Anti-Vaxx Parent Asks Stupid Question About Their 2-Year-Old’s ‘Outside Bedroom’, Gets Equally Stupid Answers
People often like to say that “there’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Well, while the quest for knowledge is always a noble one and it’s always better to ask than remain in ignorance, sometimes you’re going to get the kind of answers that your query deserves. This plea for recommendations put forward by the father of a 2-year-old is a perfect example.
The boy, Jericho, is unvaccinated. Warning sign right there. Apparently, this intrepid toddler loves to stay outdoors, roaming the plains and having such adventures that coming home for his curfew is an almost impossible shackle on his freedom.
Clearly, the answer to this nomadic nipper’s uncontrollable wanderlust is to move his bedroom outside. Perhaps then he will befriend a family of wolves, who will take him into their pack and teach him the ways of the wild, living forever vaccine-free and truly as nature intended.
Oh, but he really likes yellow. Does anybody have any yellow outdoor furniture for him to sleep on out there?
It’s fair to say that people were incredulous, and responded with some hilarious and savage comments. Some took aim at the poor boy’s name, which kind of suits the holier-than-thou organic natural spiritual vibe this family gives off.
Others couldn’t help but wonder who poor REBECCA is, perhaps a common-sense neighbor who dares to ‘debate’ their lifestyle choices. What business is it of hers if little Jericho is wondering around unsupervised and unvaccinated, anyway?
And people couldn’t fail to notice that, for a two-year-old, little Jericho is remarkably advanced in his wanderings. As many were quick to point out, how does he understand his curfew? Has he learned to tell the time by the position of the sun? Does he wear a watch? Pretty sure when I was two I wasn’t able to understand much more than where the milk was coming from.
Of course, there were the usual savage anti-vaxxer jokes too, but for me the real winner was the last one. The irony is strong and it makes for a putdown of biblical proportions.
The responses are gold. This parent, however, is on the border to child abuse through neglection. Or probaly already beyond it?
I think this parent would clearly cross border to child abuse by moving the son's "bedroom" to the outside. Anyway, does anyone know whether this is satire? I've read a lot coming from dumb parents but this sounds to stupid.
Trouble is, most anti-vaxxers ARE this stupid, so it's hard to tell.
Maybe this mom is just really really bad with words. I know i sometimes did sleep outside (always with my mom or dad) to watch the stars, especially on vaccation. Maybe she meant something like that, just more regular and wanted to make it cozy for the boy.
I often wonder if posts like this are real or just written to see what humorous/outraged responses they can provoke. Why would someone asking about furniture bother to mention their kid isn't vaccinated otherwise? It's irrelevant to the post.
I had the same opinion too many replies to fit the situation and make it a story.
As an added bonus, she won't have to worry about potty training because he can just poop outside!
The parent sounds delusional, possibly mentally ill. Definitely not fit to be a parent.
Couldn't have put it better.
Hans, she enjoys trolling people who believe anything they read!
99% of the users here.
Neglection?
My cat is staring at me, wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably. I can't tell her, the innocent soul, that it's the word "crotchfruit" that has me in hysterics.
My cat is vaccinated and locked inside at night. But..i mean, it´s a cat, not just a child.
Lol!
My friend calls her kids "crotchgoblins" :D
'Crotchfruit' is certainly the cherry on top of this one, hahaha!!!
I laughed hysterically,too and now wonder how I can use the word effectively! But most wont understand it, so it’s doubtable I’ll be able to use it! Unless I meet an anti vaxxer mom!
Glad I'm not the only one (including the judgemental cat) :) I'm so using that word from now on (if only in my head) instead of boring old "baby"
I go with 'Spawn' but I do like 'crotchfruit'...
Same here - Lol
Oh my god me too!
That was the BEST
Same!! 😂😂😂😂😂
The responses were hilarious, but there's no way tge OP was serious... It was posted, either as satire or deliberately just for the responses.
I dunno... I wouldn't put it past an anti-vaxxer.
We share a planet with people who sincerely believe that NASA and the government are conspiring to keep people from finding out that the Earth is flat for "reasons" so....
Because chemtrails. duh.
I worked in a call-center (Inbound) for a year. Trust me - there is absolutely no limit to people's stupidity. It mystifies me how we even still exist.
Edit: oops, replied in the wrong spot.
The responses are gold. This parent, however, is on the border to child abuse through neglection. Or probaly already beyond it?
I think this parent would clearly cross border to child abuse by moving the son's "bedroom" to the outside. Anyway, does anyone know whether this is satire? I've read a lot coming from dumb parents but this sounds to stupid.
Trouble is, most anti-vaxxers ARE this stupid, so it's hard to tell.
Maybe this mom is just really really bad with words. I know i sometimes did sleep outside (always with my mom or dad) to watch the stars, especially on vaccation. Maybe she meant something like that, just more regular and wanted to make it cozy for the boy.
I often wonder if posts like this are real or just written to see what humorous/outraged responses they can provoke. Why would someone asking about furniture bother to mention their kid isn't vaccinated otherwise? It's irrelevant to the post.
I had the same opinion too many replies to fit the situation and make it a story.
As an added bonus, she won't have to worry about potty training because he can just poop outside!
The parent sounds delusional, possibly mentally ill. Definitely not fit to be a parent.
Couldn't have put it better.
Hans, she enjoys trolling people who believe anything they read!
99% of the users here.
Neglection?
My cat is staring at me, wondering why I am laughing uncontrollably. I can't tell her, the innocent soul, that it's the word "crotchfruit" that has me in hysterics.
My cat is vaccinated and locked inside at night. But..i mean, it´s a cat, not just a child.
Lol!
My friend calls her kids "crotchgoblins" :D
'Crotchfruit' is certainly the cherry on top of this one, hahaha!!!
I laughed hysterically,too and now wonder how I can use the word effectively! But most wont understand it, so it’s doubtable I’ll be able to use it! Unless I meet an anti vaxxer mom!
Glad I'm not the only one (including the judgemental cat) :) I'm so using that word from now on (if only in my head) instead of boring old "baby"
I go with 'Spawn' but I do like 'crotchfruit'...
Same here - Lol
Oh my god me too!
That was the BEST
Same!! 😂😂😂😂😂
The responses were hilarious, but there's no way tge OP was serious... It was posted, either as satire or deliberately just for the responses.
I dunno... I wouldn't put it past an anti-vaxxer.
We share a planet with people who sincerely believe that NASA and the government are conspiring to keep people from finding out that the Earth is flat for "reasons" so....
Because chemtrails. duh.
I worked in a call-center (Inbound) for a year. Trust me - there is absolutely no limit to people's stupidity. It mystifies me how we even still exist.
Edit: oops, replied in the wrong spot.