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It's common knowledge America is not fond of the Metric System. However, over recent years on social media, the USA have seemed to develop their own, rather creative measuring system consisting of rhinos, bananas, and salesforce buildings...

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#1

5 Tomatoes

5 Tomatoes

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Airis Malfoy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Atleast this should be the ray of enlightment.... like just use the metric system already(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Stealthzilla
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its not our fault that our society uses it though, a lot of us wish we could just have simple math like that but we're stuck with this so we need wacky ways of remembering

I’ll have a treble thanks.
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

10,000 squared is a hectare! Just saying, stick your miles 😁

Joseph Stillman
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

our system works fine till we got to convert it to metric THATS where it falls apart

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    #2

    Six To Seven Washing Machines

    Six To Seven Washing Machines

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3.6 metres by 4.0 metres. There, does that help?

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, thank you. NO WAIT!! What brand of washing machine were they? Different brands have different sizes.

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many vertical coffins deep was it? Those holes can be dangerous.

    #3

    1 Standard Banana

    1 Standard Banana

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    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this and I'm not even American.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still need a banana to see if this is accurate!

    #4

    One Bald Eagle

    One Bald Eagle

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    Dar Mal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most "Murican thing I have ever seen!

    JR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't want your help. Stay out of it.

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, great way to teach kids the size of an animal!

    BingoMark
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really said: 🧍🦅🧍

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be hard to get the eagles to hold that pose while you line up.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny, but it's just a social distancing joke. I once saw one that had two silhouettes of Jeremy Clarkson and it said to "Keep at least 2 Peel P50s apart".

    Annabeth Chase (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't like these social distancing ones, they're just being creative and fun

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    #5

    3 Guinea Pigs, 2 Ferrets And 1 Hamster

    3 Guinea Pigs, 2 Ferrets And 1 Hamster

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How tall are you?" "3 guinea pigs, 2 ferrets tall" "oh sorry, i like people who are above 3 guniea pigs, 2 ferrets and one hamster tall"

    Annabeth Chase (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just a pet store trying to be cute and fun with social distancing.

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband was six feet tall. When our kids were growing up, we used him as a unit of measurement. "The garden is three Daddies long." " You need to need a half a Daddy's worth of space between that box and the wall."

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    #6

    One Rhino

    One Rhino

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    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but this one just seems like its trying to make it a fun little way or thinking about it for kids and grownups alike. I don't see anything wrong with that, along with a lot of the other ones (not the washing machine one that one is stupid) but the social distancing ones seem fine to me

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay - this looks like a zoo, and is a fun way for kids to learn social distancing and the true size of rhino. I like it!!

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this at a zoo or something similar, I can u derstand then.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enforced by sharpened horn and hooves.

    #7

    100 Pugs

    100 Pugs

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    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so like i said on the rhino one some are stupid... yeah, this one is stupid, it doesn't even work in the sense of giving me something familiar to compare it to because 100 pugs is such an absurd thing to think about

    Angel Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I admit this is funny. I'm imagining a hundred pugs glued to each other flying in space. I genuinely can't stop laughing 😁🤣

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the Jerusalem Post from the US?

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hardly; and this kind of thing was a favorite running joke for a long time

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    #8

    Nature's Baseball

    Nature's Baseball

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    Paul Dobobuto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a baseball player, I'm gonna pretend I like this one...

    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care who you are, that's funny.

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    #9

    One Komodo Dragon

    One Komodo Dragon

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    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to try and make social distancing fun in a world of broken hearts, disease, and crabby people ...

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one feels Australian...

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'll stop saying it after this one but it seems like its just a fun one not avoidance of the metric system

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how old? Baby Komodo’s? Juvenile, adult? Doesn’t specify, so how do we know!

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    #10

    64 Canadian Geese

    64 Canadian Geese

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just possible that they're not aware of this critical difference - in Jerusalem.

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    Mattis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is fake, nase uses the metric system, unless it's the hight above the ground.

    #11

    Corgi-Sized

    Corgi-Sized

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    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm told two things instantly by this. It's small and it's dense. Most people can only visualize in pictures. It's how we're wired. Math is clumsy to the human brain, so why not compare it with images in your head which we use our senses instead of doing that math in our brain.

    Mikkel Sørensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe, I don't know, use the metric system to illustrate how large and how dense it is?

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    Lene
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first read that as a corgi-sized meteor as heavy as Texas and my mind blew away.... how can such a little thing weigh the size of an entire US state. 🤔

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparing meteors or comets to animals is stupid. I live in America.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More humor from Israel, and more Murcans dumb enough to just fall right in

    #12

    Doggy-Sized

    Doggy-Sized

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares, this happy face is the most important thing to notice :D

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so happy to be used for measuring potholes! The city should hire him immediately!

    Tania Schorsch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will now measure everything by this doggo

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this case, doggo was definitely the correct unit of measurement

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope - this one is literally a dog in the pothole - it's for smiles.

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    #13

    39 Humans

    39 Humans

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they would have used football fields or the Status of Liberty for comparison

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't the humans normally lying down, for such a comparison? 🤔

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    #14

    15 Ice Creams

    15 Ice Creams

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    Airis Malfoy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "how tall are you?" "8 ice creams?" (idk man i tried but idk)

    JR
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody stole this from Joe.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this inside a McDonald's? If this is for children that would be i fine, if not this is stupid.

    El Cucuy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is at a Dairy Queen. It's an ice cream shop. Seems they are having fun and relating to measurements to the very product they sell.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching size relative to other objects is useful ... and apparently delicious!

    #15

    1 Pork Chop

    1 Pork Chop

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    BingoMark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least say one scoop. 💀

    timebleeder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a post about how the U.S. won't use the metric system but this post shows two metric units in use. Grams and milligrams.

    YourLocalChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve- officially lost my appetite for strawberry yogurt- because I don’t want Pork Chops in it!!!!!

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    #16

    School Bus-Sized

    School Bus-Sized

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    General Stukov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more a fear tactic from the media for comparison.

    Mikkel Sørensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. this is just the American right wing media keeping people afraid. No reports on this in the rest of the World, and no one noticed.

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    #17

    3 Salesforce Buildings

    3 Salesforce Buildings

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    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How big is a Salesforce building?

    LavenderHippoInAJar
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming they're talking about Salesforce Tower in San Francisco?? If so, very tall

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that s the same rock that took a bit out of the Apple apple!!

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is to promote Salesforce, not for actually measuring - it is literally from the corporation.

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tf am i supposed to know how big a salesforce building is bro 💀

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    #18

    Reticulated Giraffe

    Reticulated Giraffe

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    BingoMark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American, this picture had no signs of the metric nor American Metric system being used. Where is the "That is the size of 30 LeBron James"?

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More teaching opportunities!! Grade 1 can understand this even before they have learned any other measuring systems!

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