace Robertson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His little hind legs looks like drumsticks.

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sitting like people" Ahhh, cuteness overdose! ♥

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the fact that he wears a bow tie only adds to the effect.

    Den Star
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this. I may have sprained myself.

    Kirsty Fleming
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww so wish I could have a cat but I'm deathly allergic. Why is life so cruel :'(

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was him trying to get out of the chair haha.

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sorry you died. How did you post this after dying?

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    #23

    Cat Tweets

    Richard_Kadrey Report

    Nirity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so polite to illuminate the kitchen for you, so you don't get hurt in the dark, good cats

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Council is meeting, do not disturb them.

    PaulV
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Close the door and walk away."

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm extremely concerned.

    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute night lights ya got there!!!

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My china cabinet looked like this one day.That'll teach me to make sure the door latches properly!

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    #24

    Cat-Tweets

    Heidiabbyana Report

    Shinobi Shabby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this too! sits right where i need to put my head down. Every. Single. Time.

    lazy panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wants to make sure your head is comfortable

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    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah well the prophet Mohammed cut his robe so not to disturb the cat, so you are doing well. Good on you.

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad's cat does that- lies right in front of him, while he is kneeling! lol

    Dianna Slowey-Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank You God for everything. PS: send more mice my way, please! Amen

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that Mohammed cut off part of his robe to avoid disturbing a cat that was sleeping on it. So I guess you got off easy. All your clothes are still in one piece.

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every. Single. Cat. In. Every. Single. Namaz.

    Xavier Wescott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't pray, but when I work out, my cat will pet itself on my hands an face.

    Tyler Duffy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this would make a great addition to @_Islamicat on Twitter. I highly recommend checking it out it's to funny.

    Jacqueline Conway
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it that the cat is a Muslim too!

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is atheist, like all non-human animals. Humans are the only ones who made up such silliness. Then again, for all we know, our cats think we are magic food wizards...

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    #25

    Cat-Tweets

    judith_ism Report

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nawh, the Devil wears Prada, the CAT wears Gucci, LoL~!!

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    Delores Berg
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat does this. He wears the shoes of everyone who comes in my house. :o)

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a cat. Her name is Delores. And you commented on a cat post. I like this :)

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    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell Mom...she doesn't know about the bra's and panty things yet.

    Karen Klinck
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a supernatural mystery a long time ago, where the heroine was a cat, tossed down a well, who became a human. When she got up the first day as a woman (after being rescued from the well) she remembered her old owner put on a dress--but she didn't remember the undergarments...

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    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I do my little turn on the catwalk."

    estimaate
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the ol' razzle dazzle

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    #26

    Cat-Tweets

    Jay_Billi Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...it wouldn't stop following me..." You say it like it's a bad thing!

    Terrance Clarke
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you do that you own a pink ladder? Second question, are you hiring?

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once it chooses you it can't be stopped. Lol

    Baked Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do realize that cats like to push things of the edge of tables, shelves, roofs...

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just the worst, and they do it just to do it. No reason at all!!!

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    Brandon Collinsworth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every year I put my ladder next to the house so I can put up christmas lights and every damn year my dumbass cat climbs up the ladder and gets stuck on the roof. The official start of the holiday season for me is getting my cat off the roof.

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The contract is out. You can't stop it.

    Liesa Yopp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought, that cat is going to eff you up.

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    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were under the impression that cats can't climb?

    Xavier Wescott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a fun story where our cat got stuck on the roof because of this.

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    #27

    Cat Tweets

    rieuIe Report

    Loraine MacGinness
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmmm ! He says "Thank-you, I have a very nice warm bottom !!

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Upon pressing A) Cat: Hello human! Yes, I am a talking cat. I have been cursed by an evil being. I know a potion to turn me back; it requires BEETS, WATER, A CAULDRON, and A WOODEN SPOON. Could you be so kind as to find the ingredients for me?

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that, or he's trying to 'avenge' you, haha~!!

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Impression of Patrick Swayze at the end of Ghost.

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is seeking the catalog of heroes, of course.

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    #28

    Cat Tweets

    veganmattison Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to sleep with one eye open

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "gripping your pillow (or your food?) tight..." <<< Exit light.

