My husband CANNOT learn to not wake me up with bullcrap! I guess I do have to give him some credit... he did wait until my alarm went off this morning. However, I had just hunted down and conquered the SNOOZE button. Here comes my husband, asking me if I bought a warranty on the coffee maker. "You mean the coffee maker I got for free???" He says, I should still have gotten the warranty. Yes, this man who last night set my microwave on fire defrosting mean with a twist tie on it. This man who has bought exactly ZERO warranties in his life.
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My husband calls when I text him. He CAN text me back but he always calls instead!! I hate that. He’s terrible on the phone too so it drives me nuts. He hardly says anything the whole time but wants me to stay on for hours. I don’t like talking on the phone. His mother is the one who takes (and makes) most of my calls. I have really bad anxiety about talking on the phone so I avoid it entirely. I don’t even make my own doctor’s appointments. My voicemail says if you know me, text or email me. My phone is set not to ring unless it’s a saved number and all unsaved number voicemails are set not to alert. Even if it’s a number I know, I probably won’t answer. I love my husband. I do. But talking to him on the phone makes me want to drive over and shove his phone where the sun don’t shine. I know it’s not normal and I try to stay on the phone and be patient but I absolutely DESPISE talking on the phone.
