30 Hilariously Bizarre Vintage Food Pics That Prove People’s Creativity Had No Limits Back Then

Awesome!

This one is cool.

"Wait a second, that seamstress looked like Lady Gaga."

That is actually cool :D

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I can't tell what's inside, but the bread looks tasty and funny.

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That looks like it lures kids into sewers.

looks like cannabis cake - cute!

Pretty sure that's the real head too

Noooooooooo!

What's wrong with this? Unless those things are some unmentionable animal part.

Three frogs in a mating-conga-line.

Oh the indignity!

It reminds me of the real meat dress

This is not the worst.

Reminds me of a similar old children's cookbook I found in my house where the last recipe has a big old creepy clown cake! This also is a big old creepy clown cake.

Oh, the little cat/dog/mouse/squirrel!

I'm trying to figure out what that could be. Mashed potato?

But it is good for any scholastic event!

Na that's just a sh!tload of pickled herring and a nubbe (small glass of alcohol like aquavit), a regular Swedish midsommar lunch. (Though more commonly it's the other way around, pickled herring with a sh!tload of booze...)

I had a cake like this when I was a kid! It was great and I won't have anyone say otherwise.

This one is fun and looks edible.

"A real-life nephew of my Uncle Spam..."

Are the googly eyes edible?

Waiter, there's food in my shoe.

That looks unappetizing as f**k.

Looks like seagulls dropped their lunch on yours.

Is that white asparagus that started to go green at the tips or some bizarre sea creature?

Salmon salad and pickles. If there were some good crackers, I would actually eat this one.

You haven't touched your vegan fish!

I don't have the bowel to mix beans and onions, I don't want to become a biochemical weapon

This one isn't bad

I thought: fun fruit salad, and then I saw "Mayonnaise". Nope, just nope.

This reminds me of the time my church made a stop motion 'Very veggie Christmas' movie!

This is only here just because of the cup onion rings are normal.

I am always gay, not only just on holiday, so I am always good, I guess.

Oh lord, that's an abomination!

I know it is probably not, but it looks badly photoshopped, or I am just seeing things weirdly because I am not wearing my glasses.

There had to at least be some spice drops or jellybeans lying around. Betty Crocker would be ashamed.

Dear heavens, the second row ..

Even Audi and I aren't going to eat that.

Eaten it. It's OK. The sauce is, as Nicole Weymann said, Cocktail dressing.

It was so delicious Uncle George wolfed it down and now he's in the burns unit.

Eww, I thought those black things were cockroaches at first. I dealt with one just yesterday.

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A Busby Berkeley design? Does it rotate rhythmically?

Cthulu awakes from the slumber of eons

What's wrong with this?

Macaroni filled lungs....

"That...could have gone better."

I had to look up "homard". Its lobster.

I would eat this one!

One meat cart please!

"Get em off!"

We had this pizza every Sunday for lunch.

"almost" is used pretty liberally here.

Okay... I'd rather go wrinkly then.

Aww lil bread guys (I'd eat this lol)

The 'Angels' off to the right look somewhat Aghast.

Graphic design is my passion.

Very impressive.

Another level of decorating

The travel base of a Dalek.

Again with the fish? Why so many freakin fish?!

What is it with all the damn fish?

"Pardon me, can you tell me where I can find Tasha Yar?" Skin-of-Ev...9719e2.jpg

That's cute-ish