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    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at him, so nasty looking.

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the green glow of jealousy in the eyes...

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is something said about green eyes !!!

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks mad... The shape of the eye and laid back ear. Look out!

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like Toothless is part of the game ... where is the promised fish ???

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    #29

    Cat-Tweets

    bastardrobocop Report

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, I started feeling guilty and neglectful just looking at that face

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is quite effective! Look at his tummy. He's eating well lol

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    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He literally looks like it's screaming "NOW" on the last picture.

    Xavier Wescott
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you, our late cat used to claw up our legs! It's cute when he's a kitten, but when he's twenty pounds?

    Arno Nüüm
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twenty pounds? You sure it wasn't a lion or something?

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    Den Star
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ever there was a cat I fully expected to say some words, this is the one.

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or does it look like he's wearing a hoodie

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    #30

    Cat Tweets

    leetabix Report

    Amy Gooden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If course! To see if they would hatch into mini cats !!!

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of when for some reason, my dad dreamt that our *neutered* *male* cat had laid eggs.

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    Nirity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a rare picture of a cat's nest, mid-hatching, send it to national geographic

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember coming home seeing our cat sitting in a bucket full of rubble. With all the sharp edges and everything. She looked like she's never felt more comfortable.

    Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's waiting for fresh chicken to be delivered.

    A B C
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't invent the bullsh*t cats find to do :)

    Sunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are your eggs all stripey?

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop f*****g censoring posts!! If you’re going to post something with profanity, have the maturity to recognize that censoring it doesn’t make it somehow better. It just wrecks it for all of us who aren’t puritanical morons.

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he is hatching them? You never know what alien cats might transport in...

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat wants hatchlings, hahaha!

    Isabel Frost
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know he's not cooking dinner?

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    #31

    Cat Tweets

    moonliIIies Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better looking at this than the karcrashians!

    Twenty øne doggos
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if that's a typo or what, but I am definitely calling them that now!

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    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuuuuufffffffff, is the real thing for cats.

    Louise Brigance
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wouldn't want a selfie of this gorgeous face?

    Susie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest of us plebeians can only wish to look so flawless at that angle.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, sits in front of a mirror admiring herself, mirror, mirror,on the wall......... !!!

    Freya Allen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this happened to my phone and my cat the other day

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    #32

    Cat Tweets

    jillboard Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Knocks glass off the table

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya got the joke wrong. It's: Knock, Knock, Who's there, Knocks glass of the table.

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    Marina Dimitrova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat: *Screaming till it gets my attention* Me: *Showing how much I love and appreciate my cat* My cat: *Running away with twisting tail* "Hooman don't you have a life?"

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a sin that I am looking at these, my cat is sitting on the floor, patting me on the knee. ?

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

    Cute_Angel
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    *Throws outside

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    #33

    Cat Tweets

    tdawks Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did one cat and... never again!

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that dent on the car is part of the story.

    Brian Geppert
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob may never recover from the nightmares that haunt him... shaving cats would be fun they told him... but it wasn't... it wasn't fun...

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was this... or change the name to 'Surly Paws'.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to give my cat pills once. She's wasn't a super warm and friendly begin with, she was very aloof. Knew I was going to have to prepare for battle. Decided I would try to "swaddle" her in a towel so she couldn't claw me. Well, those were MY plans, silly me. She saw me coming, I should have known to "throw in the towel" right there. But no, I go in and put the towel on her, she shrieks like a banshee, tried to leap, grabbed her in midair and in her fear she sprayed me with diarrhea :( Not only did it get all over me, on my hair, on my face but it was in every nook and cranny of my dining room. Took me hours to clean! Called the vet and said we need another option, I can't do this for 10 days. Lol. And of course then the vet tells me she could have given her a shot while we were at the vet earlier...Say what? Why didn't you make this offer before? And of course the cat's trust in me never recovered. Ever.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a good story behind this gaffer tape, I bet it has a lot to do with claws.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had our Manx groomed once a month or so. SHe enjoyed it tho the groomer put mittens on Hootie's front paws that would sometimes swipe. She had excess fur and our hot climate made her uncomfortable. Was the best stray that ever showed up here. She lived a full life here and I miss her.

