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In case you haven’t stumbled upon Chuck Ingwersen’s work before, well, now’s your chance! Chuck is a comic artist currently, but was previously working as a newspaper journalist (reporter, columnist, editor, and page designer) and enjoyed it a lot. In a previous interview with Bored Panda, Chuck mentioned that he wanted to be a cartoonist ever since he was a kid. "I drew constantly as a kid, and I've hand-drawn countless funny greeting cards for friends and families ever since I was very young."

If you’d like to see Ingwersen’s previous post, then make sure to click here.

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Why?
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You were expecting a dead bird?

Hannah Saville
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cat:I didn't know you wanted a fake hand

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This time around, Bored Panda reached out to Chuck with some new questions. First, we wanted to know if perhaps the artist was working on some new series or perhaps something similar.

"Right now I’m putting much of my focus on writing and drawing funny greeting cards for a major card publisher. Meanwhile, I continue to post cartoons and comics on Instagram every day, and I’m updating my personal website — captainscratchy.com — most days of the week. I hope to add some nice surprises and extras to captainscratchy.com in the near future. Beyond that, I’m thinking of working on a new book (my first one is still selling on Amazon). Oh … and I’m also regularly adding products (shirts, mugs, posters, stickers, magnets, cards, and more) to my online store."

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    Mommy longlegs fangirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ḭ̸̞̘̟̻̹̠͚̇̒̾͗̋̏̇̕ ̸̗͎͇̱̺̱̇͑ą̶̨̻̘̽m̷̖̣̠͓͕̗̓͜ ̶̧̡̩͙͇͔̩̝̟̌ẇ̷̖̅́a̸̧̬̞̞̠̤͉̤̽̀͒͜t̴̗͓̥͖̓̒̏͊ć̸̛̮͈̞͍̞͖̬͐͠ͅͅh̸̢̧̩̪̰̹̗̬̎̒͗̄̊̈́ḯ̷͇̺̒̈͋̓͝n̷̥͒͌̋͝g̸̻̗̩̘̩̦̖̃̉́̌́̕ ̵̨̖̗̜͔̯̗̈͌́͒̕ͅÿ̴̢̼̟͎̺ͅơ̸̯̪̞͛͆̂͆̇͝͝u̶̱̟̗̽͊͐ͅ

    *Displayname*=idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then what am I watching on tv? And what color is my hair and shirt????

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    Brook
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're more likely to r@pe you than save you when you're drowning

    Alias Delfs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah dolphins are more like humans so most of them are sociopaths also orcas are to

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep I have seen where scientists have observed male dolphins cutting a female off from her own pod and then swimming with her close to shore trapping her making her swim until she is so exhausted she has no choice but to mate with them. But I still love dolphins. Since I saw flipper as a kid in Florida I was in love 💕 🐬

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    Ugh_What_Now
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaking Monsters I tell ya... I'm not afraid of you ya giant TUNA! I live inland! 😤

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Casual Geographic could settle this

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    Ashlei Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way harder than i should have lol 😂😂

    Micah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the Superb Owl will one day be as well regarded as The Great Pumpkin.

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    We also wanted to know if the artist had a comic he was proud of, and we thought it was only fair if he'd share his thoughts with us!

    "It’s so hard to pick one comic or cartoon as my favorite, but I do have a soft spot for one that shows a bunch of bears lurking outside of a tent, with a voice coming from inside the tent saying, “You’ve got to stop thinking that every sound you hear is a bear.” I like that one for a number of reasons. It was one of the very first bear cartoons I drew (and since then I’ve drawn a bunch). Second, it became a big-selling card for Hallmark’s Shoebox Cards and was chosen for a Hallmark wall calendar. Third, it’s one of my wife’s favorite cartoons, and that reason alone makes it really special."

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    PalmKitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

    Kona Pake
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gin’s for the afternoon. Vodka in the bloody Mary is for the mornings.

    Earl Grey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you add coffee to Irish Whiskey.

    Niamh Nomen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one in green looks like if someone drew David Tennant from memory.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nahhh, it's fine as it is

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that several naps a day are part of the jobs purrrks!

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    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a little bit of bad information though, catnip is banned..... unless you brought enough for everyone

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next week, I need to crinkle and play with my resume paper.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill get my hooman to contact your hoomans

    Artists go through a few art phases trying to find the art style they could call their own, and the same goes for Chuck too.

