Anti-Vaxx Parent Asks Stupid Question About Their 2-Year-Old’s ‘Outside Bedroom’, Gets Equally Stupid Answers
People often like to say that “there’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Well, while the quest for knowledge is always a noble one and it’s always better to ask than remain in ignorance, sometimes you’re going to get the kind of answers that your query deserves. This plea for recommendations put forward by the father of a 2-year-old is a perfect example.
The boy, Jericho, is unvaccinated. Warning sign right there. Apparently, this intrepid toddler loves to stay outdoors, roaming the plains and having such adventures that coming home for his curfew is an almost impossible shackle on his freedom.
Clearly, the answer to this nomadic nipper’s uncontrollable wanderlust is to move his bedroom outside. Perhaps then he will befriend a family of wolves, who will take him into their pack and teach him the ways of the wild, living forever vaccine-free and truly as nature intended.
Oh, but he really likes yellow. Does anybody have any yellow outdoor furniture for him to sleep on out there?
It’s fair to say that people were incredulous, and responded with some hilarious and savage comments. Some took aim at the poor boy’s name, which kind of suits the holier-than-thou organic natural spiritual vibe this family gives off.
Others couldn’t help but wonder who poor REBECCA is, perhaps a common-sense neighbor who dares to ‘debate’ their lifestyle choices. What business is it of hers if little Jericho is wondering around unsupervised and unvaccinated, anyway?
And people couldn’t fail to notice that, for a two-year-old, little Jericho is remarkably advanced in his wanderings. As many were quick to point out, how does he understand his curfew? Has he learned to tell the time by the position of the sun? Does he wear a watch? Pretty sure when I was two I wasn’t able to understand much more than where the milk was coming from.
Of course, there were the usual savage anti-vaxxer jokes too, but for me the real winner was the last one. The irony is strong and it makes for a putdown of biblical proportions.
The responses are gold. This parent, however, is on the border to child abuse through neglection. Or probaly already beyond it?
I think this parent would clearly cross border to child abuse by moving the son's "bedroom" to the outside. Anyway, does anyone know whether this is satire? I've read a lot coming from dumb parents but this sounds to stupid.
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My cat is staring at me, wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably. I can't tell her, the innocent soul, that it's the word "crotchfruit" that has me in hysterics.
My cat is vaccinated and locked inside at night. But..i mean, it´s a cat, not just a child.
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The responses were hilarious, but there's no way tge OP was serious... It was posted, either as satire or deliberately just for the responses.
I dunno... I wouldn't put it past an anti-vaxxer.
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So you can all judge me for what I am about to say because it is worthy of harsh judgement, but as I read through the comments I was just left with this overwhelming desire to give each one of my children ridiculous names because I now want to say the words "My daughter, Onomatopoeia, is three and makes organic soap" so bad because it just makes me laugh so hard. Then my son, Apocalypse Meow, can make artisanal cheese. Why do I want this so much? I shouldn't have children you guys, I just can't resist ruining their lives for my own amusement.
It's always a good laugh when a troll inspires people to come up with some really funny comments.
I always want to know the reaction of the post authors. If there were any.
Im actually glad theres been a push against these wack-o anti-vax people. Finally the internet does something good..
It's interesting that so many people are responding to "her" or "the mom". The person who wrote the post was named "Jonny" so it's a weird assumption, you know?
There are more female Jonnys, Frankys, Charlie's and Bobbi's than you might think
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Wonderful! Feral children are the MUST HAVE accessory this year! She is so fashion-forward.
My son Teabag (unvaccinated) also stays outside at all hours and keeps bringing girls home. Advice?
Wait... you all think OPs post is real? Who talks about their kid and says (unvaxinated) after their name? It’s either a joke post or a troll post...
I love how some people say that his mother is horrible, when the OP name is Jonny :D
Seriously? We have google so as to not look dumb. For a man, it's usually Johnny. Jonny is the normal spelling for a woman with that name.
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My dog is vaccinated and sleeps with me... I hope this man is a troll. Because This is inhumane.
Well, this is timely. I've just been reading about a 6 year old in Oregon who spent 47 days in hospital with tetanus, running up a bill over $800,000, and STILL his anti-vaxxer parents refused to give him the recommended second tetanus vaccine after getting him home. The kid could have died, but gosh he wasn't risking autism from that tetanus shot!
