You never know where miscellaneous corners of the internet, like Craigslist, will take you. Because there’s nothing sacred when humans are putting the ads out there. You may as well sell your soul to the devil.

Thanks to the boldly named subreddit “r/CrackheadCraigslist,” we now can get the real scope of weirdness going behind the seemingly innocent practice of selling your stuff for cash online. From a Trump voodoo doll made of flaming hot Cheetos to toilet paper seeds, there’s virtually nothing you couldn’t buy. Let’s take a look at some of the most bizarre ads down below that will make us question either (or both) what these people were thinkin’ and what the heck is it.

For those who’ve traveled the Craigslist jungles already and know very well what to expect, check out our previous list of the funniest and strangest Craigslist ads. And hit up the 30 delusional sellers on internet marketplaces right here.

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#1

Some Assembly Required

Craigslist ad showing broken glass on a metal frame as a "glass table" for sale with some assembly needed.

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Binky Melnik
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is really funny! 😆 And as we discovered with the no hat/no brim, people will apparently buy anything! This would be a great gift for people who enjoy puzzles.

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    #2

    The Best One Liner.

    Screenshot of a delusional Craigslist ad from a missed connections post about a flatulence incident at Kroger.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure I want a guy who likes this kind of thing. I once read a post about a couple who was having secks when one of ‘em farted. Thereafter, they were both turned on every time they were near someone with gas. Ugh; I found it repellent. They found it a turn-on. I hope never to meet someone like that. 🤮

    #3

    A Bargain If You Ask Me

    Craigslist ad showing a delusional sale of a door ram left by SWAT, part of the worst online platform ads collection.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you might like to have one f these, I would think you’d be too frightened to meet up with ‘em.

    Bored Panda contacted the r/CrackheadCraigslist moderator Susan, known by the name siouxsie_siouxv2 on Reddit. Susan told us that the subreddit was created almost exactly three years ago, but only recently it took off. “Our users mainly intersect with r/trashy and r/delusionalartists, so as those subreddits grow, so does this one."

    Susan came with the idea for this subreddit randomly. “I was talking to my r/dankmemes friends-moderators after seeing this post and this one on Twitter.”

    There were many super bizarre craigslist ads posted on the Crackhead Craigslist subreddit, but some were funnier than others. “My personal favorites are the half eaten bottles of condiments. But my all time favorite post is this one, from a lost redditor,” said Susan.

    #4

    Fake Wasp Nest

    Craigslist ad showing a wasp nest as an electric cut off decoy, part of delusional online platform posts.

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    #5

    Selling My Pet Lobster. Do Not Under Any Circumstances Play Him Johnny Cash

    Dog lying next to a lobster with a humorous Craigslist ad for selling a pet lobster from delusional Craigslist ads platform.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Can’t have a pet who hates any of the Highwaymen. It’s a deal-breaker. Then again, depending on his size, he might be a bargain for dinner!

    #6

    Who Wants Some Good Ol Sweater Traction

    Blue turtleneck made from sewn-together grippy socks, featured on a platform for delusional Craigslist ads.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a mock turtle, not an actual turtleneck, but it LOOKS as if one sleeve is longer than the other, even accounting for the way it’s hung. I have some of these sleepers, and I can’t imagine them being comfortable as a sweater.

    The subreddit r/CrackheadCraigslist was created back in 2017 and now has 315K members. Among many odd objects that have appeared on it, some of the most upvoted ones include the door ram left by a SWAT team for $40, a fake wasp nest for $30, and a pet lobster for $50. The community describes itself as a place for sharing “half-eaten bag of Doritos for $2,” but the cases show it gets more bizarre than that.

    #7

    It’s A Me?

    Plastic milk jug with a MAR10 best by date, featured on an online platform showcasing delusional Craigslist ads.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeew; you can’t save it for very long even if you want it all because of the March 10th on it. Won’t be long before it curdles and separates and you have lumps of curd floating in water. (Ask me how I know.) This might be even dumber than the slices of toast with an image of Jesus or our president burned into ‘em.

    #8

    In Iowa

    Screenshot of a delusional Craigslist ad and comments about a rare autographed Kurt Cobain Funko Pop.

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    #9

    Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions

    Motorised social distancing bicycle with attached chainsaw featured on delusional Craigslist ads platform.

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    Plenty of weird things are put up for sale every day. eBay has announced a list of the 20 weirdest things ever sold and it goes beyond that. There was a jar with a ghost in it put up for auction that got sold for $55,000 after numerous bids. Unsurprisingly, the buyer didn’t pay for the item in the end.

    In 2000, a man discovered the meaning of life and put it up for sale for only $3.26. There was also a woman who sold a piece of bubble gum spat right out of Britney Spears’s mouth. The winning bid was $14,000. Meanwhile, a man named Andrew from Nebraska auctioned off his forehead as ad space. He said he would get a permanent brand name or logo tattooed on his head. The snore remedy “SnoreStop” won the auction and Andrew was to be paid $37,375.

    #10

    No Words Necessary

    Motorized picnic table with wheels and engine, featured in delusional Craigslist ads and unusual online platform listings.

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    #11

    For Someone Who Already Has Everything.

    Beaded curtain made from discarded Bic lighters displayed on carpet in an unusual Craigslist ad from an online platform.

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    #12

    Perfectly Balanced...

    Brown glove with small hand sanitizer bottles attached on each finger, shown on a digital Craigslist ad post.

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    #13

    It’s A Short Range Fighter, So It Won’t Get You Out Of The Milky Way, But...

    Delusional Craigslist ad with a blue metal frame claimed as a Star Wars TIE Fighter rolling chassis for sale.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is an “At-At” a real thing or a typo. If the former, explain what it is, please? Is it worth more than this junk? “Rolling chassis,” I mean.

    #14

    A Good Deal

    Listing of three delusional Craigslist ads selling parts of a Yankee baseball cap separately with varying prices.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That third item has seven bids for … nothing? Really? They’d pay money not to receive something? Is there no limit to stupidity?

    #15

    The Item Is Perfectly Nice, But The Title Is An Interesting Way To Describe This Item

    Yellow single seat armchair listed on an online platform showcasing delusional Craigslist ads for sale.

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    #16

    Not Having This Thing In My House.

    Person crawling inside a free human-size hamster wheel in a room filled with shredded newspaper, humorous Craigslist ad.

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    #17

    Nice Ponch

    Man wearing a handmade poncho listed on a platform for the world's most delusional Craigslist ads.

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    #18

    A Smart Investment, If You Ask Me

    Craigslist ad showing a red Salvation Army bucket listed as a $100 investment with delusional online platform humor.

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    #19

    Giant Airpod

    Hand holding a giant AirPod listing, featured on a platform for the world's most delusional Craigslist ads.

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    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the one? 😆 I gather this is for people with really big ears, or rather one really big ear.

    #20

    Found This Gem On Facebook Marketplace

    Drift buggy for sale on delusional Craigslist ads platform showing a homemade motorized shopping cart vehicle.

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    #21

    Found On Fb Marketplace Does This Count?

    Photo of an old iPhone with a hand-drawn camera upgrade, part of delusional Craigslist ads on an online platform.

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