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The internet, what a beautiful thing! It can make a meme out of anything. Bernie Sanders and his mittens, Boromir and his iconic "one does not simply walk into Mordor" moment, confused Nick Young, and Drake's "Hotline Bling" – the list is never-ending. 

But there's another thing worth mentioning that made it into meme culture: stock photography. Remember "Hide The Pain Harold"? Or that distracted boyfriend pic that had 2017 in a chokehold? Well, it's your lucky day because today, we'll be focusing on other stock images that are just as amusing. 

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Yes

Yes

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Most of you are probably aware of how abundant – content-wise – Reddit is. There are a bunch of communities that cover a variety of topics, and chances are you'll be able to find something that floats your boat. So, if you own a company, are a photographer, a fellow meme lover, or someone who simply yearns to cure their blues – consider yourself lucky!

"Ever see a stock photo that just made you stop and say, WTF? Or a stock photo that's so bad that it can't ever possibly be sold? r/Sh*ttyStockPhotos is the place to bring those photos to life" – yes, ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a ride and a half because today we'll be looking at some of the worst yet incredibly hilarious examples of stock photos.

The r/Sh*ttyStockPhotos subreddit was created back in October 2017, and since then, it has managed to gain almost 8K members. Although it's no longer as active as it once was, there are hundreds of posts that will catch your attention and leave you pondering for the night!

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    #2

    Wh-What

    Wh-What

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    Mike Y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be the cover shot on an Abnormal Psychology textbook.

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    So, what's the science behind stock pics? Generally speaking, it's a supply of images that are often licensed for specific usage. For instance, marketing and advertising, blogs and websites, commercial and for-profit projects, and personal projects.

    Companies and professionals frequently resort to stock imagery mainly because it saves time and is budget-friendly. The pieces are already edited and ready to be used; plus, many stock photography sources provide a lot of choices, meaning that you will, most likely, find what you need.

    However, it's not all that jolly! While stock photos are convenient for many, they do tend to come off as generic and inauthentic. They're overused and there's always a risk of using the same images as your competitors. Hiring a professional photographer that will be able to provide your brand with images that not only suit your motto but also diversify your content is the ideal way out, but it is a costly process that isn't as acceptable for businesses that perhaps have just started out.

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    #3

    Hitler's Gender Neutral "Grandson" Peeling Potatoes

    Hitler's Gender Neutral "Grandson" Peeling Potatoes

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one's the weirdest one for me.

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    #4

    Google Did Not Disappoint

    Google Did Not Disappoint

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    Now, to get a more professional outlook on stock imagery, BP reached out to Paul David Smith.

    First, we invited our expert to introduce himself to our readers: "My name is Paul David Smith. I'm 39 years old and based in Newquay, Cornwall, UK. I've worked as a professional commercial and advertising photographer for over 20 years, and during this time I have created and sold thousands of stock photos through multiple channels."

    BP then asked our expert what the purpose of stock images is, and he replied as follows: "The purpose of stock photography is for journalists and editors to add visual imagery to complement their story and articles. Often, time and budget constraints simply mean they are not able to commission a photographer to go and take photographs specifically for their story, so they rely on a bank of pre-taken images that they can pay a small fee to use."

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    "Stock photography has been used by media channels for many, many years. However, it really took off when the internet became mainstream, as multiple outlets opened up for photographers to submit their work too and earn a small fee every time it was used."

    #5

    David Grieving Over His Blobfish

    David Grieving Over His Blobfish

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    Phase9.ka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    #6

    Eggman

    Eggman

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    starkey !
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am the eggman . they are the eggmen . i am the walrus. goo goo g'joob.

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    "Most stock photography hasn't really had all that much effort put into it, which is probably why so many of them are so bad. As a professional photographer, the amount I'll make from a stock image can be very small. To make any kind of money from it, submitting your images to stock websites in bulk, covering a lot of different subjects, is the way to go as there is more chance of someone picking up and using one of my images that way. This requirement to create content in bulk means there is not as much effort going into the production as there would be if you were creating content for a specific client, for example, as a lot of the images will never get used, and hence you'd make no money from them," Paul David Smith said when we pondered why the majority of stock images are so subpar. 

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    The photographer also added: "I think stock photography websites also attract a lot of beginners to photography who see it as a way of earning some money from the expensive camera gear that they have just bought. Obviously, this is going to lead to some questionable imagery being available as we are all on a learning journey, and people at the start of their journey won't be creating content to the same level as the professionals who have been doing it for 20 years."

    #7

    “He Looks Just Like His Father”

    “He Looks Just Like His Father”

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    #8

    Romantic Spaghetti Dinner

    Romantic Spaghetti Dinner

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdest version of Lady and the Tramp.

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    #9

    Yay! Another Corpse

    Yay! Another Corpse

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    Last but certainly not least, we asked our expert if companies should use stock or real images: "Finally, creating a terrible yet funny stock photo can earn you a lot of money! If people keep using it because it is so bad it’s almost funny, well, that is a win for the photographer as they are being paid every time it’s used, no matter why it is being used."