Dear god. These people. I mean, why trust doctors with decades of education and experience and literally hundreds of conclusive, scientific studies when you could trust the internet and mom's pilates instructor?
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I just want to know how a 2 year old does not make it home by curfew, bad irresponsible friends who want to party? or simply losing track of time??? or worse, wanted one more bottle?
Or worse, hocked its watch to play more poker and lost the house...
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Well in 'Murica, no 2-year-old's bedroom be complete without a shotgun to defend hiself from a wild critter what mights eat 'im, like that there baby what got eats by a dingo in Austria cause it ain't have no gun. Also we can shoots diseases afore they gits us so we don't need no gubermint mind-control vaccines.
The OP looks like satire to me. The “REBECCA” is a pretty obvious giveaway.
Wait, people actually think this is real? It's clearly a sh** post followed by troll posts. Whose 2 year old is walking around in the wilds, understands the concept of a curfew, and subsequently time (I suppose), and just doesn't want to show up to the house on time? And then the parent feels the need to make it apparent that (first) the kid isn't vaccinated (why would that even need to come up?) and (second) the fact that they're going to force their kid to sleep outside at night (clearly abuse or at minimum neglect)? Yall are dumb if you believe this is real. Use your noggins.
What did the kid being vaccinated or not even have to do with what she was wanting? Was she trying to rub it in others people's face that she's a terrible person? As if evicting a 2yo didn't already say that...
WHo dafuq gives their frigin TODDLER an OUTSIDE BEDROOM and CURFEW. THey are TWO_YEARS OLD!!!!! Sorry had to rant a bit....
its like, srysly?! why trust doctors who spent years and years at med school when you can trust the internet and some mom friends?
Taking the meaning of the child's name along with the ridiculous nature of the question. This parent is actually like you that have commented and pro vaccine. Just making a statement and probably meant for Rebecca!
Look, this person is not real. It’s a joke. No one identifies their child as (un vaxinated) every time they talk about them. Just as a parent that doesn’t circumsize does not write “my son James (uncircumsized) went to day care yesterday...”
It was a while ago I laughed this hard. I've been half lying on my desk laughing and my coworkers probably think I'm crazy, but that's fine.. So worth the read of all these pure gold responses to Jonny's original post! =D =D =D
I don't understand how Darwin has not taken care of these fools yet! If you get mad about this post then I am probably talking about you. When your dead you don't know your dead, all the pain is felt by others. Same thing happens when your Stupid. -Unknown
Buy the kid a tent. They make big ones, ten feet by ten feet. There's a nice lamp you can get at Costco that you can set on a laundry basket nightstand. Costco also has great foldable cots and electric blanket sleeping bags. By his age if he's still unvaccinated, he does have a lot of immunities built up. There are some things to worry about, but billions of people don't get vaccinations and live sixty to seventy years. Just teach the kid good hygiene early onsnd he'll have a better chance at good health.
That was GOLD. The real issue behind this hilarious post as we know - not quite as funny. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/call-national-vaccine-campaign-and-stricter-vaccination-policies
Wait, why is this child staying out past curfew, why is he by himself at the age if 2 the parents should be with him do you not worry about him getting list, kidnapped, or hit by a car these parents need this child taken away now...
There is no stupid question...but there are lots of inquisitive idiots.
I know a nutty lady named Jonny, and if I didn't know her kids were already taken away this would definitely be her!
Who says parents who don't vaccinate children are STUPIDMUTHERFUKKERS continues to be proven correct.
Isn't this just a bunch of trolling against REBECCA??? How silly can they get?
I like the comment about crotchfruit! Never heard that word! But the MMR mom has my vote! I would have a vial and syringe ready to go and if he accidentally fell and skinned his knee I’d give him “ antibiotics” called MMR, DPT,SMALL POX, CHIXKEN POX AND POLIO. SO HE DISNT GET AN INFECTION! Of course I’m assuming his mom lets him have antibiotics, and that she assumes if he get a viral infection like what we get vaccinated for, that she doesn’t realize antibiotics don’t work against viruses... and I will assume that, because she has t read any info on the diseases she doesn’t want vaccinations for... then, I’d annomously send her written material on all these diseases with pictures, side effects and the whole shebang. Maybe then she might understand.?