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    #34

    Cat Tweets

    anxwz Report

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She captured the cat's expression very well tho.

    Hans
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gentle girls, polite kitty. Perfect match!

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What don't I do for the hooman kitten!

    E A M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad, considering cats are liquid!

    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the difference!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, this is adorable! The picture came out great!

    Andrea Delden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little girl is so clever...and her cat is so patient!😼

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    #35

    Cat Tweets

    elinmeat Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being considerate. Didn't want to get floof all over the seat. Good kitty.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. All ready so much floof on the seat that he needs a clean spot.

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    simplest cat rule : don't ask, don't tell. mind your business.

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because he can. End of story. :)

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cause I can. And maybe somebody made a smell on the cushion.

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Claws. 2. Because cat.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Physics does not apply to cats. 2. Because physics does not apply to cats and they lvoe to show off...

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He made a short box. Your cat is much stronger than he looks. - Beware, if he gets pissed at to.

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    #36

    Cat Tweets

    ErinChack Report

    nanashi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet a dog whose best friend is a cat wrote this

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, a cat would have written - "Humans are Good Servants But Should Be Micromanaged At All Times"

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat threatened is hooman to write this, sitting on the shelf with a paw on the hoomans favorite vase. "Ok, type as I say, or the vase gets it.."

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there would have been more misspellings!

    Jace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it’s just a fact. I don’t understand why there’s so much nonsense in our culture about cats not being nice or not liking people. Every [non-abused] cat I have known is a social creature with at least someone in their home. My cats sleep where I spend time. If I change rooms or floors for any amount of time, they’re likely to follow.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine follows me all the time, is at the door when I get home and stopped eating when I was a way for a week.

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    Eleanor Jansen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..innocent until proven a writer..

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know the government uses cute, cuddly cats to control the world

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they didn't know better.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not, just held his claws, er paws, where they would be of the most inspiration.

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    #37

    Cat Tweets

    wildwildwesnyle Report

    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Exactly. Kill him by injecting poison up his butt.

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    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE take pix of your cat and all its markings (feet included) so you can avoid these little faux paws in life....

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand why do people forget cats have 9 lives. Tom still got 8 left.

    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his evil twin. He won. They think Tom is still alive. He's in.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had two cats all along and didn't know it.

    Vic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha.. I was wondering the same thing.. the cat dug his way out..

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    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend thought his cat had been killed by a car, watched her die. You can imagine his reaction, when his actual cat came bounding into the garden!!

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the entire story of the House of Vickers! Ha ha ha This is just too funny.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: I take five minutes for myself and you people lose your minds!

    Jo Browne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've buried "our" cat three times and she still turns up alive...houdini

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    #38

    Cat-Tweets

    EarlsxLips Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Local good samaritan.. ending cat hunger.

    Elizabeth Piccolo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well apparently you are very good at keeping the food bowl full, she bragged to the others, and they need to confirm

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    Nirity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well you don't feel sorry to bring random people into the cat's home and feed em, hypocrite

    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat brought a rabbit into the house and it ate the cat's food.

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, humans have friends over all the time.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My elderly neighbor said she noticed my cat was starting to sleep on top of her car in her carport which seemed odd, he had a cat door and could come in whenever he wanted. Asked her if it bothered her (don't know what I would have done if it did) and she said no. Then she mentioned that twice she found him snoozing on their bed. I said that's odd, why would he start going in your house like that? She said it may have something to do with the salmon I reheated for him from my freezer. Lol. He kind of became a dual household cat after that. Whenever she would leave th door open to take groceries in or whatever he'd saunter in and make himself at home.

    Diana Crandall
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat I took care of once would bring home injured feral cats to share his food and bed with. He hadn't been cared for very well himself in the past, and I figure he didn't want others to experience what he had. I was happy to oblige his compassionate spirit.

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    #39

    Cat Tweets

    saundersjoe Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a hero, she'll be remembered

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were supposed to be mirrored glasses so Medusa would see her own reflection. - Did you mess up by giving kitty the wrong kind of glasses?

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, Medusa got those front paws, eh?

