We don’t just experience good with our taste buds. We feel its texture in our mouths, we smell it in our nasal canals, and we eat it up with our eyes before ever taking a bite. On this last step, however, there are some meals out there that fail spectacularly, and for all of them, there is a wonderful Twitter that is waiting to share them with the world.
SOme of these are good-faith dishes that went horribly wrong somewhere or were made with questionable taste. Others are deliberate outright abominations that were only made to torment us and confuse our appetites. The silver lining, we believe, is that you can regularly return to this post as an appetite suppressant if you’ve decided to go on a calorie-deficit diet.
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Why settle for mustard when there is wasabi. Make the thief feel his sinuses in a whole new way. Edit: I meant the horseradish version that is sold as wasabi.
This is awesome! Child (31) reckons this will be his next sausage and mash creation because it's more artistic than the mash and gravy volcano he usually makes 🙄
I have a friend with a poor eye sight. She had a bug spray and wd40 in similar bottles - and she have seen ants queueing through her kitchen - so she took a spray - and sprayed the whole floor, PVC floor. Anyway. The evening her husband looked at the spray and asked "you wanted them to have slippery feet?" I was there a day after, rushed to wc, in nylon stockings...and slipped like a professional swimmer...
WHAT??? Where do these people come from? What kind of parents brought them up?
My 62 year old husband when I go spend a week with my mother even though I have made, labeled, and put heating instructions for three meals a day. They are all in the freezer. He even planned the meals. The drink would be sweet tea but everything else is mostly correct.
Does anyone else see a bear in the 2nd photo's flame, or am I just whistling Dixie?
No, sorry, it should have been frosted with Philadelphia coloured pink with beetroot
Um that’s just wrong in every way and in so many ways ! I know it’s for beating but not eggs sweetie . Just no.
This reminds me of when i made pickle dogs, cut a spear out the middle and put hotdog in, was super good! Pickledog is a registered trademark of me, thanks!
I don't get it.. My eyes think those are dried magic mushies but I really have no idea
That's an uncrustable (comes frozen stuffed with pb&j) and I'd bet op is a Marine
Isn't there a comic where someone makes a noodle scarf...yes there is. oopsImadea...7655e6.jpg
Beans are used in desserts in several countries. This isn't too far out there.
did you pull these tortillas out of the freezer. ? if so, then these are still good !!!
These little fish are actually delicious. I don't know what they are in English, but my Chinese boyfriend's family always has some around. They're usually anchovies, but sometimes other fish are used. They're salted and dried.
BP, I really believe someone needs to sit you down, with a dictionary, and help you study the words, and the meanings of "bad", and "fail", until you really comprehend them...or are you just going to change the post heading to "great" when you edit this article down to 30 images...which is what you usually do?
BP, I really believe someone needs to sit you down, with a dictionary, and help you study the words, and the meanings of "bad", and "fail", until you really comprehend them...or are you just going to change the post heading to "great" when you edit this article down to 30 images...which is what you usually do?