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A brothel manager dished the dirt on how men get caught by their wives or girlfriends.
After managing one of Europe’s largest brothels for nine years, Catherine DeNoire has pretty much seen it all. She recently shared the “most stupid” ways men get caught while trying to sneak around behind their partner’s backs.
“Lots of men stop thinking clearly once they enter a brothel,” the manager and adult content creator said.
Highlights
- Catherine DeNoire has managed one of Europe’s largest brothels for nine years.
- She revealed plenty of crazy experiences, including one where a customer asked to pretend to be a plumber and spent the entire session fixing a toilet.
- In a recent video, the manager shared some of the “most stupid” mistakes husbands make while sneaking around.
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A brothel manager dished the dirt on how men get caught by their wives or girlfriends
Image credits: catherine_de_noire
Catherine often shares lesser-known secrets about running a brothel with her 460K followers on Instagram.
She has revealed some of the shenanigans she was exposed to, including a man showing up in a polar bear suit for a role-play session.
On one occasion, a brothel employee accidentally set a room on fire while they were with a customer. On another occasion, a customer asked to pretend to be a plumber and spent the entire session fixing the toilet at the brothel.
Image credits: ErikTanghe/Pixabay (Not the actual photo)
Another bizarre incident included a client offering $4500 to a worker and driving her to a cemetery. He then shared a cigarette with her before driving her back.
Catherine has also seen plenty of relationship drama in her brothel, where wives and girlfriends catch their men red-handed.
Catherine DeNoire has seen wives having explosive confrontations with their cheating husbands
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Some of the “most stupid” mistakes men make while sneaking around are leaving their phone location or withdrawing big wads of cash at the brothel ATM from their couple’s joint account.
If that wasn’t enough, she has also seen men directly transfer money from the shared couple account to the brothel worker’s personal account.
Image credits: Timeo Buehrer/Unsplash (Not the actual photo)
“It sounds like a no-brainer, but lots of men stop thinking clearly once they enter a brothel,” Catherine told news.com.au. “Common sense just disappears.”
Catherine said there have been multiple occasions where she saw women barging into the brothel and having a heated confrontation with their husbands.
Usually, “he’s shocked and immediately starts apologizing, claiming he didn’t do anything, that his friends dragged him there, that he was just waiting at the bar, or that he only came for a drink and this was the only place still open,” she told the outlet.
The adult content creator listed out some of the “most stupid” ways men get caught while trying to sneak around
Image credits: catherine_de_noire
On the other hand, there are some clients who are “extremely good at covering their tracks.”
These clients would normally visit the brothel during their lunch break, leaving their phones behind in the office, especially if they have their tracking history or shared location on.
Image credits: Artem Labunsky/Unsplash (Not the actual photo)
Leaving the phone at work and later saying they were in an important client meeting would look less “suspicious” than “suddenly [turning] it off,” she said.
“They always bring cash, never withdraw money nearby, keep no receipts or entry tickets and they take a shower after the session so there’s no scent or trace,” she added about the men who don’t get caught.
“Lots of men stop thinking clearly once they enter a brothel,” the brothel manager said
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Interestingly, on one occasion, a guy managed to pull “a really bold move” and turn the tables around.
“His partner found out, waited for him to confront him, and when she did, he flipped the whole situation and got mad at her for stalking him and following him around like some jealous psycho,” she recalled. “That was really something else.”
Image credits: catherine_de_noire
There would be a variety of reasons why husbands visit a brothel, even when they are happy with their marriages.
“Some men are in happy marriages—they love their wives but the s** is gone,” she said.
Catherine said there could be many reasons why husbands, even those happy with their marriages, visit brothels
Image credits: catherine_de_noire
There could also be instances where husbands want to explore their intimate fantasies, like BDSM, but are afraid, ashamed, or not comfortable sharing them with their partner.
“They don’t want to pressure their partner into doing something she doesn’t want to do, but they also don’t want to get involved in an affair as they see that as something more emotionally risky than visiting a professional,” she said.