    Cris Şerbu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Behemoth the Cat from The Master and Margarita

    Andrew Reyes
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a solid personality though

    Kira Leseman
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    #40

    Cat-Tweets

    TheDreamGhoul Report

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well speaking of bunnies... I will officially be going to the dark side in a few minutes because one naughty bunny here chewed up my charger... goodbye for now civilization.

    Crochet lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son's chinchilla has chewed through more charger wires than I care to admit. I keep asking him why he can't remember to put away the wires BEFORE he lets the chinchilla out but that convo goes nowhere. What is it about those wires?

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    Unlikely
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're the introverted kid and you have some b******t cousins over to visit...

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My rat did this to me dog. I hid some treats around the living room for the doc to find, as she found them she pulled them up in her bed. The rat just walked over like a queen, took the treats, and pranced back to her cage. Winter (the dog) just gave me the saddest look, I died laughing :D

    NamedMeMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's a fluffy thing in my home. It doesn't seem to respond to my attempts of communication. It is apparently taking over and my human isn't doing anything about it. Conclusion: It's an almighty being of fluff."

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat is waiting for you to go away. Watch out Mr Bunny!!!

    Horizon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks the cat who’s husband was lost at sea. (Earlier post here)

    Natters
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know what it feels like lol

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, cats do this to dogs all the time

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    I'm dark
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the really worried cat

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat looks like, "When are you going to do something about this?"

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That bunny needs to grow some ears... he could've heard that cat approaching, LoL~!

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    #41

    Cat Tweets

    skeletonpup Report

    Laugh Fan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Good luck with that.

    Nirity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're the witch silly, cats are only witch's companions, she's warming the seat for you

    Flame Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she weigh the same as a duck?

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see. Broom, divining bowl, book of spells, it doesn't look good. l

    P.Brux FHell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An animagus, to be more specific.

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat WAS a witch, until the spell went wrong, blew up the broom, and almost landed her in a bowl of water.

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    #42

    Cat-Tweets

    alyssemazakian Report

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now for the 80's Power Ballad please.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kitty looks good, kitty likes :)

    Non-New-Toni-An
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like seeing cats in clothes, because it is for our amusement and not their's. It usually makes cats very uncomfortable.

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to sleep, go to sleep! I will get my revenge hooman!!!!!!

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    #43

    Cat Tweets

    quirkyxqueer Report

    Michelle Muirhead
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did this strange beast come from? Another dimension??

    c Fuller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the black and white one spitting on him below?

    Nikki Angulo
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s plotting your demise! (Insert evil laugh)

    #44

    Cat Tweets

    AwwwwCats Report

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo makes me think humans don’t completely suck

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder, if the cat is really fine and doesn't give a damn, or is he super sick :/

    Setenay Karacay
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, he doesn't give a damn. That's a subway stop in Istanbul and that is one of the very well fed and loved cats of Istanbul.

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    Martata
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my neighbour's cat sits outside on the road and all the cars have to go around him, whoever tries to move him he'll just ignore them. He's either too confident or too stupid, but he's been lucky for a couple of years, ain't nobody gonna win him over, he ain't moving for anyone.

    Shinobi Shabby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until someone looking at his/her phone comes along

    Elsie Collins
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to take this poor little guy home!!!!!!!!

    Grace Robertson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A beautiful cat like that shouldn't be ignore and step over.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except humans do suck. This is a video and someone came off the stairs and kicked it. I hope that person is stuck between two rocks somewhere, lonely and desolate.

    Lisa Chambers
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except they do because this is a video, and soon somebody kicks it. And I hope they were hit by a meteor.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everybody is a dumb.....

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    #45

    Cat Tweets

    Sahvelkareem Report

    Withnail
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hooman: "Okay, I'll take your picture. Happy with it?" Kitteh: "Meh"

    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would have been hilarious if the cat would have slapped the phone off his hand for taking a bad picture.

    Tahani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very considerate guy there! I like it!

    Iceroyalmilktea
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how he shows the pic he had just taken to the cat

    Amery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty wins....again~!!

    Kaylynn Olson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy's hot. And likes cat. A lil strange. But good looking..Agreed Carlota.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human is the slave.

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    #46

    Cat Tweets

    timaryu Report

    #47

    Cat-Tweets

    catsu Report

    Bredan TheGreat
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second one is like "let this be over!!!"

