Nick Buller
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Nick Buller • commented on 25 posts 3 years ago
'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Only The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Dogs (50 Pics)
'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Only The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Dogs (50 Pics)
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Nick Buller • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago
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Years ago, my wife was mumbling in her sleep and seemed a bit upset. I wanted to comfort her, without waking her up too much, so I said, "Honey, you're fine. Do you know where you are?" She slugged me in the arm, and said "I'm in place where punch buggies are seen first." She then rolled over and muttered to herself, "chugga-chugga-chugga-buggy", and went back to sleep. She didn't remember a think the next morning.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
My wife was mumbling a lot and suddenly shouted "DONKEY KICK!" as she kicked me in my shin, so that was fun.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
I'm the sleeptalker here; got this from my wife the next morning. Me: sits bolt upright They're coming. Everything's ready. Wife: sleepily huh? Me: They're coming. Everything's ready. Wife: They're coming? Me: Mmm hmm. Wife: But everything's ready? Me: ... yes Wife: Sounds like we're ok then. Me: Comically flops back down and instantly goes back to sleep.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
My grandfather was a hard sleep talker , my grandmother has a funny story. One day my grandfather while sleeping was saying" do i punch this asshole" my grandmother replayed yeah punch him then my grandfather in his sleep punched her.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
Ex-roommate talked in his sleep. Once, he cried out, "NO GANDALF!"Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
One night, my boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night, tapping me on my shoulder. He put his finger on his mouth, whispered "shush" to me, then pointed at the door and told me "I can hear something, don't move". Predictably, I nearly [crap] my pants. All the worst possible scenarios crossed my mind, and the moment of silence after he shushed me felt like hours. Then, he started waving his hands and talking about tetris, 'the twirlies' (idk), and making sure we don't align... And that's how I learnt my boyfriend talks in his sleep.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
So this one time while my s/o was sleeping, she randomly reaches over and starts to pet my leg softly. When I ask her what she’s doing she looks at me like I’m stupid and says “what does it look like? I’m petting this fluffy baby penguin.” Then pauses for a second, pats my leg again and blurts our “Wait this isn’t a penguin!” I have never laughed so hard over someone talking in their sleepSleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
My boyfriend woke me up the other day by gently putting his fingers in my mouth and I kept moving my head out of the way until eventually I was like “can you stop that!!!” He then sounded genuinely upset and asked why I woke him up as he was having a really nice dream about feeding a deer. Brilliant.Show All 14 Upvotes
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Nick Buller • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago
'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Only The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Dogs (50 Pics)
'Dogspotting' Is A Group Where People Share Only The Best, Unexpected Encounters With Dogs (50 Pics)
Nick Buller • upvoted 19 items 3 years ago
The Dark Knight (2008): Despite Being A Murderous Maniac With No Regard For Human Life, The Joker Still Takes Special Precautions To Wear A Mask Around The Vulnerable. This Is Because He Is Not A Fu**ing Idiot
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One night, my boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night, tapping me on my shoulder. He put his finger on his mouth, whispered "shush" to me, then pointed at the door and told me "I can hear something, don't move". Predictably, I nearly [crap] my pants. All the worst possible scenarios crossed my mind, and the moment of silence after he shushed me felt like hours. Then, he started waving his hands and talking about tetris, 'the twirlies' (idk), and making sure we don't align... And that's how I learnt my boyfriend talks in his sleep.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
Years ago, my wife was mumbling in her sleep and seemed a bit upset. I wanted to comfort her, without waking her up too much, so I said, "Honey, you're fine. Do you know where you are?" She slugged me in the arm, and said "I'm in place where punch buggies are seen first." She then rolled over and muttered to herself, "chugga-chugga-chugga-buggy", and went back to sleep. She didn't remember a think the next morning.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
My wife was mumbling a lot and suddenly shouted "DONKEY KICK!" as she kicked me in my shin, so that was fun.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
My grandfather was a hard sleep talker , my grandmother has a funny story. One day my grandfather while sleeping was saying" do i punch this asshole" my grandmother replayed yeah punch him then my grandfather in his sleep punched her.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
Ex-roommate talked in his sleep. Once, he cried out, "NO GANDALF!"Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
So this one time while my s/o was sleeping, she randomly reaches over and starts to pet my leg softly. When I ask her what she’s doing she looks at me like I’m stupid and says “what does it look like? I’m petting this fluffy baby penguin.” Then pauses for a second, pats my leg again and blurts our “Wait this isn’t a penguin!” I have never laughed so hard over someone talking in their sleepSleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
I'm the sleeptalker here; got this from my wife the next morning. Me: sits bolt upright They're coming. Everything's ready. Wife: sleepily huh? Me: They're coming. Everything's ready. Wife: They're coming? Me: Mmm hmm. Wife: But everything's ready? Me: ... yes Wife: Sounds like we're ok then. Me: Comically flops back down and instantly goes back to sleep.Sleep-Talkers-Sleepwalkers-Share-Funny-Stories
My boyfriend woke me up the other day by gently putting his fingers in my mouth and I kept moving my head out of the way until eventually I was like “can you stop that!!!” He then sounded genuinely upset and asked why I woke him up as he was having a really nice dream about feeding a deer. Brilliant.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet