“Be Careful What You Wish For”: The Way Cards Against Humanity Responded To This Girl’s Complaint Is Hilarious
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June was pride month and to celebrate this ‘Cards Against Humanity’ brought out a special edition ‘Pride Pack,’ with the option of glitter added. Unfortunately when Kait Johnson went to order her glitter bomb pride pack, it was unavailable. Cards Against Humanity had run out of glitter.
“I play cards against humanity all the time I love it so much,” Kait told Bored Panda. “My friends and I all have sick senses of humor so it’s always a fun time!”
They really wanted that glitter, so what to do? Email the company and get it, obviously. So that’s just what Kait did, and to their credit, Cards Against Humanity responded, being the kickass customer service company that they’ve become known for. However, the response still left Kait lacking in sparkle. So she upped the stakes. How would they respond this time? “I honestly didn’t expect a response, let alone a box of glitter,” she told us. And what is she going to do with all that glitter now? “I’m actually trying to look for a school that might need extra glitter for their art class.”
Not to burst your bubble but glitter has come under scrutiny lately for its environmental impact, it is a microplastic that can eventually find its way into oceans and the creatures that live there. Most glitter is made of aluminium and a plastic called PET, which can disrupt hormones in the bodies of animals and humans when broken down. Some are even calling for it to be banned completely, although some more environmentally friendly alternatives do exist. So if you do choose to use glitter, use it responsibly!
Scroll down below to check out how Kait’s story unfolded for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
This woman wanted to get glitter with her ‘pride pack’ but they ran out
So she decided to email Cards Against Humanity
“Should I be afraid?”
“CAH responded. Their response turned my anxiety dial to 10”
“It came in today. Small white envelope hummm…..”
“Tiny amount of glitter and they admit they f**ked up. Not gonna lie I’m kinda disappointed”
But this wasn’t the end
“So my girlfriend got this in the mail today. From CAH????”
“She’s a little thick on the sides”
“Trolled again, just a grey plastic sleeve filled with more glitter and a card”
“So after some small packages reddit user u/cd247 suggested my girlfriend send this to CAH”
“So she did this was the reply they sent back. Now I’m terrified”
“We walk up to the house saying, what the hell is that?”
“Hhuummmmm I see glitter and a big box”
“I wonder why they left the mail Box?”
“If you find glitter on your packages I’m so not sorry”
“That’s box was filled with glitter, weight about 5LBs. But no spring trap, or trap of any kind”
“Seen the Mail Lady down the street and she said keep the box, they don’t want it back”
The final emails of defeat
Here’s how people responded
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I HATE glitter! However I do like this story. I love when a company get playful with customers.
Warning: Glitter is evil. It is behind many broken relationships. No glitter is innocent, humans are still trying to discover the Glitter species which are simple minded. It sticks where it shouldn't, it is found at places where it shouldn't, its omnipresent. If you find glitter on your clothes, only way to escape from it is to burn the clothe. I pray everyday to save humanity from Glitter.
Just adding to the world's microplastic pollution, nothing to see here move along please.
She should add it to regular toothpaste (for the rest of her life) and at least recycle that shit.
Actually most glitter is now biodegradable.
It definitely is not. Actually.
Really
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*hard eyeroll* You must be a blast at parties...
Aww, you poor self-centered social butterfly. Fuck the planet, so long as YOU are having fun, right?
Oooh, such an ORIGINAL insult. Don't try too hard will you.
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Rogue...sigh. You're just trying SO hard to be outraged because you think it gives you purpose and makes you important. How sad your life must be. You must have no joy because that would mean you couldn't be upset. Enjoy that sad, sad life my friend.
Hope that was biodegradable glitter?
It's terrible, but that was my first thought too.
I HATE glitter! However I do like this story. I love when a company get playful with customers.
Warning: Glitter is evil. It is behind many broken relationships. No glitter is innocent, humans are still trying to discover the Glitter species which are simple minded. It sticks where it shouldn't, it is found at places where it shouldn't, its omnipresent. If you find glitter on your clothes, only way to escape from it is to burn the clothe. I pray everyday to save humanity from Glitter.
Just adding to the world's microplastic pollution, nothing to see here move along please.
She should add it to regular toothpaste (for the rest of her life) and at least recycle that shit.
Actually most glitter is now biodegradable.
It definitely is not. Actually.
Really
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
*hard eyeroll* You must be a blast at parties...
Aww, you poor self-centered social butterfly. Fuck the planet, so long as YOU are having fun, right?
Oooh, such an ORIGINAL insult. Don't try too hard will you.
🔥
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Rogue...sigh. You're just trying SO hard to be outraged because you think it gives you purpose and makes you important. How sad your life must be. You must have no joy because that would mean you couldn't be upset. Enjoy that sad, sad life my friend.
Hope that was biodegradable glitter?
It's terrible, but that was my first thought too.