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For some husbands, visiting the brothel is seen as a therapy session, where they can come and rant or let loose.
“And then there are men for whom this is simply part of their lifestyle. Even if everything is ‘okay’ at home, they still want to feel like champions — like they’re wanted and desired,” she said.
Infidelity can take place in relationships due to a variety of reasons. Most people listed falling out of love, the desire for variety, feeling neglect or anger, boosting self-esteem, and situational forces as some of the top reasons for cheating, according to a 2019 study.
With the rise of technology, cheating has also spilled onto dating apps. One 2018 study found that 18 to 25% of Tinder users are in a committed relationship while using the popular dating app.
“Here’s an easy solution to not getting caught. Don’t cheat,” one commented online
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Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
I know this will get downvotes, but if you just have to get some outside an otherwise working relationship, hiring a s*x worker is a lot better than having an affair. And if I were the partner I'd just rather not know!
Jeremy James 5 months ago
"Many visit the brothel during lunch breaks, often leaving their phones back at the office." This. This is why management wants return-to-office mandates so badly. Working from home must make cheating on your spouse way more complicated.
Ellinor she/they/elle 5 months ago
Don't want to be caught cheating ? Simple solution : Don't cheat !
Apatheist Account2 5 months ago
The grey area for me is if the spouse is okay with it - for example if the husband has a kink that the wife can't or won't satisfy, or they have some disability that prevents them having s3x, but the relationship is otherwise healthy. I think the notion that s3x defines whether a relationship is valid or not is historical and perhaps outdated these days, and belongs to the time when it was unprotected and largely about procreation. I think there's a bit of a prudish attitude to brothels - I'd rather they were legalised, regulated and monitored than confined to seedy back streets. It's a bit like boxing - it's inherently dangerous but it's going to happen whether you like it or not, so the lesser evil is to make it as safe as possible.
Jaya 5 months ago (edited)
I wonder if she's overexaggerating or making up drama stories to get more attention from websites, to lure more people to her business/instagram. Because why would a brothel use it's actual address for the bank statements and not a different address from some innocuous place? Just like many supermarkets bank statements use addresses from a different location. And séx toy websites can do it completely discretely, why wouldn't a brothel be discrete too? And does the brothel also cater to women? Because if not, why would they let a woman on her own in if they know she's likely just there to get into a fight with her husband? Wouldn't businesses not want that kind of trouble in their establishment?
Ace 5 months ago
I'm sure you're right in that tis is just a publicity thing, but I can see how it may not be massively over-hyped. You need to get your head around the fact that in many countries these are legitimate businesses, so the idea of giving a fake receipt or whatever would be odd, and in most cases, as is evident if you read, the actual transaction for the s*x is often going to be between worker and client, with the 'brothel' making its money out of overpriced drinks and room rental. No, I'm not an expert, but think on this, as an example - there are, in some Swiss cities, quite a number of adult bars which may be open at different times than surrounding establishments. I've been known to have a couple of beers in some over many years late at night after some work event, with no intention whatsoever of indulging in any sort of hanky-panky. Indeed, on quite a few occasions I was with my wife or other friends/colleagues of both sexes. It's just a bar bill, after all.
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Happy_Pandalover 5 months ago (edited)
While the stories are super amusing and entertaining: Cheating ist cheating = no matter if it’s with a professional worker or another private person. Only this way they fon’t fool both (their partners, but usually the affair gets fooled too). I wish people would just talk openly to their partners to find a solution instead. if there is none, just break it off 😵💫.
Jayne Turner 5 months ago
Don't put your partner in danger of a serious venereal disease. It's skanky.
Gabriella Anna 5 months ago
How do you feel when been cheated on? It hurts so much loving someone and you feel your spouse is cheating on you but you don't know how to figure out. I will introduce you to a verified professional hacker who specializes in hacking like phones, computers, WhatsApp, Facebook, retrieve lost cryptocurrency, recover wallet, delete criminal record, track GPS location. If in need of upgrading grades, credit score and more. He also offers such service. I saw his lots of recommendation on reddit and i also tried him out. I love his quick responds and quality service. He helped me access my partner phone and i found out his cheating, right now my partner is apologizing to me cos he was shocked i knew about it, i have access to his call logs, deleted messages, text messages and more. All thanks to ( Techspymax @ gm ail c om ) for his good works.