While I'm not defending not vaccinating your kid (because seriously, it's 2019), it is not uncommon for newborns in Sweden to nap outside during the day and while I personally bedshare with my soon to be two year old, if the outdoor room is set up appropriately (like say a sunroom or maybe even a veranda if you live in an area with appropriate weather) and the child has access to the parents and the parents have easy access and ability to check on the child and I guess you would have to feel that you have gates and stuff and are not afraid of kidnapping I don't see why a bed outside in nice weather would be a problem.
I am agree, the responses are PERFECT. I just hope the Parent catches on the Sarcasm and realizes, in 2019, make sure you type what you mean. Leave no room for guessing what you MIGHT mean. NO JOKES ALOUD. Lol
Yes, people, there are women out who are named, or nicknamed, Jonny. And Bobbi, Charlie, and Franky
Don't forget Pinkie and Greenie,both of whom I knew...
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This has GOT to be a troll post. There's just no way....(looking around) But then again.....
This has GOT to be a troll post. There's just no way! *looking around* But then again....
I laughed too hard at my desk this morning. These responses were great. Thank you REBECCA for not responding. and debating.
I would need real proof that this was real. Let's not give these people what they want by commenting on some made up nonsense.
To install a curfew the child needs to be old enough to read the clock, doesn't it?
By the age of 2 I had the fundamentals of reading, could count to 50 and read basic time (1 o’clock, 6 oclock, 9 o’clock etc.)
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And the winner of Darwin awards 2019 is... Little Jericho! I'm pretty sure he'd thank his parents but he can't be here. Obviously.
There is an Honorable Mention category, for those who stay alive but remove themselves from the gene pool. Rubella, I've heard, is a good way to do that. Oh,and mumps.
Load More Replies... Outdoor bedroom could be a great idea if climate is good. Sleep is better in fresh air. In south a lot of people sleep outside in summer. Though i dont understand the need to mention the vaccines in such a post. And why is boredpanda posting all these unpolite comments. Just to make everyone whine again about vaccines. Am i the only one tired of that? There are funnier things out there, get Yourselves together, pandas!
I have encouraged my three-year-old son, Gandalf, to French-kiss his hamsters, ferrets, and pot-bellied pig, so he should be immune to everything that's out there by now. I let him indoors twice a week to scrounge for the crumbs that collect under the sofa and TV tables. Stale crackers are a good source of penicillin.
dear god, I am so conflicted. on one hand, I'm laughing at the responses. on the other, I'm wondering where this child lives so I can sneak that poor thing the MMR and DTaP-IPV-Hib vaccine. good god.
Yes, forest green furniture would make the whole thing Ok :-D
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When did Bored Panda become such a negative hate forum? At any chance it'll run stories about antivaxxers (who yea are really r******d) and PETA (who say & do some really ridiculous stuff) but is it really necessary for everyone to jump on board on the slander bandwagon and just hate on these people? Not really sure that's the most intelligent way to instigate change.
It gives people a way to laugh and release some of the steam before it boils out and hurts someone. i can think of a couple of PETAns I would have happily thumped if I couldn't laugh. Same reason I bought my best friend a People Eating Tasty Animals bumper sticker. Let's you thumb your nose at idiots without getting physical. I haven't met any anti-vaxxers, so I don't know how I'd react to them.
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People should be able to do whatever they want unless it is engage in public male on female romance. Yuck!
Hello TJler, I hope you are having a lovely day. How is your baby?
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The weather is getting nicer and my daughter, Alimony (not vaccinated) does not support the concept of bathing. She's beginning to grow vegetables on her skin. Just wondering if anyone has any tasty recipes for wheatless bread... Our 1yr old, Dingleberry (self-circumcised) now refuses to eat anything his big sister hasn't grown. Of course, we want to take full advantage of this locally sourced, organic produce growing off the limbs and trunk of our industrious little Alimony. F**k off, REBECCA.
BY the looks of their profile pic, I think they all live outside....
