77 Times People Made Ordinary Amazon Products Unforgettable With Their Creative Reviews
Be honest, Pandas: how many products do you actually review after you get that pesky email in your inbox? If you have no complaints, you probably don't even bother, right? Well, it's not just you: about 45% to 52% of consumers usually post online reviews.
People rely on them to know whether a product is good, but some reviewers on Amazon take it to the next level. Some approach the Amazon review like a stand-up routine and bring their comedy A-game. We've collected some of the funniest and most creative reviews from Amazon that we could find and present them here for your entertainment. And, perhaps, future purchase decisions?
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Turning A Bad Situation Into A Good Review?
Boys are meant to mess up your lipstick, not your mascara. --Marilyn Monroe, I think
Just Saw This Today On A Teeth Whitening System
Nice Guess
Although only a small percentage of consumers post online reviews, buyers rely on them heavily when making purchasing decisions. Face it, Pandas: you probably wouldn't buy an item that only has a single review, even if it were glowing. And you're not alone: the availability and content of reviews greatly impact consumer behavior. In fact, 96% of shoppers say they read Amazon reviews before buying something.
In fact, reviews are sometimes more impactful than brand loyalty, as 79% of buyers trust reviews more than brands they have bought from before. According to a 2025 Amazon consumer report by Remazing and Appinio, review quality is the third most important element of a buying decision. For 91% of Amazon shoppers, review quality comes first when shopping, and only prices (95%) and product descriptions (92%) matter more.
Lookin Good
Dammit Chapman
Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews
Interestingly, jokey reviews don't deter buyers. On the contrary: sometimes, ridiculous reviews can bring in more future shoppers. In 2024, two professors at the Temple Fox School of Business, Sunil Wattal and Susan Mudambi, set out to explore what kind of impact "pseudo reviews" on Amazon have on buyers. They were inspired by such viral products like the once-viral banana slicer and its top comment: "For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana."
They had 250 participants read all sorts of reviews: ridiculous ones, honest ones, and negative and positive ones. What they found was that pseudo-reviews can either increase or decrease sales, depending on the context. A negative review where a person really meant what they wrote dissuaded shoppers from buying. However, a jokey negative review had the opposite effect – people were tempted to buy those products just for laughs.
This Precious Review For A Cat Pillow
That Cuts Deep
It’s A Trap!
All I need is a good burrito and this bean bag chair, and I will get revenge on my husband.
Both professors caution buyers not to take things at face value. Sometimes, people just want to joke around, and they exercise their funny bone muscles in the Amazon review section. Mudambi has two ideas about what drives people to write funny reviews: "They're trying to make a name for themselves. Or else they just have way too much time on their hands."
Not Sure If This Counts But It’s Pretty Wholesome
No Complaints
I had no idea that caskets could be so cozy-looking. Maybe I ought to start getting my arrangements in order.
He Looks Just Like Ed Sheeran!
"If you're looking for some benign humor, online reviews are a good place to go. But don't take yourself or the products or the reviews too seriously," Mudambi also added. Her colleague Wattal also sees the bright side of funny reviews: "If you're looking for a gift for your friend and something is viral with all these fake reviews, you might as well buy that."
Shoe Waterproofer: Not Intended For Crocs Apparently
Amazon Review For A Fog Machine
A Review For Spoons
How can you tell that a review is genuine? Some of the jokes might go over your head and the review author's sarcasm doesn't always translate into print. In 2015, linguists studied 750 Amazon reviews and tried to spot the satirical ones. Interestingly, the researchers couldn't always determine whether the review was genuine or satirical. They did, however, classify 71.1% of the reviews correctly as satirical. "Linguistically, satirical texts are more specific, less lexically sophisticated, and contain more words associated with negative emotions and certainty than non-satirical texts," the researchers concluded.
Leah Gets Some Motivation
Well, I’m Glad He Found What He’s Looking For
Bear Casually Roaming Around Your Property
The bear likes the light too, now it can see if there is anything to eat.
There is another kind of fake review on Amazon – the real fake kind. While it's hard to estimate just how many, experts caution that many glowing reviews we see aren't actually genuine. In 2021, the UK consumer group Which? found that there were dedicated websites offering to sell fake reviews on Amazon Marketplace for £5 each.
Which? uncovered a scheme that offered "packages" for sellers: individual packages that cost £15 and bulk packages from £620 for 5 and up to £8,000 for 1,000. In April 2025, the UK banned fake reviews as part of the Digital Markets, Competition and Consumer Act of 2024.
One Of The Best Amazon Reviews
I would love to have seen satellite coverage of this thing's rampage. Better than a white Bronco!
This Review Was On A Pack Of Hanes Boxer Briefs
I Love When Reviewers Post Photos
Fake reviews are a big problem elsewhere, too, not just on Amazon. In 2021, the FTC put 700 companies on notice and threatened legal action if they continued using fake reviews "and other deceptive forms of endorsement." While Amazon pledges to delete fake reviews and "take action" against those who misuse them, some still do slip through the cracks. But maybe it's for the best? Perhaps without the annoying fake reviews, we wouldn't have these hilarious gems?
We Can All Relate To Perry
They Worked Great
Finally Found One In The Wild
What about you, Pandas? Do you ever review products you've bought online? Do the emails encouraging you to post a review ever influence you in any way? And what's the best review you've ever read on Amazon? Let us know in the comments! While you're here, be sure to check out more ridiculousness in the second-hand e-commerce world in the form of these unhinged Vinted posts and these confusing listings on Facebook Marketplace.
Definitely Works Well
Cannot Stop Laughing
Furby
(Exercise Leggings) Forget Pockets That Are Big Enough To Hold A Phone. This Woman Is My Spirit Animal
As Soon As I Started Looking For Googly Eyes, I Knew The Reviews Would End Up Here
Thirst-Quenching Review For A Bidet On Amazon
What
Don't Electrocute Yourself
Review On Fake Teeth
Found This On A Burt’s Bees Lipstick
Sugar Free Gummy Bears
I think about this one every time I spot sugar-free gummies in the stores.
Review For A Waffle Maker On Amazon
This Amazon Review For A $35k Sony Projector
Amazing They Love It
“It’s Lube, Not Much More To Say”
Perhaps Rethink Shipping?
On the other hand, my coffee now has a deeper, richer flavour.
Toddler Rages Against The Machine
This kid may be enraged, but he's obviously an amateur. Mine swiftly defeated every fridge, drawer, cabinet and toilet lock in the market. And that was before he discovered his talent with screwdrivers.
Great
Was Just Looking For The Perfect Wednesday Addams Dress And Came Across This Gem
Daily Activities
I Was Searching For A Mannequin Head On Amazon
The In-Laws Still Haven’t Visited Since. 10/10 Purchase
Review For Fiber Pills
Look At This Photograph
Very Efficient Knife
"I Should Have Picked A Different Color"
Herb Garden Is Seriously Nice Stuff
In The Reviews For A Weighted Blanket
Much More Comfortable With My Purchase Now
Gift Priorities
Found This Review For A Bikini Trimmer
Just Some Extra Flavor
Poor Teddy
I Just Wanted To Know If Meow Mix Was Good For My Cat
The irony is that the socialists would help you get enough to eat.
