ImaPerson
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“[Am I The Jerk] For Refusing To Lie To Cover Up What My Mom Realized About Me?”
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“[Am I The Jerk] For Refusing To Lie To Cover Up What My Mom Realized About Me?”
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A lady hit me in the face when I told her she had to leave my store if she wouldn't stop harassing other customers.2spooky7ime reply
I sell high end marble for countertops and a couple with a project in palm springs came in. They said they needed about 22 slabs. Now that’s a lot, so naturally I asked for more details about the project. They showed me the plans and it was a compound with 9 master bedrooms, all with their own kitchen. Don’t know if they were swingers or cult leaders but it was the strangest encounter I’ve had so far!OlCheese reply
One i always remember... I used to work in a bank call centre, in Australia. A guy calls up and I ask for his name and account number. He says, in a ridiculously over the top posh British accent, "my name... is Ronald... McDonald " and gives a number. I thought for sure this is a prank call, but hold my laughter and look him up just in case I get audited or whatever. HE WAS A REAL PERSON. Poor dude. Might as well have been a clown though with a name and voice like that!michelle_1108 reply
One time I had a customer who insisted on paying for their groceries entirely in pennies. They brought in multiple heavy bags filled to the brim with pennies and spent hours counting them out at the checkout counter. It was definitely an unusual situation, and it caused quite a commotion in the store!Peptic_Germ reply
About 25 years ago, I worked at a liquor store in a shopping mall. This one disturbed guy would walk in every day and ask me a strange question, and then leave without buying anything. Once he asked me if there was a difference between bitterness and rage. Another time he asked me if you could buy glasses that would blot out the sun completely. Always wierd stuff like that. I'd always answer him as honestly and accurately as I could. I wish that I wrote down his questions every day, there was some good ones.lostsparrow131986 reply
A slightly disheveled woman comes into our store with her hands full of clothes. I say hi to her, and she ignores me and walks to the back of the store. In the back are rows of racking with bins full of various parts for purchase. She proceeds to pull out bin after bin, seemingly looking for something in particular. After 5 minutes of this, she crams all the clothes into one of the bins and places it back on the shelf. She wanders up towards the front and mumbles something about looking for a specific part, but her eyes are darting all over the place and she doesn't seem to be existing on this plane of the universe. She proceeds to put her forehead down on the counter and rests it there for a full 2minutes while my coworker and I ask if she's ok or needs help. This lady finally brings her head up and is now holding a water bottle that she had just broken out of the cases of water we had for sale. SHe pops it open, drinks it, grabs a handful of plastic bags from our register and walks out the door. My coworker and I just stare at each other with a 'WTF JUST HAPPENED' look. We head to the back and find this pile of clothes still stuffed in the bins, which we bring to the front, assuming this lady is going to come back for them. Nope, never did and we ended up th rowing them in the trash a day or two later.Luke5119 reply
Story Time I was working retail for an office supply store. I see a customer as I'm walking the sales floor is looking at envelopes. I ask if I can help and he just glances over and hands me a specialty envelope. I know we don't have it, but humor him in looking. I then say politely *"I don't believe we carry this in store, but I can check our website and if we find it I can ship it to you next day at no additional charge".* He doesn't say anything and keeps looking. I motion to him that I'm going to a front computer to check and will be back shortly. I go to the front and spin around a computer and start looking. I'm not at this computer but a minute, and all of a sudden a large box of envelopes goes flying past my head grazing my right ear and lands on the ground in front of me and busts open. I turn my head back around to see the man I was helping is looking at me....fuming. This guy is stark raving mad and just yells *"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!".* I thought the guy was having a manic episode, because none of what he was doing made any sense. I ask *"Did you throw that box of envelopes at my head?"* He proceeds to yell the same thing *"YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!! I want THESE ENVELOPES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"* My store manager wasted no time and made a B line for the front of the store and threw him out. My store manager then nervously chuckles, shakes his head, and looks at me asking *"What the hell you'd do to that guy?"* I just shrugged and said *"Tried to help him find some envelopes, f**k me right?"*. ImaPerson • is following 2 people
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