    "I’d like to master some simple line drawings. I really admire artists who can really get an idea across with a minimalist but still interesting style. I’ve always struggled with that, because I tend to overdraw everything! I also want to do more animation work. I’ve done some simple animation work in the past, but I’d like to go further, but it’s awfully time-consuming.

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    PenitentEyeball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But hey, I only succeeded on 5 of them, can you really count the 6th attempt if I failed?

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And can you really blame a cat for acting within its nature? If those attempts were pests then that's a good kitty! 👍 😺

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    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It dosnt count if you dont find the bodies sir

    Jude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodies? What bodies? Who mentioned any bodies?

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    Cat Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how Timmothy has the speech bubble.. wait holup’

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha……hhahaha…..hahaha.ha…………haa…….aaaaaahaha.

    Susanne B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a minute there I forgot that seals are carnivores too

    shamrockviking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And apparently a nose load of seal. Ive...been...kissed by a rose...

    Red
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go Shark! Self-confidence and not giving a crab about other people's opinions are essential to a happy life.

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    Starting out with comics (or art in general) isn't easy, so we asked the artist if he had any tips to share.

    "Don’t try to please the masses. Do work that you enjoy doing and that you find interesting. Try to develop your own voice and style. Originality goes a long way in this age when it seems like everybody is creating art of one kind or another."

    When it comes to people having opinions on his comics, here's what Chuck hopes to achieve with his work, "I simply want to add a fun moment to someone’s day. If my work inspires a smile or a laugh (or even a groan), I’ve succeeded. Sometimes I aim for a 'message' cartoon or comic, but generally, I’m just going for a laugh. Having said that, if people like something I’ve done and share it with others, that’s really gratifying."

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dark. But his smile tho lol

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after that he can come to my house. I have an HP printer so it's always out of ink. Tip to y'all: never get an HP printer. They make you replace all the colors just to print black and white. I bought it with a brand new set of cartridges and after using it three times they were empty. I will always put in the extra money for a better printer now. It will save on ink later.

    Something
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HP's Instant Ink subscription has "extra high capacity cartridges," as though the cartridge wasn't supposed to have as much ink as the printer has room for by default.

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    Alan Pearlman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you’re thinking of SQUIDS.

    Nolan Childerhose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the missing fifth panel has the octopus correcting him. Maybe.

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    Aurelia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with an epson printer: 😎

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No........ but on a side note, can you ink in this cup so it can be tested for opiates..... yeah, only that reason. And make sure to give enough for plenty of testing (pages).....

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welll…….. now that were friends i may need to ask a favour.

    Random Dog Owner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No! Why would you think that?" "Ok yes I do,"

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    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We arent talking about your Trophy again Harry =_=

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a race where you let the partner finish first before you dingus

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    For some people, art is not only a hobby, but something way more, and the artist certainly has his own goals he wants to accomplish when it comes to his comics.

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    "I would hope my work brings a little joy to a world that needs all it can get. Simple as that. I love to laugh, and I love to make others laugh too."

    Artists receive countless comments about their work pretty much every day, but sometimes some of them stand out more so than the others.

    "I love it when I get a comment along the lines of 'This comic made my day!' Can’t get much better than that. But I appreciate everyone who takes the time to comment on my work. There’s so much content out there, I take it as a great compliment when someone makes the effort to comment or engage in some way on a cartoon or comic of mine."

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    Jude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the box. It's all in the right box! Get yourself a box, Dog and you might become an influencer too.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She ‘influences’ people by threatening to burn their houses. See? People are very influencable/jk

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    ALEXANDER DALE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ḥ̵̨̢̖̘̩̙̊̋̒̑̊͊͌͗͆ĕ̷̲̮̈́̂͌̈̍͊̉̓̈͝ͅh̷̯̫͈̻̅̄̀̓͊̅̆̽͋͘

    Sara Matta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The elf's look says one misbehaved down only two more to go

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    Lastly, we were curious to find out whether this whole art journey Chuck went through has helped him with something in life, and here's what he shared with us.

    "Making art can help lift me out of some darker moments. The process of creating something out of nothing and knowing it will be appreciated by some people is a genuine mood-lifter. I create new art every day, not because I have to but because I want to. And that’s a gift."

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    BoredBirb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wont be! I'll be doing the same!

    Jessica Low
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the tiny Mr. Bubbles bottle!

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that stuff! The smell still brings me back to being a kid and I was still use it in my 40s.

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    shamrockviking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently the shark isn't the only one wine-ing about that one.

    CammyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wine automatically makes a “judgement free” zone

    SillySparklyGirl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottle of Mr Bubble is *chef's kiss*

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm clearly a manatee

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    Why?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shark got bearly noticed.

    Sweetie Cake️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The anger after being found out by Bear must be clawing at him from inside.

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    CammyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” for the aquatic terrain

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did the shark fit in the kiddy pool?

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    Jude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only rated 14? Maybe I've got a bizarre sense of humour but this cracked me up!

    Beanš
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t scream he’s trying to go in for the kiss

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    Captain America
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they sensor the word “c**p”? Really?

    Chris Dev
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure he's telling the bear to do something...

    Annemarie Tews
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when has c R a P been a bad word

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bear was likely already taller than you before before he stood on 2 feet.

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    Sweetie Cake️‍
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well you appear to have gotten some eyebrow in your wine…”

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and that candle is about to burn off your other side."

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    Mackenzie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some wine with your eyebrows?

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    kitty_cnady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isin't the hammerhead shark harmless to humans? ( I know other shark attacks were not on purpose they just think surfers are sea turtles or seals).

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most shark attacks According to national geographic Hammerheads are aggressive hunters, feeding on smaller fish, octopuses, squid, and crustaceans. They do not actively seek out human prey, but are very defensive and will attack when provoked

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    -mafīafrog-
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nurse shark is mostly harmless to humans

    Chaotic-Pansexual (she/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The nurse shark depicted here looks a little more like a port Jackson shark with the little whiskers of a nurse shark

    ALEXANDER DALE
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey man, please don't bring shark politics into this, okay dude?

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    mystique
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for the sandwiches and the mini heart attack gavin!!

    Magnus Eklund
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have been a Seal club xD missed opportunity I feel

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate veggies mixed in my chicken/ham/tuna/egg/seafood/lobster salads

    Ugh_What_Now
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, It was the Jimmy John's CEO that basically dry humped that dead shark naked on his boat and people are down voting you??? 😬

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    Mackenzie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is 9 bottles of what might wine on the floor.

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some of them had my name on it

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ……I don’t see this invisible man movie

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    Tamra Stiffler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, his hopeful little expression.

    Chris Dev
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as you promise to not tip the candy out of the cone.

    CammyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s all fun and games until someone goes home in a cone…

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    Mackenzie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No...? *puts gray behind back*

    Weeblet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the shark drinks the gravy, saying: I like drinking gravy.

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes…….its for my uhh……….sea water

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is how I always drink my Chardonnay....

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    kitty_cnady
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never tough about that *wheeze*

    CMDR unematti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's their nose, i think. do you blue bubbles through your nose?

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know, do you blow bubbles out of your gills?"

    Jude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...or out of your other end?"

    Cooper Terry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain its gonna Blo- 😵🤯🫠

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know this can actually happen. When male and female penguins take turns taking care of their chicks there are so many penguins who have their own unique call…..but so many of them drowns that specific call….so mistaken identity ensues.

    Stephanie Case
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because global warming wasn't enough... now they have to worry about identity theft too.

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    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharon got eaten by a an arctic pigeon, there's a name for them but it's eluding me right now.

    Jude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be WAY higher. Not only is it hilarious, it's also somewhat true!

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    Jessica Low
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ocean is the sharks "house". No ocean for me until i am invited... too scary.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the fear but mostly they ignore you. Honestly when I lived in Florida I used to snorkel and I spent every weekend at least at the beach. I was more worried about the barracuda that are way more intimidating. Sharks usually keep their distance and generally don't mess with you. If you see dolphins you're usually safe too because sharks will keep their distance from them.

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    Speedwell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh I loooove the attentiveness of this waiter!

    Adam L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am terribly sorry sir, we are currently out of that particular dish. Could I interest you in a full bodied 1979 instead?"

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    Norma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Buttercup! We know it's you!!

    Beenie Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know you from Shelby. From the other night.

    Jude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Buttercup will probably be happy with a couple of carrots in her bag. How many kids would accept carrots without egging your house?

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    Blake Marcum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Death penalty from the cat to there servent

    Weeblet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cat I've had enjoyed my boops

    Cody Zoesch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but seriously, God forbid you do get attacked by a shark, DO boop the nose. HARD.

    DoubleHeartDoctor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the "Halloween Store Hand" came from...

    Devan LePage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a shark is coming at you you can punch or kick it in the nose, eyes or gills. It will scare the shark and make it go away

    CMDR unematti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that's exactly the right strategy against a shark

    -mafīafrog-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- guys... Do you see what I see

    Henry Hagens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, bopping a shark's nose is the best way to disorient it and escape

    Jude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not tried booping a shark (yet) but my kitty loves nose boops and has never scratched me in our 12 years together.