    "In an ideal world, media outlets would commission photographers to take images specific to their needs, but the fast pace of media these days simply means that will never happen for every job. Stock photography allows journalists to write content late in the evening and have it live instantly rather than waiting a day for a photographer to go and take photographs for them."

    #10

    "Man Trapped Inside Keyboard But Surprisingly Happy About It"

    "Man Trapped Inside Keyboard But Surprisingly Happy About It"

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We’ve reached out to talk about your car’s extended warranty “

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    #11

    Normal Ironing Is For Cowards

    Normal Ironing Is For Cowards

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doubt the inspiration for the "Do not iron while wearing" tags on clothes

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    #12

    Vegan Food

    Vegan Food

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a vegetarian I can confirm, this is the only thing I can eat at McDonald’s

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    We hope that you've enjoyed this witty ensemble of questionable stock images; let us know which ones are your favorites! Also, don't hesitate to give the subreddit and our expert, Paul David Smith, a follow!

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    #13

    Banana Sausage

    Banana Sausage

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    #15

    The Homosexual Agenda

    The Homosexual Agenda

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    #16

    Should I Write Something Here?

    Should I Write Something Here?

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    #17

    Searched For: “Sprained Knee”

    Searched For: “Sprained Knee”

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just no.... Even the background doesn't help

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    #18

    Business Man With A Banana

    Business Man With A Banana

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    #19

    Trump Holding A Lobster

    Trump Holding A Lobster

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    #20

    Group Ice Cream

    Group Ice Cream

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who I assume to be the dad has nefarious thoughts going through his mind

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    #21

    "Oh No I Just Ran Him Over"

    "Oh No I Just Ran Him Over"

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    #22

    “Sir, I Have Located Him”

    “Sir, I Have Located Him”

    u/Airtag111 Report

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    #23

    Smiling Man With Whipped Cream And A Cherry

    Smiling Man With Whipped Cream And A Cherry

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    #24

    Wth

    Wth

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ey bro, lemme help with that snake of yours”

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    #25

    Nice, Just What I Needed. A Dude Passed Out In A Box

    Nice, Just What I Needed. A Dude Passed Out In A Box

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    #26

    "Hey What Instrument Do You Play?"

    "Hey What Instrument Do You Play?"

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    #27

    I'm Gonna Hit This Sub With Shitty Stock Photos Like This Woman Hit Her BF With A Bunch Of Parsley

    I'm Gonna Hit This Sub With Shitty Stock Photos Like This Woman Hit Her BF With A Bunch Of Parsley

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thought the title meant the guy was a sub who had a thing for parsley from his dom???

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    #28

    Didn’t Know You Could Pick Dna With Tweezers

    Didn’t Know You Could Pick Dna With Tweezers

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the smalledt pair of tweezers or the largest chunk of DNA

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    #29

    Are You Okay Ellen?

    Are You Okay Ellen?

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter how hard you try you'll never be a toaster

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    #30

    Bath Bomb

    Bath Bomb

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    #31

    That’s Not How You Play Trumpet, Kate

    That’s Not How You Play Trumpet, Kate

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say something about "jazz" and "all over" and "face," but I'm just not that dirty.

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    #32

    White People When Listening To Old Town Road

    White People When Listening To Old Town Road

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    #33

    Art

    Art

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever these people are smoking, get it banned pronto

    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They promised me I could play like an expert after just one lesson

    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bro... You're playing it wrong."

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    #34

    This Is Fine

    This Is Fine

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    #35

    Goodbye World

    Goodbye World

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could eat bananas until they started camering out the back of my head. Oh!

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    #36

    Oh Gee Oh Golly Why My Mouse

    Oh Gee Oh Golly Why My Mouse

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    #37

    3D Render Of A Honey Bee Carrying A USB Stick

    3D Render Of A Honey Bee Carrying A USB Stick

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    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am angry because they did not make it a USBee.. hold by a US bee

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    #38

    What

    What

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Daddy I’ve been naughty” “For the last time it is ‘father I have sinned’.”

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    #39

    “I Gonna Get You!” -Thug On The Street

    “I Gonna Get You!” -Thug On The Street

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    #40

    Why

    Why

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    Kody Franks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you let someone else hold your instrument.

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    #41

    When You Get That Fat Mesothelioma Compensation Check

    When You Get That Fat Mesothelioma Compensation Check

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    Onion Patch Petunia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until tomorrow to tell him they're phoney

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    #42

    How Can I Even Comment On This

    How Can I Even Comment On This

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    #43

    Exactly What I Needed

    Exactly What I Needed

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    #45

    Just A Bottle Being Held Like A Gun

    Just A Bottle Being Held Like A Gun

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    #46

    Flying Dollar Cow?

    Flying Dollar Cow?

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    #47

    When The Sisters Don't Want To Play Chess

    When The Sisters Don't Want To Play Chess

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