    #48

    Cat Tweets

    stephanieboland Report

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the artist was on acid, drawing a cat who was also on acid

    Cris Şerbu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pierre Bonnard-Le chat blanc (The White Cat)

    Marina Dimitrova
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat looks like me every morning going to work.

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the artist was only going by other people's descriptions

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip-toe from the garden, By the garden of a lily tree, And tip-toe through the tulips with me.

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    #50

    Cat Tweets

    aaquafresh Report

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    #53

    Cat Tweets

    baz00per Report

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the video of this

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you better sleep with one eye open for saying that

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    #55

    Cat-Tweets

    AlsBoy Report

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat has seen some $#!t.

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your cat makes faces like that how do you not immortalize it?

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    #57

    Cat Tweets

    CUTEFUNNYANIMAL Report

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    #58

    Cat Tweets

    rabbeseking Report

    Tina Hugh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez.....I’ll pay the cat’s admission fee

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, he'll knock the Ming Vase off the pedestal. 0.o

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    meapthealien
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you have some old vases that need knocking over

    Chelsea Bates
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen the full story, the cat comes everyday to try and get in

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even better, he now brings an orange friend with him!

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    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have made a lot of money on "Hello Kitty", so just let the cat appreciate some art for free, goddamimit!

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone is a critic... EVERYONE.

    Bonnie Blue Bird
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg! I want one of those reusable bags!!

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    #59

    Cat-Tweets

    AlsBoy Report

    Bella Bee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard at this 😂 I love cats, but they can be real a******s sometimes!

    #60

    Cat-Tweets

    GJDiebelius Report

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: "It hurts like the devil! Stop laughing, human!".

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can the cat breathe.

    Momo Skarsgård
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh why does his face look human now??? Lmfaooooo

    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that cat just save the WHOLE family!

    Falcon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda looks like a panther now with that jaw.

    #61

    Cat Tweets

    chlobrecita Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's clearly offering it to you, you're being rude for not taking it

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aw its so cute that they call him "son" id do the same :3

    Joseph Georgiadis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Son?! Get a life! I love cats, but would never consider them "children". They are (the best ever) PETS!

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill have you know we have a dog and my mom considers him her son and to us hes our brother. so u have ur opinion and ill have mine but i consider em family

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    #62

    Cat Tweets

    Soniavelton Report

    Nirity
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think he's planning a murder, and how to make it look like an accident

    Cris Şerbu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got my eyes on you, newbie!

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    #63

    Cat Tweets

    freshzarra Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr. Cat will see you meow!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did they get the tiny little surgical mask??!!

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Paging Dr Tinycat, please report to O.R. three."

    #64

    Cat-Tweets

    chonkyanimals Report

    #65

    Cat-Tweets

    graficosdePS1 Report

    KittyPiano3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking more like terraria cos that’s more pixelated

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    #67

    Cat Tweets

    soyboyincarnate Report

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (if clicked BUY) I have many things to offer you, human. FOOD, WATER, POTION, BOTTLE, WATER. (if clicked SELL) What do you have to offer me today, human? *choosing random item* I can give you $100 for that. YES or NO? (if leaving) Thank you, human. Come again! Meow!

    #69

    Cat-Tweets

    radtoria Report

    DP von Icecream
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, he/she is simply presenting all her gifts to her humans. Lovely cat!

    T.C. Bhardwaj
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is Demonic and has spelled out the word KILL ! :-P

    Susanna Vesna
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I borrow her, so she can find my lost socks and line them up for me?

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real reason you keep finding ONE odd sock in the dryer.

    Jeremy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says kill, run now

    Cathy Coyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    deyz dirty, she sez, wash nowz!

    KittyPiano3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to count them to check if the dog got any

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    #71

    Cat-Tweets

    ezraaddy Report

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you gave her another.

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll buy you all the nugs you want!

    #72

    Cat-Tweets

    CagleCats Report

    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, that kitten is adorable

    John Doe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When mom yelling at you but grandma got your back.

    Cathy Coyer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adorable, really look like mother and daughter, but she's spayed :)

    sh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they missing the tip of their ear?! Like genetics did that?

    Lorraine R
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly a veteran of a trap-neuter-release campaign. Ears are tipped to show they've been neutered. This lucky pair seem to have been adopted.