Mel in Georgia 5 months ago
I know this will get downvotes, but if you just have to get some outside an otherwise working relationship, hiring a s*x worker is a lot better than having an affair. And if I were the partner I'd just rather not know!
Jeremy James 5 months ago
"Many visit the brothel during lunch breaks, often leaving their phones back at the office." This. This is why management wants return-to-office mandates so badly. Working from home must make cheating on your spouse way more complicated.
Ellinor she/they/elle 5 months ago
Don't want to be caught cheating ? Simple solution : Don't cheat !
Apatheist Account2 5 months ago
The grey area for me is if the spouse is okay with it - for example if the husband has a kink that the wife can't or won't satisfy, or they have some disability that prevents them having s3x, but the relationship is otherwise healthy. I think the notion that s3x defines whether a relationship is valid or not is historical and perhaps outdated these days, and belongs to the time when it was unprotected and largely about procreation. I think there's a bit of a prudish attitude to brothels - I'd rather they were legalised, regulated and monitored than confined to seedy back streets. It's a bit like boxing - it's inherently dangerous but it's going to happen whether you like it or not, so the lesser evil is to make it as safe as possible.
Jaya 5 months ago (edited)
I wonder if she's overexaggerating or making up drama stories to get more attention from websites, to lure more people to her business/instagram. Because why would a brothel use it's actual address for the bank statements and not a different address from some innocuous place? Just like many supermarkets bank statements use addresses from a different location. And séx toy websites can do it completely discretely, why wouldn't a brothel be discrete too? And does the brothel also cater to women? Because if not, why would they let a woman on her own in if they know she's likely just there to get into a fight with her husband? Wouldn't businesses not want that kind of trouble in their establishment?
Ace 5 months ago
I'm sure you're right in that tis is just a publicity thing, but I can see how it may not be massively over-hyped. You need to get your head around the fact that in many countries these are legitimate businesses, so the idea of giving a fake receipt or whatever would be odd, and in most cases, as is evident if you read, the actual transaction for the s*x is often going to be between worker and client, with the 'brothel' making its money out of overpriced drinks and room rental. No, I'm not an expert, but think on this, as an example - there are, in some Swiss cities, quite a number of adult bars which may be open at different times than surrounding establishments. I've been known to have a couple of beers in some over many years late at night after some work event, with no intention whatsoever of indulging in any sort of hanky-panky. Indeed, on quite a few occasions I was with my wife or other friends/colleagues of both sexes. It's just a bar bill, after all.
Load More Replies... Happy_Pandalover 5 months ago (edited)
While the stories are super amusing and entertaining: Cheating ist cheating = no matter if it’s with a professional worker or another private person. Only this way they fon’t fool both (their partners, but usually the affair gets fooled too). I wish people would just talk openly to their partners to find a solution instead. if there is none, just break it off 😵💫.
Jayne Turner 5 months ago
Don't put your partner in danger of a serious venereal disease. It's skanky.
Gabriella Anna 5 months ago
How do you feel when been cheated on? It hurts so much loving someone and you feel your spouse is cheating on you but you don't know how to figure out. I will introduce you to a verified professional hacker who specializes in hacking like phones, computers, WhatsApp, Facebook, retrieve lost cryptocurrency, recover wallet, delete criminal record, track GPS location. If in need of upgrading grades, credit score and more. He also offers such service. I saw his lots of recommendation on reddit and i also tried him out. I love his quick responds and quality service. He helped me access my partner phone and i found out his cheating, right now my partner is apologizing to me cos he was shocked i knew about it, i have access to his call logs, deleted messages, text messages and more. All thanks to ( Techspymax @ gm ail c om ) for his good works.
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