You'd be surprised how many parents don't vaccinate. Recently a young unvaccinated boy got tetanus, the first case in years, he was hospitalised and nearly died. Parents were antivaxx, walked out with an 800,000 bill, and still refused to vaccinate. They weren't even charged with child abuse. After their child nearly died. It's sickening.
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What does she mean by "moving his bedroom outside"?Outside where????
Umm, okay, Sheila. I respect your stance but can we not turn this into a political debate & insult session? Although they are kinda synonymous at this point, no one seems to be able to discuss reasonably, ever.
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The "one side" has been proven to an absolute, that's why. The mocking of people who are antivax is definitely warranted. Science has indeed proven that social media antivax soap box Moms are painfully wrong. There is no science to prove their case. (Also, I'm sure you meant "be nice if this site wouldn't push PRO-VAX veiws...")
Load More Replies... The responses are gold. This parent, however, is on the border to child abuse through neglection. Or probaly already beyond it?
I think this parent would clearly cross border to child abuse by moving the son's "bedroom" to the outside. Anyway, does anyone know whether this is satire? I've read a lot coming from dumb parents but this sounds to stupid.
Load More Replies... My cat is staring at me, wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably. I can't tell her, the innocent soul, that it's the word "crotchfruit" that has me in hysterics.
My cat is vaccinated and locked inside at night. But..i mean, it´s a cat, not just a child.
Load More Replies... The responses were hilarious, but there's no way tge OP was serious... It was posted, either as satire or deliberately just for the responses.
I dunno... I wouldn't put it past an anti-vaxxer.
Load More Replies... So you can all judge me for what I am about to say because it is worthy of harsh judgement, but as I read through the comments I was just left with this overwhelming desire to give each one of my children ridiculous names because I now want to say the words "My daughter, Onomatopoeia, is three and makes organic soap" so bad because it just makes me laugh so hard. Then my son, Apocalypse Meow, can make artisanal cheese. Why do I want this so much? I shouldn't have children you guys, I just can't resist ruining their lives for my own amusement.
It's always a good laugh when a troll inspires people to come up with some really funny comments.
I always want to know the reaction of the post authors. If there were any.
Im actually glad theres been a push against these wack-o anti-vax people. Finally the internet does something good..
It's interesting that so many people are responding to "her" or "the mom". The person who wrote the post was named "Jonny" so it's a weird assumption, you know?
There are more female Jonnys, Frankys, Charlie's and Bobbi's than you might think
Load More Replies... Wonderful! Feral children are the MUST HAVE accessory this year! She is so fashion-forward.
My son Teabag (unvaccinated) also stays outside at all hours and keeps bringing girls home. Advice?
Wait... you all think OPs post is real? Who talks about their kid and says (unvaxinated) after their name? It’s either a joke post or a troll post...
I love how some people say that his mother is horrible, when the OP name is Jonny :D
Seriously? We have google so as to not look dumb. For a man, it's usually Johnny. Jonny is the normal spelling for a woman with that name.
Load More Replies... My dog is vaccinated and sleeps with me... I hope this man is a troll. Because This is inhumane.
Well, this is timely. I've just been reading about a 6 year old in Oregon who spent 47 days in hospital with tetanus, running up a bill over $800,000, and STILL his anti-vaxxer parents refused to give him the recommended second tetanus vaccine after getting him home. The kid could have died, but gosh he wasn't risking autism from that tetanus shot!
Dear god. These people. I mean, why trust doctors with decades of education and experience and literally hundreds of conclusive, scientific studies when you could trust the internet and mom's pilates instructor?
Load More Replies... I just want to know how a 2 year old does not make it home by curfew, bad irresponsible friends who want to party? or simply losing track of time??? or worse, wanted one more bottle?
Or worse, hocked its watch to play more poker and lost the house...
Load More Replies... Well in 'Murica, no 2-year-old's bedroom be complete without a shotgun to defend hiself from a wild critter what mights eat 'im, like that there baby what got eats by a dingo in Austria cause it ain't have no gun. Also we can shoots diseases afore they gits us so we don't need no gubermint mind-control vaccines.
The OP looks like satire to me. The “REBECCA” is a pretty obvious giveaway.