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    #73

    Cat Tweets

    CampbellxEmma Report

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    #74

    Cat-Tweets

    quenblackwell Report

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    #75

    Cat Tweets

    Cpin42 Report

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they censor the non-profane part of the word and leave the profane part uncensored?

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I guess a*s isn't profane either, if you're talking about a donkey

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    #76

    Cat Tweets

    hungryghoast Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hit a little close to home since I have that exact same cat tree (Go Pet Club 72" Cat Tree, BTW) and yet have been watching my cat on an epic quest through boxtopia for the past hour.

    #77

    Cat Tweets

    birbmeow Report

    IrrelevantPanda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat knows that its owner is an imposter.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Day 10: The human thinks I can't tell. They think wrong, for I can.

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    #79

    Cat-Tweets

    LoloFennec Report

    #80

    Cat-Tweets

    lazyboneskuehn Report

    #81

    Cat Tweets

    misseagleLIIna Report

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "WE ARE THE WIZARDS OF OZ, WE WILL-" *dog tugs on curtain and reveals them* "Get away, you foul creature. AHEM, AS WE WERE SAYING..."

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    #82

    Cat Tweets

    sp0ka Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can't read, why not eat the corners of the book

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at my first visit to a Korean bookstore. Bless all those comics! ♥

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    #83

    Cat-Tweets

    AlsBoy Report

    #85

    Cat Tweets

    catsu Report

    Viktor Feurer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the Statue of Liberty in Budapest... :D https://hu.wikipedia.org/wiki/Szabads%C3%A1g-szobor_(Budapest)

    Benjámin Dorogi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be funny to set up a tiny cat version somewhere :D

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    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAIL TO THE WHEAT KING, FOR HE SHALL GIVE US GOOD GRAINS!

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    #86

    Cat Tweets

    myhairisblue Report

    NamedMeMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, those things probably didn't come with butt-heaters

    Viktor Feurer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put these devices into the cat beds, problem solved

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    #87

    Cat-Tweets

    ayydubs Report

    PaulV
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Standing is great. It frees up my front paws so I can... nothing. Do nothing. Stretch them, that's all. No mischief, if that's what you're thinking."

    #89

    Cat Tweets

    FroganMeeman Report

    Toujin C'Thlu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? I see you doing it all the time."

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's face is priceless! 🤣

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    #90

    Cat Tweets

    tatuya01 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photoshop, the pattern is not the same.

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the direction of the light source changes

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    Christel Nellemann
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White face, not white face, bad photoshop

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    #91

    Cat Tweets

    clarissaness Report

    Jim Price
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to work without cats around can be lonely

    #92

    Cat-Tweets

    kirayusa Report

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In space, no one can hear you meow.

    #93

    Cat Tweets

    yeahokblake Report

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    #94

    Cat-Tweets

    humorandanimals Report

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    day 5 (dog pov): The catto thinks we do not kno. we do, but we do not care, for we luv him.

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    #95

    Cat-Tweets

    ErinChack Report

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stages of cat yawn: 1, small opening. 2, bigger opening. 3, OH GOD THERES SO MANY TEETH. 4, mlem.

    #96

    Cat-Tweets

    AlsBoy Report

    #97

    Cat Tweets

    pomegranateboy_ Report

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is animal abuse. (Yes, I'm fun at the parties.)

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poor cat must be so uncomfortable

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    #98

    Cat Tweets

    BlinkAnjell01 Report

    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't make fun of him, he's trying his best!

    Cris Şerbu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tiny face with that tiny tongue...

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just some very fresh kitty litter.

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    #99

    Cat Tweets

    estrellitaxvx Report

    Amy Gooden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From that henlo? It probably is a dog

    meow point1
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Tries not to go on a defensive rant due to having two pets, one of each species*

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    Link
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. *c***s gun* Its time for a crusade against the bullies

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *unsheaths twin katana* WE WILL FIGHT FOR THE GREATER GOOD

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    #100

    Cat Tweets

    sarahjorden_ Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes no sense without the video. Cat is just walking along looking like it's about to play and does a ninja flip instead. It's pretty cool to watch and the video makes way more sense than this tweet with just pictures.

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