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As we've already established earlier, Ryan Reynolds is the king of Twitter. We've shown you his tweets that were pure gold and his tweets about his daughter. Now, it's time for his hilarious Twitter replies to creeps with horny thoughts.

I mean, some fans just don't know how to keep their thoughts, or let's say 'dirty fantasies', to themselves and they're saying some pretty kinky stuff to Reynolds on Twitter. Luckily, he handles the sexual harassment like a pro by politely declining all his fans' requests in the most hilarious way possible. Take a look below and see for yourselves!

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Yvonne Bernal
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read some of Ryan's tweets. He IS funny. BTW I'm his BIGGEST fan. ooooo-57bb...4b7a07.jpg ooooo-57bb1804b7a07.jpg

Sirius
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are a tiny fan; that is what i see = D

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Chad Buckler
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's not really that funny. I would've had funnier responses.

Gloria Wesson
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now, THIS is hilarious..!! Great response!

NoliBelle
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9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah... half of them are probably me.

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    Adrian Jenkin (MarauderDeuce)
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's just pause a moment and imagine him at the baptismal font, holding his niece mid service AND responding to tweets on his phone! :D

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, right? Just the idea that an adult could actually believe that dunking one's head in water would somehow absolve them of their responsibility for their misdeeds, is just sickening!

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    Celestia
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is handling these like a true canadian I am so proud I would probably say why tf are you so goddamn f****d up

    NoliBelle
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    9 years ago

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    Get in line, b i t c h!

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    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tangled wild dolphin? I forget.... Is that the one that involve a midget gimp and bondage ropes?

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    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to choke anyone. Green Lantern was torture enough.

    AnimeAnimal
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dan said that to phil. Think...

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    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine him saying that while tightly clutching a pillow.

    Pemberton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what she's asking. Sounds like an insane killing like black dahlia.

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    Maud Leijs
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only think of 'appendix' as an organ.

    BoredBunny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think of it has the thing at the end of a book.

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    Pemberton
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a student I can't help thinking "appendix" is a few sheets of paper...

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    Felicia Luca
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems to have a lot of time on his hands

    Dora Tonksová
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you talking about, he's literally always too busy with good deeds to fist people!

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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ken Ham gets off to Kirk's feet too. But Ken calls his, "Ark Paste".

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    9 years ago

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    It's best not to actually mark the graves...

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    Nosferatous “GodsWhisperer”
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these he had to laugh at lawwwwd crazy comments🤦‍♀️

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