30 Things Women Don’t Understand About Men

It's me who does that and my husband asks what's wrong.

THIS! My husband tho is the one that does it, I just need... a Deep Breath, and he instantly is "LEE ARE YOU OK OMG ARE YOU SAD OR SICK LET ME HELP YOU!"...... I usually pick the shorty up and sit him outside the room lol {im 7'4 and he's only ... 4'11 lol!}

People always ask me what's wrong when I do that! It wasn't until my last relationship that someone actually started deciphering that there are differences and not all sighs mean the same thing.

Same except I exhale or sigh

I'm laughing my a**e off, I get that all the time, I've never told her I've forgotten to breathe though, she'd worry.

:D :D :D hahaha, yes, incl. the forward facing calendar :D

Isnt that just showing an interest in other people?

This is why women don't end up alone after divorce... Seriously, men are just stupid?

I don't really ask many questions either, though it depends how my anxiety is going at the time.

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If you never ask about details, no one can expect you to remember them. That frees up brain space for storing sports schedules, statistics and highlight-reel moments from important games.

but...but...but...they take out the trash and mow the lawns once a week, it's even!

This is why you marry a man older than at least 26. People get married at 22 and wonder why their husband seems like a grubby lazy student for life. I married my husband at 32. He had already lived on his own for many years and knew how to maintain a space nicely!

this is not about most men at all. I work 2x as many hours as my wife and we handle chores together.

You're very unlucky. I do all the cooking, I iron, do laundry, clean, do the garden, hang stuff on the line... It's all about sharing the load.

I don't think most women think like that. I know far more men with wives that work just as long hours, not understanding why women can't get the dinner on the table at his convenience and leave all housework and child care to her. Not all men, but far too many.

i recently grew beard my best friend told me i look like a hot Viking it made my year

One compliment will keep me fed for six months.

This is true. Compliment a man it will make his day, and many of them will remember the exact words you used years later.

My hub's is 100% sexier & cuter than me. He's also a sweetheart! Has been since we met. You better believe I let him know he's still my prize. It's like winning a lifetime lottery with monumental payouts. What he sees in me I don't know, but I don't question blessings!

Compliment a partner, absolutely! Give compliments to other men? I stopped that years ago. They always thinks I'm into them and want them in bed. So no more!

"nothing" just means we are well into a train of thoughts, and we don't really want to share because it would take way too much time and explanations, so we would very much prefer going on with our musings undisturbed.

"You can actively sit there and just wipe your brain clean???" Yes. Yes, we can

two things: either too many things to be explained, orrrr we zone out to nothing at all.

one of my favourite thought trains is "what could i take with me back in time to gain status and wealth and how would i do it?" electronics? no power. But some of the cooking recipes around perhaps I could make flavoured vodkas, cakes, artisan breads. A basic medical knowledge could support a successfull apothecary. But when asked i always say nothing because i just dont feel like going through all the process that led me to this point.

I sometimes ask Mr. what he is thinking, It's usually 'how we going to pay the bills.'. He never asks me what am I thinking.

Mess in the house is something that can be quickly and easily rectified. A badly-painted wall is an abomination that you've got to live with for some time.

Well, they have selective hearing, selective seeing, selective ....everything.

My dad once didn't notice that we'd put up the Christmas tree, but did notice a box out of place.

theres a wrong direction?

Niggles.

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Totally fine, we women do the same

My mum does this a lot, assuming I'm thinking whatever random thing she has thought of (aka, jumping to conclusions based on nothing) when I'm either thinking absolutely nothing or something completely different. Most commonly, because I'm quiet I must be thinking something serious

YES!!

Top 3 random thoughts: 1) Pizza. 2) Squirrels. 3) Squirrels making pizza

This drives me nuts! I swear, I even started to put things out on the counter for him when I know he will need them later and he still just doesn't see them. He's also not able to find things behind other things, even when they are in the same spot as always. It's like this barrier he just can't overcome. Also, it's just so much more convenient to ask me after the first half-assed attempt to find something instead of searching for just 1 more minute.