Wait, people actually think this is real? It's clearly a sh** post followed by troll posts. Whose 2 year old is walking around in the wilds, understands the concept of a curfew, and subsequently time (I suppose), and just doesn't want to show up to the house on time? And then the parent feels the need to make it apparent that (first) the kid isn't vaccinated (why would that even need to come up?) and (second) the fact that they're going to force their kid to sleep outside at night (clearly abuse or at minimum neglect)? Yall are dumb if you believe this is real. Use your noggins.
What did the kid being vaccinated or not even have to do with what she was wanting? Was she trying to rub it in others people's face that she's a terrible person? As if evicting a 2yo didn't already say that...
WHo dafuq gives their frigin TODDLER an OUTSIDE BEDROOM and CURFEW. THey are TWO_YEARS OLD!!!!! Sorry had to rant a bit....
its like, srysly?! why trust doctors who spent years and years at med school when you can trust the internet and some mom friends?
Taking the meaning of the child's name along with the ridiculous nature of the question. This parent is actually like you that have commented and pro vaccine. Just making a statement and probably meant for Rebecca!
Look, this person is not real. It’s a joke. No one identifies their child as (un vaxinated) every time they talk about them. Just as a parent that doesn’t circumsize does not write “my son James (uncircumsized) went to day care yesterday...”
It was a while ago I laughed this hard. I've been half lying on my desk laughing and my coworkers probably think I'm crazy, but that's fine.. So worth the read of all these pure gold responses to Jonny's original post! =D =D =D
I don't understand how Darwin has not taken care of these fools yet! If you get mad about this post then I am probably talking about you. When your dead you don't know your dead, all the pain is felt by others. Same thing happens when your Stupid. -Unknown
Buy the kid a tent. They make big ones, ten feet by ten feet. There's a nice lamp you can get at Costco that you can set on a laundry basket nightstand. Costco also has great foldable cots and electric blanket sleeping bags. By his age if he's still unvaccinated, he does have a lot of immunities built up. There are some things to worry about, but billions of people don't get vaccinations and live sixty to seventy years. Just teach the kid good hygiene early onsnd he'll have a better chance at good health.
That was GOLD. The real issue behind this hilarious post as we know - not quite as funny. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/call-national-vaccine-campaign-and-stricter-vaccination-policies
Wait, why is this child staying out past curfew, why is he by himself at the age if 2 the parents should be with him do you not worry about him getting list, kidnapped, or hit by a car these parents need this child taken away now...
There is no stupid question...but there are lots of inquisitive idiots.
I know a nutty lady named Jonny, and if I didn't know her kids were already taken away this would definitely be her!
Who says parents who don't vaccinate children are STUPIDMUTHERFUKKERS continues to be proven correct.
Isn't this just a bunch of trolling against REBECCA??? How silly can they get?
I like the comment about crotchfruit! Never heard that word! But the MMR mom has my vote! I would have a vial and syringe ready to go and if he accidentally fell and skinned his knee I’d give him “ antibiotics” called MMR, DPT,SMALL POX, CHIXKEN POX AND POLIO. SO HE DISNT GET AN INFECTION! Of course I’m assuming his mom lets him have antibiotics, and that she assumes if he get a viral infection like what we get vaccinated for, that she doesn’t realize antibiotics don’t work against viruses... and I will assume that, because she has t read any info on the diseases she doesn’t want vaccinations for... then, I’d annomously send her written material on all these diseases with pictures, side effects and the whole shebang. Maybe then she might understand.?
While I'm not defending not vaccinating your kid (because seriously, it's 2019), it is not uncommon for newborns in Sweden to nap outside during the day and while I personally bedshare with my soon to be two year old, if the outdoor room is set up appropriately (like say a sunroom or maybe even a veranda if you live in an area with appropriate weather) and the child has access to the parents and the parents have easy access and ability to check on the child and I guess you would have to feel that you have gates and stuff and are not afraid of kidnapping I don't see why a bed outside in nice weather would be a problem.
I am agree, the responses are PERFECT. I just hope the Parent catches on the Sarcasm and realizes, in 2019, make sure you type what you mean. Leave no room for guessing what you MIGHT mean. NO JOKES ALOUD. Lol
Yes, people, there are women out who are named, or nicknamed, Jonny. And Bobbi, Charlie, and Franky
Don't forget Pinkie and Greenie,both of whom I knew...
