According to my parents, i was a really embarrassing child. Not that I’d throw tantrums or anything, but I’d say stuff at the wrong time to the wrong people. I remember that when I was about 7-8 I was in RE...

According to my parents, i was a really embarrassing child. Not that I’d throw tantrums or anything, but I’d say stuff at the wrong time to the wrong people. I remember...

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I’ve already submitted, but I have another story. I really like typewriters. And last year for Christmas, I got a typewriter! But, it wasn’t I proper typewriter. It was I tiny one about the size of my thumbnail, bright pink with...

I’ve already submitted, but I have another story. I really like typewriters. And last year for Christmas, I got a typewriter! But, it wasn’t I proper typewriter. It was I tiny...

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I’ve always liked vegetables (yes I know, I’m a weirdo) an when I was 6 I got a single plastic carrot and a small container of super hot wasabi peas. The peas were to hot even for my parents.

I’ve always liked vegetables (yes I know, I’m a weirdo) an when I was 6 I got a single plastic carrot and a small container of super hot wasabi peas. The...

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I was at a party. Sitting in a corner, reading. This person comes up to me and starts trying to make small talk and make me dance. A polite “no” doesn’t work. So, I look them dead in the eye and...

I was at a party. Sitting in a corner, reading. This person comes up to me and starts trying to make small talk and make me dance. A polite “no” doesn’t...

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