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    Jude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I think it's going to be a 'mite' longer than a few hours.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you announce it? Now they will know where you are at.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by "kids" she means the other fur babies off screen

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    Remedy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These jokes sock. I haven't seen unfunny trash like this in a long time.

    rowhobbit
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i absolutely despise the idea of them wearing socks in the ocean

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated getting socks or underwear for Christmas. If I needed them that bad, a normal shopping trip would suffice, don't get my hopes up by making it seem like I'm getting more presents. I WILL NOT do this to my kid

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    Sweetie Cake️‍
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “pppfffffuuurrrfff” *meanwhile with the aliens*: Andrew: Ted! No, Ted you don’t get it! WE DON’T UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE! Commander Ted: It can’t be that difficult Andrew. What about you, Sandra? Sandra… SANDRA! PAY ATTENTION! Did you under.. she’s not even listening… Corporate is gonna yell at me. Kevin, play the recording back. We will figure it out…. Recording: ‘pppfffffuuurrrfff’ Commander Ted: … i got nothing..

    BasedWang12
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either you are a creative person, or you were high as hell

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    Renay T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why they're always anally probing us. We speak out our asses, and even aliens know it.

    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the CH4 telling "Coming through!".

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    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you are a hunk, and you are meaty..

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five years of art school and a lifetime of debt!

    Kind Pegasus 95
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Later, after being rejected from his art school, Mister Shark turned to politics.

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    Melissa Van Deutekom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he basically drew shark teeth on the manatee. Best friends :)

    Hybrid_Hydra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 years of art school dropouts is more like it...

    Hugo Scamander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he using WATER colours? 😂😂😂

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would sue the school for wasting your time.

    Jessica Low
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me, the shark always sounds like Will Arnett... however you spell his last name. GOB Bluth. That's easier.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, and the manatee is Seth Rogan.... I. WOULD. WATCH. THAT.

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    Hannah Alderman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought his right hand was something else...

    Hannah Alderman
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    3 years ago

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    LittleLiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing boring the groin... Count your blessings

    Beenie Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol the snake is spooning him

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    -Insert-name-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    btw this is a reference to a song

    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Grandma got run over by a reindeer, walking home from our house Christmas eve. You might say there's no such thing as Santa, but as for me and Grandpa we believe!"

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    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But..i never have parties.. *slowly puts down. Le weed*

    Jude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming the yak had a good time too.

    165th
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if I woke up with a hyena in my backyard wearing a fedora

    Hamilfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can I be invited to your next new years eve party?

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    Norma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER say it can't possibly get any worse...

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate to be the bear of bad news buutt.........

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    Norma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave those dang sea turtles alone!! Go get you a surfer!!

    ALEXANDER DALE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ọ̵̞̦̺̦̅͗̃̈̈ͅ.̷̨̞̯̰͉̹̀o̶̢̻̤͖͔͉͔͕̮̯̣͊̑́̌͐͂̂͗̑͘͠

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    Cooper Terry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn boy he thicc boy that’s a thick a*s boy damn

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    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like when Halloween is over and...

    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can get back to eating all my candy without having the ‘trick-or-treater’ guilt

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe cuz their too chiken🤷‍♂️

    Jude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Chicken, this will only spawn a new trend of "why didn't the chicken cross the road?" jokes!

    Cooper Terry
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait so what do you want from kfc again guys

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    eccentric_ferret 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they seriously censoring “c**p”? like, srsly?

    Cattle.Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he go to school to even know what an arm and a leg means?

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …being really intimate with his insides

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    mystique
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh were they? order another group then!

    Jude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't want to seem greedy so I left the cookies for someone else."

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    Jacob Nunez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow what’s terrifying being eaten by a normal bear or by a bear wearing Christmas lights around its neck and a Santa hat.

    Jessica Low
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the one trying to hide behind the lights and the hat... that makes it seem like he wants to conceal his identity. Maybe... an outside job? The poor naked one is a Patsy.

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'll lead the way... but I ain't wearing the red nose this time

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    Sophia Semchenko Detsch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else notice? cat-sup. look at the ketchup bottle.

    Metallicd3ath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what it's called in some places, far as I know

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    Jude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His cow looks sad but hers looks angry.

    -mafīafrog-
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, and after THIS experience, it'll be my last..."

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    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably too much to bear.

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