Load More Replies... This has GOT to be a troll post. There's just no way....(looking around) But then again.....
This has GOT to be a troll post. There's just no way! *looking around* But then again....
I laughed too hard at my desk this morning. These responses were great. Thank you REBECCA for not responding. and debating.
I would need real proof that this was real. Let's not give these people what they want by commenting on some made up nonsense.
To install a curfew the child needs to be old enough to read the clock, doesn't it?
By the age of 2 I had the fundamentals of reading, could count to 50 and read basic time (1 o’clock, 6 oclock, 9 o’clock etc.)
Load More Replies... And the winner of Darwin awards 2019 is... Little Jericho! I'm pretty sure he'd thank his parents but he can't be here. Obviously.
There is an Honorable Mention category, for those who stay alive but remove themselves from the gene pool. Rubella, I've heard, is a good way to do that. Oh,and mumps.
Load More Replies... Outdoor bedroom could be a great idea if climate is good. Sleep is better in fresh air. In south a lot of people sleep outside in summer. Though i dont understand the need to mention the vaccines in such a post. And why is boredpanda posting all these unpolite comments. Just to make everyone whine again about vaccines. Am i the only one tired of that? There are funnier things out there, get Yourselves together, pandas!
I have encouraged my three-year-old son, Gandalf, to French-kiss his hamsters, ferrets, and pot-bellied pig, so he should be immune to everything that's out there by now. I let him indoors twice a week to scrounge for the crumbs that collect under the sofa and TV tables. Stale crackers are a good source of penicillin.
dear god, I am so conflicted. on one hand, I'm laughing at the responses. on the other, I'm wondering where this child lives so I can sneak that poor thing the MMR and DTaP-IPV-Hib vaccine. good god.
Yes, forest green furniture would make the whole thing Ok :-D
Load More Replies... When did Bored Panda become such a negative hate forum? At any chance it'll run stories about antivaxxers (who yea are really r******d) and PETA (who say & do some really ridiculous stuff) but is it really necessary for everyone to jump on board on the slander bandwagon and just hate on these people? Not really sure that's the most intelligent way to instigate change.
It gives people a way to laugh and release some of the steam before it boils out and hurts someone. i can think of a couple of PETAns I would have happily thumped if I couldn't laugh. Same reason I bought my best friend a People Eating Tasty Animals bumper sticker. Let's you thumb your nose at idiots without getting physical. I haven't met any anti-vaxxers, so I don't know how I'd react to them.
Load More Replies... People should be able to do whatever they want unless it is engage in public male on female romance. Yuck!
Hello TJler, I hope you are having a lovely day. How is your baby?
Load More Replies... The weather is getting nicer and my daughter, Alimony (not vaccinated) does not support the concept of bathing. She's beginning to grow vegetables on her skin. Just wondering if anyone has any tasty recipes for wheatless bread... Our 1yr old, Dingleberry (self-circumcised) now refuses to eat anything his big sister hasn't grown. Of course, we want to take full advantage of this locally sourced, organic produce growing off the limbs and trunk of our industrious little Alimony. F**k off, REBECCA.
BY the looks of their profile pic, I think they all live outside....
You'd be surprised how many parents don't vaccinate. Recently a young unvaccinated boy got tetanus, the first case in years, he was hospitalised and nearly died. Parents were antivaxx, walked out with an 800,000 bill, and still refused to vaccinate. They weren't even charged with child abuse. After their child nearly died. It's sickening.
Load More Replies... What does she mean by "moving his bedroom outside"?Outside where????
Umm, okay, Sheila. I respect your stance but can we not turn this into a political debate & insult session? Although they are kinda synonymous at this point, no one seems to be able to discuss reasonably, ever.
Load More Replies... The "one side" has been proven to an absolute, that's why. The mocking of people who are antivax is definitely warranted. Science has indeed proven that social media antivax soap box Moms are painfully wrong. There is no science to prove their case. (Also, I'm sure you meant "be nice if this site wouldn't push PRO-VAX veiws...")
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